“YOU’RE HIRED!” MOGUL SAYS TO TOP HAWKEYE STAFFER
|| By FITSNEWS || Billionaire real estate mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump is getting serious in early-voting Iowa – hiring one of the state’s top political talents to manage his 2016 political aspirations in the state.
According to nationally syndicated talk show host Steve Deace, Trump has hired Chuck Laudner – described by Deace as “the top conservative organizer” in the state.
“Laudner’s resume is impeccable, including Rick Santorum’s upset win in Iowa four years ago,” Deace reported. “Laudner is very selective about who he goes to work for, and not the mercenary type. So even though Trump is willing to pay top dollar, that alone wouldn’t be enough to get Laudner to say no to the other options he had on the table.”
Including Santorum, presumably …
“Translation: Trump is going to make a serious play for the presidency after all, because there’s no way Laudner would sign on to a dog-and-pony show,” Deace concluded.
Trump paid his second visit in as many months to early voting South Carolina last weekend … receiving a replica Revolutionary War musket from The Citadel Republican Society in Charleston, S.C. “The Donald” recently told Fox News his presidential interest was “much more than five” on a scale of one to ten. He has also said he intends to announce his decision no later than June of this year.
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As they say: “Everyone has a price.”
Looks like Laudner is as easily bought and paid for as FitsNews. Donald is super duper, totally serious this time. For real. Totally not using ANOTHER election cycle to shamelessly promote himself.
Glad to see Will doesn’t take the republican field for president seriously, either. These satire pieces are sort of funny, I guess?
Who takes Hillary seriously? She won’t hit 47% in 2016-unless Mexico is allowed to vote.
OK. Have fun voting for Trump.
Afternoon, Flip.
“Laudner’s resume is impeccable, including Rick Santorum….” HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!! Now, that is funny!
Not just funny. Absolutely hilarious!
Not as funny as Will’s résumé. Sanford, TRav. Just pissed myself….
i wonder if this is really a play for the VP nomination, just trying to show to the more traditional candidates that hes serious. i wouldnt mind a Walker(or Paul)/Trump ticket
Walker/Trump in 2016. Why not go full derp? Palin/Trump in 2016! That’s the ticket!
Why can’t the republican party put up someone who does not look like a complete moron for once?
He’s hardly a moron. He’s just a major asshole.
That’s what Palin suggested to Jerry Seinfeld, in the “question from the audience” segment of the SNL 40th Anniversary special.
Seinfeld spoke for all comedians, everywhere, when he responded: “You’re just teasing us, now, Sarah!”
More man-love for The Donald from Will. I’m guessing The Donald has an awesome collection of high dollar women’s shoes and is promising Will a key to the closet if he give his a little positive publicity.
A Trump candidacy would not be helpful to the GOP. Particularly if the Donald won a couple of no-where primaries. People would simply look at the GOP primary, and say, “Well the loonies are out on the lawn again” and not give serious consideration to real candidates like Bush, Rubio and Walker. Those real candidates (though Walker is just walking dead meat because he has no college degree) would be tarnished as part of the clown car. Hurray for Cruz.
If you work for Rick Santorum… and Donald trump… and say you’re selective about who you work with… someone needs to be honest with himself.