“GIRL YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE …”
We’ve often referred to U.S. Senator Marco Rubio of Florida as the “Milli Vanilli” candidate. Everything sounds great … until the tape skips.
Unfamiliar with our pop culture reference? Don’t worry … it’s been more than a quarter century since Milli Vanilli, a West German pop duo, was stripped of their 1990 Grammy Award for best new artist after they were busted lip syncing to other musicians’ work.
Earlier this week the voice processor on the “Rubio-bot” – the GOP establishment’s last, best hope to keep Donald Trump from capturing the “Republican” presidential nomination – gave out during a campaign stop at the swanky Intercontinental Hotel in the upscale Buckhead suburb of Atlanta.
So Rubio got S.C. governor Nikki Haley to take over for him …
“When you work hard and you fight hard these things happen,” Haley said of Rubio’s voice failure.
Wait … work hard?
Last we checked, Rubio was hardly working.
Nonetheless, Haley downloaded the GOP talking points intended for the “hard-working” Rubio and carried on in his stead – attacking Trump for his past bankruptcies.
“Donald Trump is one who goes after project after project after project,” Haley said. “Every single one of them has failed and now he wants to run for president? This is not a game. We’re not a project.”
Haley went on to assail Trump for his refusal to repudiate an endorsement from a former leader of the Ku Klux Klan.
“I will not stop until we fight a man that chooses not to disavow the KKK,” she said. “That is not a part of our party. That is not who we want as president.”
Sheesh … talk about yesterday’s “nontroversy.”
Why not hit Trump on something he should be criticized for? Like this? Or this?
Anyway, after regaining his voice, Rubio praised his establishment stand-in for her ability to deliver the attacks he was apparently too hoarse to deliver.
“If you ever need to be pumped up … you call Nikki Haley and she’ll get you going, it’ll be unreal,” he said.
Wow.
That’s true on more levels than he knows …
Rubio’s closing argument to Georgia voters?
“I don’t say this with any glee, but a vote for Donald Trump tomorrow is a vote for Hillary Clinton in November,” Rubio said, adding that if Trump were to win the nomination “the Democrats (and) the press will decent on him like the hounds of hell and they will rip him apart.”
Really? Like they won’t do the same to Rubio?
Seriously: If that’s his raison d’être, then his campaign is in even worse shape than we thought.
Voters in Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Colorado, Georgia, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, Virginia and Wyoming go to the polls on Tuesday – with more than 600 delegates to the 2016 GOP convention up for grabs. In most of those states, Trump is leading Rubio by healthy margins.
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“I don’t say this with any glee, but a vote for Donald Trump tomorrow is a vote for Hillary Clinton in November,” Rubio said, adding that if Trump were to win the nomination “the Democrats (and) the press will decent on him like the hounds of hell and they will rip him apart.”
Absolutely true. Trump and FitsNews are working to guarantee a Democrat wins the White House in November….and they’re doing a very good job.
Hillary has it in the bag, played the Republicans like fools, that she did.
Hillary is as startled by her good fortune as anyone. The Republicans did it to themselves.
You’re right about that.
Damned straight.
It’s no secret that Trump is buddies with Bill and Hillary. Why these idiots let themselves get duped by a shitty conman is beyond me? It’s fun to watch, though!
Potential Trump University graduates.
They are definitely going decent on his ass
Gee, don’t they make a lovely couple?
A whore and a bigger whore.
Rubio won’t even win Florida.
That’s OK, in November Trump won’t even win 14 states.
You sure of that? Clinton is terrible as a politician and a candidate. She
is barely beating Bernie (who is a 74-year old Jewish socialist from
Vermont just so you know).
And Trump is good as a candidate? lol
Riling up a small section of angry white people isn’t enough to win a general election. Never will be.
Obama won in 2012 by rallying angry blacks, and there are still more white people in this country than blacks. If Trump can capture 65% of the white vote, Democrats are TOAST.
No Obama won by rallying a diverse set of the electorate including Hispanics, African Americans, Asians, Whites (partucularly educated) gays, straights, Muslims, Catholics…….. get the idea?
Got to 538.com and check out their flip states interactive, be truthfull. Not only does he need 65% of whites, he needs them to turn out at like 75%. Good luck.
This guy said Trump had like 2% chance of winning the nomination. He doesn’t have a clue.
Nate Silver has already said Donald Trump would doom the Republican party no matter if Hillary or Bernie won. He was pretty spot on in 2012 and 2014 so yeah I’d listen to him.
If Trump is the nominee none of that will matter.
Felix – you’re completely dillusional if you think Trump stands a chance of just not getting blown out. This last week has been proof that he’s toast in the general election. And the damn thing hasn’t even started.
LMAO!!!
Nikki sez(NR-17):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6868zdkxBxE
I think that is why they came up with that god awful Axxe spray.
That’s seriously phucked up, but still LMAO!
No matter how many times I listen,it still makes me cry;)
I haven’t seen any reference to this “Rubio might be gay” bullshit anywhere but here since it was definitively shown to be false. Folks is scumbag.
Oh! Before he was gay, Rubio had mistresses and a love child. All reported by Fitsnews.
LoL!
You’re awfully excited about an Amnesty loving loser that will go 0-15 tomorrow night.
I support what’s true and right. If you want to support a wiinner, then Obama must be your favorite. He never lost an election.
Ba, ba, ba, baba, ba,ba, bam!!!!!!
Trump’s slated to be in the courtroom in August – gonna be Huge!!!!
Pro-choice, pro-universal heath care, a friend/financial supporter of the Clintons & ready to work with Dems…. what’s not to like?
you should know all about being gay
Oouuwww. So cleaver.
It’s on the really silly conspiracy sites. That’s probably the crowd Will is angling for. There are already some conspiratards who comment here regularly…so it’s working.
Those two fat black chicks who do youtube videos for Trump and were on stage at his fundraiser for the vets, went on CNN and repeated that gay crapola.
And yet, he complains about the “nontroversy” that is the Trump/KKK story.
“….If you ever need to be pumped up … you call Nikki Haley….”
Don’t mind saying I have had a thought or two about that – it all began with the Gypsy Queen’s appearance at the Little Mountain Reunion Parade – real tight baby blue outfit
In fact Eckstrom’s squeeze Payne was running point for the Gypsy Queen that morning moving through the crowd smiling, waving and squeezing everything she could get her hands on
trump did’nt just come out and tell dukes to and rubio accuses trump of having a button on a fur coat, i’m am twisting the knife, but the republican clown car has officially gone off the cliff.
After Trump wins he will send Bitch Haley a card saying im going to deport you and your lying batshit crazy family.
No. When he loses, Trump will hit the links with his buddy Bill Clinton and have a YYYUGE! laugh. At people like you :-)
Figures a Trump supporter is OK with deporting Americans for no other reason than they don’t like them. Ranks up there with the Donald going to destroy the free press and handling disgruntled citizens like the Chinese and Putin do.
Apparently Trump told the NYT editorial board on tape that he didn’t really plan to deport anyone – that it was just campaign speak for the Rubes.
Haley is full bore with the Establishment. That is who will pay her $15 or $20 grand a speech, get her a seat on boards for 6 figures for 4 meetings a year and give her a job that pays a lot and does a little.
Yep, the establishment will take care of Miss Nikki very well.
Meanwhile….FitsNews can’t get an advertiser to save it’s life. I don’t think the founding editor knows what ‘losing’ means.
And if she can get a little head out of it…..
The GOP establishment is in full panic mode. They are looking at Rubio and saying. This is it? This is all we have to put up? This little piece of shit? What the hell happened here? Is it too late to get Mitt? Hell how about McCain? Is there anybody out there who is not a inexperienced hispanic kid or Canadian religious charlatan. Whose head do we lop off for this?
I’d say Reince Priebus his working on his resume now.
Who the fook would hire him after this disaster?
44 is still a kid? A good deal of the republican party are religious charlatans. Along with are the moral and religious leaders who have beat the drum to elect leaders on faith and Christian values for decades and now endorse Donald.
“We’re going to have really smart people. Professors, adjunct professors. Really smart people. And I’m going to hand pick them.” August is gonna be freakin’ great.
LOL….MiIli…Vanilli….!! Would someone in our media explain to our state’s voters that Nikki Haley is just like Hillary Clinton..! How can people be so blind..!!? Heck, Tim Scott and Lindsey Graham are just like Bill Clinton! Just look how we are setting up drone bases all over Africa and Tim Scott says SQUAT..!! Bill Clinton went to Mogadishu…so what is the difference between Bill in Mogadishu and Tim Scott licking drone bases for Big Oil pipelines..!? WE…ARE….FED….UP….!!!
Our nation is so much better than this…….
Nikki Haley stood there clapping and did not repudiate when Marco Rubio was poking fun of people with little hands. Rubio asked her, you know what they say about men with small hands? yes we know Rubio it’s called dwarfism, we were born this way. The media is really disgusting not to put a stop to them and request they apologize to the millions of Little People Haley and Rubio have insulted . We didn’t do anything to these politicians for them to drag us into their fight, but its on now and we will be asking for both of their resignation for insulting the American People.
As I have always said here, he needs to open a hair salon on South Beach with the boys. He would do much better.
I thought it was Rep Head Ballentine that made him a shoe in! But your once, Mitt, twice, Mitt, three times Rubio a loser! Not counting that bobble head blonde that follows along lock step with him. Thank God for the cankles or she’d top over with those campaign funded DD’s.