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FOR YOUR CONFEDERATE CHRISTMAS LIST … You’ll probably be seeing some advertisements related to this in the coming weeks, but we’ve got some news that may cheer those of you disappointed by the S.C. General Assembly’s decision to take down the Confederate flag. What, specifically? Glad you asked.  We’ve stumbled upon…

FOR YOUR CONFEDERATE CHRISTMAS LIST …

You’ll probably be seeing some advertisements related to this in the coming weeks, but we’ve got some news that may cheer those of you disappointed by the S.C. General Assembly’s decision to take down the Confederate flag.

What, specifically?

Glad you asked.  We’ve stumbled upon five Confederate flags that we’re looking to unload.  These aren’t the typical flags you see offered at retail locations, though.

Four of these flags – rectangular “Naval Jack” versions of the rebel banner – flew from the dome of the S.C. State House prior to 2000 (and include certificates attesting to their authenticity).  The fifth flag flew from the grounds of the S.C. State House, and is the square battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia.

It also has a certificate attesting to its authenticity as well as the dates it was flown.

In addition to these flags, we’ve also come upon several thousand prints of the controversial banner flying from both the dome and the grounds of the State House (the latter prints being signed and numbered by the artist).

Interested?  Email HERE with the subject line “Flags” and we’ll get you set up with a full inventory and price list … and pics of the merchandise if you so desire (that’s what she said).

Hold up … didn’t this website support the removal of the Confederate flag from the State House grounds earlier this year?  Yes.  Yes, it did.

So why would we now hawk rebel merchandise?  Easy: Because the last time we checked “heritage” money was still green …

And because “rebels” still needed good Christmas gift ideas …

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26 comments

Bible Thumper October 14, 2015 at 11:18 am

Most prefer the more traditional Christmas gift. A slave under the Christmas tree is always appreciated.

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grandtangosuglydog October 14, 2015 at 11:28 am

Just in time for Christmas..imagine…one of those little toy towns although in this case they are tiny little mobile homes with tiny little bud cans all over the yard and engine blocks hanging from trees and a tiny little figure trying to have sex with sister or various farm animals.. You know..Ts house.

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The Buzzman October 14, 2015 at 11:39 am

Add more young’un’s, and you’ve got …

The “Duggar Digs” Lego Set, South Carolina Edition.

(“Preacher Huckabee” figure not included, but available as a separate item for the completist.)

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ALERT! October 14, 2015 at 12:48 pm

Damn Boz-you sure are an expert on that pedophile shit?

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flip October 14, 2015 at 1:36 pm

I support known pedophile and cheater Josh Duggar. LMAO!!!

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shifty henry October 14, 2015 at 11:58 am

— with the little sign on the gate:

The GrandTurnip
Bub Schumpert Road
Pelion, SC
—————————
I don’t need no number
or zip code cause
everone nows the GT!

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Rocky Verdad October 14, 2015 at 12:18 pm

Can you get those little model trailers with the beer cans at the Christmas Tree store, or do you need to order on-line?

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Bible Thumper October 14, 2015 at 12:28 pm

You can google it, but you won’t find any doublewides and you have to remove the wheels yourself.

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shifty henry October 14, 2015 at 2:49 pm

I think GT has a set made out real beer cans..!!

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Nölff October 14, 2015 at 11:41 am

Do you want a rebel flag lighter, rebel flag hacky sack, rf boogie board, shot glass, airbrush shirt… etc?

Go to any gift shop in Myrtle Beach. You’ll find just as much there as you would at that place in TR.

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stumpknocker October 14, 2015 at 11:42 am

and they all proudly display the “made in china” logo

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The Buzzman October 14, 2015 at 2:10 pm

China proudly endorses any and all causes, if they can turn a buck on it. But Jim Webb war memorabilia will cost you extra.

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Flip The Nipp October 14, 2015 at 2:20 pm

Chi-Coms rock the capitalist game like the rotten motherfuckers they are!

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Jackie Chiles October 14, 2015 at 12:51 pm

Might as well be selling the last Nazi flag to fly over the Reichstag you raycissssss.

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TroubleBaby October 14, 2015 at 1:05 pm

You got your own little tacky Myrtle Beach type shop going on here- good for you.

Maybe you need an official store on the site with FITSnews coffee mugs and shit.(I’m serious)

Maybe some FITSnews flip flops too, in a Confederate Flag motif.

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FITSNews Beer Coozies October 14, 2015 at 1:38 pm

“I put up with GrandTango’s comments and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”

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TroubleBaby October 14, 2015 at 2:01 pm

lol…very good, or one of those “I’m with stupid” shirts in a Confederate flag design.

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TroubleBaby October 14, 2015 at 2:02 pm

Btw, FITSnews beer coozies would sell like hotcakes, I have to admit my shame, I’d probably buy one.

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Circular File October 14, 2015 at 1:35 pm

Can I pay in confederate dollars?

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TANGOed Up In Blue October 14, 2015 at 2:16 pm

Satan is gone get all you yankee-ass commie queers on here for pissing all over our proud Suthin heretics. I mean heritage.

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Lone Ranger October 14, 2015 at 3:29 pm

Of course Will Folks for Christmas will gather with ANOTHER scumbag
RINO—I-Lie-To-Conservatives-Joe Wilson so they

Can reminisce about how Will lied about sleeping with Haley
and Joe lied to conservatives about not keeping Boehner in play

They’ll party hardy until Joe gets tipsy–boasts about how
he and ALL SC RINOs (except Duncan) were voting Boehner to the end

Then Joe will say…heck—I even gave Obama fast-track and gave
cons NO vote on the flag because I’m gutless Haley’s PC friend

But the joke will be on them when voters string ‘em BOTH up
on a limb and remind them that RINO shilling isn’t popular or keen

And the train that will hit them with the truth that will get
them will be that long Tea Train when we shove it up their nose in 2016 !!!

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The Buzzman October 14, 2015 at 9:15 pm

Where’s your proof that Will lied about sleeping with Nikki? Or that she didn’t do it with others, most notably Larry Marchant? If she didn’t, in the latter case, why on earth would she be named as “the other woman” in a divorce case? Doesn’t make good sense.

I’m told by several people who were in and around the State house scene in the days when Will and Nikki were allegedly “doing the dirty deed” with each other, that the relationship was “common knowledge.”

I don’t buy your way of spinning it all away with a flat denial.

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SenseLikeChaps October 14, 2015 at 5:16 pm

At least one of your government privatization efforts are panning out.

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Waverunning October 14, 2015 at 5:16 pm

When is this ass backward state going to dump that idiot Joe Wilson. i tire of that worthless bore and that shady backstabbing fugly shitstirrer Butch Wallace character who controls him. Why oh why don’t you Lex biz people who say Joe has to go not put your cash behind a candidate with functioning brain cells? Joe is a Joke.

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Limbaughsaphatkhunt October 15, 2015 at 12:04 am

Awesome…I need some new scraps to use for toilet paper after I eat Chipoltle

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