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Mark Sanford And His Latin Lover Are Still Together

IN CASE YOU CARE … Since winning a seat in the U.S. House in a special election two years ago, Mark Sanford – the guy who once commanded respect for his unswerving fidelity to principle – has morphed into a status quo “Republican.” (For more on that profoundly disappointing evolution, click here – or here)….

IN CASE YOU CARE …

Since winning a seat in the U.S. House in a special election two years ago, Mark Sanford – the guy who once commanded respect for his unswerving fidelity to principle – has morphed into a status quo “Republican.”

(For more on that profoundly disappointing evolution, click here – or here).

He’s also turned the U.S. Congress into another platform for incessantly over-sharing about his personal life … earning the nickname “Representative TMI.”  Sanford’s second implosion last fall was a painful reminder of his chronic narcissism … which we used to tolerate because we could count on him to vote the right way.

No longer …

Now?  He’s just entertainment … a wanna-be cast member of Southern Charm.

Anyway, while Sanford keeps lending his imprimatur to the status quo in Washington, D.C. (invoking divine inspiration as his rationale), his biggest headlines continue to originate from his “it’s-so-complicated” relationship with Latin lover, Maria Belen Chapur.

According to Emily Heil of The Washington Post, Sanford and Chapur are still an item and will in fact “spend part of the holidays together in her home country” of Argentina.

(A.k.a. the “Appalachian Trail”).

This “status update” obviously isn’t news to our readers.  We reported on one of Sanford and Chapur’s extended get-togethers back in June, and have known for months that their “break-up” was nothing but an effort by Sanford to alleviate legal pressure being applied by his ex-wife, Jenny Sanford.

Don’t get us wrong: Chapur (not unlike your typical first district congressional voter) has been given plenty of reasons to dump this loser, but for whatever reason she can’t seem to quit him.

Sad …

Chapur is an elegant, attractive, intelligent woman … but she’s clearly got a blind spot when it comes to her choice in “soulmates.” There’s only room for one person in Mark Sanford’s heart … and that person is Mark Sanford.

Sooner or later she’ll learn there’s no individual – or ideology – he won’t betray if it means advancing himself personally or politically.

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55 comments

Bible Thumper December 11, 2015 at 10:23 am

Narcissism? Yes! Sociopath? Nah.

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mamatiger92 December 11, 2015 at 10:25 am

Great. I was really concerned.

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Mom December 11, 2015 at 2:56 pm

Yeah Mama, FITS is wasting website space on Sandford and his Ho; when Richland County just voted to get into the Waterpark business at taxpayers expense!

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nectar December 11, 2015 at 10:26 am

The darker the berry the sweeter the juice….

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shifty henry December 11, 2015 at 10:38 am

I would not turn down a weekend date with Jenny —-
“nearer the bone, sweeter the meat”

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Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 11:40 am

Not even with your ……….. humor.

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shifty henry December 11, 2015 at 12:04 pm

Although I have not met Jenny Sanford she has engaged me to proofread and edit her two books in progress. They will be published in late spring and are primarily for light summer reading. She has given me permission to make this early announcement exclusively on Fitsnews.

1)) – “Selective Promiscuity for the Horny Housewife”

2) – “How to Drive Your Car with One Hand and Your Girl Crazy with the Other”

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Tazmaniac December 11, 2015 at 1:08 pm

Damn that boney B ought to make you go in to a diabetic coma.

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TroubleBaby December 11, 2015 at 10:28 am

Maybe he’s got a big dong. You know, don’t you Will? Didn’t you two share a hotel room?

:)

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bogart December 11, 2015 at 10:28 am

He’s going to Argentina to stuff her stocking….Ho…Ho…Ho.

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Here comes the fossil December 11, 2015 at 3:18 pm

Hah! Wonder if his gift-giving has improved? A stuffed stocking could be it. Another engagement ring and a wedding date before full-blown menopause, might be too dear for Sanford.

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well-i-am into it December 11, 2015 at 10:29 am

That hypocrite!! Why is he opposed to the offshore drilling then?? (meant as a lighthearted joke)

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erneba December 11, 2015 at 10:29 am

“Chapur is an elegant, attractive, intelligent woman …”
Around these parts, that would be classified as “hotter than a two dollar pistol in a ghetto pawn shop.”

Poor choice on her part.
Way above his pay grade on his part.

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Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 10:43 am

When one has the second wife as a Latina – it’s always a step up.

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Twu Wuv December 11, 2015 at 2:48 pm

Chapur as the Other Woman/Mistress is deluded in thinking she is special. She said something in her e-mail to that columnist, that her relationship has been rocky, but it has been “worth it.” Worth it to whom? Yes sirree, its all about her. At this point, nearing fifty, she has “slut machine syndrome.” She has put in so many coins, made so many poor choices she is still trying to validate her behavior and she just can’t walk away. Sanford may make an honest woman of her at some point if he doesn’t have something better going on in his life. If he doesn’t marry her, he’ll be sure to blame someone else. That is the way the Disordered roll.
Maybe she comes from a wealthier family, had a better education? Integrity-wise and morally, she and Sanford are on a par.

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Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 3:14 pm

True love comes unexpectedly. And when it arrives, it cannot be denied.

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Twu Wuv December 11, 2015 at 3:51 pm

True love may come as a surprise. The Disordered don’t do true love It is all about ego for them, fishing for kibbles. If you’re an adult, not a child, you know enough to deal honestly with the person to whom you are already committed. Sanford & Chapur like all cowardly cheaters didn’t deal honestly because like children, they didn’t want consequences. Now they spend their lives trying to find a hack for respect and admiration.

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Mom December 12, 2015 at 11:47 am

She is a woman who knowingly sleeps with married men. ‘nough said.

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SCBlueWoman December 13, 2015 at 7:58 pm

Don’t let the man off the hook. It takes two. I hate shaming women. What kind of spell can they cast over a Christian family orientated man? They can’t. He has feet of clay… well more like marshmallow.

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Same 'ol Same 'ol December 11, 2015 at 10:37 am

Brazil has Argentina beat, hands down, for beautiful women.

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Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 10:41 am

The whole dang continent has ’em. Just different mixtures. Brazil has that Portuguese / German / Indigenous thing going (and they are stunning). Argentine more Spanish / Italian mix. Others have the Spanish stuff going on. The Inca genes produce an interesting beauty, but my experience is that in the Andes they don’t mix too much with the Spanish. Ambato and Cuence Ecuador women are unreal. Colombianas from Cali and Medillian are stunning too. Of hell, the whole continent. I need to get back down there.

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shifty henry December 11, 2015 at 10:54 am

Rocky, you definitely need to get SOMETHING down..!!

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Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 11:42 am

Yeah, could be pub night with Mommy.

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shifty henry December 11, 2015 at 11:51 am

Say “high” for me, too..!!

Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 12:04 pm

We’ll toast in your honor – German or Irish beer? (We tend toward the German).

shifty henry December 11, 2015 at 12:15 pm

German, although I have had true Irish beer in Connecticut. I was “engaged to be engaged” with an Irish girl and we spent a week with her parents in Hartford where I was half-drunk the entire time. She had a large family and her father was a retired Chief Petty Officer who spent most of his career in the submarine service.

Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 12:36 pm

Boomers? Anyway – I ran a operation in Hartford for six months one year – half drunk is the best way to see Hartford. They say Irish girls may not be the easiest way, but they are he surest way to Heaven. Don’t know, fixed an Irish girls tire one night late on the side of the road in NJ and she paid me back well, but not in a way that gets you to Heaven. Then again, she could have been from Northern Ireland.

shifty henry December 11, 2015 at 1:05 pm

Did you visit Mark Twain’s house ? It was interesting but it’s also the ugliest house in America. Connecticut was beautiful when I was there, which was in January. We went to tour the Mystic Seaport — I loved it, especially the last remaining wooden whaling ship which was being restored.

Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 1:19 pm

My stint was Feb – July. April was the best. I saw Mystic as a kid, and didn’t think about Twain’s house. Went up to the Cape in June, else spent weekends staying at a buddy’s house in NW Jersey, drinking good beer and enjoying that corporate American Express card. And the employer was an international bank, so the travel expenses were liberal and fully enjoyed.

Burningspeare December 11, 2015 at 12:47 pm

The African strain imbues them all.

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Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 2:55 pm

Well then, that ups Vanesa Williams for sure.

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tomstickler December 11, 2015 at 1:32 pm

Depends on whether you prefer Samba or Tango (not the Grand sort).

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Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 2:56 pm

No comment.

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shifty henry December 11, 2015 at 10:45 am

Is it true that Sanford keeps two books for his bedtime reading?

“The Day I Hiked the Appalachian Trail with Kate Smith and Lived” –by Mama Cass

“How to Avoid Slipping into Lifelong Obscurity” –by Judge Crater

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Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 11:41 am

Three – Guidebook to Argentina and Andes Love Nests

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shifty henry December 11, 2015 at 11:55 am

Four – “Argentina on Five Toilets a Day” … by Eva Peron

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Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 12:03 pm

+5 anda gold star.

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Manray9 December 11, 2015 at 11:04 am

You must question her judgment.

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Manray9 December 11, 2015 at 11:08 am

The phrase “unswerving fidelity” should never appear in a sentence about Mark Sanford.

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Scrooge McDuck December 11, 2015 at 11:20 am

He can’t forget “those two magnificent parts of her…” – or the tan line obsession – those emails still get me shaking my head and laughing. Wonder how Jenny found them? Did that ever get explained? Didn’t the State Newspaper have them for months?

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Pick me! and be quick December 11, 2015 at 3:32 pm

Those parts have expiration dating and Chapur is aching for him to make the final purchase.

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Superfly December 11, 2015 at 11:25 am

Yea I saw Gina Smith post this on Facebook, last night. Interesting to see all of the hate from ex-Sanfraud staffers – Scott English, Claire Morris, etc. Now FITS appropriating Gina Smith’s Facebook post to hate on Sanfraud. He made all of you!

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Duh December 11, 2015 at 2:32 pm

This is old news from yesterday’s Washington Post. As a narcissist, more like Sanford USED all of THEM. He’s a taker, not a maker.

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Superfly December 11, 2015 at 4:07 pm

If but not for Sanfraud, you would not know who Fits is.

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Duh December 11, 2015 at 4:36 pm

I’m sure he puts that on his business card, too.

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Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 11:43 am

I just must say for the record, the women in my household are huge fans of Maria. From day one with the Appalachian Trail fiasco, it was “ah ha, we win again!”

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Low bar December 11, 2015 at 2:30 pm

Guess Belen will find out at the Pearly gates what she won. God isn’t a fan of adultery….

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Rocky Verdad December 11, 2015 at 2:54 pm

Our God forgives sins.

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Low bar December 11, 2015 at 3:28 pm

For the truly remorseful. Adultery is one of the Big Ten, hard to miss ones. She’ll get her chance at remorse, if/when she marries him. Perhaps she pays for her abuses now, by living with the poor choices of the past.

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Buddy Miles December 11, 2015 at 1:12 pm

The SOB was AWOL.

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idcydm December 11, 2015 at 3:34 pm

BRAVO FOXTROT DELTA

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Todd December 11, 2015 at 4:05 pm

She’s getting some age on her…about time to trade it in no?

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Lone Ranger December 11, 2015 at 4:29 pm

Mark-Sure-I-Left-My-Wife-And-Four-Sons-Sanford said Friday…sure we’re still together thanks to my gullible voters who do not see it as grim

That what my Latin lover and I have been systematically doing to each other is what RINOs like Joe Wilson and I love doing to all of them !!!

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SCBlueWoman December 13, 2015 at 7:55 pm

She is stupid and a loser. Just like him.

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aghae0laemee December 14, 2015 at 8:56 am

“Normative” is now officially an insult. Not everything needs to be made into a raging social justice campaign.

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