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CIA Director Resigns

OVER AN AFFAIR? U.S. President Barack Obama accepted the resignation of General David Petraeus as director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) late Friday after the veteran military commander acknowledged exercising “very poor judgment” in carrying on an extramarital affair. And yes, if you believe that explanation then we’ve got…

OVER AN AFFAIR?

U.S. President Barack Obama accepted the resignation of General David Petraeus as director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) late Friday after the veteran military commander acknowledged exercising “very poor judgment” in carrying on an extramarital affair.

And yes, if you believe that explanation then we’ve got some oceanfront property in Nebraska and a mountaintop home in Florida you might be interested in purchasing.  Seriously … no one gets canned for having affairs anymore.

So why is Petraeus really leaving?  The most common explanation involves the scandal surrounding a September 2012 attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya that left four Americans dead – including a U.S. Ambassador.

Remember that scandal?  Of course you don’t … the mainstream media put it in a drawer for two months leading up to the U.S. presidential election.

Rumor has it the 60-year-old commander wasn’t interested in being the fall guy for Benghazi … and as a result of his resignation he will no longer have to answer questions about the debacle before congressional investigators.

Really?  That’s all it takes to get a pass on a congressional investigation?

Petraeus was appointed by Obama to lead U.S. forces in Afghanistan in June 2010 after Gen. Stanley McChrystal was relieved of his command.  In April 2011 Obama tapped Petraeus to lead the CIA when its prior director Leon Pannetta took over as Secretary of Defense.

Petraeus’ wife, Holly, is a bureaucrat with Obama’s new Consumer Financial Protection bureaucracy.

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148 comments

GreenvilleLwyr November 9, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Petraeus Betray Us.

That is all.

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Mike at the Beach November 9, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Weak, man. Rachel Maddow write that for you?

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Smirks November 10, 2012 at 11:48 am

Actually General Betray Us was coined by MoveOn, IIRC.

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Smirks November 10, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Or was it Code Pink? One of those.

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GreenvilleLwyr November 10, 2012 at 12:17 pm

It was Move On.

Rule number 1 as a spy: don’t get caught.

Rule number 1a: Don’t have an affair, because them someone has something to hold over your head, and you are screwed.

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Negro November 10, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Looks like Obama would resign for the same? Get ready for impeachment

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Meow November 9, 2012 at 4:46 pm

I find it extremely unlikely that anyone would claim they had an extramarital affair in order to avoid being “the fall guy.” That kind of admission ruins lives. Why not just explicitly state that you’re resigning so that you can’t be the scapegoat? Or just resign? Or, more logically, stick around and defend/explain your actions?

Adultery is an offense under the Uniform Code of Military Justice. Even though it’s not a crime for civilians, it’s a bigger deal for Petraeus. I guarantee you he is resigning because he got caught and was about to get fired over it.

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Bonhoeffer November 9, 2012 at 4:59 pm

I agree with your first paragraph, but would add that Petraeus retired from the Army before becoming CIA Chief, thus he is not subject to the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

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Recovering Lobbyist November 9, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Bonhoeffer, he can be reinstated, demoted, and discharged.

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MountainPenelope November 10, 2012 at 9:53 am

A career soldier like Petraeus NEVER gets away from the UCMJ, whether he/she is active or not.

When he discovered he was under investigation by the FBI Petraeus saw the writing on the wall.

Contrary to the opinions of some, everything is NOT a conspiracy.

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professor Z November 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm

It appears this info was available for some time. I’m sure O and his people were aware and turned a blind eye, kept the info secret until the right opportunity arose for it to be used to pressure (blackmail) the General into doing something he would not otherwise consider.
Then along came the murder of 4 Americans in Bengazi! The time had come to use the trump card!

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Bonhoeffer November 9, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Ths is about the dumbest piece that I’ve read in a long time. If a man of Petraeus accomplishments , personality, and reputation is leaving for other reasons, he would hardly make up the tawdry explanation of adultery. The oft-used ” to spend more time with my family” would serve nicely whether he left voluntarily or not.

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Pigeon dodo on the dome November 9, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Now,
Harvey, Nikki, and the others should also do the honorable thing.

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Staffer November 9, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Blah Blah Blah. Why would he publicize he had an affair if he didn’t need too?

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Tired and Retired November 9, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Agree with Bonhoeffer. Your speculation as to why General Petraeus may have resigned does not make sense. Giving no reason for resigning or giving the real reason for resigning would have made much more sense IF there was another reason for resigning other than an adulterous affair.

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Douche Bagger November 9, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Who was he banging? I would do the same if my wife worked for Obama.

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Soft Sigh from Hell November 9, 2012 at 5:12 pm

”Obama is a dirty fucking liar trying to cover up Libya,” one South Carolina Republican operative told FITS. “Its psychotic that it’s being allowed.”

Boo Hoo. Now let’s hear some similar sobbing for the huge number of dead in the wars your “Dub and Company” lied us into.

Hearing a South Carolina GOPer complaining about lying is almost too much to behold. What next? About poor manners?

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south mauldin November 9, 2012 at 7:15 pm

You took the words outta my mouth. Cheney should be on trial in the Hague right now.

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honeypie November 10, 2012 at 10:03 pm

Thank you Soft Sigh. Lying is lying and the republicans do way way too much of it. Dems are a close second though.

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Andy November 9, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Republicans complaining about intelligence failures and cover-ups. That is so goddamned rich it gives me a sugar high.

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Isotope Soap November 9, 2012 at 6:14 pm

LMAO! Good one!

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VASTMIDLANDSCONSPIRACY November 9, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Did this same “Republican Operative” complain about the fact that Mitt Romney wasn’t psychotically right wing enough, too? Are you high? Did Tuesday really literally fry your brain waves? Here’s why DP had to resign…because he cheated on his wife. If it came out, and it was going to, and he did not get ahead of the message he would have to answer questions about Benghazi (which is not a scandal, and since it happened in LIBYA is something that SOUTH CAROLINA republican should probably keep his mouth shut about) and why he’s cheating on his wife.

He is not subject to the UCMJ per se, but he does draw retirement pay from the army, and after thirty plus years of commissioned service, he’s getting A LOT of it. You can be recalled to active duty from retirement and subjected to processing and punishment, but that is not going to happen. What would be the benefit?

Willie…your

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? November 9, 2012 at 6:23 pm

The conspiracy theory as I understand according to other speculators is that Petraeus was given a choice:

1. Take the Benghazi blame

2. Resign due to an affair

I dont take any position on it, not enough info…but just commenting on what I am reading.

Why does it not make sense that he would resign over an affair? As the head of the CIA the notion that he could be extorted by his lover or anyone *in the know* is a MAJOR security issue and can not be allowed to continue(unlike most pols/bureaucrats).

I just think he got caught up in the FBI/CIA/Military prostitution scandals personally. I mean shit, one of the Black Jesus^s personal guards was carrying on as such…tell me that isnt a security risk.

After it all came out earlier this year I am sure the agencies involved started checking everyone…then *bingo*…the big boss gets hit too.

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? November 9, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Well, I just now read his longtime lover Paula Broadwell is being investigated for accessing his e-mails,so I wasnt that far off…there ya go.

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? November 9, 2012 at 6:48 pm

LMAO! Her biography of Petraeus was titled *All In*….lol…if anyone would know it would be her.

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south mauldin November 9, 2012 at 7:17 pm

Dabo’s gonna be pissed that someone stole the title to his forthcoming book.

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Smirks November 10, 2012 at 11:55 am

Dabo’s title is “Is It In?”

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marty November 12, 2012 at 10:47 pm

I read an article about guns and arms being shipped to Al Queda in Libya from Benghazi. Perhaps the General knew too much about all of that?

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Bill November 9, 2012 at 6:25 pm

Look here is why Republicans go so ballistic over Benghazi. It was to have been the October surprise. It was to have assured Mitt a victory in the election. This ultimately became a really important part of their campaign strategy.

Mitt’s operatives and Fox News had this all worked out. They coordinated an attack on Obama to begin in second debate. Mitt would level the cover up charge against Obama in the debate; Fox News would pick up the story from there and start beating the drums; Mitt had insiders ready to turn over cover up stories to Bob Woodward; and the RNC would pushed out the cover up/scandal/investigation talking points to their political operatives.

Then it fell apart. The attack in the second debate backfired. Fox began the cover up/scandal drum beat, and no one bit. The insider didn’t show up for the meeting with Bob Woodward, and when he or some new insider finally did meet with Woodward he had no real evidence of any cover up. In short they had nothing.

What really happened is most Americans understood there was a failure to properly protect Americans, but no one with common sense thought it was malicious. No one really believed Obama or Clinton or any one else in government intentionally allowed that to happen or would not have done anything in their power to prevent it from happening. It was a mistake. People were killed. It was a tragedy. But it was no more than happened to Reagan with the 200 Marines in Lebanon.

Good loyal Americans died, the Republicans attempted to politically capitalize on the tragedy and failed. Statements like the ones by the Republican operative in this story are just anger and frustration the plan did not work.

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zingzang November 9, 2012 at 6:37 pm

That is about the most ignorant thing I have ever read… And I’m reading this on FITS. People died on Obama’s watch. Hillary was one of the first to take the fall, and more information keeps leaking about how Obama lied and went to extreme lengths to cover it up. Now he conveniently can’t testify… But sure, keep blaming FOX.

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Marshall November 9, 2012 at 7:06 pm

People die on every President’s watch. Especially people in dangerous places. How many people died on Bush’s watch? Starting with 9-11.

Also, how does resigning protect Petraeus from testifying? If the House of Representatives wants to subpoena him to testify they can. Private citizens are not shielded from Congressional subpoena. If the House does not subpoena him, they don’t want to know what he has to say. If they do he has to testify, plead the fifth, or do what Bush’s folks did; invoke executive privilege.

I think this story tin foil hat crap.

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professor Z November 9, 2012 at 7:09 pm

10-4 ZingZang!!

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bogart November 9, 2012 at 7:30 pm

Sure was nice of the Gen to have an affair with Paula Broadwell,who by the way lives in Charlotte, and announce it to the public in order to help out his fellow Democrat President Obama…oh wait the Gen is a Republican….Well that makes him an even better friend.Lets see,he cheats on his wife of 35 years with a woman 20 years younger,who is married with 2 small children,gives his mistress access to his CIA e-mails,just so she has something to read and doesn’t get bored,resigns in disgrace……..and he did all of that just to help President Obama…Damn,this man is a saint.

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CID November 9, 2012 at 8:09 pm

A Republican political operative from South Carolina is by definition

“A (expletives deleted with apologies to Dick Nixon)Liar.”

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Sailor November 9, 2012 at 8:27 pm

Just another guy that thought with the “little head” instead of the “big head”. Not a good thing when you have such a sensitive job!

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Tired and Retired November 9, 2012 at 8:30 pm

ABC news hints as to whom was the “other woman”. They mention that he had a personal biographer, that her emails had been investigated by the FBI, and as a result the affair was discovered. She is a very pleasant looking younger woman. Check out the video on the ABC app.

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The Artist formerly known as ? November 9, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Im going to make a simple explanation for the mans behavior(not a defense mind you):

He cheated on this women:

4.bp.blogspot.com/-wiq0RPDjBbo/UJ2XqnMQ8DI/AAAAAAAAPTo/hopIkSzi5dU/s1600/628×471.jpeg

with this women:

2.bp.blogspot.com/-UMkX2MrLCqY/UJ2b4QhXSDI/AAAAAAAAPUM/iTqvW9UXD4s/s160/Paula_Broadwell.jpeg

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Gomer Pyle November 10, 2012 at 1:31 am

Sheee-zaam! That Paula Broadwell ain’t no pretty lady. I done seen her photograph on that book she wrote called ALL IN. That photograph shows her wearing some funny lookin’ sort of dress or shirt what goes all the way up to her chin. And her arms are showin’. And some of her back is showin’. But I can’t see no beauty in them photos. Specially, suspecting the taste of the General, I’m sure he’d like some big titties, well, they ain’t there. So I believe the General made a mistake with an affair with this lady. If he wanted lots of titties and legs and ass and all that he should have gotten Kim Kardashina to write his history. She don’t wear no under pants, and she does go down on black fellas, and she got a surgery, but sheee-zaam, he cudda done better! Now he’s in the dog house fo’ sure!

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saratay November 10, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Damn! GOMER – have you gone bat-crazy blind?

The pic of the ‘mistress’ on the Jon Stewart Show did have some weird clothes on, but no worse that many others trying to find their 15 minutes of fame.

The same lovely young woman was featured in several clips today, (AOL, HuffPost &c.) and is just plumb Gorgeous! in ‘regular’ clothes.

Don’t blame him a bit. At least he didn’t say he was hiking the App trail.

Feel a little sorry for Holly, tho – she should never have gone to work for Obamanation.

What goes around, comes around.

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Original Good Ole Boy November 11, 2012 at 12:55 pm

His mistress is nothing special and is only mildly attractive, IMO.

That being said, compared to his current wife, she’s a 10.

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BigT November 9, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Obama has people around him as ethical as he is…

Anyone surprised…???..

And I can’t wait to see Obama’s true character revealed when he’s actually expected to lead after the fiscal cliff is realized in Jan..

Media won’t be able to hide him, then…and I’ll just LMAO…

PS: Get all the guns you can buy right now..and go to an area w/ the least amount of THUGS…

Hope Ohio, Penn. and Fla. (especially the Filthy Rich Libs in Fla.) are shown who they helped keep in office…

They DESERVE EVERY bit of it… Hahahahaa…

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tomstickler November 9, 2012 at 8:59 pm

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

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BigT November 9, 2012 at 9:07 pm

It’s the worthless pieces of $#!* (like you) believing Obama could deliver a hand-out forever, who need to leave…

I tried to help remedy the Disaster Obama caused…so now I get to sit back and LMAO as he (and you) get all that’s coming to you….

Can’t wait to see him react to the big boy Anvil that’s fin’ta drop on this Cluesless Some B!*che’s head…

It’ll be like what they did to Clinton w/ Lewinsky…play dirty…and you get the full-monty…Hahahaha…

And it Could not happen to a better group of idiots…Hahahahah…

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President Gingrich November 9, 2012 at 10:56 pm

So you are not Rush Limbaugh crazy anymore…you kicked it up a notch to the ultimate…Glen Beck crazy.

Get your guns ready? Try to think for yourself for once, you lunatic.

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New playa November 10, 2012 at 8:23 am

BigT you useless Cunt, remember the mighty general is a Family values Republican like you and Haley!!

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Nunyabiz November 9, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Actually, when I read the story on Petraeus a little while ago, I was actually thinking the same thing that this article suggests. I told my husband about the Petraeus story, and he said it’s probably over Bhengazi and not some bimbo. So, we both agree with this article.

Yes, someone stating that they are resigning due to one thing, and it being an entirely different reason, happens in politics. Spouses and other loved ones understand this going in. Cover-ups are a complicated thing. This isn’t some local yokel trying to smear a local candidate. This is a man using every means possible to avoid being questioned regarding Bhengazi and the President of The United States. And I am, by no means, a conspiracy theorist.

Think about it. The timing really IS impeccable.

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Nunyabiz November 9, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Ok, it’s spelled Benghazi. I didn’t have to learn a lot of Arabic, or this much about countries in the Middle East, through my entire education. But, since I am a stickler for the English language, I hereby correct myself.

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BigT November 9, 2012 at 9:02 pm

Holder’s leaving and so is Hilliary…so this is just a sign of the times in the Obama Administration…

For a “Winner” in a national election, sure are a lot of Rats abandoning the Ship….

Can you Imaghine wehat a blood-Bath the mid-term (2014) will be???

I think Obama may be the most Scandal-Ridden president since Nixon (except the media will run cover for obama) instead of manufacture crime…

This after-glow sure does not have the feel of a president re-elected…A Real Bad Moon on the Rise…

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zingzang November 10, 2012 at 8:50 am

Holder and Hillary haven’t left yet.

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MountainPenelope November 10, 2012 at 10:10 am

Hillary said long ago she would serve only one term.

Holder hasn’t decided yet. I hope he stays on to prosecute some of the voter suppression cases.

The only scandals in Obama’s term are those “manufactured” by the reich-wingers with no basis in reality.

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Sailor November 10, 2012 at 10:39 am

Check your history asshole! There is always a lot of turnover going into a president’s second term.

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MountainPenelope November 10, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Sailor, I guess the BigOT doesn’t remember the mad rush to leave GWB’s administration after 4 years (for those who made it that far). There were broken arms, broken legs and LOTS of bruises!

Of course, that was perfectly all right and excusable. After all, Shrub was a GOPer and they aren’t required to play by the same rules.

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dwb619 November 10, 2012 at 7:03 pm

HILLARY !
YOU BETCHA!
YOU BETCHA!
Where’s Sarah big idio”T”!
I LUV IT!
I LUV IT!

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Robert November 9, 2012 at 9:11 pm

Benghazi can’t gain traction…know why? NOBODY gives a shit. Majority of America is sick of the whole region and tired of hearing about it.

People died. Most likely due to incompetence. But had we put a dozen Marines around them and all 16 were killed, what would be the squall then????

Come on…it is time to quite all this boogeyman conspiracy crap that we’ve heard for 4 years and start being party with some real answers.

Or, as Jon Stewart says, keep on getting your info from Bullshit Mountain (FOX) and blame all of America for being free-loaders.

The mideast is a cess pool of civil unrest and shitty things happen.

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dwb619 November 10, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Didn’t finish my rave, should have said:
HILLARY IN 2016!
Bill’s gonna be back in the HOUSE!
YOU BETCHA!
YOU BETCHA!

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xx chromosome November 11, 2012 at 10:05 pm

@Robert – You are WRONG – Many of us DO give a shit about Benghazi! An AMBASSADOR was killed along with other Americans associated with the Embassy over a SEVEN HOUR period. The “White House” DID indeed know about it and watched it in live time and nothing. Fuck Obama and his evil operatives!

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MajorC November 9, 2012 at 10:00 pm

I just don’t get it. A General screws one person and has to resign and the President screws an entire nation and he gets to keep his job. Go figure….

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The Colonel November 9, 2012 at 10:48 pm

+2 Major C, award yourself an ARCOM.

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MountainPenelope November 10, 2012 at 6:58 pm

True, major C. Bush DID get a 2nd term, didn’t he?

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Hugh November 9, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Objection. Misleading the readers. Petraeus’ wife, Holly, looks like a man. A really fat man. Petaeus just wanted some gorgeous, young, sweet, healthy, fun pussy.

Like going from canned beans and franks to cool fresh sweet summer corn from the vegetable bin cooked just a minute, and with butter, a little salt & pepper. I can taste it now. I mean her.

Yum yum. Chomp chomp.

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dwb619 November 10, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Good one, Mountain Penelope!

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The Colonel November 9, 2012 at 10:52 pm

Honorable men caught doing dishonorable things resign rather than being fired. Obama can’t afford any scandals right now and the start or the second term is when most Cabinet members and other political appointees bail. Hopefully Holder, Big Sis, Hillary, Bernake and Bidden will resign as well.

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MajorC November 10, 2012 at 7:53 am

Like. Thumbs up!

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MajorC November 10, 2012 at 8:18 am

Thanks. Just a service ribbon will suffice ;-)

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Full Metal Jacket November 9, 2012 at 11:00 pm

(Petreas was just doing what he was trained to do — eat pussy.)

Training @ Parris Island:

HARTMAN
One, two, three, four! United States Marine Corps!

RECRUITS

One, two, three, four! United States Marine Corps!

HARTMAN
One, two, three, four! I love the Marine Corps!

RECRUITS
One, two, three, four! I love the Marine Corps.

HARTMAN
My Corps!

RECRUITS
My Corps!

HARTMAN
Your Corps!

RECRUITS
Your Corps!

HARTMAN
Our Corps!

RECRUITS
Our Corps!

HARTMAN
Marine Corps!

RECRUITS
Marine Corps!

HARTMAN
I don’t know, but I’ve been told.

RECRUITS
I don’t know, but I’ve been told.

HARTMAN
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

RECRUITS
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

HARTMAN
Mmm, good!

RECRUITS
Mmm, good!

HARTMAN
Feels good!

RECRUITS
Feels good!

HARTMAN
Is good!

RECRUITS
Is good!

HARTMAN
Real good!

RECRUITS
Real good!

HARTMAN
Tastes good!

RECRUITS
Tastes good!

HARTMAN
Mighty good!

RECRUITS
Mighty good!

HARTMAN
Good for you!

RECRUITS
Good for you!

HARTMAN
Good for me!

RECRUITS
Good for me!

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7.62 X 51 November 10, 2012 at 7:58 am

Full Metal Jacket you sounding more like a hollow point. Tighten up and carry on….

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Vic and Ramona November 10, 2012 at 11:30 am

Reelected – and immediate shortage of vaseline, k-y jelly and other lubricants in all stores. The managers of CVS, Walmart and Walgreens say supplies have been diverted to the White House.

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Mike November 10, 2012 at 1:37 am

Actually, if anyone would take the time to go read a real news report, you would know that it was not Libya, but rather the fact that the woman he was having an affair with was a biographer who at the very least attempted to gain access to his email. That might not matter if you are a Congressman, for example, but if you are CIA Director it matters a great deal.

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MountainPenelope November 10, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Don’t confuse’m with the truth Mike. Their blood pressure spikes and they get crazzzeeee(r).

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xx chromosome November 11, 2012 at 10:11 pm

From what I have read, the adultress/biographer DID gain access to his email. Whether he consented or she did it underhandedly would be an interesting question. Among other things (slut, Obama operative, etc.) she is a home-wrecker.

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Mr. Dixie November 10, 2012 at 6:01 am

I heard the reason he fell for this woman so hard is that she could do fifty pushups.

The reason the intelligence community holds someone who has an extra martial affair is such low esteem is not because it is a moral issue; it is because it leaves a person open for black mail. This woman’s motivation no doubt was to get some juicy information she could become famous for after she shared it with the world.

The General saw that his stellar career was about to become tarnished and decided, with a little help maybe, that he needed to fall on his sword. It is a shame that this happened to him because of his service, but more importantly, because he will almost certainly lose his wife who is probably worth 10 times what this woman is worth.

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Judy Chop November 10, 2012 at 7:55 am

You say he fell on his sword……should read she fell on his sword. *** rim shot ***

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MountainPenelope November 10, 2012 at 10:15 am

She is a West Point graduate as well, so I wouldn’t define her as a bimbo.

They probably just got caught up in the emotions of writing a biography.

No conspiracy.

Sorry that two families have been devastated by an affair, but it happens every day. Heck, it has even happened in S.C.

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Sailor November 10, 2012 at 10:44 am

Mr. Dixie, she was pushing up while he was pushing down!

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Inspector Clouseau November 10, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Where is the FBI when old Sen Harvey is playing ten toes down and the Gov is playing toes all around?
We could use a few resignations in SC.

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MountainPenelope November 10, 2012 at 7:03 pm

She had/has a rather remarkable career as well. If she had not threatened another woman in an unrelated email exchange, this would never have been uncovered.

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MajorC November 10, 2012 at 8:07 am

Will Folks says: ”Obama is a dirty fucking liar trying to cover up Libya,” one South Carolina Republican operative told FITS. “Its psychotic that it’s being allowed.”

Hmmm. I bet this operative is about 26 years old. This operative might want to look up the word psychotic in a dictionary and maybe find a more fitting word. Even an Urban Dictionary might produce a really cool word.

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BigT November 10, 2012 at 8:20 am

If you’re denying that Obama is a Liar…you’re the idiot…

If you did not learn what Obama is – and what the media will do to protect him – from this election, you are one brain dead son of a b!*c#….

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007 November 10, 2012 at 8:20 am

too much t&a

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BigT November 10, 2012 at 8:57 am

Does it REALLY matter:

Obama Administration Shuts Down Oil Drilling Out West…

STOCKS FALL 3% SINCE RE-ELECT…
——————————————————————
COMPANIES PLAN MASSIVE LAYOFFS AS OBAMACARE BECOMES REALITY…

Utah company fires 100, blames Obama…

CEO reads prayer to staff, announces layoffs…

Floodgates open on new health regs…
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OLIVER STONE: ‘I find Obama scary’…
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RECORD 70.4 Million Enrolled in Medicaid: 1 Out of 5 Americans…

REPORT: Dead Pig In Romney Shirt Dumped At GOP Campaign Office…
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Obama-supported Egyptian Islamists rally for Shariah law

Yet the Idiots are Giddy over This Anti-American Bigot that the media put back in office….

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MountainPenelope November 10, 2012 at 10:17 am

Actually, BigOT, it was the VOTERS who put him in office even though the GOTPers tried their best to suppress the vote.

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Common Sense November 10, 2012 at 10:54 am

the same fucking idiot who swore everyone was a stupid dumbass, he had all the answers and swore up and down Romney had this in the bag. Im laughing my ass off at you you fucking idiot and those like you..YOU and those LIKE YOU are what caused Romney to lose this election. Period. Your extreme right views, hatred for your country and those that live in it, your hatred of anything non white, non old and non extreme religious nutbag, that hatred so alienated most of the country that a President with terrible numbers and no chance for reelection crushed your out of date, old white people only party. Bang up job loser. Bang up job and thanks, from all the moderates and reasonable Americans across this great country..thank you.

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MountainPenelope November 10, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Good going Common Sense. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Thank you.

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dwb619 November 10, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Don’t ya just love the media, big idio”T”, especially Fox.
YOU BETCHA!
YOU BETCHA!
Was it legitimate rape?

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Tetley November 10, 2012 at 9:24 am

Would someone please run down to the Dollar General and get Will and his alter-ego Big T a fresh roll of tinfoil?

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Rastus November 10, 2012 at 9:34 am

Remember Vince Foster!

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MountainPenelope November 10, 2012 at 10:18 am

Remember Condi Rice ignoring the warnings about 9/11!

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Rastus November 10, 2012 at 9:49 am

Coincidental?
WARN Act Resigns Due to Affair

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Bridget Johnson

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November 9, 2012 – 2:00 pm

The CEO-in-waiting of the defense contractor who declined to issue WARN Act layoff notices on the urging of the Obama administration — sequestration-related notices mandated by law that would have gone out just before the election — has resigned, citing an affair.

Christopher E. Kubasik, 51, today resigned from his role as vice chairman, president and chief operating officer (COO), effective immediately, Lockheed Martin announced. Kubasik was set to become CEO in January.

Do we have another J. Edgar Hoover in place?

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jimlewis,owb November 10, 2012 at 10:05 am

The General should remain right where he is and if there is such a thing as a Fornication Medal he should be pinned on national TV.

It is obvious that Petraeus knows what to do with a damn pecker in comparison to those fucking politicians, moral police and media whores who spend 24/7 sticking it up the taxpayer’s ass.

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saratay November 10, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Amen, OWB.

See my comment (far) above to Gomer.

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bogart November 10, 2012 at 10:12 am

He sent her thousands of sexual emails,some talking about sex under the desk,knowing he’s leaving a paper trail….now the good Gen is over the CIA….maybe he’s not as smart as everyone thinks.One thing is for sure, he shouldn’t be over the CIA when his small brain seems to control his other brain……and unless his dick is named Benghazi,you can all let go of the consiracy crap.

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Observant November 10, 2012 at 6:37 pm

He was a General, not a spy. Conversely, I was a ‘counter-spy’, not a General.

Specialties matter.

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Mr. PPK November 10, 2012 at 10:24 am

The closet thing we got to James Bond and he lets his Walther get the best of him. Maybe he should have stirred that thang instead of shaken it.

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Jackson McPhee November 11, 2012 at 1:42 am

PPK, you said, “closet thing.”

Dude. What are you alleging? Bwahahahaha!

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Mr. PPK November 11, 2012 at 2:46 pm

I’m implying that I left off a s. Should be “closest” thing.

And what is Bwahaha….? You shit in your diapers?

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Jackson McPhee November 11, 2012 at 10:15 pm

Implying? Yeah, right.

But anyway, it was a joke, and you know what bwahahaha is. Try harder next time. You’re not funny or as much of an internet badass as you think you are.

Bwahahahahaha!!!

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Nunyabiz November 12, 2012 at 3:37 am

I feel like I just read a conversation between two 5 year old children. Just sayin’.

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shifty henry November 10, 2012 at 11:55 am

“There’s a game they are playing all over town;
Girls play with ten toes up; boys play with ten downs down”

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shifty henry November 10, 2012 at 12:00 pm

oops: “boys play with ten toes down”

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GreenvilleLwyr November 10, 2012 at 12:21 pm

So FITS, are you going to come clean and admit that your “article” is somewhat misinformed, given all of the additional information that has come out?

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MountainPenelope November 10, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Now, Greenville, you know he will never admit that. Everything is a conspiracy.

I’m still waiting for his apology for backing Queen Nimrata for governess.

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MajorC November 10, 2012 at 1:33 pm

The mistress is Paula Broadwell. While she ain’t the type that you droolers like to ogle here at FITS she is a remarkable woman. She was homecoming queen and valedictorian of her class and she went on to graduate from West Point. She has a masters from Harvard and is working on a PHD from Kings College in London. She is a Lt. Col in the Army reserve.

She looks damn good in a skirt as well as a flack jacket. I’m sure the General P. had to pinch himself every time he was with her. The General was thinking he had the best wife in the world and the best mistress to boot– it can’t continue like this forever — life is too damn complicated sometimes.

Lesson 1: When the Paul Broadwell’s of the world blow the smoke off your cigar while you are leaning over strategy maps think about the eventual outcome. Any doubts, just ask Gov. Mark Sanford

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bogart November 10, 2012 at 2:05 pm

General P missed the bullets and got taken down by a blow job…….Gov Sanford got taken down by a tango dancer with Penticostal Holiness hair….every man has his breaking point.

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Dumas November 10, 2012 at 4:58 pm

MajorC is more impressed with credentials than common sense. Assume the biographer and the general were astronauts who conquered Mars together and fucked their way up and fucked their way down. And fucked on Mars. MajorC can’t “continue like this”? Must be smoking zyosa or st. augustine grass.

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MajorC November 10, 2012 at 7:23 pm

That be centipede Dumbass

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xx chromosome November 11, 2012 at 10:56 pm

Paula Broadwell is a SLUT! I don’t care how many degrees she has or beauty queen titles, she is a wife and mother who spread her legs for a married man.

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9" November 10, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Pecker snot is a powerful thing..

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Old Bike Dude November 10, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Sic, any chance we could get the name and a pic of your SC Operative. I’d like to nominate them for the coveted Joelie Wilson I’m the Dumbest Motherfucker on the Planet Award.

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CID November 11, 2012 at 5:31 pm

His name?

Big T

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Jeffy01 November 10, 2012 at 7:15 pm

Have you seen his wife? Have you listened to her babble on about student loans, mean old banks etc.
No wonder he….moved on.

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WarmHeart November 10, 2012 at 8:15 pm

No amount of money could make me get it up for that ground beef.

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BigT November 11, 2012 at 8:48 am

Have any of you ever listened to Big-Bonkey Michelle???

No wonder Obama turned to Larry Sinclair for a nob-polish…

You’d have to like big, body-building men, to get off on ol’ Shelly-Shell…

Or like they used to say on the Soul Train line at the Chicago Community Action Center Kwanzaa Party and Dance….

“Shelly got a big ol’ BUTT”…”Shelly got a big ol’ BUTT”..

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President Cain November 11, 2012 at 10:29 am

Maurice Bachmann is more your speed, isn’t he, you ham slammer.

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BigT November 11, 2012 at 8:23 am

Sooner or later, Someone Obama has P!$$#d on is going to TELL ALL…and I bet even I will be Amazed at the level of Corruption and lies…

Obama hates America as much as Al Quieda..and I bet half the D@*n Fools that whored their ignorant @$$es to vote for the Piece of $#!* will be Repulsed…half know what he is and they are just as Disgusting…

The media Supressed the vote, w/ Bias…Remember Candy Crowley in the Debate…Amazing…

When it does Collapse, and it will, the backlash will be BRUTAL…
Stupid people get mad when they find out how they have been played….

It will come…Obama’s media was able, w/ the vote Cheaters, to get him over the line…

But Evil does catch you. Even Hitler lost in the end…and Obama and Hitler are VERY similar…..and this is a lot of evil w/ Obama and Co.

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President Bachmann November 11, 2012 at 10:28 am

BigT: The product of a legitimate rape.

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BigT November 11, 2012 at 12:16 pm

Yeah: Obama Raped me, and the whole country, on Election Day…and you F^&*in Idiots Claim it’s legitimate, despite the Candy Crowleys and Chris Matthews who was GLAD 100 people died, because it helped his god and master, Obama…

That’s where we are…

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shifty henry November 11, 2012 at 8:22 pm

Now you are thinking with a clear head…you are onto the “Secret Agenda”…..and time will tell all.

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President Rick Perry November 11, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Dems won the White House, picked up House and Senate seats, and you guaranteed I would be elected president.

OOPS!Bit T, you are actually worse than Rasmussen and Dick Morris when it comes to predictions. Congrats, ass clown.

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xx chromosome November 11, 2012 at 10:14 pm

@ Big T – You are right. Since Election Day, pp are getting laid off left and right. I can only hope the Obamabots are losing their jobs most. They deserve it.

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Thebeachisback November 12, 2012 at 5:57 pm

I wish you would drop dead! What a bigot! did you REALLY educate children or molest them, you asshole!

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BigT November 11, 2012 at 11:27 am

Veteran’s Day:

To the Veterans: I am Sickened by who we put back in the White House…especially what he did in Benghazi…

As Vietnam was a lie and disgrace toward America…So is Obama. But the Liars are the ones who threw bags of feces at you, upon your return to your country…

The FILTHY enemies of Freedom are in the White House. I know you did not fight for that…

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xx chromosome November 11, 2012 at 10:19 pm

Glad my father, veteran of 2 wars, didn’t have to live to see us elect an Anti-American, Muslim-educated Socialist. My own sons will NOT sign up for the military under a Potus who doesn’t “have their back”!

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Thebeachisback November 12, 2012 at 5:58 pm

I am sickened by you!

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Sgt. Elias November 11, 2012 at 12:32 pm

A shame something like this doesn’t happen to real pricks like Hugh Leatherman — professional politician, never served his country, never been in harm’s way. Never seen the real body bags or the bits of body parts.

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BigT November 11, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Happened to Mark Sanford, Clinton…..and FITS (to a degree)….

Yet some still worship them….

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Rhah November 11, 2012 at 8:18 pm

Petraeus is a great man, a hero.

Sanford, Leatherman, McConnell, George W. Bush, Lyndon Johnson, Mitt Romney — these are the cowards who dodged the wars of their times so others had to serve.

Cowards all.

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Clowney November 11, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Cheney is another. Real tough talkin’ hawk he is.

Former Tea Bag Rep. Walsh really distinguished himself this past election…hope the douchebag had an enjoyable Veteran’s Day.

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xx chromosome November 11, 2012 at 10:22 pm

Petraeus is NO HERO. All the great things he’s done in the past have been negated by his “associations” with the slut.

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Thebeachisback November 12, 2012 at 5:58 pm

And to you! DSS, memba!

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Thebeachisback November 12, 2012 at 5:59 pm

Reply to BIG Trash Bag!!!!!!

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This just in. . . November 11, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Petraeus Started Affair Last Year to Cover Up Benghazi, Says Conspiracy Theorist

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — The scandal involving former C.I.A. director David Petraeus took a startling twist today, as a leading right-wing conspiracy theorist claimed that Gen. Petraeus initiated his affair with author Paula Broadwell last year to avoid testifying about Benghazi this week.

“Petraeus is a master of strategy, capable of playing several chess moves ahead,” said Harland Dorrinson, who has a website. “Clearly, he knew it would be handy to be embroiled in an extra-marital affair if the situation in Benghazi someday went south and he was forced to testify about it.”

By destroying his career, reputation, and possibly his personal life, Mr. Dorrinson said, “General Petraeus achieved exactly what he set out to do: skip testifying about Benghazi. All I can say is, mission accomplished, General. Pretty smooth.”

Even though “the reason Petraeus started his affair is obvious to anyone with a brain in his head,” Mr. Dorrinson says, he does not expect the mainstream media to investigate his theory any time soon: “The only person I’ve been able to get interested in this is Karl Rove.”

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Slammin'Sammy November 12, 2012 at 8:21 am

“If you’re not thinking about pussy, you’re not concentrating” – Sam Snead

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Manray9 November 12, 2012 at 8:23 am

The acting director of the CIA will testify before Congress, as is appropriate, but Gen. Petraeus can still be called before the committee. You don’t have to be a government employee or official to be summoned before a congressional committee. Petraeus will be called — wait and see!

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kc November 12, 2012 at 11:30 am

Sic, you are dumber than a bag of hair.

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Bill November 12, 2012 at 11:32 am

This Benghazi fixation of the right proves my point above. Fox, Rush and the right wing media are desperate to turn Benghazi into a scandal. Why, because unless they do they were wrong about everything. They even have Lindsay Graham, calling it an issue of national security.

Four Americans who were in the middle of a war zone and political revolution were killed. It was an intelligence and security failure, but its not a matter of national security.

Four non-US Citizens on expired visas and armed with box cutters flying a plan into the headquarters of your nation’s central military command in the middle of your nation’s capital. Now that is an intelligence and security failure of epic proportions and a monumental scandal. Yet not one Fox News analyst, not one Republican demanded an investigation of the President, not one referred to it as a scandal, not one said the deaths of those in the Pentagon on that day and in that airline were on the President’s head.

Why not? Because they are what they are partisan political hacks, desperate to be right about something over the last 4 years. Desperate to create a scandal out of tragedy for their own political reasons.

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Mistress Mentality November 12, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Now it’s reported that Paula B the recent Mistress, was harassing another one of the General’s possibly alleged women. What is it about these mistresses, some of them married to boot, that they have this manic proprietaryness about their married lovers? They think they are the only lock to their serial adulterer’s key! What is so lacking in them, that they turn so irrationally rabid, whether we are talking Arielle Hunter, Maria Belen Chapur, Camilla Parker Bowles… and now Paula Broadwell? How tragic for all concerned.

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The Artist formerly known as ? November 12, 2012 at 12:27 pm

They are simply birds of a feather. The megalomaniacal mentality, which is one component of the larger issue in this case, renders them incapable of rationality at times aside from the moral implications.

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Icky Dicky November 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Tragic my ass. Mrs. Betrayus gets half the retirement (and for a retired General, that’s not chump change), and she can go off and be fat. The General has to catch a little public shit for it, but the pussy may well have been worth it. The Broad? Well? (ha ha, what a name!) will move on to other younger men – he will worry about his hair and his teeth, but will find someone else to screw.

Or hey, he can move to SC and become our next controller!

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Pierre Manigault November 12, 2012 at 2:48 pm

He can move to Charleston and hang with me. I can put him onto a ration of quality pussy good for a lifetime — same as me. If he’s a good shot, I can take him hunting. The hell with his wife. Petreus is my kind of guy.

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Mark Sanford November 12, 2012 at 12:24 pm

If you are going to cheat on your spouse, DO NOT send sexually explicit emails to the slut you are banging.

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marty November 12, 2012 at 10:52 pm

touche`

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Booyah November 12, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Generals may know their craft but still be “stupid” regarding personal OPSEC.

NEVER have an embedded reporter. That’s vanity and soldiers are rarely sophisticated enough to exploit the reporter to their advantage.

Petraus remains subject to the UCMJ and other laws for his actions (depending on his military status at the TIME of the actions) even though he retired from the Army.

FITS need to stop commenting on military matters due to utter ignorance of the subjects. Find some other filler for slow news days. Other posters, at least Google before you spout off “barracks lawyer” myths.

The Right doesn’t “get” that desperate propaganda looks stupid. I must conclude the Right WANTS Obama in office, because their incompetence put him there.

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Elmer Gantry November 12, 2012 at 7:05 pm

It’s too bad a good guy like this got caught screwing around.

I much prefer to see elected officials exposed.

Better still, the religious hypocrites. Jerry Falwell, Ralph Reed, Jim Bakker, Kenneth Copeland, Joel Osteen, Jessee Jackson, Jimmy Swaggert, Robert Tilton, Herman Cain, Eddie Long, . . .

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Ten hup! November 12, 2012 at 7:58 pm

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DP should have wasted his career on this chick – Jill Kelley. Those boobs must be D cups, and she’s traipsing around at a cocktail party in a Victoria Secret neglige designed for “quickies.” Hell, you could fuck her in an elevator between ten floors.

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Granny McCall's Nephew November 12, 2012 at 9:43 pm

To Sum it All Up”

“Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.” — William Congreve, The Mourning Bride, 1697

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Yawsa November 12, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Geezareekum I’m glad I never stuck my Johnson into anybody but my wife after we got married. (Sure. . .) Now if I found out she’d done that with some other man, I would kill her by breaking her neck.

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Astonished November 13, 2012 at 9:30 am

Just read a detailed story on CNN about Petraeus, Allen and the two women. Pop up Ad at bottom of story read: what happens when a man takes testosterone supplements! PRICELESS!!!

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Booyah November 13, 2012 at 12:16 pm

Anyone who values pussy more than power deserves neither.

Also, anyone who practices such wretched OPSEC when communicating with their bitch needs a golf club to the nuts for being stupid.

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