As we contemplate the decline of the American Republic, there are a few holdovers from better managed eras that provide us the occasional comfort. These are points of longitudinal and latitudinal certainty on a cultural graph that has veered wildly into the abaxial – constants in a shifting desert.
Among those points? Medium rare bacon cheeseburgers, push lawnmowers, fantasy baseball, milkshakes that give you a brain freeze, black coffee, straight shift sports cars and cufflinks. Also on the list? The Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad.
Don’t get us wrong: We can’t stand the Cowboys. Tony Romo? Please. We’re lifelong Indianapolis Colts’ fans, people. Our team has a quarterback.
But no matter what NFL team you cheer for … the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are pure Americana. Like a lyric from a Mark Knopfler song or something.
Anyway … a South Carolina woman is currently trying out for the internationally renowned squad. Her name? Sallie Pierce – of Camden.
Take a look …
Niiiiiice …
To participate in the voting, click here. To take a look at Pierce’s audition page, click here.
Obviously we wish the former Miss Camden only the best of luck as she reaches for her dream …
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Pretty girl. Could lose some of the makeup and be even prettier. Best of luck to her!
And maybe some rhinoplasty.
Pretty girl. Could lose some of the makeup and be even prettier. Best of luck to her!
And maybe some rhinoplasty.
Mark Freuder Knopfler, OBE (born 12 August 1949) is a British guitarist, singer, songwriter, record producer and film score composer
The “finger God”.
Mark Freuder Knopfler, OBE (born 12 August 1949) is a British guitarist, singer, songwriter, record producer and film score composer
The “finger God”.
one of these days FITS’s sexism will catch up with it…….u are a dirty old man, a married dirty old man……..
one of these days FITS’s sexism will catch up with it…….u are a dirty old man, a married dirty old man……..
Best of luck to a beautiful Carolina girl!
Best of luck to a beautiful Carolina girl!
Rumor is you have to blow Jerry Jones to make the first cut.
Rumor is you have to blow Jerry Jones to make the first cut.
Good Luck Sallie…..
Good Luck Sallie…..
Colin Sarvis, a 2012 graduate of Clemson made the Cowboys cheerleading team this past year. She is a nurse and a native of Greenville SC
Colin Sarvis, a 2012 graduate of Clemson made the Cowboys cheerleading team this past year. She is a nurse and a native of Greenville SC