Nikki Haley: 2016 Fashionista?

S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley made a 2016 presidential shortlist this week … although it had nothing to do with politics. The Palmetto State’s governor – whose 2014 reelection is looking more like a done deal despite still-sagging approval ratings and a softening economy – was featured in Politico Magazine‘s “Campaign…

S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley made a 2016 presidential shortlist this week … although it had nothing to do with politics.

The Palmetto State’s governor – whose 2014 reelection is looking more like a done deal despite still-sagging approval ratings and a softening economy – was featured in Politico Magazine‘s “Campaign Un-chic” feature this week.

A review of the fashion choices of several 2016 wanna-bes – led Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Ted Cruz and Rand Paul – the article features commentary from Tim Gunn (of Project Runway fame) and Ada Calhoun.

So … what do they think of Trikki Nikki?

“You never know what you’re going to get with Haley,” Gunn and Calhoun wrote. “One day the Republican South Carolina governor is doing navy off-the-shoulder ruffled taffeta, another she’s in a nubby faux-Chanel suit, then a shiny royal blue ’50s-esque jacket, then a pink two-piece suit-dress that looks like it was made out of curtains. Unpredictable and erratic—is that the description of someone we want to have the nuclear codes?”

Wait … the woman who struck a pose for Vogue is getting bad fashion reviews?

What to do …

Wait … we know: Bring on the hooker boots!

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Dolce & Gabbana November 15, 2013 at 10:16 am

The blue dress accentuates her seemingly ever expanding ass.

It specifically highlights the fat expansion at the point her ass joins the top of her legs.

The upraised hand shows the very early stages of what will eventually be a turkey wing under her arm.

It’s going to get tougher for her to score side strange from men as this whole thing progresses.

jimlewisowb November 15, 2013 at 2:55 pm

On behalf of all Turkeys, especially Wild Turkey 101, I protest

What you see under those arms are early stages of Buzzard Wings

fatalbert2013 November 16, 2013 at 7:17 pm

at least she shaves….LMAO!!

Insect November 15, 2013 at 3:28 pm

Other photos of Nikki in various dresses — mostly tight on her arse and short — lead me to a different conclusion, namely that our fair governor has a perfect 10 for both arse and legs.

Nikki’s arse is perfectly tomato shaped and Goldilocks-like in proportion, just right.

Perhaps Will can gauge for us the third quality, firmness. With the caveat of only limited photos, I can only evaluate her on these two very critical issues in our state.

10, or A+

anonymous November 15, 2013 at 5:27 pm


Alan Wilson’s campaign left $134,000 off previous filings.

COLUMBIA, S.C. South Carolina’s top prosecutor amended his campaign filings Friday to account for $134,000 in donations and expenses previously unreported on disclosures surrounding his 2010 election win.

Attorney General Alan Wilson’s campaign chairman Thad Westbrook says NOW 68 donations and 16 payments NOT REPORTED

The 59 checks and nine online donations that came in after Wilson won the office totaled $66,890, The payments totaled $66,797

Thad Westbrook initially estimated that 10 to 15 donations were mistakenly unreported. That number represented other sponsors for Alan Wilson’s inaugural gala that were unaccounted for in his online filings.

But an independent accountant Alan Wilson’s campaign hired to review his account found many more deposits, checks, and expenses not reported

Jerry Langer November 29, 2013 at 12:15 am

Can you post a picture of your wife or girlfriend so we can compare her with your comments about Gov Haley? Thank you.

ThreePalms November 15, 2013 at 12:49 pm

I can’t stand the woman. It is not because of how she looks or the clothes she wears. It is because of her crappy politics.

If South Carolina’s overwhelmingly Republican voters re-elect her, it speaks volumes about the discernment of South Carolina’s overwhelmingly republican voters.

idcydm November 15, 2013 at 1:25 pm

South Carolina Republican voters remind me very much of South Carolina Democrat voters. Who has held their set the longest?

SCBlues November 15, 2013 at 7:12 pm

There is no “if” about it – of course they’ll re-elect her – are you joking? Have you read the slop that is posted on this site on a regular basis from SC Republicans?? They’re idiots and inbred fools – of course she’ll be re-elected. Wait and see.

heehaw November 15, 2013 at 10:27 pm

idiots and inbred fools…are you talking about the scDems who voted for Mr. Green?

SCBlues November 16, 2013 at 2:28 am

I’m talking about you. Any other questions?

nyuknyuknyuk!!! November 21, 2013 at 3:23 pm

Didn’t Shaheen support Obama for president? I can’t remember.

Jerry Langer November 29, 2013 at 12:13 am

Can you please be more specific about what you don’t like about Gov Haley’s politics? Maybe I’m missing something here. Thanks.

Nölff November 15, 2013 at 1:32 pm

Big ass teeth must be the new fashion.

shifty henry November 15, 2013 at 2:05 pm

Folks, seriously, we shouldn’t make fun of this photo. While Mikie is in Afghanistan, this is his pinup of Nikki to remind of…..well, just to remind him.

Jerry Langer November 29, 2013 at 12:11 am

Henry, can you post a picture of your wife?

Boz Martin November 15, 2013 at 3:05 pm

When ya gonna really drop the damned dime on her, Sic?

Boz Martin November 15, 2013 at 3:05 pm

” … made from curtains.” Flashing on Carol Burnette as Scarlet O’Hara.

Ricky Naley November 15, 2013 at 3:59 pm

You can put make up on a warthog and it will still be a warthog.

Ralph Hightower November 16, 2013 at 1:10 pm

During her first campaign for governor, she dressed in Dukes of Hazzard style, emulating her idol from the show, Boss Hogg. Boss Hogg always wears white; Governot Haley preferred wearing white on the campaign trail.
They even drive the same brand of cars. Boss Hogg drove a white Cadillac and “Boss Hogg” Haley terrorizes Columbia in a white Cadillac Escalade with her “Andre Bauer” driving skills.

Awendaw November 16, 2013 at 3:36 pm

She’s got it made in the shade. The average South Carolina voter is conservative, republican and lemming-like. And half of them are women. They like the girl-ness of Nikki, her anti-good-ole-boy persona, and her good looks. Sheheen doesn’t really have a chance.

Jerry Langer November 29, 2013 at 12:06 am

Nikki Haley’s accomplishments are very impressive and are consistent with what the voters in SC elected her to do. She has conviction, compassion and loves working hard to make things better for all people in SC. We should be thankful on this day that Nikki Haley chose public service & the sacrifices which go along with the duties of her Office. Thank you Governor Nikki Haley.

Carmelo Junior March 1, 2014 at 4:18 pm

Nikki Haley is so sexy, nice body. If she takes on Hillary Clinton she wins in looks alone!


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