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Scooby Dooby Doo … Where Are You?

IN MYRTLE BEACH, SOUTH CAROLINA … What happens when you mix a 21-year-old carpenter, the “champagne of beers,” a public park in the “Redneck Riviera,” and a Scooby Dooby Doo van? Answer: One of the most original indecent exposure incidents of all-time. Courtesy of The Smoking Gun comes the story…

IN MYRTLE BEACH, SOUTH CAROLINA …

What happens when you mix a 21-year-old carpenter, the “champagne of beers,” a public park in the “Redneck Riviera,” and a Scooby Dooby Doo van?

Answer: One of the most original indecent exposure incidents of all-time.

Courtesy of The Smoking Gun comes the story of 21-year-old Justin Keneston – who was busted exposing himself at Myrtle Beach, S.C.’s Plyler Park this week.

JUSTIN KENESTON
JUSTIN KENESTON

Keneston “smelled of booze and was slurring his speech” when officers discovered him at the park – sipping from a can of Budweiser.

His eyes were described as “blood shot” and “glassy.”

As a result of that Keneston received a “public drunk,” but his real issue is the felony indecent exposure charge he’s facing as a result of his alleged intoxication.

According to the police report, Keneston “jumped onto a Scooby Doo van that was in the middle of the park” and “proceeded to pull down his pants and expose his rear end.”

“There were many children around the park who saw the offender do this,” the report added, quoting a witness to the event.

Zoinks! (RIP, Casey Kasem).

No word yet on how this incident will impact Myrtle Beach’s, um, “plummeting” crime rate, but we’re sure it’s nothing a fresh influx of taxpayer-funded tourism marketing can’t solve.

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59 comments

flip October 27, 2015 at 2:35 pm

Stop hacking my account Boz!!

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Rocky Verdad October 27, 2015 at 2:38 pm

Oh lighten up. Go get yourself a nice Cafe Con Leche, watch the hottie Cubanitas walk by, maybe enjoy a nice flan.

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flip October 27, 2015 at 2:44 pm

Calling the FAA right now to deport your moocher illegeal mother.Then sue you and pervert Boz for hacking my accounts.

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The Buzzman October 27, 2015 at 2:49 pm

LOL

You and/or your butt-buddy GT posting that bullshit about me being Rackistan (or however you spell it) and a bunch of other SNs on here, and telling us you know that by my ISP, etc., and YOU”RE gonna go accusing me of being a hacker.

It’s about the millionth time you’ve pulling this crap of whining about hacking, between The SNOB and this blog. Is there any wonder nobody REAL on here — left, right, middle, or whatever — likes you even the least little bit?

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Rocky Verdad October 27, 2015 at 3:48 pm

I’m not hacking your account. There’s no fun in that. See any hot Chichita’s down there?

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Rocky Verdad October 27, 2015 at 2:37 pm

Wow!!!! Look at them Velma’s. That’s a Velma-licious Scooby snack. When that van is a rockin’ don’t be a knockin’ – Next up, Gilligan’s new Mary Ann.

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Zoinks! October 27, 2015 at 2:42 pm

Velma needs to lay off the scooby snacks.

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Rocky Verdad October 27, 2015 at 2:45 pm

Ah, too picky. Flip ’em over.

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The Buzzman October 27, 2015 at 2:54 pm

Nice curves. Rabelaisian beauty. Skinny Velma after she laid off the crack.

I’d put her in my show, for sure.

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The Buzzman October 27, 2015 at 4:44 pm

Seriously, I don’t know her name, but I like her a lot. Apparently, “Mystery Machine” operates in Wilmington, North Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, and Winston-Salem. I think my step-son, from W-S but currently living in Philly, knows them.

I mean absolutely no disrespect in my comments about their “Velma.” I am sincerely an admirer.

shifty henry October 27, 2015 at 2:56 pm

My caffeine just kicked in ,,,,
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A concerned young lady complains
to her gynecologist, “Whenever I take off my clothes my nipples get real hard,
and so sensitive they’re almost painful.”

“That’s a little unusual,” he said. “Get undressed and I’ll check you out.”

The doctor began to examine her breasts and nipples. After a considerable time touching and observing, the doctor still looked puzzled.
“Well, I don’t know what you have,” he finally said, “but it’s contagious!”

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Halfvast Conspirator October 27, 2015 at 4:04 pm

Woman goes to her doctor and tells him she is having trouble getting a date, no guys will show any interest, won’t talk to her, etc. Doc checks her out for unusual odors, etc., finds nothing wrong so tells her she needs to go see a Chinese doctor, Dr. Wong, who has some expertise in these issues.

She makes an appointment, goes to see him. In the exam room he looks her over and tells her to take off all her clothes. She protests a bit but he says “You come-a see doctah Wong you mussa do what doctah say!” So she shucks her clothes, he tells her to turn around a coupla times while he stands back and looks intently at her.

Then he tells her to turn around facing away and bend over and touch her toes, she protests again, he says, “Doctah Wong never long, you mussa do what I say!” So she bends over, touches her toes, and the doc says, “Ahhh, see yaw plobrem now!”

Very concerned, she asks, “What is it doctor? Is it serious?”

Doc says, “”Ahh, yes, velly selious, you have Zachary’s disease!”

Woman exclaims, “OH MY! Zachary’s disease, what is that?”

Doc says, “Zachary disease is where you face rook zachary rike yo butt!”

shifty henry October 27, 2015 at 6:45 pm

Yikes — another great one..!! Saving to my collection —- thanks! (FYI – I was eating mashed potatoes when I read this….)

flip October 27, 2015 at 9:06 pm

I agree. With that body she’s the perfect candidate for face sitting. I love to be humiliated.

Hopefully she eats corn.

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CorruptionInColumbia October 29, 2015 at 2:04 am

I concur. She reminds me of my first “mistress” back in the late 70’s. She is on the same “voluptousness” scale as Molly was. I would have gladly shaved so she might have a clean place to sit, any day of the week.

Porkers October 27, 2015 at 5:16 pm

Dude, that is skinny in SC. Like, almost anorexic .

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puddy October 27, 2015 at 8:18 pm

actually ive seen more skinnys around the lowcountry unless there from ohio they seem to be heffers. the fattys seem to abound around the midlands and upstate particularly pickens tech

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CorruptionInColumbia October 27, 2015 at 2:52 pm

If I was in the van with her, in the red top, chances are my pants would be down shortly, too.

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Grindr October 27, 2015 at 5:18 pm

You hop in vans and drop your pants for strangers?
What do you usually charge?

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CorruptionInColumbia October 27, 2015 at 5:50 pm

No charge, and only if they look like chick and have OEM female parts.

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CorruptionInNambla October 27, 2015 at 9:04 pm

He only uses the van for children.

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shifty henry October 27, 2015 at 2:52 pm

When did you say Mrs. Rocky is returning home?

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A woman had enormous breasts and each time she met a man, she’d heave her bosom. He’d heave it back! Ashamed of her gigantic bosom, the woman went to Halmar the Faith Healer. He studied her for a while and said that faith could move mountains. She paid him a large sum of money and he started to pray. For hours he prayed, and, lo and behold, her bosom grew smaller. Her breasts became beautiful, but now she has two giant lumps on her ass!

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shifty henry October 27, 2015 at 3:04 pm

Mrs. Rocky just called me – she’s sending me $ 100 to stake out your house — My ears still ring from her last comment: “WHO THE HELL IS VELMA?”
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Two Jewish businessmen met at a resort. One who had recently retired was describing his life. “I get up late in the morning. I have a fantastic breakfast and then I lie down on my veranda and relax. I go inside for lunch, have great salads, the best coffee, and I go out and lie on my veranda again. When it gets dark I have a great dinner with the finest wines. I smoke a Havana cigar. Then I go out and lie on my veranda again.”

The other Jewish gentlemen acknowledged that this was a life to be envied. Later he reported the conversation to his wife. She asked, “What’s his wife’s name?”

Her husband said, “I’m not sure, but I think it’s Veranda!”

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Rocky Verdad October 27, 2015 at 3:06 pm

Just $100? Christ I’m getting old.

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shifty henry October 27, 2015 at 7:22 pm

No, could be that you were caught in a temporary fluctuation of your value to the Mistress of the House……

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TARevolution October 27, 2015 at 3:34 pm

Perv-alert…Liberals are the most hard-up, leches…and it’s obvious no one wants to cavort with you (other than will-do-anybody homosexuals) …because you’re always begging…And if you were any good, you’d be much more secure.

Very creepy…

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Rocky Verdad October 27, 2015 at 3:47 pm

Lighten up Francis.

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The Buzzman October 27, 2015 at 4:48 pm

HAH! You have accurately read his beads, for sure.

Don’t call Felicia on him about anything though. He’d enjoy prison a bit TOO much, and might spread something incurable among the “unfortunately incarcerated” population.

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The Buzzman October 27, 2015 at 4:46 pm

Not nearly as creepy as all your feces, rectal, and penis references.

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Bible Thumper October 27, 2015 at 2:51 pm

Scooby’s reaction: Is that you, Shaggy?

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The Colonel October 27, 2015 at 2:58 pm

Ready to take on all the slings and arrows that this will surely have hefted my way…

I’ve always wanted to buy a 1966 Chevy G-10 van and paint it up like the Mystery Machine to cruise around in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvoHFZ4PX4

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Rocky Verdad October 27, 2015 at 2:59 pm

I’m in. I can navigate.

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The Colonel October 27, 2015 at 3:01 pm

I’d do the G-10 or a mid sixties VW Safari: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/332351647477500646/

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shifty henry October 27, 2015 at 3:01 pm

Good, because I flunked map reading in the Boy Scouts.

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Rocky Verdad October 27, 2015 at 3:05 pm

OK we shouldn’t make fun of wives getting lost. One time my wife came back from a trip, landed at the airport. It was late, so we’ll give her that. I was home sick. She called, “Honey I’m back, I’m heading to the car.” Great!!! About an hour later I call her, “Where are you, I have a fever, I feel like crap. When are you going to get here.” Answer – “I’m not sure, I might have gone the wrong way, I’m in Bowman.” We lived near Folly at the time.

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The Colonel October 27, 2015 at 3:24 pm

My wife (who was for a short while also an Army Officer) gives directions better than most of the men I know but she refuses to call the back of the shopping cart the back, insisting that the handle part is the “front” of the cart.

Rocky Verdad October 27, 2015 at 5:01 pm

I grew up in NJ. You ask five people in NJ directions to the same spot, you’ll get 10 sets of directions. And at least two will include the Palisades Parkway, and one will include the LIncoln Tunnel for no particular reason.

mamatiger92 October 27, 2015 at 4:33 pm

I can beat that. My husband’s uncle was flying in from Florida for a family event. He landed, picked up his rental car & called for directions to our house from GSP. An hour later he called completely confused. Turns out he had flown to Greenville, NORTH CAROLINA.

radiofreerockyd October 27, 2015 at 8:20 pm

after your daily backshave rocky ……. after

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9" October 27, 2015 at 4:47 pm

Those things are for hippies.Here’s a real ride

http://carswithmuscles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/1969Impala_2.jpg

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The Colonel October 27, 2015 at 5:03 pm

I’ve already had one of those, a 1969 Impala SS. I had a high and tight since 1983 I’d like to be a hippie for a little while.

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Same 'ol Same 'ol October 28, 2015 at 10:59 am

Drove a ’69 impala SS with a 427 in it when I was a teenager. Burned a lot of tires off of it.

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The Colonel October 28, 2015 at 11:07 am

Sport coupe with the L31 motor. I got a job at JC Penny to get money to buy gas and tires and get a discount on said tires. I wish I had that car now. It was my mothers until I started driving and in great shape (at least when I got it). She got a “folded window” 77 Caprice with Z-28 wheels and a 350 she though was anemic compared to her Impala – my dad had it hopped up for her…

BiggieTea October 27, 2015 at 3:09 pm

Miller High Life is the Champagne of Beers, not Budweiser.

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Krazy Kat October 27, 2015 at 3:21 pm

Bud is “the King of Beers”
Miller High Life is “The Champagne of bottled beers”
FITS staff are obviously elitist, eastern establishment high dollar likka drinkin types.

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The Colonel October 27, 2015 at 3:26 pm

Miller “Ponies” were the “highlight” of many of my “redneck champagne” drinking adventures…

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Sic Semper Tyrannis October 27, 2015 at 4:57 pm

Educated drunk types drink icehouse edge. The rest is a headache.

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Same 'ol Same 'ol October 28, 2015 at 10:56 am

4 loko for the upper echelon.

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Sic Semper Tyrannis October 28, 2015 at 11:19 am

Tried it, it’s too much for me. What a buzz !

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TARevolution October 27, 2015 at 3:14 pm

Don’t Liberal-Tarians declare his right to perv-out to be protected, by your lord-god-Obama?…and your courts-full of leftwing degenerates…???

You are one selectively prudish son of a bitch…to claim to be an “ANYTHING GOES”…liberal when it suits you…

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Limbaughsaphatkhunt October 27, 2015 at 6:41 pm

I’m surprised the cops didn’t just shoot him point blank and kill him. It seems to be what passes for law enforcement in S.C. nowadays.

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ed October 27, 2015 at 9:08 pm

Limbaugh is a whiny bitch

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Daniel Boome October 28, 2015 at 10:08 am

Well atleast we know how badly you’ve been suckered by the media and the grievance industry to believe that EVERY incident involves cops acting out the Wild Wild West.

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Todd October 27, 2015 at 7:40 pm

Mooning people is a felony? Give me a break.

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TroubleBaby October 27, 2015 at 9:10 pm

Your tax dollars at work. The children have been traumatized by the Shaggy look alike showing everyone his ass.

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chisum October 27, 2015 at 8:23 pm

those are some nice funbags

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shifty henry October 28, 2015 at 9:03 am

overall an attractive package —

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LouieBouy October 28, 2015 at 9:45 am

Zoinks!

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