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HARLEM PASTOR CLAIMS COFFEE “FLAVORED WITH THE SEMEN OF SODOMITES” By FITSNEWS || Our founding editor is escaping his rural South Carolina compound this morning
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The Great Democratic Pre-Election Pizza Caper
MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A … PIZZA ORDER By WILL FOLKS || Pizza can’t help it. It’s brain fuel. It’s the ultimate late night,
The Nikki Haley “Mandate”
AS GOOD AS IT GETS? By WILL FOLKS || So … I’ve pretty well been getting bitch-slapped across the internet this week. First, there was the
GOP Stampedes Democrats, FITSNews
LIBERALS, LIBERTARIANS TAKE A BEATING … By TAYLOR BROWN || What’s that sound? Thousands of elephants trampled over Libertarians and Democrats everywhere, that’s what it is. The rest
“I’m Taylor”
By TAYLOR BROWN || So, when signing on to write for the infamous FITSNews, I was told “it would be nice to have a ‘Republican,’”
Props To Alan Wilson
SOUTH CAROLINA ATTORNEY GENERAL A DESERVING REELECTION WINNER By FITSNEWS || Like most “Republicans” in the Palmetto State, S.C. Attorney General Alan Wilson had a
I Like It Spicy
28TH ANNUAL CHILI COOK-OFF IN FIVE POINTS THIS SATURDAY By Liz Gunn || If any of you are still nursing an Election Day hangover, I have
2014: Winners And Losers
FALLOUT FROM THE “REPUBLICAN” ROMP … By FITSNEWS || With the 2014 elections in the rearview mirror, it’s time to assess the fallout from the race