OH … AND A “BLANK SERVER” IS ALL SHE GAVE THE FBI
|| By FITSNEWS || We don’t want to picture Hillary Clinton doing yoga. Not one bit. But as the scandal over her secret email account mushrooms, that’s one of the images being evoked.
Where do things currently stand? Clinton (or rather people working for her) claim to have identified 30,490 work-related messages from a private server she maintained – illegally, it appears – during her tenure as Secretary of State. Meanwhile 31,830 emails which Clinton claims are personal – containing notes of condolence and, um, yoga routines – were deleted from this same server.
This week, Clinton turned over the email server to the U.S. Department of Justice (USDOJ) – although according to Bloomberg, an attorney for the company which hosted the account says the server provided to the government “is blank and does not contain any useful data.”
A mad scramble is currently underway in an effort to see which Clinton emails can be recovered.
Clinton’s problems related to this scandal are three-fold. First, she clearly violated federal law regarding the preservation of records – and did so in what appears to be an elaborate, deliberate bid to evade transparency. Second, she certainly appears to have violated the law regarding the secure handling of classified information – which is the angle of this scandal being aggressively pursued by “Republican” leaders in Washington, D.C.
“I am confident that I never sent or received any information that was classified at the time it was sent and received,” Clinton told reporters during a campaign swing through Iowa two weeks ago.
Previously, Clinton was even more adamant regarding her “classified” claim.
“I did not email any classified material to anyone on my email,” she said in March. “There is no classified material. So, I’m certainly well aware of the classification requirements and did not send classified material.”
Really? Hmmmm. One of the emails already identified as coming from Clinton’s server discusses the government’s top secret drone program – which would certainly seem to contradict her claims.
The third component of the scandal?
Clinton’s corporate cronyism and pay-to-play warmongering – which appear to be the focus of another botched coverup.
Bottom line? Clinton – who appeared poised to survive the email scandal when it first broke back in March – is now in serious trouble. And as far as we’re concerned, she deserves every bit of it …
Don’t worry, I’m still trying to hand this election to you. If I don’t then surely one of my other friends will in the primary. Good luck!
Jeb is a loser! I haven’t forgotten Bill’s phone call. My incredibly gullible supporters will end up sitting the election out. So I will take all the credit for your win in 2016. Trump out!
To: Bill Clinton (email@example.com)
From: Hillary Clinton (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Date: July 12, 2012
Subject: Out of Wine
Bill, we’re out of wine both here at the G’town house, and back up in NY. Know you’re busy down in Argentina today, but if you could, pick up a few cases of malbec. And keep your freakin’ paws off Kirchner. She called last time you were down there saying you were trying to grope her, which is odd she called, since I understand she likes that. Anyway, you stay off her, or she won’t be the only widowed woman President in this hemisphere come 2017.
Hill should have emailed the Luv Guv. He could have picked up a couple of cases of inexpensive Malbec during one of his Argentinian rendezvous.
From: Bill Clinton (email@example.com)
To: Hillary Clinton (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Date: July 12, 2012
Subject RE: Out of Wine
Hill, babe – come one. You know I was just trying to console her, it’s only been 18 months since her husband died. Actually was just trying out the idea from the movie Wedding Crashers – you know, funeral crashing? Anyway, did you mean in include the attachment of the drone schedules for next month, and the secret intel report on the Taliban?
Geez. It’s not like she cut up aborted fetuses’ brains and now claims to be anti-abortion, like Ben Carson.
Or claims to be for the American worker, while importing foreign labor to fill thousands of American jobs and having your clothing line made in China and Mexico, like Donald Chump. Or a dim witted puppet who never graduated college and has never held a non-governmental job, like Scott Walker. Or be the son of a communist revolutionary who only became a American citizen just tecently to run for President, like Cruz. Or currently facing actual Abuse of Power charges in their home state, like Perry. Or be the son and brother to the two worst presidents of our lifetime, like Bush.
Emails? Really? You fuckers are toast.
You have to be born as a United States Citizen to run for President. He was born in Canada to a US Citizen and is a natural born US Citizen. He is no different from the child of a military service member that was born overseas.
He was raised by a communist revolutionary in another socialist country. He is everything you falsely claimed Obama to be. Next!
I haven’t said that I support him, only that you are incorrect in your claims about his citizenship. He has been a US Citizen since birth and has lived in Texas since he was 4.
Still raised by a commie radical. Can’t take that chance. Plus, he just looks like a total goofball. Other leaders would just laugh at him.
I guess you find Hillary sexually stimulating?
I’m not the one who thinks about her obsessively all day long. You do. I don’t equate politics with sex. Probably because I actually have sex with actual women. You should try it.
You are the one that referred to a candidate’s physical appearance.
Some looking like an imbecile is not even the same thing as sex. You are the one asking about sexual stimulation, weirdo. Sorry you can’t get laid IRL. That’s the main problem with you conservatives. You can’t get fucked without paying or raping. Good thing you’re too broke for a whore and too weak to step to a real woman. Sad little bitch.
Meanwhile, you take it in the ass from every guy that walks in to men’s room. You probably like a little ATM action also.
Projecting much? I don’t know what all that gay stuff even means. You seem to be well versed in the lingo. Sorry, I thought you were straight. I meant you should try getting some dick in real life, closet case.
You can try to hide your sexuality but it is fairly obvious. You have already admitted that you preferred to judge Cruz from his physical appearance but had not looked at Hillary in the same way.
GrandTango, you are the one talking about whatever ATM is and incest with mothers and sisters. I’m sorry about the sexual abuse you endured as a child, but I’m not interested.
Go back to picking the next male POTUS by his looks. Maybe you can find the eye candy that you are looking for.
Yeah but what are you going to do when your mom and sister quit putting out for you?
First gay stuff, now incest? You had a fucked up childhood. No wonder you avoid sex. You got enough at home and church growing up.
You are the one obsessed with Cruz’s appearance. You didn’t think he was attractive enough for you to vote for.
His father wasn’t around during much of his youth. His father did fight for Castro against Batista. He was blinded by the same false promises that the democrats are spreading today. He became disillusioned with communism when Castro took power and he saw what communism really was. He took political refuge in the United States and moved to Canada to find work.
It’s fun watching you make every excuse in the book to defend someone who is like Obama. Such delicious irony. Not like Cruz has any chance whatsoever, so who cares?
I’m giving you the facts that counter your democratic talking points. You can only respond with cheap insults because you are incapable of independent thought.
Now your concerned with facts? That’s a good one. Kind of like the fact you are a confused freak. Keep that stuff to yourself.
So who are you supporting?
I haven’t decided who I will support in the Republican Primary. I know I won’t support the socialist party of Clinton, Sanders, Gore, or Biden.
No Trump? I thought he had this thing locked up?
That’s what you get for thinking when you’re not used to it.
Not my thoughts. Those are the thoughts of conservative news outlets and opinion pieces. I agree, your quote does apply to them.
Obama and Hillary being the brilliant military strategists that they are decided to set up this private server and fill it full of false intelligence (faking intelligence is their specialty) so that our enemies could hack her account and get the false intelligence. Hillary is a patriot that has never done wrong and this vicious attack is very hurtful to her. Republicans know the truth and are only doing this so they can get more contracts for Halliburton.
The derp is powerful in this one.
W A R N I N G
Skip Zzzzzzz and Speak D Truth. Go next to Rocky or beyond. It will be 5 minutes of you life not lost.
And for that comment, you earn a night with Hillary Clinton in Sumter at the beautiful Motel 6 next to the Air Force base in Sumter.
I will auction that off and donate the money to the RNC. Zzzzzz will probably empty his bank account for it.
You should be posting on GLP.
Yeah, fiction is their specialty.
You know what? You’re right!! Hilary Clinton is a true savior!
I think “corporate cronyism” is already a drinking cue in the FITSDRINKIN’ GAME (R)
Should we add “pay-to-play warmongering?”
I think “Bible Thumper “should be added to the list, but Welch’s grape juice should be substituted.
“We don’t want to picture Hillary Clinton doing yoga.”
I don’t need a picture of Hillary doing anything, those mental images are hard to erase, and besides that, I try to eat three times a day.
Seriously, if the investigation and the research into what crimes were committed comes up with her mislabeling and storing classified documents, I don’t see an escape route for her.
Hopefully, her legacy will be “o” fer two, in Presidential politics.
How about just pictures of Hillary in yoga pants?
Lumpier than my ex-wife’s mashed potatoes.
What…is…wrong…with…you?! Some things cannot be un-seen.
Cellulite overload. Please, please…that would be grounds for visual cruelty! i would be sticking forks in my eyes!
Put this woman in prison!! NOW!!!
Its beyond me how she can be given this much protective treatment.