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American Millennials: Young And Dumb … But Getting Some

|| By FITSNEWS || American millennials aren’t the brightest bulbs … not by a long-shot. However a new study suggests they are satisfied with their sex life … even if previous research indicated they weren’t having as much sex as their parents’ generation (note: we did not say having as much sex…

|| By FITSNEWS || American millennials aren’t the brightest bulbs … not by a long-shot.

However a new study suggests they are satisfied with their sex life … even if previous research indicated they weren’t having as much sex as their parents’ generation (note: we did not say having as much sex as their parents).

According to a new infographic for Skyn Condoms (slogan: “Be Ready To Feel Everything”), seven-out-of-ten millennials have sex at least once a week while four-out-of-ten have sex multiple times each week.  This coitus is fulfilling, too, as 97 percent of millennial men and 89 percent of women achieve orgasm during sex.

The plugged-in generation also gets its kicks digitally, with more than half of millennials professing an affinity for sexting.  Moreover nearly half of them admit having texted naked pictures, while 25 percent say they’ve used the Snapchat app to send such racy images.

Hmmm …

Who represents millennials’ ideal sexual partner?  Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine and actress Megan Fox top the list, with Chris Hemsworth, Ryan Gosling, Scarlett Johansson and Emma Watson earning honorable mention.

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28 comments

You'll hump anything September 21, 2015 at 1:12 pm

Don’t ya’ll openly admit you’ll fuck anything. Male-female-Trans?..you’ll do it with dogs, if the media tells you it’s a cause.

You have no standards, so it’s pretty easy to get a piece…but who the hell would want it, other than bland, mind-flat creeps, like you.

You’re pretty disgusting.

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Rocky Verdad September 21, 2015 at 1:16 pm

Supressed is not a good thing.

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Raping children is OK w/ you September 21, 2015 at 1:24 pm

Yet when you told Jerry Sandusky he was being discriminated against and suppressed because he is homosexual, he raped children.

After he did, you ran from what you are.

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Rocky Verdad September 21, 2015 at 1:26 pm

Funny, you’re the one who keeps bringing up gay sex, and children. Are you sure you’re not registered? You know – with the cops and stuff?

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Rocky Verdad September 21, 2015 at 1:27 pm

Is that Taylor in the picture? I am pissed. All that work I did and she turned me into SLED?

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Rocky Verdad September 21, 2015 at 1:28 pm

Hey Tango, Halloween is coming up, you gettin’ ready?

Rocky Verdad September 21, 2015 at 1:29 pm

Weak. So very, very weak. Now run along.

Taylor Brown September 21, 2015 at 6:09 pm

Go fuck yourself.

The Colonel September 21, 2015 at 6:29 pm

Effective retort!

flip September 21, 2015 at 1:29 pm

Just send ICE over to Rocky’s NON citizen compound.That ought to shut him the fuck up. :)

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Rocky Verdad September 21, 2015 at 1:30 pm

We got our papers out big boy, send ’em on over. They’ll enjoy the waste of time you cost them. Just another 4 or 5 they could’a deported until you wasted their efforts. Smart play.

Rocky Verdad September 21, 2015 at 1:30 pm

I do declare Mister Tango – thoust do protest too much.

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NAMBLA September 21, 2015 at 1:32 pm

New recruit special this week only. 25% off your dues and a Michael Jackson special at Walmart – Boys underwear half off.

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GrandTango September 21, 2015 at 4:29 pm

I already signed up a long time ago but can I get in on the MJ special?

The Buzzman September 21, 2015 at 1:49 pm

You are bashing a fellow Republican, Jerry Sandusky. You lie, constantly, that he is a Democrat, but you know it’s bullshit.

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Pedophiles are Democrats September 21, 2015 at 4:03 pm

That claim was bullshit, thrown out there by Salon.com as a prevent to defend you from who, and what, you are…Only Dumbasses believe it. And you make my point.

You will march in the street with flowering pride. But when you get caught w/ your pants down, soliciting kids, you all point the finger at everybody else.

Your Perversions Are Showing September 21, 2015 at 4:28 pm

You sure do dwell on sexual things that you supposedly don’t agree with. I think that stuff secretly turns you on, why else bring it up all the time?

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9" September 21, 2015 at 1:31 pm

This doesn’t factor in how many nuts you break each time?

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Rocky Verdad September 21, 2015 at 1:31 pm

Nice one. Gotta go, involved with bustin’ Flip and Tango over frequency or lack thereof.

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erneba September 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm

NEWS FLASH…
Young people are having sex and its being reported as something new.
In other news, cars go, dogs bark, weather changes, and and it all may happen again.

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Go away, I'm batin'! September 21, 2015 at 2:56 pm

Idiocracy here we cum!

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Squishy123 September 21, 2015 at 3:15 pm

The problem is that they’re considering sex as jerking off to Internet porn. Most of the millennial I’ve been around don’t have the attention span to do anything if it doesn’t involve their phone.

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Rocky Verdad September 21, 2015 at 5:25 pm

Well if the moutains are high enough you can prop up the phone while you explore the valley.

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The Colonel September 21, 2015 at 6:26 pm

The vegetation blocks the view

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Guido Sarducci September 22, 2015 at 4:43 am

no need to read any further. This comment nails it (pun intended!)

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Wilhelm von Winkelstein September 21, 2015 at 3:47 pm

So what you’re saying is “The plugged-in generation… gets plugged?”

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CorruptionInColumbia September 22, 2015 at 8:36 am

Talk about a bunch of “dumb fucks”!

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