WE DON’T … THAT’S THE POINT It’s been twenty-nine years since lieutenant Pete Mitchell (a.k.a. “Maverick”) gave the one-finger salute to a Soviet jet pilot
SOOTHSAYER WARNS OF STRUCTURE’S IMMINENT COLLAPSE … Remember Ben Greer? He’s the messenger from God who tearfully went “nipple-to-nipple” with Mark Sanford back in 2013 …
THE ESTABLISHMENT RUNS HOME Former Florida governor Jeb Bush is seeking to boost his flagging presidential prospects by bringing his brother – former U.S. president
The last forty-eight hours have inundated South Carolina with more than just unprecedented amounts of rainfall … Images of devastation have been seared indelibly into
DEATH TOLL, DAMAGES, ETC. Nine people have now been confirmed dead in South Carolina due to the onrushing waters of “Floodmaggedon,” while local officials are
VOLUNTEERING FOR RESCUE MISSIONS … ERR, MISSION Pay attention readers: This is how you “Floodmaggedon.” A beer, a tube and some smoking hot stems. Seriously