FORTY PERCENT OF THEM CANNOT BE BOTHERED WITH “INCONVENIENCE”
America’s “generation that couldn’t” is back in the news this week after a study suggested they weren’t eating their Wheaties … or any other cereal for that matter.
What gives? Is this a price of milk issue?
Apparently millennials cannot be bothered with pouring the milk … or cleaning the bowl after they’ve finished eating.
“Almost 40 percent of the millennials surveyed by Mintel for its 2015 report said cereal was an inconvenient breakfast choice because they had to clean up after eating it,” Kim Severson reported for The New York Times this week.
So previous generations won our independence, tamed the frontier, beat the Nazis, put a man on the moon and won the Cold War … yet these people can’t lift a friggin’ spoon because it’s “inconvenient?”
Seriously where is Buzz Aldrin? He should punch every single one of these millennials in the face …
Don’t worry, though, surely the next generation will be better … right?