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Little Lindsey Soldier Boy

As part of his efforts to undo two-and-a-half centuries of American liberty, war-mongering fiscal liberal Lindsey Graham likes to refer to people as having been “radicalized.” In fact it’s one of his favorite new turns of a phrase … Well you know what “radicalizes” us? Hypocrites like Graham who break…

As part of his efforts to undo two-and-a-half centuries of American liberty, war-mongering fiscal liberal Lindsey Graham likes to refer to people as having been “radicalized.” In fact it’s one of his favorite new turns of a phrase …

Well you know what “radicalizes” us? Hypocrites like Graham who break their word to taxpayersrepeatedly. And cowards like Graham who condemn people as non-patriotic just because they don’t want to spend money (and blood) America can’t afford on conflicts halfway around the world.

But Graham isn’t just a whore for our unwieldy taxpayer-subsidized military industrial complex – he’s a whore for all sorts of special interests. In fact he’s everything that’s wrong with Washington, D.C. – and he’s a “Republican.” Hell, recent television ads run by those same special interests are trying to fool impressionable South Carolinians (of which there are many, sadly) into believing that Graham is a “conservative.”

Meanwhile Graham – in an effort to ramp up those “conservative” credentials in anticipation of his 2014 reelection bid – is raising holy hell (again) in Washington, D.C. over the 2012 terrorist attack on a U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, Libya. His public relations machine is also placing plenty of nice puff pieces in the Beltway media extolling his statesmanship and proclaiming his invincibility.

Meanwhile the S.C. “Republican” Party has made it clear it is all in for Graham – and we expect the vast majority of its lemming-like elected officials to follow suit.

Whoring is good business, too, it would seem. Graham has $5.4 million in the bank roughly thirteen months out from his Republican primary election. As much as $10 million more is expected to be spent on his behalf in the form of independent expenditure advertisements and spots run by various official “Republican” groups.

That is an imposing mountain of money – one that has frightened off most “credible” (i.e. well-funded) candidates.

But “Miss Lindsey” has a problem … and no, we’re not referring to the daily speculation about his sexual orientation (he insists he “ain’t” gay).

LINDSEY GRAHAM
LINDSEY GRAHAM

Graham’s potential Achilles’ heel? The repeated lies he told about his military service during the early part of his career.

While campaigning for Congress and on his official website as a then-member of the U.S. House of Representatives during the mid- to late 1990s, Graham repeatedly referred to himself as “an Operation Desert Shield and Desert Storm veteran.” He also repeatedly referred to himself as a “Gulf War veteran.”

These claims went unchallenged until February 1998, when The Hill published a story about Graham’s fitness to sit in judgment of then-President Clinton – who at the time was facing impeachment for lying about his relationship with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

Graham’s problem (then and now)? He was – and is – also a liar. He is not a Desert Shield veteran, nor is he a Desert Storm veteran, nor is he a Gulf War veteran. While real soldiers were shipping off to fight in these engagements, Graham was a military lawyer whose closest brush with death came in preparing the wills of departing military personnel. Not only did he never see any action, he never even left South Carolina.

Asked to explain himself, Graham told The Hill it was all okay because he “never intended” to lie.

“I have not told anybody I’m a combatant,” he said. “I’m not a war hero, and never said I was. I never intended to lie. If I have lied about my military record, I’m not fit to serve in Congress.”

Wait … that’s his answer? That’s it?

Here’s the thing: Graham did lie. Clearly. Repeatedly. And no doubt with every intention of deliberating inflating his political resume. By his own definition (and by anybody’s definition) that makes him “not fit to serve in Congress.”

Graham’s current biography – which has been in place for years – contains amended wording regarding his military service.

“During the first Gulf War in the early 90’s, Graham was called to active duty and served state-side at McEntire Air National Guard Base as Staff Judge Advocate where he prepared members for deployment to the Gulf region,” it states.

Why are we bringing this up fifteen years after the fact?

First, and most honestly, we can’t stand Graham. For all the reasons enumerated at the outset of this piece, we believed he was unfit for office long before we knew he had lied about his military service.

This is just a little additional icing on the cake …

But beyond that it’s worth bringing up as it relates to how scandals are treated in the new media marketplace. With the exception of a brief mention on Graham’s Wikipedia page (which links to a 2010 article posted on the website Media Matters) there is virtually no trace of this scandal on the internet.

It cropped up fifteen years ago briefly … then vanished.

It’s time to change that.

Every pro-taxpayer, pro-freedom, pro-free market, pro-limited government advocate (in South Carolina and across the country) should blast this story to their social media and e-mail lists. And every national advocacy organization contemplating jumping into this race against Graham ought to take a hard, fresh look at this scandal – especially Graham’s ridiculous “I never intended to lie” response.

Because if this particular blow is delivered effectively and in the right context, it could be a strike to the jugular.

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127 comments

Penos May 9, 2013 at 3:13 pm

Mmmmm Lindsey. You got some ‘splainin to do.

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Cicero May 9, 2013 at 3:15 pm

Ehhhhhh, so his website many years ago called him a “veteran” of wars, where he was actually just a lawyer who helped servicemen. I mean . . . that’s what’s going to bring him down? That sounds like a typical politician (or his staff) shading/inflating the truth a bit. *Yawn.* Good luck with getting any traction on that, friend.

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Ya Boy May 9, 2013 at 3:23 pm

This is just the start..

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Cicero May 9, 2013 at 3:34 pm

I sure as hell hope it’s just the start. If this is “going for the jugular,” then I might as well watch Myrtle Manor.

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Yelsewh May 9, 2013 at 4:10 pm

A reserve JAG officer called up to active duty is a veteran regardless of where he served. Graham did not deploy during Desert Shield or Desert Storm and he never claimed that he deployed or served in combat. Graham did deploy to Iraq in 2009 and Afghanistan in 2009. Graham was also on active duty for four years after graduating law school. Dear lord y’all are grasping at straws.

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A Friend May 9, 2013 at 5:00 pm

Of course, when a U.S. Senator “deploys” to do JAG work in Iraq and Afghanistan, I’m sure he’s given no extra protection. None at all. Totally in danger. Just one of the guys and all that. Exactly the same thing.

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boom boom May 10, 2013 at 12:58 am

I know someone who did JAG in Viet Nam. Sat in an office. No where near the line. Exposed to agent orange because he was “in country”. Care to comment on that? Not saying I like Graham. Just saying others served and were not necessarily in harms way according to some people’s definition of harm. Anyone who has served can criticize Graham’s “type” of service. If you haven’t served, then shut up. Now if he is doing some fuzzy math with his record, that is different.

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A Friend May 10, 2013 at 10:36 am

Was your JAG friend a sitting U.S. Senator? I’m sorry about his agent orange exposure – that’s truly shitty – but I’m betting he didn’t have the guards/protection that a U.S. Senator would have, and there weren’t chemical weapons in use around Graham.

cicero May 9, 2013 at 5:14 pm

This is exactly right. But don’t waste a chance to call someone you already consider “a whore” who wants to destroy 200 years of “freedom” a “liar.”

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Cicero May 9, 2013 at 3:16 pm

Also, you lost 2/3 of South Carolina’s primary voters at “As part of his efforts to undo nearly two-and-a-half centuries of American liberty, war-mongering fiscal liberal Lindsey Graham . . “

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9" May 9, 2013 at 3:19 pm

Lindsey is in love with that man! He’s in afterglow mode!

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9" May 9, 2013 at 3:19 pm

Lindsey is in love with that man! He’s in afterglow mode!

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lance riprock May 9, 2013 at 3:21 pm

Just because he lied about his military service record, that doesn’t mean he lied about his sexual orientation (not that it matters unless he took a hypocritical position on the whole gay thing).

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lance riprock May 9, 2013 at 3:21 pm

Just because he lied about his military service record, that doesn’t mean he lied about his sexual orientation (not that it matters unless he took a hypocritical position on the whole gay thing).

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Ya Boy May 9, 2013 at 3:23 pm

This is just the start..

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Cicero May 9, 2013 at 3:34 pm

I sure as hell hope it’s just the start. If this is “going for the jugular,” then I might as well watch Myrtle Manor.

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A Friend May 9, 2013 at 3:33 pm

I wonder how many voters are hearing about this for the first time here. After all, 1998 was a while back, and people’s memories are short. I just wouldn’t consider a stateside JAG who wrote wills for those who were shipping out to be a veteran or even “called to active duty.”

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Mike at the Beach May 9, 2013 at 5:49 pm

Sorry, but I have to disagree. Although I am a multiple theatre actually-got-shot-at combat veteran, I (like most people) consider anyone who serves in the armed forces a “veteran.” Just keep in mind that while “veteran” is a pretty low bar, the status deserves some basic level of respect. As to any vet misleading folks about their contribution, that’s another issue entirely…

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A Friend May 9, 2013 at 8:15 pm

I get that, but to say that you’re a veteran of specific operations when you weren’t even in the field of battle – not even in the same country – I really do think that’s misleading. And I think he’s smart enough to know that it was misleading when he put “Operation Desert Shield and Desert Storm veteran” on his website and called himself that.

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Mike at the Beach May 9, 2013 at 11:02 pm

Granted. I was only referring to this line:

“I just wouldn’t consider a stateside JAG who wrote wills for those who were shipping out to be a veteran or even ‘called to active duty.’ “

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Lawrence May 9, 2013 at 11:45 pm

L.G.’s closest brush with danger was the microwave oven in the office kitchen catching his lunch on fire. What an embarrassment. I too want to know what all those fancy multicolored tags on him are for. Suspicions: speed typing, error-free spelling, Adobe Acrobat proficiency, speech-to-text proficiency, rapid page formatting, and Power-Point expertise.

No way would this overweight, out-of-shape, sexually vague and politically protected slob be put in harm’s way. I wonder what pension he’ll be drawing from us sap taxpayers.

A Friend May 9, 2013 at 3:33 pm

I wonder how many voters are hearing about this for the first time here. After all, 1998 was a while back, and people’s memories are short. I just wouldn’t consider a stateside JAG who wrote wills for those who were shipping out to be a veteran or even “called to active duty.”

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Mike at the Beach May 9, 2013 at 5:49 pm

Sorry, but I have to disagree. Although I am a multiple theatre actually-got-shot-at combat veteran, I (like most people) consider anyone who serves in the armed forces a “veteran.” Just keep in mind that while “veteran” is a pretty low bar, the status deserves some basic level of respect. As to any vet misleading folks about their contribution, that’s another issue entirely…

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A Friend May 9, 2013 at 8:15 pm

I get that, but to say that you’re a veteran of specific operations when you weren’t even in the field of battle – not even in the same country – I really do think that’s misleading. And I think he’s smart enough to know that it was misleading when he put “Operation Desert Shield and Desert Storm veteran” on his website and called himself that.

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Mike at the Beach May 9, 2013 at 11:02 pm

Granted. I was only referring to this line:

“I just wouldn’t consider a stateside JAG who wrote wills for those who were shipping out to be a veteran or even ‘called to active duty.’ “

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Lawrence May 9, 2013 at 11:45 pm

L.G.’s closest brush with danger was the microwave oven in the office kitchen catching his lunch on fire. What an embarrassment. I too want to know what all those fancy multicolored tags on him are for. Suspicions: speed typing, error-free spelling, Adobe Acrobat proficiency, speech-to-text proficiency, rapid page formatting, and Power-Point expertise.

No way would this overweight, out-of-shape, sexually vague and politically protected slob be put in harm’s way. I wonder what pension he’ll be drawing from us sap taxpayers.

twm May 9, 2013 at 3:37 pm

Any truth to the rumors of Rice wanting to challenge him?

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GrandTango May 9, 2013 at 3:47 pm

Susan Rice???

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A Friend May 9, 2013 at 3:50 pm

Tom Rice. He’s from SC.

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WoodZOwl May 11, 2013 at 11:29 am

Gary Rice?

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unclewillie1 May 9, 2013 at 6:50 pm

Frying pan to fire.

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twm May 9, 2013 at 3:37 pm

Any truth to the rumors of Rice wanting to challenge him?

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unclewillie1 May 9, 2013 at 6:50 pm

Frying pan to fire.

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GrandTango May 9, 2013 at 3:44 pm

Seeing Graham in uniform, has GOT TO Frost (and scare) Mace…
Graham is also being Vocal on The Benghazi Scandal…where Mace (via FITS) is incriminatingly Silent…

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lance riprock May 9, 2013 at 4:00 pm

Lindsey, in that picture, is sportin’ more medals than a South American General. Wonder what they’re for?

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Manray9 May 9, 2013 at 4:58 pm

The Air Force is notorious for handing out a lot of “fruit salad” for virtually any reason. They award ribbons and medals for various schools and certifications, as well as all types of so-called “meritorious service” — which has nothing to do with combat or personal valor.

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CorruptionInColumbia May 9, 2013 at 6:12 pm

Courtroom battles?

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jimlewisowb May 9, 2013 at 4:00 pm

Hey willie did you leave your friggin brain in Charleston. By all accounts you were at Sanford’s victory lap around the room.

Need you be reminded of his lies, I don’t knows, well I’ve changed my mind, oh what the hell, I think I’ll sleep on my belly for awhile my back hurts and a host of other flip flops.

None of the above caused a blip on his re-election radar.

South Carolina voters don’t care if Graham lied. All the cockroaches lie.

South Carolina voters don’t care if Graham polished his resume. All the cockroaches polish their resumes.

South Carolina voters don’t care if Graham has two left feet. Due to the level of incest, inbreeding and perversion among South Carolina political cockroaches 96% of the males would not be able to put their shorts on correctly if it were not for the flap and 100% of the females only know that the “Little Miss Piggy Lives Here” embroidery on their panties goes in the front.

Hell, Graham is the norm not the exception in this State

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lance riprock May 9, 2013 at 4:00 pm

Lindsey, in that picture, is sportin’ more medals than a South American General. Wonder what they’re for?

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Manray9 May 9, 2013 at 4:58 pm

The Air Force is notorious for handing out a lot of “fruit salad” for virtually any reason. They award ribbons and medals for various schools and certifications, as well as all types of so-called “meritorious service” — which have nothing to do with combat or personal valor.

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CorruptionInColumbia May 9, 2013 at 6:12 pm

Courtroom battles?

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jimlewisowb May 9, 2013 at 4:00 pm

Hey willie did you leave your friggin brain in Charleston. By all accounts you were at Sanford’s victory lap around the room.

Need you be reminded of his lies, I don’t knows, well I’ve changed my mind, oh what the hell, I think I’ll sleep on my belly for awhile my back hurts and a host of other flip flops.

None of the above caused a blip on his re-election radar.

South Carolina voters don’t care if Graham lied. All the cockroaches lie.

South Carolina voters don’t care if Graham polished his resume. All the cockroaches polish their resumes.

South Carolina voters don’t care if Graham has two left feet. Due to the level of incest, inbreeding and perversion among South Carolina political cockroaches 96% of the males would not be able to put their shorts on correctly if it were not for the flap and 100% of the females only know that the “Little Miss Piggy Lives Here” embroidery on their panties goes in the front.

Hell, Graham is the norm not the exception in this State

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Yelsewh May 9, 2013 at 4:10 pm

A reserve JAG officer called up to active duty is a veteran regardless of where he served. Graham did not deploy during Desert Shield or Desert Storm and he never claimed that he deployed or served in combat. Graham did deploy to Iraq in 2009 and Afghanistan in 2009. Graham was also on active duty for four years after graduating law school. Dear lord y’all are grasping at straws.

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A Friend May 9, 2013 at 5:00 pm

Of course, when a U.S. Senator “deploys” to do JAG work in Iraq and Afghanistan, I’m sure he’s given no extra protection. None at all. Totally in danger. Just one of the guys and all that. Exactly the same thing.

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boom boom May 10, 2013 at 12:58 am

I know someone who did JAG in Viet Nam. Sat in an office. No where near the line. Exposed to agent orange because he was “in country”. Care to comment on that? Not saying I like Graham. Just saying others served and were not necessarily in harms way according to some people’s definition of harm. Anyone who has served can criticize Graham’s “type” of service. If you haven’t served, then shut up. Now if he is doing some fuzzy math with his record, that is different.

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A Friend May 10, 2013 at 10:36 am

Was your JAG friend a sitting U.S. Senator? I’m sorry about his agent orange exposure – that’s truly shitty – but I’m betting he didn’t have the guards/protection that a U.S. Senator would have, and there weren’t chemical weapons in use around Graham.

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cicero May 9, 2013 at 5:14 pm

This is exactly right. But don’t waste a chance to call someone you already consider “a whore” who wants to destroy 200 years of “freedom” a “liar.”

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Ashley Phospate Split May 9, 2013 at 4:14 pm

He has been forgiven by God so it doesn’t matter anymore. Re-election follows redemption.

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Mr. Hat May 9, 2013 at 6:23 pm

Miss Lindsey understands redemption almost better than everyone, except Mrs. Garrison:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWSLjtgTtkE

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Ashley Phospate Split May 9, 2013 at 4:14 pm

He has been forgiven by God so it doesn’t matter anymore. Re-election follows redemption.

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Mr. Hat May 9, 2013 at 6:23 pm

Miss Lindsey understands redemption almost better than everyone, except Mrs. Garrison:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWSLjtgTtkE

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Tunes'n'News May 9, 2013 at 4:31 pm

Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy

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Tunes'n'News May 9, 2013 at 4:31 pm

Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy

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dr_benton_quest May 9, 2013 at 4:35 pm

i thought we didn’t allow gays in the military

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You know me May 9, 2013 at 5:09 pm

Bingo, thus the denials.

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Smirks May 10, 2013 at 9:01 am

No one asked him, he didn’t tell anyone. ;)

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dr_benton_quest May 9, 2013 at 4:35 pm

i thought we didn’t allow gays in the military

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You know me May 9, 2013 at 5:09 pm

Bingo, thus the denials.

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Smirks May 10, 2013 at 9:01 am

No one asked him, he didn’t tell anyone. ;)

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Good luck with that May 9, 2013 at 5:02 pm

“Because if this particular blow is delivered effectively and in the right context, it could be a strike to the jugular.”
Dream on. This information has been out there for 15 years, by your own account, and Graham keeps getting returned to office by South Carolina Republican voters, and given power and credibility by the national Republican Party.

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Good luck with that May 9, 2013 at 5:02 pm

“Because if this particular blow is delivered effectively and in the right context, it could be a strike to the jugular.”
Dream on. This information has been out there for 15 years, by your own account, and Graham keeps getting returned to office by South Carolina Republican voters, and given power and credibility by the national Republican Party.

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Robert Smalls May 9, 2013 at 5:15 pm

I like “Miss McConnell,” the Hunley-submarine soldier or sailor, or whatever.

“Miss McConnell” and “Miss Lindsey” look so dandy in their military uniforms.

These women … I mean men … geez, I’m gender confused … these whatever … are such role models for our young people.

I’m so comfortable that they’re on the front line protecting us from terrorists and other bad actors.

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mph May 9, 2013 at 5:22 pm

Robert,

Charleston would like to have the CSS Planter back.

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Robert Smalls May 9, 2013 at 5:15 pm

I like “Miss McConnell,” the Hunley-submarine soldier or sailor, or whatever.

“Miss McConnell” and “Miss Lindsey” look so dandy in their military uniforms.

These women … I mean men … geez, I’m gender confused … these whatever … are such role models for our young people.

I’m so comfortable that they’re on the front line protecting us from terrorists and other bad actors.

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mph May 9, 2013 at 5:22 pm

Robert,

Charleston would like to have the CSS Planter back.

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2big2fall May 9, 2013 at 5:19 pm

Nothing implied here…

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CorruptionInColumbia May 9, 2013 at 6:16 pm

Damn, you’re good, 2big2fall!!!!!!!!!!

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2big2fall May 9, 2013 at 7:38 pm

Thanks! Photoshop is a hobby I have pursued for several years. I maintain several different blogs. The main one is 2big2fall. I have two other blogs dedicated to the crooks who run Goodwill Industries (2big2fall, smilinggsucks). I also maintain another site specializing in cryptozoological porn. (see pic below)

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2big2fall May 9, 2013 at 7:40 pm

oops! The site dedicated to Goodwill is 2big2fall2 not 2big2fall…

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Lenny May 9, 2013 at 7:49 pm

Now that is plain, pure, downright funny.

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shifty henry May 9, 2013 at 7:52 pm

I’m laffin’ so hard I can’t type !!!

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9" May 10, 2013 at 12:14 am

Quit trying to make him look gay,you goddamn homophobic,stud.How big are you?

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Darth May 10, 2013 at 9:58 am

Paul Addams collection of Strom’s Shrine Clown portraits is better.

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A Friend May 10, 2013 at 10:32 am

That’s damn terrifying.

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2big2fall May 10, 2013 at 11:47 am

Okay…so you don’t like the pansy implications of the Lindsay photoshop. How ’bout this one of Rush and der Furer?

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9" May 10, 2013 at 7:18 pm

How about some,Arn Anderson and Lindsey in a choke-hold,so to speak…?

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9" May 10, 2013 at 7:29 pm

Peyote and mushrooms are two different psychedelics.Mushrooms providing a mellow trip,but Peyote is much stronger-if you can keep from puking,Don’t pull all the strychnine hairs out the middle;leave a few,and you’ll get off,faster.

Nice shit,Dookey

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shifty henry May 11, 2013 at 9:32 pm

They may discussing which one is going to take her to the prom…….

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shifty henry May 11, 2013 at 9:36 pm

I’m changing my joke. The first one is what she REALLY looks like — this one is what they THINK she looks like while on their “high”………….

2big2fall May 12, 2013 at 9:21 am

Yikes!

Lindsey May 10, 2013 at 11:47 am

3″ when i’m hard, but i’m good with leather

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2big2fall May 9, 2013 at 5:19 pm

Nothing implied here…

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CorruptionInColumbia May 9, 2013 at 6:16 pm

Damn, you’re good, 2big2fall!!!!!!!!!!

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2big2fall May 9, 2013 at 7:38 pm

Thanks! Photoshop is a hobby I have pursued for several years. I maintain several different blogs. The main one is 2big2fall. I have two other blogs dedicated to the crooks who run Goodwill Industries (2big2fall, smilinggsucks). I also maintain another site specializing in cryptozoological porn. (see pic below)

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2big2fall May 9, 2013 at 7:40 pm

oops! The site dedicated to Goodwill is 2big2fall2 not 2big2fall…

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Lenny May 9, 2013 at 7:49 pm

Now that is plain, pure, downright funny.

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shifty henry May 9, 2013 at 7:52 pm

I’m laffin’ so hard I can’t type !!!

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9" May 10, 2013 at 12:14 am

Quit trying to make him look gay,you goddamn homophobic,stud.How big are you?

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Darth May 10, 2013 at 9:58 am

Paul Addams collection of Strom’s Shrine Clown portraits is better.

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A Friend May 10, 2013 at 10:32 am

That’s damn terrifying.

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2big2fall May 10, 2013 at 11:47 am

Okay…so you don’t like the pansy implications of the Lindsay photoshop. How ’bout this one of Rush and der Furer?

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9" May 10, 2013 at 7:18 pm

How about some,Arn Anderson and Lindsey in a choke-hold,so to speak…?

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9" May 10, 2013 at 7:29 pm

Peyote and mushrooms are two different psychedelics.Mushrooms providing a mellow trip,but Peyote is much stronger-if you can keep from puking,Don’t pull all the strychnine hairs out the middle;leave a few,and you’ll get off,faster.

Nice shit,Dookey

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shifty henry May 11, 2013 at 9:32 pm

They may discussing which one is going to take her to the prom…….

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shifty henry May 11, 2013 at 9:36 pm

I’m changing my joke. The first one is what she REALLY looks like — this one is what they THINK she looks like while on their “high”………….

2big2fall May 12, 2013 at 9:21 am

Yikes!

Lindsey May 10, 2013 at 11:47 am

3″ when i’m hard, but i’m good with leather

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mph May 9, 2013 at 5:20 pm

Lindsay “Lawd, where’s my fainting couch?” Graham is throwing serious bedroom eyes at that dude. I’m guessing he wished he was being pinned in an all together more romantic way.

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mph May 9, 2013 at 5:20 pm

Lindsay “Lawd, where’s my fainting couch?” Graham is throwing serious bedroom eyes at that dude. I’m guessing he wished he was being pinned in an all together more romantic way.

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lowcorider May 9, 2013 at 5:35 pm

That pic looks familiar.

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Lowcorider May 9, 2013 at 5:35 pm

That pic looks familiar.

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Marla May 9, 2013 at 7:37 pm

Mark Sanford,United States Congressman……..SC doesn’t give a rats ass what the Republican candidates do.Graham is home free.

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Marla May 9, 2013 at 7:37 pm

Mark Sanford,United States Congressman……..SC doesn’t give a rats ass what the Republican candidates do.Graham is home free.

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Torch May 9, 2013 at 7:43 pm

Looks like Michael Dukakis to me.

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Torch May 9, 2013 at 7:43 pm

Looks like Michael Dukakis to me.

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Oh No You Di Uh! May 9, 2013 at 8:30 pm

“Now just reach inside the jacket and rub the other nipple. That’s it….”

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Oh No You Di Uh! May 9, 2013 at 8:30 pm

“Now just reach inside the jacket and rub the other nipple. That’s it….”

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Gamecock May 9, 2013 at 9:24 pm

When he ran for Congress back in the mid 90s he ran an add with a woman, a baby, and himself citing himself as a family man. He was implying that this was his wife and kid. Turned out it was his sister and nephew.

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John Duncan May 10, 2013 at 6:22 am

The guy is a complete fraud. Find the ad and send it to FITS

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Pick A Dick To Fight May 11, 2013 at 11:25 am

Yeah, he’s no Sanford…

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Gamecock May 9, 2013 at 9:24 pm

When he ran for Congress back in the mid 90s he ran an add with a woman, a baby, and himself citing himself as a family man. He was implying that this was his wife and kid. Turned out it was his sister and nephew.

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John Duncan May 10, 2013 at 6:22 am

The guy is a complete fraud. Find the ad and send it to FITS

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Pick A Dick To Fight May 11, 2013 at 11:25 am

Yeah, he’s no Sanford…

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Rooting for the Colberts May 10, 2013 at 9:20 am

Well, I just love Graham. He is as normal as this abnormal state can get, and is a fine rep for us in Congress. He has my vote and my money. FITS, he can buy and sell your jealous ass.

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Rooting for the Colberts May 10, 2013 at 9:20 am

Well, I just love Graham. He is as normal as this abnormal state can get, and is a fine rep for us in Congress. He has my vote and my money. FITS, he can buy and sell your jealous ass.

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Not as light in uniform loafer May 10, 2013 at 9:56 am

“Gulf War Veteran” for heroically doing his JAG detail and reviewing wills for troops deploying… guys better check to make sure the bulk of your estates doesn’t got the the Re-Elect Lindsey from the closet campaign.

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Not as light in uniform loafer May 10, 2013 at 9:56 am

“Gulf War Veteran” for heroically doing his JAG detail and reviewing wills for troops deploying… guys better check to make sure the bulk of your estates doesn’t got the the Re-Elect Lindsey from the closet campaign.

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Virgil Vernon May 10, 2013 at 2:24 pm

You are really crazy. My brother served in the Canal Zone during World War 2. He saw no action at all, but he is considered a World War 2 veteran. Wherever Graham was serving during the war, he was working for the war effort. He would be considered a veteran just like my brother. Fits News is never reliable, a bunch of disgusting liars as usual..

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 11, 2013 at 12:55 am

Hey Vern!

Maybe the fact that it was called World War 2 had something to do with it. If I was an Air Force recruiter in Honolulu when Reagan invaded Grenada, does that make me a “Grenada vet”?

Know what I mean?

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Cecil May 10, 2013 at 2:24 pm

You are really crazy. My brother served in the Canal Zone during World War 2. He saw no action at all, but he is considered a World War 2 veteran. Wherever Graham was serving during the war, he was working for the war effort. He would be considered a veteran just like my brother. Fits News is never reliable, a bunch of disgusting liars as usual..

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 11, 2013 at 12:55 am

Hey Vern!

Maybe the fact that it was called World War 2 had something to do with it. If I was an Air Force recruiter in Honolulu when Reagan invaded Grenada, does that make me a “Grenada vet”?

Know what I mean?

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Ernie Pyle May 10, 2013 at 5:31 pm

What’s with the camouflage costume?

Halloween party?

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Ernie Pyle May 10, 2013 at 5:31 pm

What’s with the camouflage costume?

Halloween party?

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Huge_Heffner October 15, 2013 at 9:24 am

Pantie RAID“!!!!!!!!!!!

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snickering May 9, 2015 at 12:23 pm

Cut Lulu a break, he’s been busy trying to have a baby to carry on his legacy of prancing, arbitrary hate/love, embarrassing South Carolina. He’s got a lot on his fruity mind.

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