“WHY DO WE HAVE TWO PARTIES AGAIN?”
|| By FITSNEWS || Once again, “Republican” control of the United States Senate has turned out to be everything we predicted it would be … a whole lot of nothing.
Faced with the opportunity to reject a bureaucrat who refused to prosecute corporate lawlessness, who engaged in a fascist program of civil asset forfeiture (to the tune of $1 billion a year), who continues to believe discrimination against limited government advocates is no big deal and who has explicitly stated her intention to ignore the U.S. Constitution moving forward … the GOP instead confirmed this nominee.
We’re talking, of course, about Loretta Lynch – who is now the top prosecutor in America thanks to the “GOP-controlled” U.S. Senate.
Liberal “Republicans” supporting Lynch’s nomination included Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, Thad Cochran of Mississippi (remember his 2014 primary?), Susan Collins of Maine, Jeff Flake of Arizona, Orrin Hatch of Utah, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, Mark Kirk of Illinois, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky and Rob Portman of Ohio.
Oh, and of course U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina … which was no shock.
Their excuse? That Lynch would be an improvement over the current lawless attorney general, Eric Holder.
That’s insane. Lynch is every bit as bad as Holder … even worse because the GOP knows up front just how lawless she’s going to be.
Correctly opposing Lynch’s nomination? U.S. Senators Rand Paul and Marco Rubio – two announced candidates for the “Republican” presidential nomination.
Ted Cruz – another U.S. Senator who is seeking the presidency – missed the final vote on Lynch’s confirmation, although to his credit he was among the most outspoken opponents of her nomination.
Frankly, we’re not surprised “Republicans” in Washington have rolled over for Obama (again). It is … quite literally … all the party is good for. Which makes you wonder … why do we have two parties again?
Oh right … the myth of “polarization.”
Republicans are scum.
Too bad for you….then…because you’re about to get SCUM stuffed down your throat until you choke…you ignorant B@$t@*d…Hahahahaha…
you forgot LMAO.. what’s the matter, not funny enough?
He forgot much as well and B@$t@rd isn’t a real curse word so the hieroglyphics were unnecessary. GrandTurdgo is slipping.
In the movie goodfellas, they mentioned the Italian word for a guy who was a prick, knew he was a prick, and didn’t care.
…I forget what it was.
It’ll cum to you….
In the dinner scene at Tommy DeVito’s (Joe Pesci) house in Martin Scorsese’s classic”Goodfellas,” his mother (Catherine Scorsese) shares a story about a man who keeps quiet because he’s an emasculated jerk. Everybody knows it, including himself, and that’s just the way it is. “Cornuto contento,” Tommy explains. “it means he’s content to be a jerk.”
“But in Italian it sounds much nicer,” she adds.
Now added to my vocabulary….
Cornuto Contento —- waiting for someone to use this as a moniker, which makes me wonder what their avatar will be (hah)…
What was funny was that lesbian Wendy Davis running for governor in Texas on partial birth abortion.
Pogo strikes again! Of course about abortion and homosexuality – Pogo’s usual two fixations! We do not care if you suck dick, Pogo – come on out!! LOL
Pogo should like gay people, they aren’t likely to ever have an abortion.
I only post under one name all the time – YOU OUGHT TO TRY IT Pogo
thanks boz…i see dakota upvoted you
uh-hu . . . . are these all the different voices in your head or your many imaginary friends . . .as I am sure you have no real ones . . .
I know.. funny peculiar
See there, max? Ugly as a tree wart.
Coffee too bitter for ya’ this morning, Max?
just reiterating the conclusion of the article.
Those of you who agree, should relax and have a cup of tea.
‘a cup of tea’ — well,I have a boodle of teas imported from South America and they’ll jazz me up…
Certainly the republicrats and rhinos …
How come all of the “progressives” are ugly? … and not just the women, either.
ugly on the outside, beautiful on the inside.
democrats are adept at looking the other way while Republicans disembowel America, and then hand them the bill for it.
Democrats are little children in the world of corruption and deliberate ignorance..
Republicans are pigs – wild boars, crashing through windows with guns and war.. pushing the elderly out of wheelchairs
Grinning in each others faces as they “earn” the millions in bonuses for being the “best and the brightest” –
for excelling at being Darwinian cannibals…. using hate to concentrate the herd through the gate… where they are shorn, bled, and gutted to help offset the cost of their playthings, and to add to the “score.”
The smell of the slop that flows downhill into their bank accounts from the grotesque war machines created to grind primitives beneath depleted uranium treads, compels them.
The hysterical cries of fright, the weeping and gnashing of teeth.. “we must be men,” they cry… pissing themselves for effect, faces orange from chemical tan, covered with rivulets of tears, as only a “man” generates.
The home of the brave… the country of the “Christians” the land of “proportional response, and mature self-confidence.
That whole “NFL Cheerleaders Show Off More Than Their Pom-Poms” on this page is a waste of time. Most are not really NFL cheerleaders. They show butt-cheek, cleaveage, undies. That’s about it. Not really even any camel-toe. Total rip-off!
I know what you mean about those ads. Do you see the one “Unique Method Grows Lost Hair”? Well, this guy contacted them —
Dissatisfied with the results he got from his family doctor, the
balding man sought out alternative treatment for his hair loss. A friend referred him to a scientist who had been testing a chemical that showed great promise. Within a week after taking the recommended
dosage, hair began to grow uncontrollably all over his body. The suddenly hirsute fellow returned to see the scientist.
“What the hell did you give me?” he demanded.
“It was DNA from a woolly mammoth.”
“Aha,” the hairy man exclaimed. “That would explain the size
of my balls!”
Keep ’em coming. Your jokes are great. Do you have one about a female governor who walks into a bar?
Governor Haley goes out on the town on Friday night and has far too much to drink. She phones the police to report that thieves have been in her car. ‘They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,’ she cries out… ‘Oh hang on. I’m in the back seat.’
Oh, good one. Can you come up with one that has Haley in a peach orchard. Mabye Haley’s walking from Barnwell to Allandale when a truck stops? A little LOW country humor – ba da boom.
OK, I’ll work on it…..
Haley is walking along the highway when a truck stops and the driver looks at her and asks, “Do you want a lift?” “Oh, yes, please, thank you.” she replies. He says, “Your hair looks fabulous.”
Governor is walking down the highway one day from Barnwell to Allandale. As she passes a large peach orchard, a pick-up stops and the driver asks her why she’s walking. “I just love peaches.” she says. Pick-up driver says – “they have a lot of fuzz this time of year.” Governor turns aside, looks down her skirt, turns back and says – “they sure do.”
A trucker picks up a Nikki who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey
on the dashboard.
After a few miles she asks the driver
what the monkey is for.
The driver says “I’ll show you,” and with that he hits the monkey
with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash.
The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his
unit and proceeds to give the trucker oral gratification.
When finished, the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything
back and jumps back up on the dashboard.
“See that?” said the trucker.
Nikki said, “Yeah.”
The trucker ask her, “You want to try it?”
Nikki said, “OK, but don’t hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!”
There was a truck driver named Bob who had a monkey that excreted pellet-like turds. Bob would sweep them up and put them in the ashtray until he reached a rest stop.
One day, Bob picked up Nikki who looked at the pellets and asked, “What are those?”
“Those are smart pills,” Bob replied.
“Sure,” said Nikki, as she picked one up and ate it. “Ohhhh, these taste like shit!” she exclaimed.
“See?” Bob replied, “You’re getting smarter already!”
Yeah, that starts the weekend of just right. I’ll be dreaming of him hitting her across the head all weekend long now. Thanks for make the law work more enjoyable.
OH NO – you said LAW!
A hitchhiker was standing by the roadside near the law school with his thumb out. A motorist stopped and asked, “Are you a lawyer?” “No,” the hitchhiker replied. The motorist drove off.
A few minutes later, a second motorist stopped and asked, “Are you a lawyer?” The hitchhiker again replied that he wasn’t, so the second motorist drove off.
Finally a third motorist stopped and this time the driver was a voluptuous redhead. “Hi, are you a lawyer?” she asked. After telling her
that he was, she told him to get in and off they drove.
After sitting and admiring the driver for a few minutes, the hitchhiker thought to himself, “This is incredible. I’ve only been a lawyer for five hours and already I’m thinking about screwing someone!”
I meant to say Lawn, but hey, the result was impressive.
” The Fruit Test”
How true this is! In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it.
Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don’t rush into it. This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you! For the test results: Please SCROLL DOWN
don’t lose patience
If you have chosen:
a. Apple: That means you are a person who likes to eat apples
b. Banana: That means you are a person who likes to eat bananas
c. Strawberry: That means you are a person who likes to eat strawberries
d. Peach: That means you are a person who likes to eat peaches
e. Orange: That means you are a person who likes to eat oranges
I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself. May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff. Also, I’ll bet that right now you would like to find me and kick me. Well, You won’t find me…. because I am still hunting down the person who sent this to me…….
You BOYS need to lower that Viagra dose and take a nice cold shower . . .
how about an article about the PCNA that had more than enough republican support, including a near unanimous support from our very own south Carolina delegation (including joe wilson and trey gowdy) that incentivises private coorperations who’s hands arent tied by the 4th ammendment to collect your personal private data and give it to the government, and also exempts them from FOIA requests and litigation for violating your rights. it was only sent to you about a dozen times yesterday using your news tips contact
You didn’t send it with a check, silly.
Leave it to FITS to find a way to Blame the GOP for passing your leftwing god’s pick for AG.
FITS would also have CRUCIFIED the Republicans if they would have rejected the first Black Female AG…and even if they did, after the media beat them up…Obama would have gone out and found another just-as-repulsive AG. And look at Holder. Is she worse???…She cannot be…
Just get Obama GONE…Increase the GOP numbers in the House and Senate…and then OBLITERTE the Democrats, the media and FITS… Turn this country around…Fix the Mess the Democrats’ w/ FITS blessing have made. and then watch FITS really squeal like the leftwing @$$-kisser, he is…
As it is: The GOP just gets the blame for every bit of the disaster…even though it’s Obama who has WRECKED the country…while FITS stood by w/ his Head up Obama’s @$$…
“Leave it to FITS to find a way to Blame the GOP for passing your leftwing god’s pick for AG.”
Um… but… they are to blame.
But, but, but…… we won the midterms. This is how it works – Mitch calls Obama every Friday – “What can I do for you sir” Mitch says. Obama gives him a list for the next week, and Mitch says – “Count on me.” I thought Teddie said they were going to block her to get concessions out of the White House. So for this week, we’ve got the AG confirmed, a watered down trafficing bill sans abortion limitations, and heading for fast-track on Trade. My favorite. “Obama is a horrible negotiator” – so let’s give him free reign to negotiate on trade. Your party is such a joke, not because they’re worthless, but because they convince you they’re going to do this and that, and then side with the Dems. They sell you out so much you must feel like you’re being pimped out to drunk sailors.
Obama calls the Mullahs everyday and asks what they want…invites the Muslim Brotherhood and CAIR to the wHite House and asks them what they want…gives Putin and Russia control of 20% of out Uranium so they can funnel it to Iran…with the help of Hillary…Obama loves America’s enemies…
Boring! Please come up with something new.
Like what Rocky? This is all new.BIll and Hillary are working against America and for Russia. How else do explain the Uranium deal? And they got millions to sell this country out.
Why do Democrats hate America Rocky? Mommy and daddy tell ya America is evil? Your college professors? Why Rocky. why? LMAO!!!!
No we love America. It’s demonstrated itself as the greatest country in the world. We’re inviting to immigrants, always dynamic and changing. We lift people out of poverty by allowing them the individual freedom to move ahead, get a good education, compete for good paying jobs, lead the world in innovation. We stand before the world as a beacon of good and what is right. When needed we are there for many, whether through responding to a disaster, protecting the innocent and weak, and at home, we seek to improve our society, help those in need, improve the lives of all. Social programs aside, ever notice that manufacturing thrives when there is a Democrat in the White House, and shrivels when it’s held by Republicans. We believe in strategic policies designed to expand the economy for everyone. And we’re tolerant of all views, even yours. We don’t call people dumb@$$, or claim they hate America. We’re inclusive, not exclusive, which you most certainly are. Look at the picture above. What has you most stirred up, that there’s a new AG, or that all three leaders in that picture are of different backgrounds and color.
LMAO!!!!Democrats enslave people into a perpetual cycle of welfare,use the state controlled schools to brain wash children that America is evil, that perversion should be accepted in today’s society,drugs are okay and human life is is not important so abortion is a badge of honor.God doesn’t exist.
The Democrat Party, 2015.
I’m sorry you believe that. That’s very unfortunate, but untrue. FDR’s program of Social Security didn’t enslave anyone. Nor did Medicare, or Medicaid. Programs that helped the poor lifted more people into the middle class than it ever enslaved. Children are provided an objective education of reading, math, social studies, science and civics. There is no brain washing – unless your real complaint is that your specific world view is not taught as the foremost truth. American students are taught to think for themselves. My youngest is 10, and she’s never been taught America is evil. My middle one is 16 and National Honor society. Never been taught America is evil. We don’t advance peversion in any way, but that men and women are free to choose their own lifestyles based on who they are as individuals. (I’m guessing peversion to you is gays and lesbians – who have been around since before the time of Christ). We don’t condone the use of drugs, and abortion is a right of which a couple, or a woman, can chose. No one believes it’s a badge of honor, it scars the participant for life. But we don’t believe that restricting choices, or peoples rights, is a function of government. I feel sorry for you that you cannot see how far you have become from what the majority of Americans believe, and how disconnected you are from a young vibrant America. It’s very sad really. Your hatred, pumped up by the right-wing TP media you allow to brainwash your mind, is very depressing indeed. I can only think, what would someone like Ronald Reagan – the real Ronald Reagan / not the one in your mind – say about your views? I don’t think he would see that as the foundation for the shining city on the hill.
The REAL Ronald Reagan…you mean the one that penned ‘Abortion and the Conscience of America’…you mean that one???
Ha ha on your view of state controlled public schools and the universities…
I don’t hate anyone Rocky..including a socialist like you…you are one of the ‘good’ alinski’ types…hate to a liberal/socialist is anyone that disagrees with them…80% of Americans call themselves Christians therefore liberal socialists like yourself view them as the oppressers of the ‘minority’…
I’m a Christain as well, so I guess that ruins that theory. I didn’t give you my view on public schools, just a fact. No public school teaches kids that America is evil. No public school teaches students to hate America. Besides being wrong, it would be counter-productive. I really wish you could see how absolutely silly that argument is, but alas, I know you will cling to that view so long as Democrat is in the White House. I don’t hate anyone who disagrees with me, but let’s choose to disagree on policy, not making up half-baked untruths, and calling anyone who doesn’t view the world in your way as unpatriotic or hating America. That is, most clearly, a hateful and rhetoric filled methodology employed by people like McCarthy or, dare we say it, the Nazis of the 1930s. Your view is one of complete defensiveness. You’re defending a past way of life, or a historical mythical fantasy of America. You’re defending a long past dream or historical reality that no longer reflects who we are as a country and a people. You see, your view is that there are only winners and losers. What you cannot fathom is that someone who does not share your point of view can doing good for this country. You believe that yourself, and those who agree with you, have a monopoly on virtue and effectiveness. And that, as I said already, is very disheartening. You’re committed to trying to shape the future into your view of the past, when in fact, the future will drive what we do. Not the past.
the future??? is that why Republicans and conservatives win at the ‘local’ levels??? city,county,state etc…you never learned all politics is local???….see communities really want nothing to do with the liberal socialists attempts to destroy our public schools, your attempts to legalize drugs or the perversion you people try and force down our throats with threats and litigation…
The legalization of pot is a social trend, not a political party trend. It was legalized in Colorado, yet Colorado has tilted Red from Purple. Gay marriage is being accepted across the board, and across the parties, by Americans of all races, creeds and political affiliation. Again, you’re defensive in your stance. You’re trying to defend against change, but change is unstopable. You cannot accept that – so there must be somoene to blame so you blame a policital party. It’s the American people who support these changes – but you somehow cannot accept that – because to accept that means to accept that the American people don’t agree with you. Schools are local, yet, how do you explain that in Blue States, and Blue communities, the schools consistently outperform the others. We’re not trying to destroy schools. Heck, we strive to constantly make them better. And BTW, that is exactly what GWB did. I didn’t agree with him on a lot of things, but his efforts under No Child Left Behind, and Jeb’s efforts in Florida, were to improve education. Not destroy it. Again, you own defensiveness in your views precludes you from having an honest debate on ideas. You see it all as black and white. It’s not.
Can someone take over for me here – I’m busy now.
What would you know about college? You couldn’t even get into a community college.
Everybody alreadys know you’re fucking stupid. No need to keep proving it.
The Democrat Party only exists because its platform is abortion,perversion and hating God/America…
And the Republican Party only exists to confirm Democratic nominees.
Come on, Flip. I know it’s early in Ohio, but at least be original.
The Republican party only exists because of the large percentage of the population with IQs beneath 40.
Wow, you just keep getting it wrong, day by day by day. Must suck to always be on the losing end. Hey, did you catch your friend Robert Kraft at the White House with the president yesterday. Do you still think is one of those “crucified conservatives.” HAHAHA, LMAO, always wrong much?
Losing end? Since 2008…12 senate seats and control of the senate…75 house seats and control of the house…34 Republican governor’s…picked up over 1500 seats in state legislatures and control of BOTH house and senate in a majority of states since reconstruction…
Obama destroyed the Democrat Party…
Well that would explain why Obama is at 50% approval rating, and GWB was at 28% approval rating. Right? Savor the flavor big boy, the pendulum swings.
It already swung Rocky…I look at election results…not polls…polls? …on every issue Obama is under 40% yet they tell us he is at 47% approval??? LMAO
NO Democrat can win the WH in 2016…
The most compelling argument on why the Dems may not win in 2016 is provided by Professor Sabato of UVA. In modern American history, only twice has the party holding the White House for two terms held it for longer. In 1948 Truman won after 4 FDR victories. In 1988 George Bush won after two terms by Reagan. Ike was replaced with a Democrat, Johnson by a Republican, Nixon / Ford by a Democrat, Clinton by a Republican, and Bush II by a Democrat. So the historical view is that it’s highly unlikely that the Dems retain the White House. To Larry’s theory I might add one item, in both cases where the party in power retained the White House, the party had taken the Presidency at a time of severe economic downturns – FDR in the Great Depression, and Reagan in the recessions of 1980/81. So given the economic downtown or 2008/2009 – it’s possible the Dems could make a case of stay the course. But then Clinton came on the heals of the 1991 recession and Gore still lost (and yes, I am a Democrat who accepts Gore did lose). So it’s up for grabs. This next election is likely to be on a foundation of lowest turnout in a Presidential election year in recent memory, since neither Bush nor Clinton stir up independents to head to the polls.
Aren’t you going to reply to me above?
Sooo – there are no more qualified white folks left in the USofA.?
No, man. They are all racist and/or sexist. Everyone knows that as a Black female, it is impossible for her to be either.
It’s surprising how FITS knows more about federal appointees than do most members of the U.S. senate. Of course, FITS doesn’t really know; he’s just lying and fudging on the issues, pandering to the feeble-minded who wish Reagan were still president even though he’s dead.
Lynch is just as worthless as Holder; however, she has 6+ years less experience in manipulating the system to her will and only about 18 months to learn how. In this respect she’s better than Holder. She’ll be gone in 18 months no matter who gets elected next November and she’ll likely accomplish next to nothing other than adding AG to her resume. Nothing gained nothing lost on this one as Holder was going to stick around until someone was confirmed.
Republicans had to confirm her.They are in great shape to win White House as Hillary goes to prison or she has to pull out.She can’t win anyway.She is stuck @ 45% and can go no higher.
The racist chants were about to begin from the Democrat Socialist Party.Better just to confirm her. If she tries to push aside an investigation of Hillary and Russia Gate she will lose her job.
“Republicans had to confirm her.”
LMAO (in my best GT voice). You guys are priceless.
mama you know that is Pogo you’re replying to, right?
Do you think Lynch would ever prosecute Hillary? Do you think the FBI or anyone at the DOJ will even investigate?
More importantly, will She follow through on an investigation of the IRS?
Why doesn’t Dan Quayle get more ink on this Web site? He was way ahead of current right wing loonies.
How DO you spell potatoe?
And Agnew, another star of the All Republicans All The time hit parade
Do Republicans still nominate secretaries of agriculture? I remember one who kept his limo idling outside the ag building in DC all summer long so the car air conditioning would be on and the car ice cold at all times. He used to whine about interstate highways eating up farm land, but then he went to jail for tax fraud.
Chances are Lynch will be a terrible AG…but every President, even a terrible one like Obama, should get his picks for the Cabinet.
So Haley couldn’t get Kitzman through a Republican-infused legislature, yet Obama got his confirmed? Interesting. A few of you dopes were wrong again. Maybe she should have a few more pics taken with the president…maybe the luck will rub off on her. Would definitely give her FB fans a reason to wake up and do something.
“… That’s insane. Lynch is every bit as bad as Holder … even worse because the GOP knows up front just how lawless she’s going to be. …”
And fact that Cruz was not there to cast an important vote like this does not reflect well on His campaign.
Expect this from a site that is littered with Ted Cruz ads. You guys are HILARIOUS!
Some of Fits best friends are Black.
I found some outstandingly fantastic photos of Lucy Lawless that are still on my other computer…. too bad I can’t share them with you.
not allowed here any more..
give me libertiti or give me death!
Why drinking booze introduces you to interesting folks— this guy gave me his thoughts on it:
It’s all the way you look at them. If you give some thought to it, you won’t decide women are so beautiful. Men are always talking about how beautiful a woman’s breasts are. Go look at one. Suppose women were built different than they are today. Suppose all the women in the world had only one breast apiece and it was right in the middle and had tits on it like a cow. What would the men say: Beautiful! They’d go around grabbing at that unsightly thing and talking about how lovely and round it was, and how pink, and so on. All right. Suppose that’s the way it was, and along comes a woman with two breasts like they got how. Good God! That woman would be a circus freak and men wouldn’t be able to look at her without getting sick at the stomach.
So I got it figured out that a woman’s breasts are unbeautiful, not to mention downright ugly.
— then direct your lust towards Ms. Lynch’s “hangers”
Welcome to FITS News, SC HQ for the PORD party: Plutocrats, Oligarchs, and Robber Barons (and their minions) . You got “RINO”–we got “PORB”: all PORB, all the time
I have yet to see Fitsnews condemn Rand Paul for paling around with Eric Holder during the entire Ferguson nationwide riot episode which Holder’s counterpart in a dress wouldn’t mind continuing.
Did Rand vote to favor her too? Since you know he did pal around with Al Sharpton…
Take a bow you all-day suckers who keep re-electing Grahamnesty et. al.
There may be a more disgraceful lot of ignoraramuses–but…we can’t recall !!!
That’s right—Demwit media is so “honorable” they want NO cons’ comments
on this disgrace
And when the RINO scum who voted for her run again—we’ll put their rear
ends in their place
Gutless McConnell and Pink Sneakers Grahamnesty will find themselves on a
very high limb
When TRUE American voters bend them over and give them what they’ve been
giving them !!!