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HOW THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA TAILGATES …

By FITSNEWS ||  So there’s a video clip making the rounds in the Southeastern Conference.  And we think this clip is worth writing about because it tangentially involves the University of South Carolina football program – yet mercifully doesn’t require us to write on the current status of the University of South Carolina football program.

The video in question was taken by an enterprising citizen journalist (ahem, cough) just prior to the University of South Carolina’s 21-20 defeat at the hands of unranked Missouri on Saturday.

It shows, well …

It shows, ummm …

It shows …

According to Busted Coverage , it shows “a guy going missionary on a chick who’s wedged between an SUV and a fence.”

Wow … and they say good old-fashioned courting is dead?

Here’s the video … and yes, before you click on that link be advised it is very NSFW.

Oh … and every bit as classy as the pre-game pile-driving depicted in this clip?  The giggling redneck with the shirt on his head who implores his buddy to “go back there and take a leak” as a pretext for observing the romantic interlude.

Ah, South Carolina …

UPDATE: Well, well … it appears as though someone has set the interlude to “Sandstorm,” the Gamecocks’ crowd-pumping theme song: HERE.

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