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(Cheating) Mother’s Day

A NEW NATIONAL HOLIDAY? || By FITSNEWS || The website AshleyMadison.com – which bills itself as a haven for adulterers – will receive a 500 percent spike in new female members this week. How come?  Easy: It’s the day after Mother’s Day, and men who fail to demonstrate the proper appreciation…

A NEW NATIONAL HOLIDAY?

|| By FITSNEWS || The website AshleyMadison.com – which bills itself as a haven for adulterers – will receive a 500 percent spike in new female members this week.

How come?  Easy: It’s the day after Mother’s Day, and men who fail to demonstrate the proper appreciation for their wife’s maternal efforts are apparently paying the price.

Call it the free market at work, people … as AshleyMadison.com saw a 442 percent increase in new female members in the aftermath of last year’s holiday.

The New York Post ran an item from one such woman, a 42-year-old New Jersey executive who noted her man “hadn’t even thought to buy me flowers, let alone jewelry” in appreciation of her efforts on behalf of him and their two children.

According to the woman, her 48-year-old husband was “always tired and unmotivated.”

“We have sex about once a week, though it’s hardly passionate,” she wrote.  “I never orgasm and just go through the motions.”

Whoa.

So what’s a girl to do?  Cheat, apparently …

“The day after Mother’s Day, I set up a profile on the cheaters’ website Ashley Madison,” the woman wrote.  “I’d had a bit to drink and was feeling flirtatious, so I wrote how I was a voluptuous brunette looking to have an affair.”

And she did … several affairs, actually.

The woman’s takeaway from the experience?

“Mothers need to pamper themselves and have fun elsewhere if they don’t feel appreciated at home,” she wrote.

Ouch …

Guys: We get that you’re tired.  We get that times are tight and work (as well as disposable income for flowers and jewelry) is hard to come by.  But clearly a little appreciation (in and out of the bedroom) is in order.

You never know how steep the price of neglect could wind up being …

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48 comments

GrandTango May 11, 2015 at 3:01 pm

Leave to a liberal to pervert a day meant to be a beautiful and wonderful tribute to women who actually do the heavy lifting to BUILD this country…

Without honorable, hardworking mothers to help raise GOOD, solid citizens…the gravy train riders like FITS – and the rest of the Democrat voters – would have no one to pull the wagon…

Yet FITS – in his sick and indignant mind – insists on sullying the DECENT women of America, in deference to the skanks, sluts and liberal man-haters, who are too F*#king dysfunctional, immature, and irresponsible to live like an adult…

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Jonny Logic May 11, 2015 at 3:35 pm

Your mom and I really enjoy the site, however.

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sparklecity May 11, 2015 at 3:38 pm

Listen ass-wipe:
I’ve shagged more than my share of DECENT women – even the worst DECENT woman was damn good!!!!!
And I was grateful as hell for every encounter and did my best to express my respect for the experience.
Always treat a woman with respect and dignity – before and after.

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shifty henry May 11, 2015 at 3:45 pm

You know the secret —- treat them so that they would like to invite you for a return visit, whether you get it or not.

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sparklecity May 11, 2015 at 4:01 pm

There you go!!!!!!!
(Don’t spread that around though…………)

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No Cheating! May 11, 2015 at 8:06 pm

Poor GrandTango, can’t find one person with low enough standards to take him, let alone a second to have the affair with.

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GrandTango May 11, 2015 at 8:18 pm

Another FITS -Perv Squeals like a pig…LMAO…

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GRAND TANGO SUCKS ASS May 11, 2015 at 10:21 pm

Were you really just laughing your ass off?

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shifty henry May 11, 2015 at 3:11 pm

After hearing a couple’s complaints that their intimate life wasn’t what it used
to be, the sex counselor suggested they vary their positions. “For example,” he suggested, “you might try the wheelbarrow. Lift her by the legs, penetrate and off you go.”

The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home. “Well, OK,” the hesitant wife agreed, “but on two conditions. First, if it hurts, you have to stop right away. And second, “she insisted, “you have to promise we won’t go past my mother’s house.”

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MashPotato May 12, 2015 at 3:15 am

A tired couple are discussing their plans for the evening. The husband says, “Would you like to try switching positions?” The wife says, “Sure. You go in the kitchen and cook, I’ll sit on the couch and fart.”

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shifty henry May 12, 2015 at 7:20 am

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream. He asked his
wife if she wants some.

“How hard is it?” she asked.

“About as hard as my dick,” he replies.

To which his wife replied, “OK, then. Pour me some.”

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Mike at the Beach May 12, 2015 at 7:34 pm

Winner!

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Price Tag May 11, 2015 at 3:15 pm

Are there women who seriously expect jewelry every damn mother’s day? Wow, she gave him two children, if that warrants an expectation of jewelry then that Duggar lady better have enough bling to put Mr. T to shame.

Entitlement mentality out the wazoo.

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Rocky May 11, 2015 at 3:54 pm

I can only tell you what he should be expecting for Father’s Day, and it’s free. And doesn’t require her to have an orgasm.

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March 14th May 11, 2015 at 4:29 pm

The goods for this holiday work equally well for March 14th, no high dollar shiny stuff required.

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shifty henry May 11, 2015 at 3:16 pm

Today we have been provided with TWO shots of cleavages — Will may be giving us a Monday Morning Boost. (just can’t wait for whatever’s coming next)

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Rocky May 11, 2015 at 3:53 pm

I bet that picture above ain’t “lil’ Miss Understanding up in NJ!!” I really wish they’d publish her name, I’d hate to answer an ad from her.

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shifty henry May 11, 2015 at 4:54 pm

ha! ha! ha!…..whew!

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MILF May 11, 2015 at 3:28 pm

That’s one mother I’d like to fuck!

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sparklecity May 11, 2015 at 3:31 pm

From what i remember, it was the children’s job to honor their mother on Mother’s Day, how did it get turned around to be the husband’s obligation to honor his wife on Mother’s Day??? Ain’t that what anniversary dates are for?????
That being sdaid, as a 62 year old virile male, I never thought I’d consider a 42 year old female a “sweet young thing” but that’s how I see it today!!!!! I have such a crush for Mika Brezinski!!!!
Only thing though, a lot of those 40’ish “sweet young things” are “cougars” and pass up an old dog like myself!!!!!
But I’m still in the hunt and don’t stay on the pourch yet!!!!!
Gonna visit AshleyMadison.com right now & see what i can find!!!!!
Thanks for the tip FITS!!!!!

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shifty henry May 11, 2015 at 3:50 pm

Shifty’s Maxim to Women (an excellent icebreaker): ” What you told Masters & Johnson you should have told me.”

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Rocky May 11, 2015 at 3:52 pm

You miss the most important point. It’s the hubby’s job to provide “jewelry” for Mommy – apparently in this woman’s world. Hey, wasn’t Carlie Fioroni a female executive in New Jersey once? Yeah, I think she lucently was.

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Buz Martin May 11, 2015 at 5:39 pm

Mika got a little too ropey and hard looking there for a while, after she started hitting the gym too much. Stopped wearing her hooker boots, too. She was the only thing about Morning Joe worth watching. So when she lost that luster, I stopped watching it entirely. (Still kinda pissed about Imus, after all.)

Checked it out recently though. She’s looking hot again. She’s a babe, for sure.

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sparklecity May 12, 2015 at 9:17 am

Yep,
It’s hard to beat a combination of looks,class and brains all rolled into one plantinum pageboy coiffured leggy package.(even if she really ain’t all that tall!!!)
Not that I notice those things mind you………………………………
Concerning Imus:
I actually think his show is the best of the morning shows on DirecTV and his wife IS smoking hot to be 50+
What pissed you off about Imus? He comes across as a crotchity old bastard but he has his moments and his staff and others on the show make the show worth watching (most of the time anyway).
I switch between shows while having my morning coffee and listen to them on the way to work via satellite radio.

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sparklecity May 12, 2015 at 9:25 am

“listen to them on satellite radio” = when I’m not riding my “motorsikle” that is………..

And lately it has been primo weather in the upstate for riding “motorsikles”!!!!!

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Buz Martin May 12, 2015 at 11:15 am

I’m not pissed AT Imus, I’m pissed at what the assholes at that network did to him, at the behest of Hillary Clinton and Al Sharpton. He had already apologized for the ill-advised “nappy-headed-hoes” comment, and even gone on Sharpton’s radio show to do it. They just couldn’t let it be a “teachable moment.”

Oh no. That’s because Hillary (who he’s always aptly dubbed “Satan”) was still pissed as hell about his comments when he was hosting one of those big deal banquets, referring to his affairs when the First Couple was sitting just yards away from him.. Well, along with being called “Satan”, most likely. Not content to let him make restitution so way and seek to redeem himself (for daring to be a shock jock, which is what they’d hired him for) they did all they could to destroy his career — a move that, thankfully, failed.

Now, I’m sure there was more to the story. That one highly attractive news anchor (can’t think of her name) hated him, and the feeling was mutual. So one day he calls her “fat-ass.” She joined in on the pogram against him, and rallied much support.

Sure, he often took things way too far. But in general, the show was brilliant and hilarious, with great musical guests. I followed it to RFD and to FNC, and now can get it here on the radio.

Yeah, I’m an Imus fan. And Deidra is one fine woman, all the way.

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sparklecity May 12, 2015 at 3:07 pm

Got ya & understood
Never listened to him when he was in his prime but as posted I think his show is the best morning show on DirecTV. Always has good musical guests, book interviews and such.
I used to like Morning Joe more than now but Mika is definately worth looking at and from time to time they have some good spots. Joe talks over everybody a lot of the times but that’s just him.
Speaking of DJ’s – did you ever listen to “Murphy in the Morning” when he was in Charlotte back in the late 70’s – mid 80’s?
“Murph” had absolutely the best morning radio in the Carolinas – TOPS!!!

TCB May 11, 2015 at 3:35 pm

I take care of business with the wife, & that’s that.

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Hooray May 11, 2015 at 5:00 pm

You are the man, a true adult, integrity, honor, and character +++++++++++++++++++++++

There is no substitute.
Priceless.
Hope your woman reciprocates… she would be a fool not to…..

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TCB May 11, 2015 at 6:48 pm

Thank you for the kind words.

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Bible Thumper May 11, 2015 at 3:46 pm

While I can appreciate the advice to husbands, I’m always suspicious of these type of articles. Mainstream media is always trying to undermine traditional values. Never a negative story about a two mommy family. Publicity for a previously unknown website and suspiciously round numbers – “a 500 percent spike”. I doubt there is any factual data to back this article, though I’m sure many mothers are neglected on Mother’s day.

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Rocky May 11, 2015 at 4:04 pm

All I know is a little pickle tickle goes a long way.

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Buz Martin May 11, 2015 at 5:12 pm

You mean it’s not traditional for women to fuck out on their husbands out of spite?

Who the hell knew?

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shifty henry May 12, 2015 at 8:35 am

Shifty is a very understanding fellow and has consoled more than a few of those wives. I’d like to believe that their marriages were better afterwards.

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Rocky May 11, 2015 at 3:50 pm

“Bastard. No jewelry – I’m going for an affair. Bastard, no new Lexus SUV, I’m going for an affair. Bastard, no French restaurant on Friday – I’m having an affair.” Yeah, maybe in the background here hearing “Bitch. What’s my USERID and password for this site.” Word to the wise, if you’re 48 and you find yourself (STILL) married to a woman from New Jersey – MOVE!!!!! As fast as you can!!!!! Without her!!!!!

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Chill May 11, 2015 at 4:30 pm

I’m at a loss as to who cheated on who first, in your prior relationship? You both seemingly had/have an entitlement mentality.

The people on Ashley Madison are entitled cheaters, male or female. The females can claim the title of Mother only by the most narrow of definitions: egg donor.

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Rocky May 11, 2015 at 5:31 pm

WHo said anybody cheated. I’m just sayin’ – if her idea is she’s entitled to jewelry on Mother’s day, what’s she entitled on her birthday. Or 4th of July, or Labor Day, or Easter.

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Sweetea May 11, 2015 at 4:10 pm Reply
Torch May 11, 2015 at 4:10 pm

Is that why Nikki wore her hooker boots in her Mother’s day picture and at the Volvo announcement no bling from the hubby?

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My Senator Vinny May 11, 2015 at 7:27 pm

Show the Whore the door!

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Buddy Miles May 11, 2015 at 11:48 pm

What’s a leading cause of homicide? Domestic disturbances. What’s a root cause of domestic violence? Infidelity
Intellectual elitist such as Fits helping promote AshleyMadison. (“Consenting adults” can be defined as dumb asses). Just amazing.

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Buz Martin May 12, 2015 at 7:51 am

You needs an “s” on the end of “elitist.” Usually the case when a word is plural.
I’m not really the grammar nazi. Not full-time, anyway. Nor am I pissed at you. It’s a reprehensible damned site, in my opinion. That’s just a pet peeve.

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Go SC May 12, 2015 at 1:19 am

Mark Sanford already taught us this about mothers day being the ideal time to cheat. You forgot to add in how in the “buckle of the bible belt” getting caught doing it – very publicly – will infinitely enhance your chances of being relected back to Congress.

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Buz Martin May 12, 2015 at 7:47 am

You can do any damned thing in SC and get elected again. Just credit Jesus with changing your life and changing your heart. Instant record-purger. Almost never fails.

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good point May 12, 2015 at 8:48 am

Buz, I thinks its insane of SC voters to be duped so easily and we’re never gonna change. But then again, like Sanfraud always says, I do “believe in a God of second chances so…” Of course Ravanel was just too stupid to say this, he could have won the GOP nomination in $pades…

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MILFs May 12, 2015 at 9:36 am

The “Bang Bus” people should send several buses out the week after Mother’s Day and Valentines Day, they could likely score some good stuff.

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From a Republican May 12, 2015 at 5:56 pm

I had to scroll all the way to the bottom of the comments to see the post from Tango blaming it on liberals. I wasn’t sure if it were him or not as he didn’t also blame Obama himself, and he didn’t throw in any ^%TE@#’s , but the name was there as well as some ALL CAPS words, so I knew it was him. And no dummy I am not a Democrat before you reply, just a person tired of you bitching all the time making the rest of us look bad.

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