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SC Native Vies For Cowboy Cheerleading Squad

As we contemplate the decline of the American Republic, there are a few holdovers from better managed eras that provide us the occasional comfort. These are points of longitudinal and latitudinal certainty on a cultural graph that has veered wildly into the abaxial – constants in a shifting desert. Among…

As we contemplate the decline of the American Republic, there are a few holdovers from better managed eras that provide us the occasional comfort. These are points of longitudinal and latitudinal certainty on a cultural graph that has veered wildly into the abaxial – constants in a shifting desert.

Among those points? Medium rare bacon cheeseburgers, push lawnmowers, fantasy baseball, milkshakes that give you a brain freeze, black coffee, straight shift sports cars and cufflinks. Also on the list? The Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad.

Don’t get us wrong: We can’t stand the Cowboys. Tony Romo? Please. We’re lifelong Indianapolis Colts’ fans, people. Our team has a quarterback.

But no matter what NFL team you cheer for … the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are pure Americana. Like a lyric from a Mark Knopfler song or something.

Anyway … a South Carolina woman is currently trying out for the internationally renowned squad. Her name? Sallie Pierce – of Camden.

Take a look …

Niiiiiice …

To participate in the voting, click here. To take a look at Pierce’s audition page, click here.

Obviously we wish the former Miss Camden only the best of luck as she reaches for her dream …

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18 comments

A Friend May 9, 2013 at 9:33 pm

Pretty girl. Could lose some of the makeup and be even prettier. Best of luck to her!

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Swingline May 10, 2013 at 9:03 am

And maybe some rhinoplasty.

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A Friend May 9, 2013 at 9:33 pm

Pretty girl. Could lose some of the makeup and be even prettier. Best of luck to her!

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Swingline May 10, 2013 at 9:03 am

And maybe some rhinoplasty.

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RHood2 May 9, 2013 at 11:04 pm

Mark Freuder Knopfler, OBE (born 12 August 1949) is a British guitarist, singer, songwriter, record producer and film score composer

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confederateliberal May 18, 2013 at 10:18 am

The “finger God”.

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RHood2 May 9, 2013 at 11:04 pm

Mark Freuder Knopfler, OBE (born 12 August 1949) is a British guitarist, singer, songwriter, record producer and film score composer

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confederateliberal May 18, 2013 at 10:18 am

The “finger God”.

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Trailer Trash and Voting GOP May 10, 2013 at 9:23 am

one of these days FITS’s sexism will catch up with it…….u are a dirty old man, a married dirty old man……..

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Trailer Trash and Voting GOP May 10, 2013 at 9:23 am

one of these days FITS’s sexism will catch up with it…….u are a dirty old man, a married dirty old man……..

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Catherine May 10, 2013 at 10:03 am

Best of luck to a beautiful Carolina girl!

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Catherine May 10, 2013 at 10:03 am

Best of luck to a beautiful Carolina girl!

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Squishy123 May 10, 2013 at 5:24 pm

Rumor is you have to blow Jerry Jones to make the first cut.

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Squishy123 May 10, 2013 at 5:24 pm

Rumor is you have to blow Jerry Jones to make the first cut.

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Becky Spears May 10, 2013 at 9:22 pm

Good Luck Sallie…..

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Becky Spears May 10, 2013 at 9:22 pm

Good Luck Sallie…..

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yukon May 12, 2013 at 1:48 pm

Colin Sarvis, a 2012 graduate of Clemson made the Cowboys cheerleading team this past year. She is a nurse and a native of Greenville SC

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yukon May 12, 2013 at 1:48 pm

Colin Sarvis, a 2012 graduate of Clemson made the Cowboys cheerleading team this past year. She is a nurse and a native of Greenville SC

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