Miracle Win Boosts Gamecocks In Polls
On the verge of being bounced from the Top 25 for the first time in three seasons, the University of South Carolina football team’s miraculous...
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Mizzou Miracle
University of South Carolina quarterback Connor Shaw rallied his team from a 17-0 deficit on the road against the fifth-ranked team in America – and...
World Series Humor
Our founding editor’s fantasy baseball season ended nearly two months ago with his beloved FITS Fartknockers finishing one-spot out of the playoffs. And with college...
#ObamaFail Website: “Give Us A Month”
The Death Star is about to become fully operational, people … U.S. President Barack Obama’s socialized medicine website will be ready to inflict maximum damage...
New SC Poll Numbers Coming
Winthrop University will release new South Carolina poll numbers this coming week, the school’s political science department announced Friday. “With the recent 16-day partial federal...
Another Earthquake Hits Japan
A magnitude 7.3 earthquake has struck the Fukushima region of Japan, U.S. officials say. The quake is much smaller than the 9.0 monster that hit...
Richard Cash Blisters Lindsey Graham Over Obamacare “Time Out”
U.S. Senate candidate Richard Cash is criticizing incumbent Lindsey Graham for proposing a one-year “time out” for Barack Obama’s socialized medicine plan. Wait … doesn’t...
Doug Gansler: Dude, Just Admit It (Oh, You Can’t!)
Doug Gansler is Maryland’s attorney general. He wants to be his state’s governor. He’s a Democrat, although as we’ve pointed out ad nauseam lately there’s precious...
#SCHacked: New Coverage Against Identity Theft
Add another few million to the price of incompetence … South Carolina taxpayers are shelling out $8.5 million (at least) to CSIdentity Corp. to provide one...
Fifty Shades Gets Its Man
Why do we keep writing about the revolving door of male leads for the new Fifty Shades of Grey movie? Because it turns out lots...