All The Generals’ Women

SEX SCANDAL RAGES AT TOP OF U.S. MILITARY HIGH COMMAND We’ve maintained from the beginning of the David Petraeus sex scandal that his resignation as director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) had absolutely nothing to do with his extramarital affair(s) and everything to do with a coverup of the…


We’ve maintained from the beginning of the David Petraeus sex scandal that his resignation as director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) had absolutely nothing to do with his extramarital affair(s) and everything to do with a coverup of the Benghazi affair.

Of course that’s not going to stop us from diving into the salacious details of this rapidly unspooling drama …

For those of you who missed the latest episode of Army Mistresses,  Petraeus’ lover/ biographer Paula Broadwell was exposed after she created a fake email address and used it to send threatening communications to a Florida socialite named Jill Kelley.

Paula Broadwell

Kelley is an “unofficial social liaison” for the U.S. Military’s Central Command in Tampa, Florida.  In that capacity she became especially close to Petraeus – which is what fueled Broadwell’s jealousy.  Who else did Kelley develop ties with?  General John Allen – who replaced Petraeus as head of U.S. forces in Afghanistan last year.

In fact there is currently an investigation into allegations of “inappropriate communication” between Kelley and Allen.

Awesome, right?

It’s bad enough that America is still bleeding money and lives on a failed and unnecessary “War on Terror,” but the guys running this war have clearly been a little bit distracted by all the extramarital poon tang erectile they’ve been enjoying.

Astoundingly, this glorified bimbo has called in “diplomatic protection” to keep reporters and photographers away from her million dollar mansion.  Meanwhile copies of Broadwell’s biography of Petraeus – “All In” – are literally flying off the shelves.

Meanwhile the taxpayer tab for America’s so-called “War on Terror” continues to climb ($1.4 trillion at last count) … while questions about the Benghazi scandal continue to go unanswered.

Oh well … guess we should all just stay tuned for the next episode of All The Generals’ Women.  And brace for the next time U.S. Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham start babbling about the “integrity” of our military leaders.


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zingzang November 14, 2012 at 9:08 am

Clever title Sic.

Mr. Dixie November 14, 2012 at 9:11 am

Kelly would be worth a “star”, Broadwell “1/2 a star”.

dwb619 November 14, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Kelly and her twin look “Kardashian”.

SparkleCity November 14, 2012 at 9:36 pm

My first thoughts exactly………

Rocky Mtn Hi November 14, 2012 at 9:11 am Reply
Carolyn November 14, 2012 at 9:22 am


Ol'Rufus November 14, 2012 at 10:04 am

As in “ewe, that’s gross” or as in she looks like a female sheep?

Todd November 14, 2012 at 9:32 am

But her face!

Frank Pytel November 15, 2012 at 4:50 am

That’s why God invented paper bags.

Have a Great Day!! :) There won’t be many left with Obonehead in charge. Yes I voted for Obonehead so get over it Republitard!!

Frank Pytel

jimlewis,owb November 14, 2012 at 10:26 am

From the few photos I have seen it would appear that higher the Rank the bigger the Rack.

Ms. Broadwell looks to have her tatas high and tight befitting her military training.

However I would be willing to bet that when Ms. Kelly unleashes her puppies she could easily throw them over her shoulders if the General wanted to go rodeo and needed something to hold on to.

Okay November 14, 2012 at 11:04 am

I think Folks is right–this is more to do with the Benghazi situation. He allowed himself to be compromised, though, which is unacceptable. Nonetheless, there have been plenty of generals in the past with wide-open affair scandals, but no resignation is usually necessary. But when he’s caught screwing the public by going with the video story when he knew the real story, he’s got to go anyway.

MountainPenelope November 14, 2012 at 11:34 am

Keep up. Petraeus WILL be testifying about Benghazi.

bogart November 14, 2012 at 1:42 pm

The conspiracy idiots don’t care that he’s testifying…as soon as it’s over they’ll start bitching that he’s lying to help Obama…the birther thing didn’t float,so now it’s the Benghazi thing and after that it will be another thing…anything to keep their bowels in an uproar,which is easy for them because they are so full of shit…and that’s not a cospiracy theory.

Serving quietly November 14, 2012 at 2:41 pm

You – Bogart – you fucking worthless sack. There are people who served with one of those killed in that shit storm that live in this town and drink and eat in the same places you probably frequent. Hear me motherfucker – this was wrong and people are dead like in forever gone from this earth and this is as real as it gets. We are pissed in a way that you will never understand but just shut the fuck up and watch – there is going to be hell to pay you puke. Ain’t no theory here cunt.

scmajor November 14, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Serving quietly needs to serve even quieter.

The guards that died were no longer in the military as I understand it. They were mercenaries. They accepted these risks for money and lost the bet.

Don’t try to make it sound like the guards were patriots, they aren’t, they were serving to enrich themselves.

Sad that they died for sure but they knew the risks.

Stephan November 14, 2012 at 11:55 am

Jill Kelley is hot.

Original Good Old Boy November 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Definitely hotter than Broadwell, who is unremarkable, except when compared against Petreaus’s wife.

Bill Clinton November 14, 2012 at 11:55 am

Broadwell is clearly proud of her arm muscle definition. Wonder if that is what first attracted General P? Heard he is a fitness freak.

He shoulda known chicks named Paula are trouble.

Was he banging her in Afghanistan? If so, I got no problem with that. 100 mile rule.

sid November 14, 2012 at 4:07 pm

100 mile rule? That’s just disrespectful. Crossing state/national borders should be the standard. Show your wife some respect, you cad!

Sailor November 14, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Well said, Mr. Clinton.

Bill Clinton November 14, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Thanks, Sailor. Now if I could just find someone to entice Hillary. After Vince was killed, oops I mean after he killed himself, she has sorta lost interest.

Hugh November 14, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Like Nikki Haley, Jill Kelley can probably suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Whereas Nikki Haley is still in a training bra, Jill Kelley has huge teats getting constant workouts by top generals without the weight-losing drawbacks of marathon-running.

Today it is reported that Paula Broadwell runs 5K, 10K and 15K marathons with pace/mile ranging from 7:21 to 8:18. Those marathons made her teats slim down — obvious from these pictures.

Petreaus’s best was a 6:22 on Oct. 20, 2002, a 10-mile marathon.

Kelley is a socialite and maintains her large chest intact by running no marathons. She bakes cookies for veterans.

God bless America.

Lisa November 14, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Hugh, thanks for clearing that up for us.

sid November 14, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Just as a point of clarification, those are races or runs, not marathons.

Hugh November 14, 2012 at 7:04 pm

Today’s Wall Street Journal’s Sports Page refers to all of them as “marathons.” Me, I wouldn’t know the difference. Just that girls with big boobs don’t run in any of them.

norman November 14, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Jill claims to be a Lebanese Christian and an honorary Ambassador of a foreign nation and a US State Dept. Representative so it would appear she has been a busy lady.

GreenvilleLwyr November 14, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Sic, you forgot to include the shirtless FBI agent friend of Kelley’s and her crazy twin twister.

I don’t think this has a damn thing to do with Benghazi (Petreus will testify), but I hope/think this has a whole lot to do with a couple of Lebanese honey traps.

Committee to Return Jakie Knotts to the State Senate November 14, 2012 at 4:39 pm


Glenn Brck and Big T agree with Fits

south mauldin November 14, 2012 at 5:34 pm

I feel sorry for her husband. I bet he works his ass off and doesn’t have a penny to show for it.

raj November 14, 2012 at 5:47 pm

Where are those jobs, Barack?

Mr. Dixie November 14, 2012 at 5:59 pm

Kelly and her husband (and maybe her sister) will probably turn out to be the worst spies since the Rosenberg’s. Hobnobbing with all the brass, being in financial trouble with apparent ties to foreign countries, the CIA, FBI and CID should have had wire taps all over the Kelly’s home. Maybe they did and this is the time the intelligence community decided it was time to wrap up their sting. I am willing to bet the Kelly’s couldn’t leave the country right now – wanna bet?

Strawman November 17, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Does Jill work for Mossad?

Mr. Dixie November 14, 2012 at 6:03 pm

“Where are those jobs, Barack?”

Barack got him one – it will last 4 more years.

Soft Sigh from Hell November 14, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Ask “Joe Means No Jobs” Wilson

General All In November 14, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Does anyone see any similarity between Broadwell’s dickless doctor hubby and Michael Haley? Both dudes know someone is banging their wives, but go along with it. What’s with that? Nikki and Paula must be damn good bewteen the sheets.

And what’s with these “Kelley” girls? They are about as Irish as a camel’s balls.

Lance Armstrong November 14, 2012 at 7:08 pm

That’s a good one. I believe Michael Haley was born without genitals and that explains why he’s not jealous when Fits, Viers, Sam, Bam, and Ham all pound her.

SparkleCity November 14, 2012 at 8:21 pm

Remember a few years back when the liberals were calling Gen. Petraeus “Betrayeus” and everyone on the right slammed the shit out of them for that??

Maybe they really were on to something after all………..

That little head will get that big head into trouble every time………

SparkleCity November 14, 2012 at 9:39 pm

I should have posted SOME liberals called General Patreus “Betrayeus” and got slammed.

Janis November 14, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Get it while you can.

Judy Chop November 14, 2012 at 11:52 pm

That pink dress looks homemade — came from Joann Fabrics Store.

Ms. Broadwell can do fifty pushups without cessation and run 6 min miles all day long. She can also do a backflip, while holding a glass of wine, and land in the bed without spilling a drop.

General Petraeus says she makes him harder than Chinese arithmetic when they workout together.


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