National Politics - 2016

Taylor Brown: GOP Debate Expectations

PRE-GAMING THE FIRST REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE … || By TAYLOR BROWN || Of all of the great things in this world that I love—my dog, Rush’s, Côtes-du-Rhônes wine, Christmas, mustard-based BBQ—the Presidential election cycle is at the top of my list. The Fox News presidential debate tonight promises to be…

PRE-GAMING THE FIRST REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE …

taylor|| By TAYLOR BROWN || Of all of the great things in this world that I love—my dog, Rush’s, Côtes-du-Rhônes wine, Christmas, mustard-based BBQ—the Presidential election cycle is at the top of my list. The Fox News presidential debate tonight promises to be spectacular TV.

As I wrote before, Donald Trump “has a knack at saying exactly what the other politicians want to say, but are too scared to actually say it. Mr. Trump has a unique ability to tap into this. Everything you shouldn’t say as a candidate, he says. Donald Trump is like if Joe Biden had more brain cells, money, and work experience.” I think Mr. Trump will be a show stealer like he always is. I can’t wait to hear what he says, and whose phone numbers he releases tonight. Mr. Trump has continued to hold my attention, and tonight will be no different.

I am also excited to see Scott Walker continue to separate himself and prove that he is the candidate that everyone can get excited about. I have loved Scott Walker for a while now. I love his pro-life stance, and all that he has done for Wisconsin. I think he would make a spectacular President.

Call me a RINO, call me crazy, but I also like Jeb Bush. I think the Bush family is the epitome of class. Mr. Bush has rallied behind ending common core, and both myself AND Mr. Will Folks support his efforts. I hope Jeb! can bring his A-game tonight, and show himself to be a statesman like his brother and his father.

Ted Cruz will be interesting to watch. I haven’t exactly been his #1 fan, but his father has been a tremendous help to his son’s campaign. Marco Rubio, too, holds some interest to me. Both Cruz and Rubio are very Conservative candidates, and of course I would support them if they get the nomination, yet, I just haven’t been able to get “pumped up” about either. Maybe tonight will change that.

Mike Huckabee, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, and John Kasich … Meh. I think Rick Santorum deserves to be on the stage more than any of these men.

And regarding the final candidate selected to appear on the primetime debate tonight: Mr. Rand Paul, I do not care to waste my time or energy writing more than a sentence about. I despise this man, I deplore his politics.

After tonight, I may finally say who I’m supporting, but as sure as I am that the Pope is Catholic, tonight is going to be a shit-show of massive proportions. You can catch me at the Wholly Smokin’ debate party in Florence enjoying (and live-tweeting @TaylahhKane) every single second of it.

Taylor Brown is a 20-something Wofford College graduate who somehow got sucked into politics at an early age.  She is easily won over with Rush’s fast food, wine, and spirited political arguments.

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34 comments

Rocky Verdad August 6, 2015 at 4:17 pm

Le tits now Alex, for $400.

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Good One August 6, 2015 at 10:53 pm

Ha!

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Never Again Bush August 6, 2015 at 4:37 pm

Oh, goddamnit! Why did I read this shit?? “…the epitome of class”? Fucking Jesus…

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Samuel August 6, 2015 at 4:42 pm

I enjoyed the scribe, however, Jeb has been good in education but he is very pro-common core. He is proudly pro-common core.

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jimlewisowb August 6, 2015 at 5:06 pm

No Bourbon, No Dos Equis Ambar on the love list

Oh, OK you are not of age

Well, when you get there an ice cold beer or two or three can make the world all the better and if the beer doesn’t take the edge off try Bourbon

Any Bourbon will give you that little extra push

If things are not going fast enough for you, have the bartender pull you a cold draft in an iced mug, fill a shot glass with Bourbon, drop the shot glass into the beer mug, wait a few seconds then drain both

Good drinking, no driving

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sparklecity August 6, 2015 at 6:00 pm

it’s Dos Equis AMBER!!!!
Please do not sully the proper nomenclature of one of the finest non craft beers in the world…………….
And that bit about beer and a shot of Bourbon….. It’s called a BOILERMAKER… The drink has only been around like forever……………..
I do believe Ms. Brown is over 21 BTW……

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jimlewisowb August 6, 2015 at 7:45 pm

Normally I am in a better mood however, go fuck yourself. If you don’t what to do yourself then go find your sister or brother

It is Ambar, check the goddamn fucking website asshole
http://www.dosequis.com/the-beer

Better still go buy a bottle and read the fucking label on the front, AMBAR

As for the “BOILERMAKER” fuck off. Only mother fucking carpetbaggers call it such

In the coastal lowcountry the drink is ordered as a draft and a shot of bourbon, then the individual either drinks one then the other or he depth charges the bourbon then drinks both

“….Taylor Brown is a 20-something….” reads the bio. Now that can read 20 years + 1 month or 29 years +11 months and 29 days

I decided to make her under 21 and no one gives a good goddamn rat’s ass as to what the fuck you believe

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shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 8:02 pm

“DOS EQUIS AMBAR
A robust, classic Vienna-style lager with a full body… An amber-colored refreshment that’s adventurous… . A hot-blooded redhead that’s best enjoyed ice-cold,”
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What a bartender! When I asked him for something tall, cold and full of gin, he sent his wife over!

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sparklecity August 7, 2015 at 10:52 am

Who gives a shit how you do it in the low country…………..

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jimlewisowb August 7, 2015 at 11:48 am

A-M-B-A-R

sparklecity August 7, 2015 at 10:55 am

if it weren’t for “carpetbaggers” buying up all your property the low country would be in a race with Hati……………

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9" August 6, 2015 at 5:15 pm

You’re young and naive,and can be forgiven for not realizing that Trump, Joe Biden…
Have you heard about Google?

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Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 5:26 pm

You left out the Rush’s food fantasy.

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E Norma Scok August 6, 2015 at 5:45 pm

When politics becomes football who don’t like football, we have a problem.

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RogueElephant August 6, 2015 at 7:46 pm

Let’s use Graham as the football, Pretty please, I’ll even kick the field goal. LOL

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shifty henry August 7, 2015 at 12:20 am

Cousin Judge in Alabama says that Graham is out and will withdraw within a week.

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sparklecity August 6, 2015 at 5:51 pm

Ms. Brown:
May I remind you that a few months ago you gushed almost obscenely about Rick Santorum. Now you say that Scott Walker is your guy. You do know that the economy in Wisconsin is in the tank and the state is in a mess don’t you?
You are one fickle girl…………………….
If you do have a steady boyfriend I’d be worried if I was him……………….

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sparklecity August 6, 2015 at 5:53 pm

A party in Florence??? Wow, let me catch my breath…………………..How in the hell did I miss that??????
I can hardly contain myself from the excitement!!!!!!!!
It must be denture convention day in Florence!!!!!!!

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Tazmaniac August 6, 2015 at 5:56 pm

Dearest Taylor,

1.”I love my dog” I love my dog also, thumbs up 10+
2. “Scott Walker” 2 for 2 you go Taylor girl.
3. “Call me a RINO, call me crazy, but I also like Jeb Bush.” Crazy RINO, there I said it.
4.” Meh. I think Rick Santorum deserves……” Anything other than a minister’s collar is too much.
5. “as sure as I am that the Pope is Catholic” Are you really sure? Can the Catholic Church and Marxist theory (Liberation Theology) co-exist?

Be interesting to hear your views later.

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Theocracy sucks & your wrong August 6, 2015 at 6:15 pm

“I think Rick Santorum deserves to be on the stage more than any of these men.”

Rick Santorum is the absolute worst. He deserves to be on stage the least.

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RogueElephant August 6, 2015 at 7:54 pm

Santorum represents the Taliban wing of the GOP.

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southmauldin August 6, 2015 at 6:45 pm

This is the best you can do for writers, Will? Some airhead that never had a real job blathering about candidates while expressing her loves for shitty fast food, wine and even shittier barbecue? Give us all a fucking break. I would prefer an unattractive writer with decent writing skills over a good looking girl with nothing to add to the mix.
And wasn’t she over the moon with Santorum the last couple of articles? The only thing worse than a bandwagon football fan is a bandwagon political fan.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein August 6, 2015 at 7:46 pm

I would prefer an unattractive writer with decent writing skills over a good looking girl with nothing to add to the mix.

Ye cats, Chief!
Where are your priorities?

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TontoBubbaGoldstein August 6, 2015 at 7:44 pm

TBG is hoping that Trump and Christie get into it and go full Nyawk/Joizey on each other, complete with a copious amount of F-bombs.

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RogueElephant August 6, 2015 at 7:58 pm

The thought of Christie having a melt down . Several bags of oil sorb or cat litter would be needed. LOL

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shifty henry August 7, 2015 at 12:18 am

just too good!

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erneba August 6, 2015 at 8:11 pm

Trump and Christie, I think Trump would take it, unless Christie pulls a move and sits on him.

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erneba August 6, 2015 at 8:06 pm

I watched the first debate at five, I agree with most folks, Carly Fiorina won the early debate and will move into the top ten.
Quite frankly, tonight, I am hoping for a show more than to be politically informed. But, at some point in the future Trump will have to deal more astutely with political matters than he is doing now.
Good article, I agree with most of it. On with the show.

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Tazmaniac August 6, 2015 at 8:51 pm

I tell you people can try putting the HP anchor around her neck all they want but that woman is a fighter and an intelligent one at that. Her ability to remember, say, and make the discussion points is second to none.

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erneba August 6, 2015 at 9:03 pm

That’s the only perceived negative that the left can come up with. Actually, the turmoil that she went through at HP was a much bigger problem than her personality. It is a much bigger story, and after the turmoil, reorganization, HP was a better company. Yes, she was fired, but I consider it a mistake. I was employed by HP in the seventies and eighties, not there during her tenure, but followed it as closely as I could.

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Tazmaniac August 6, 2015 at 8:58 pm

If she ever gets a chance to go toe to toe against Hillary or any Democrat for that matter she will butcher them right where they stand. I’ll bet she had many men in the boardroom pissing themselves.

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erneba August 6, 2015 at 9:05 pm

Yes, she will, she is smarter and more articulate than HRC.

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TaylorTitsnotbrains August 7, 2015 at 1:19 am

I just can’t understand how you have a job writing your worthless opinions.

You’re a warmonger of the most ignorant kind.

Talentless little blowhard dilettante. I suffer you.

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Point of Order August 7, 2015 at 8:01 am

Unless she gets paid, it’s not a “job”, just a hobby.

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