FORMER FIRST LADY SUBMITS RESUME TO ENVIRONMENTAL BUREAUCRACY
|| By FITSNEWS || Former S.C. first lady Jenny Sanford wants to be the next director of the S.C. Department of Health and Environmental Control, The (Columbia, S.C.) State newspaper is reporting.
Of course it doesn’t sound like she’s really interested in the position so much as getting her name in the paper … again.
“The DHEC job is open (and), yeah, I just sent them my resume,” Sanford told reporter Cassie Cope of The State. “Is it the ideal job for me? No, because I’d prefer a job in Charleston, and I’d prefer one in the private sector.”
Ummm … okay. Sanford was previously passed over for the presidency at the College of Charleston, a job which ultimately went to veteran lawmaker/ lieutenant governor Glenn McConnell.
How’s he doing? Eh …
The ex-wife of former two-term governor Mark Sanford turned being a “woman scored” into a cottage industry following her philandering ex-husband’s tearful admission of infidelity back in 2009. She later divorced him and has proceeded to make life hell for him.
“Jenny can’t even manage her toxic failed marriage,” one GOP politico told FITS. “Imagine her inability to manage an actual toxic event.”
Ouch …
S.C. governor Nikki Haley nominated longtime confidant Eleanor Kitzman for the SCDHEC post back in January, but Kitzman abruptly withdrew her nomination in late February – right when it seemed State Senators were poised to confirm her for the post in spite of herself.
Haley is still searching for someone to replace Lowcountry attorney Catherine Templeton, the agency’s former director who is widely credited for streamlining and reforming the largest bureaucracy in state government.
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Dear God this state has gone insane!!!
Amen, Brudda … AMEN!
gone?
FITSNEWS is an expert in turning affairs into a “cottage industry.”
And why not just leave the poor lady alone!
That dildo of an ex-husband is a piece of shit.
Well, the problem is that she’s a bit of an attention whore. Sure, you’re right, Sanford is a dildo/moron, but are we really to believe that Jenny can’t find a job is the private sector?
“Well, the problem is that she’s a bit of an attention whore.”
I still say give the lady a break. At least she’s not on “Southern Charm” or some other trash making an ass of herself . . . .
Native Americans refer to Jenny Sanford as, “Bear With Wide Canyon” or “Doe Who Can Not Keep Legs Closed.” In other words, Jenny is a slut.
Volume discount for “Misogynist” tattoos at Dirk’s Inky Spider tattoo salon.
” . . ,.but are we really to believe that Jenny can’t find a job is the private sector?”
I don’t think she needs money – my understanding is her family has plenty of it.
“I’d prefer one in the private sector.”
That’s her quote, not mine.
Is that code for she wants it in the ass?
lol, that’s pretty funny…but I got a feeling it’d take more than Astroglide to pull that one off.
As a homosexual I creamed my jeans today when I found out SCOTUS may sanction my marriage to Rocky. My hormones are off and my apologies.
“As a homosexual I creamed my jeans . . .”
Well, well, well if it ain’t Pogo/Flip/Etc. spoofing my posting name . . . shouldn’t you be sucking Grand Tango’s dick, dear?
Why insult a dildo?
You forgot to add a military duty shirking piece of shit and went AWOL as well!!!!!!
Thanks for adding that in, SC!
Sic never mentions Jenny without the “turned being a ‘woman scored’ into a cottage industry” cheap shot. She was used and then publicly humiliated and resents the hell out of it. I don’t blame her. She’s not the one who caused the whole brouhaha, it was the morally-bankrupt narcissist Mark Sanford. He needs his balls busted for at least another decade.
People get to “meh” differently. The fact that she still has to deal with a manipulative, lying, cheater because of custody issues doesn’t help. She can never go totally NC with him. Guess that was what the Guardian ad litem was about. She tried to paint an upbeat resolution to their relationship in her book, but reality can be unkind when dealing with the personality disordered.
Will needs to have one of his kids love whole heartedly, marry, and support a NPD spouse for twenty years, to understand and stop with the cheap shots.
Ah HELL, just give her to her. She will quit as soon as the new wears off.
I really don’t see how she can be any worse than the other idiotic,un- qualified trash NIMRATA has surrounded herself with.
I expect she is far better qualified than many of the other applications they will get.
You’re psychosis is noted.
Your naivety is noted.
Or maybe you have lived a charmed or sheltered life and have not seen real dregs.
To head up the S.C. Department of Health and Environmental Control ? … A political payoff fur sure.
Does she have any scientific background at all? Health care background? … How does she feel about the common core hogwash being spread around in the SC school system?
You are looking at the top of the list. Look at the bottom.
Is anyone in office truly qualified? We have a bunch of republican posers IMO
Once they get into the elite upper levels of political power, way too many fall into the trap.
This is what seems to be happening in all levels of poli-wog driven Gruberment … the constant spin make’s ’em dizzy, then the too easily fall to their knees.
Even some of the tea party types have fallen.
Jenny is not a quitter as a rule. The SCDHEC can do A LOT WORSE.
I “lean” that way….
“… just sent them my resume…” — I rolled it up like a dooby, stretched a couple of Trojan Super Maxs over it to keep it dry and put it in a hermetically sealed Dukes mayonnaise jar for the boat trip to Columbia
what’s that – you are wrong, boats sail to Columbia all the time – you have got to be kidding, the job is in Columbia, SC – hell I thought the job was in Columbia South America
Mmmmm … What are the odds?
Better double-check the expiration date on the mayo jar….
Click Whore!!!
For those of you keeping score at home…
There are 236 words in this article. 22 words (almost 10%) are found within a hyperlink.
These hyperlinks will send you to one of 8 different FITS articles. Sheesh!
You need a better hobby.
Indeed
“The ex-wife of former two-term governor Mark Sanford turned being a “woman scored” into a cottage industry…”
How did I get left out? I haven’t scored with Jenny yet.
“I haven’t scored with Jenny yet.”
Gee, could it be because you may be too short?
I could bunt.
You bunnies are supposed to have a reputation for endurance, that is, in repetitions.
Q: Why don’t rabbits make noise when they have sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
Q: What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?
A: One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
Breaking News: Belen Chapur has also sent an application.
A Mistress Scored and Scorned
She is not qualified for the job. She has no experience in the health care industry or the environmental industry (which btw should be separate departments). She hasn’t held a paid job in decades. Director of DHEC is a bit of a stretch for a stay-at-home mom wanting to reenter the workforce.
A graduate of Georgetown University, she worked for six years at the Wall Street investment banking firm Lazard Freres & Co. in New York before moving with her then-husband, Mark Sanford, to South Carolina, where she quickly gained another kind of business experience as manager of his successful political campaigns for both Congress and Governor Sanford.
Jenny has long been active in non-profit initiatives including her work as First Lady with the Healthy South Carolina Challenge and her past board memberships at MUSC Children’s Hospital Advisory Fund, Coastal Community Foundation and the Drayton HallSite Council. Jenny currently serves on the Hollings Cancer Center Advisory Committee at MUSC and on the board of WINGS for Kids.
And your point is…..??
She has qualifications enuf. She is tired of volunteering. She wants/needs a pay check. She feels she has something to offer and wants to make a difference. She is not intimidated by Will’s characterization as a woman scorned. She has never been a victim.
She feels she has something to offer and wants to make a difference.
A hallmark of the most dangerous and destructive people in history, when they turn their pursuits to politics.
This
That’s why I can’t understand why they didn’t re-elect Bachmann.
Well as she said, she’d prefer a job in the private sector. She is aware of her detractors and the whole never ending government teat argument.
You left out a Ph.D in Cunt-hood with a minor in Bitch
Please have “Misogynist” tattooed to your forehead to protect the innocent.
Well, I certainly don’t think she could be THIS bad…
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Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to hange a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some
miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS…
Aced those “orals” did she?
A poli-wog, fur sure. Working for a lobbying, bond busting, paper hanger in New York City! That and five dollars will get ya a cup of coffee anywhere but NYC.
So, if I read your post correctly, She has never, ever done anything to earn bread and butter except look good enough (when younger) and smile when then-hubby was busy schmoozing the masses.
Management experience? Zilch. … Sounds like a political payback/payoff to me.
Just what you folks need: another no-account feminine “progressive” in middle Gruberment management.
8 years at Lazard as one of few women? Managing congressional and gubernatorial campaigns. Sour grapes? Where’s the grand pay-off?
So what you’re saying, in a nutshell, is that she has no experience necessary to run DHEC. I know someone who sits on and chairs a large city’s library board, but she’s not qualified to be a librarian.
Six years, huh… so she never made partner in the firm. In law firms, you typically don’t come up for partner until year seven, and until then you’re a lowly associate that has the same respect as a poor legal assistant. I assume it’s the same with large investment banking firms.
God I hate to admit it, but yeah, she probably better than anyone can navigate the Legislature.
Managing political campaigns and volunteer work does not meet the qualifications for running DHEC.
Didn’t seem to matter before…
Can someone track down the job announcement and the listing of qualifications required and preferred?
It may be only for female applicants. Where in the hell are any “white – male” applicants?
Is one of the job requirements, “must be a total bitch”? Because that seems to be a common theme among applicants.
I assure you that is just what some of the self-inflated big shots in DHEC deserve to get.
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …… The woman needs to be put away in the locked unit at MUSC Institute of Psychiatry!!!!!!!!! Haley would be totally INSANE to even consider this fucked up vindictive bitch.
Let’s double-dog dare here to try.
I like her position on education. Loved her input on John Stossel’s Stupid In America. That does not imply she is best person for SCDHEC
Anyone remotely close to the description “best person for SCDHEC” likely doesn’t stand the remotest chance.
God forbid that we put a competent trained forceful professional in charge there.
I am simply acknowledging I do not know her qualifications for that position at this time, but I do like her views on education last I checked.
I was in no way disagreeing with you.
One hopes we get a qualified person, but my point was that it is very unlikely we will get a highly qualified or near-optimal person put forward.
I’d be delighted to be shown differently as this plays out though.
Me too!
She was born a Skil saw heiress and was working as a Wall Street bankster when she met Mark. She managed his political campaigns until he took his hike.
So, in other words, she has no public health or environmental experience/qualifications that would lead anyone with a half a brain to think she should head DHEC.
I am fami
I am aware she managed his campaign, I am also aware that while she may be bitter, she also realizes he is the father of her children. I think she has more than half a brain and I should probably do my own research before arriving at any conclusion as to her abilities. I do sincerely appreciate the feedback.
No Thanks
I thought Jenny and Eleanor Kitzman were the same person. Much like Michael and Lotoya Jackson were the same person.
The MOST highly praised, and one of the most visited pages was the SCPSD’s BRILLIANT handling of THE CONFESSION …upon its 5-year Anniversay…
http://scdigest.blogspot.com/2014/06/five-year-anniversary-of-sanford.html
Absolutely STERLING
Why’d you stop?
Too busy w/ other things. And the election is over. ALL my people won.
Will this leather faced CUNT please go away and never grace our presence again.
Another candidate for the “Misogynist” tattoo.
Nikki will appoint her to the Workers’ Compensation Commission. She is as qualified for that position as was Mike Campbell.
I support Jenny. She is a republican. A very educated and informed person to be worthy of the position. *^
Approved and paid for by Jenny for DHEC.
Why can’t she just go back home to Illinois.
Well, I guess she is now calling in a favor. Wasn’t she promised things for her support?
It may be time to talk about moving to Canada…
You mean Jenny, right?
Old Leatherface has surfaced I see…
Perfect. It should be a treat for this board to interview her and Daffy Duck on the same day.
How old is the youngest kid?
Is that child support going to be ending in the next few years?
Go back to Illinois, Florida or NY, Jenny. It’s time to leave South Carolina the hell alone. Carpet bagging Bitch.
Of course, a substantial number of Haley hires/appointees have been carpet baggers.
Its the Sanford name. Once you get it you don’t know how to live without a government pay check, government retirement and government health care. Just like her POS ex, she wants to live on the back of the taxpayer, again.
All’s I can say is…………..
From the looks of that photograph, the image/stigma/stereotype of well-to do South Carolina womanhood is alive and well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not one damn beer mug or Jack & Coke within a one mile radius of those clucking hens I’d wager!!!!!!!
But there MIGHT be a Gin & Tonic session soon after the niceities are complete!!!!!
I’d also wager that there is enough “old lady” perfume to choke on at that table!!!!!
It would be fun to watch a no-nonsense, take-no-prisoners–oh, heck, make it harsh–new director at DHEC who wanted to make that agency professionally fit and trim and competent, especially the environmental side. CT more attacked the administrative and organizational aspects..