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D.J. Swearinger’s Dog Bit Jadeveon Clowney

TEXANS’ DEFENSIVE BACKS SAYS THE TWO WERE “JUST PLAYING”  || By FITSNEWS || Houston Texans’ defensive end Jadeveon Clowney was transported to an emergency room in Pearland, Texas earlier this month after he was bitten on the right arm by teammate D.J. Swearinger‘s pit bull (above). News of the bizarre…

TEXANS’ DEFENSIVE BACKS SAYS THE TWO WERE “JUST PLAYING” 

|| By FITSNEWS || Houston Texans’ defensive end Jadeveon Clowney was transported to an emergency room in Pearland, Texas earlier this month after he was bitten on the right arm by teammate D.J. Swearinger‘s pit bull (above).

News of the bizarre injury first broke on CBS Houston – and was soon confirmed by Swearinger, a Texans’ defensive back who was also Clowney’s teammate at the University of South Carolina.

“My dog and (C)lowney were just playing and it wasnt a serious bite,” Swearinger (a.k.a. “Jungleboi Swagg”) tweeted.  “They were only playing … cool out on all that.”

Clowney, the No. 1 pick in the 2014 draft, is still recovering after undergoing a risky microfracture surgery on his right knee in December.  Previously, Clowney suffered a meniscus tear in the knee after landing awkwardly during his NFL debut on September 7.  He returned to action seven weeks later, but struggled to recapture his trademark explosiveness off the line and was experiencing swelling in his knee after exertion.

Basically, his rookie season was a bust …

Last month, the Texans said Clowney was progressing well following his microfracture surgery – which raised eyebrows given the arduous recovery and risk it entails.  Microfracture procedures reportedly have a success rate of 75-80 percent – although there are numerous professional athletes who have seen the procedure effectively end their careers.  Many others have come back from the surgery at far less than their original capabilities.

We’re obviously hoping Clowney is able to come back at full speed … even if that means he’ll be terrorizing our founding editor’s new “man-crush,” Indianapolis Colts’ quarterback Andrew Luck.

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33 comments

lulz March 11, 2015 at 11:23 am

How funny is it that Swearinger refers to himself as “Jungleboi”?

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Malcolm Little March 11, 2015 at 12:11 pm

Racist!

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lulz March 11, 2015 at 12:25 pm

You’re not doing it right, it’s “Racissssss!”

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Malcolm Little March 11, 2015 at 12:30 pm

You are a racist for insisting that a Black Man can’t speak proper English!

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Squishy123 March 11, 2015 at 12:50 pm

They can if they live in England, not so much if they come from The South or Compton.

lulz March 11, 2015 at 2:20 pm

I’m not “insisting”, I’m suggesting.

I wouldn’t want to be called unreasonable.

GrandTango March 11, 2015 at 11:29 am

‘Dog bites man’ is a “BIZARRE” story…

Just when you think FITS has reach his capacity of ignorance and Dumb-@$$#ry…he amazes once again…LMAO…

PS: I’m sure the USC-J School is REAL proud of its product…LMAO…

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Sarah Failin March 11, 2015 at 11:36 am

Obviously the dog was a liberal, anti-Christian, with connections to Hitler, Obama, and the Black Panthers.

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Snoop Lion March 11, 2015 at 12:27 pm

…you forgot that the dog also likes to do other male dogs “doggy style”.

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mamatiger92 March 11, 2015 at 11:40 am

**says the failed blogger to the wildly successful blogger**

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GrandTango March 11, 2015 at 1:27 pm

FITS is wildly successful???…why does he have the peep show ads..???…

I NEVER had to stoop to that…LMAO…Dumb@$$…

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E Norma Scok March 11, 2015 at 2:23 pm

Maybe you should have. Your free blog died out after what..an “overwhelmingly popular” 2 months?

You should take the unvisited pages of your hackneyed tripe to mean “NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR HORRIBLE GRAMMAR, MISSPELLINGS AND EVEN WORSE OPINIONS”.

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GrandTango March 11, 2015 at 3:03 pm

Ignorant and failed broken record much?

Saluda Rapids March 11, 2015 at 4:38 pm

When was your blog dubbed the most influential in the state, as this one was and is? Standing there stupid with your mouth open but nothing coming out of it much?

GrandTango March 11, 2015 at 4:58 pm

Considering FITS dubbed it that..and only ignorant F*#ks like you are influenced by it…I see why you have his D!*k in your mouth….LMAO…

Squishy123 March 11, 2015 at 4:02 pm

And your flash in the pan blog died a quick death.

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Saluda Rapids March 11, 2015 at 4:31 pm

Would have been better than zero ads.

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GrandTango March 11, 2015 at 5:05 pm

Anyone can sign up for those, Dumb@$$. That was not my goal.

FITS gets plugged BIGTIME by Sanford, Gary Johnson, RonPaul, Ravenel and Tom Ervin. He’s bought and paid for by the status quo left…

They all hate Haley, and they desire control. And they know fools like you will believe what they say. FITS also gets a per-item payoff to publish hit pieces, like those he did in the sheriff’s race…

No real media would touch that stuff.

FITS, more or less, has sold his soul to get his hit count. But even w/ that, I certainly outpaced him by far, comparing time up and the number of people who followed me. I just have more lucrative projects going on.

Your problem is that you hate me to such a degree, and you are the kind of person who puts emotion before all reason and logic, you represent yourself like an idiot….

You are not only obsessed to the point you embarrass yourself…you are delusional and immune to reality…A lot of liberals are like that…

E Norma Scok March 12, 2015 at 3:26 pm

You lie so much you’ve begun to believe it, haven’t you?

“FITS, more or less, has sold his soul to get his hit count. But even w/ that, I certainly outpaced him by far, comparing time up and the number of people who followed me.”

It’s too bad no hit counters on teh internets could even find your little opinion site. And you STILL spend more time here than you do on you own crap.

I’m still not convinced you aren’t a Fits parody character.

“I just have more lucrative projects going on.”

Jacking off in your moms basement is lucrative? Well…I guess comparative to what your “blog” was…

Try To Keep Up March 11, 2015 at 4:55 pm

Squeal pig, squeal….LMAO

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Bucketus Maximus March 11, 2015 at 11:52 am

I actually agree with Tango.

I’m scared…

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GrandTango March 11, 2015 at 1:20 pm

That one is a SOFTBALL…but as long as FITS bashes the GOP, perpetually, most of his dolts will never see him for what he is…

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Bible Thumper March 11, 2015 at 4:54 pm

From what we know about Clowney and Swearinger, man biting dog would not be BIZARRE either.

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Jurisdoc March 11, 2015 at 12:12 pm

Somebody better vaccinate that dog before he catches the lazy.

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Squishy123 March 11, 2015 at 12:49 pm

Well this gives him yet another excuse to stand on the sidelines.

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E Norma Scok March 11, 2015 at 1:27 pm

After placing a band aid on the bite mark, Clowney’s rep said Clowney will be unavailable to practice or play for the next 3-4 seasons.

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Never lost to Clemson March 11, 2015 at 4:36 pm

Think Taj is still scared of him? Good thing JD won’t be available for the 1 pre-season game Taj might play. Hate to tag another loss on that young man. It devastated your brain dead fan base…imagine would it did to him.

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Squishy123 March 11, 2015 at 6:39 pm

Ha!!! Clowney is just sitting back counting his guaranteed money, he doesn’t give a fuck about ever playing. He’s just going through the motions.

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E Norma Scok March 12, 2015 at 3:20 pm

Wow..still butthurt?

If it makes you feel any better, it’s likely Clowney will never be on another team that loses.

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shifty henry March 11, 2015 at 1:38 pm

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

“You talk” he asks.

“Yep,” the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says “So,
what’s your story?”

The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at
all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies
and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.”

“I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the
jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.

“Ten dollars,” the guy says.

“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”

“Because he’s a damn liar. He never did any of that shit.”

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Easy come easy go March 11, 2015 at 2:17 pm

I wrote him off when he slacked off his last year with the Gamecocks. Sure, he did some great things when he applied himself but he chose to call his own shots a little too early for my taste. His days in the pros will be short-lived because he now has the money and he never had the drive.

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Scrappy March 11, 2015 at 2:34 pm

I’m Not a Gamecock fan but I know that those of you who are are incredibly proud to be a Gamecock.

I would give $ 10.00 to know this dog’s name. JungleBois pittbull (insert name here) bit Doo Doo.

You just can’t make this shit up!

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Toyota Kawaski March 12, 2015 at 8:36 am

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh That Dog will bite you

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