IN MYRTLE BEACH, SOUTH CAROLINA …
What happens when you mix a 21-year-old carpenter, the “champagne of beers,” a public park in the “Redneck Riviera,” and a Scooby Dooby Doo van?
Answer: One of the most original indecent exposure incidents of all-time.
Courtesy of The Smoking Gun comes the story of 21-year-old Justin Keneston – who was busted exposing himself at Myrtle Beach, S.C.’s Plyler Park this week.
Keneston “smelled of booze and was slurring his speech” when officers discovered him at the park – sipping from a can of Budweiser.
His eyes were described as “blood shot” and “glassy.”
As a result of that Keneston received a “public drunk,” but his real issue is the felony indecent exposure charge he’s facing as a result of his alleged intoxication.
According to the police report, Keneston “jumped onto a Scooby Doo van that was in the middle of the park” and “proceeded to pull down his pants and expose his rear end.”
“There were many children around the park who saw the offender do this,” the report added, quoting a witness to the event.
Zoinks! (RIP, Casey Kasem).