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BEHOLD! CHIP LIMEHOUSE AT PLAY …  So Lowcountry businessman and independent U.S. Senate candidate Thomas Ravenel loves to play polo … as anyone who watched the first season of Bravo TV’s Southern Charm reality show can attest. The 52-year-old is fit as a fiddle, too – a former college wrestler…

BEHOLD! CHIP LIMEHOUSE AT PLAY … 

So Lowcountry businessman and independent U.S. Senate candidate Thomas Ravenel loves to play polo … as anyone who watched the first season of Bravo TV’s Southern Charm reality show can attest.

The 52-year-old is fit as a fiddle, too – a former college wrestler who works out regularly.   He looks good up on a horse, in other words.  Also Ravenel made his own  money – he didn’t inherit it from his family.  And he hasn’t been chronically abusing positions of public trust in order to advance himself financially.

S.C. Rep. Chip Limehouse?  He’s the exact opposite of Ravenel – in so many different ways (which is probably he had to rely on last-minute lies about his opponent to hang on to his seat in the S.C. House of Representatives).

“Slimehouse” is a corrupt crony capitalist of the worst sort … constantly using his office to enrich himself (and to cover up corruption).  Hell, the guy’s own father – old school “Republican” Buck Limehouse – has even been known to make fun of what a total waste he is …

Oh, and if you ask us he looks like he’s about to break the back of the horses he rides …

We’ll be eager to see how the election lawsuit against Limehouse progresses … but if we were an attorney with the Lowcountry chapter of the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) we’d be filing a lawsuit right now  on behalf of that poor horse.

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50 comments

Original Good Old Boy August 21, 2014 at 11:25 am

Shouldn’t he be riding a Clydsedale or something?

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CNSYD August 21, 2014 at 11:28 am

“Ravenel made his own money – he didn’t inherit it from his family” Sic Willie, I already told you that you already won the Goebbels prize. You don’t need any more help. Perhaps this whole article is just a continuation of your bromance with T Rav. I guess you REALLY believe that the Ravenels of Charleston are poor. All that prime land they own (or owned) never brought in a dime, right?

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Same ol' Same ol' August 21, 2014 at 12:07 pm

Sheesh, the bromance is downright embarrassing.

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Tunes'n'News August 21, 2014 at 1:20 pm

I hope he at least gets a reacharound.

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The Colonel August 21, 2014 at 2:14 pm

Based on the tone of most of theses articles, he’s “handling it” himself…

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Nölff August 21, 2014 at 2:06 pm

It’s in broverdrive. They’re going into broverload.
Prepare for an ex brosion.

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The Colonel August 21, 2014 at 2:06 pm

+10

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TontoBubbaGoldstein August 21, 2014 at 7:07 pm

“broverdrive.”

*TBG wipes sprayed beer from monitor*

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Deo Vindice SC August 21, 2014 at 2:56 pm

Drug dealers make a whopping heep of cash. Ravenel just needs a scar.

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Sandi Morals August 21, 2014 at 11:31 am

I play Polo in Wellington,FL. What is wrong with Polo?

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Nölff August 21, 2014 at 1:09 pm

He’s using satire.

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The Colonel August 21, 2014 at 2:01 pm

If you weigh less than your pony and you haven’t been convicted of drug dealing there’s nothing wrong with it.

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shifty henry August 21, 2014 at 2:15 pm

There was a horse that went a mile and a quarter in two minutes. But when they took him out of the truck he didn’t do so good.

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Okya August 21, 2014 at 11:57 am

“Also Ravenel made his own money – he didn’t inherit it from his family.”

WHAT?

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aikencounty August 21, 2014 at 1:13 pm

A lie well told three times becomes truth.
Doesn’t it?

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Sarah Palin Forever! August 21, 2014 at 3:14 pm

Fits has the capacity to tell a lie so many times,he actually ends up believing it himself!

There is no known cure for this condition.

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ROFLMAO! August 21, 2014 at 8:30 pm

Prove it. Come on pussy ass, prove it. You can’t, can you. HAHAHAAHAHA..
And no, I am NOT Fits …. But I can meet you in person since we already know who you are and where you live. Pussy boy :D

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TontoBubbaGoldstein August 21, 2014 at 7:04 pm

Also Ravenel made his own money – he didn’t inherit it from his family.

Mmmmmmmmmm…ok.

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Same ol' Same ol' August 21, 2014 at 12:05 pm

I thought ad hominem attacks were the exclusive territory of the libtards when they are losing arguments that contain facts.

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Same ol' Same ol' August 21, 2014 at 12:42 pm

Sorry, but I must correct myself. This is not ad hominem. It’s simply verbal abuse. According to Wiki:
Abusive ad hominem usually involves attacking the traits of an
opponent as a means to invalidate their arguments. Equating someone’s
character with the soundness of their argument is a logical fallacy.
My bad.

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E Norma Scok August 21, 2014 at 3:31 pm

Grans Tango swears he’s a conservative and does his all the time.

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E Norma Scok August 21, 2014 at 3:31 pm

sorry for the typo, I meant “glans” Tango.

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Philip Branton August 21, 2014 at 12:35 pm

LOL….what really needs to happen is for Thomas Ravenel to ask Lindsey Graham if Chip Limehouse has ever met a lady named Laura that is tagged to this article..

https://www.fitsnews.com/2014/08/21/sc-investment-commission-scandal-expands/

….talk about DYNAMITE….!!! Campaign donations don’t lie….!!!

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Tunes'n'News August 21, 2014 at 1:20 pm

An article about two polo players, with nuance as to money sources and fitness to explain why it’s ok for T-Rav to play polo?
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Please. Stop.

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Question August 21, 2014 at 1:21 pm

Does T-Rav have a predominately sweet or salty diet?

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Graham Has No Real Life August 21, 2014 at 1:21 pm

Lindsey Graham has no hobbies. Doesn’t fish. Doesn’t hunt. Doesn’t play pool. Doesn’t ride a motorcycle. Doesn’t hike, jog, or run. Yeppers … not a single hobby.
Life must really suck for Graham. It must suck so bad, he is angry all the time – so angry that he always wants to promote war, promoting blowing things up and killing people.
What a dork Graham is.

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Yep! August 21, 2014 at 1:33 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ5cGYBV2TQ

The hetero version of Lindsey.

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shifty henry August 21, 2014 at 2:09 pm

clever – who is this guy?

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shifty henry August 21, 2014 at 1:36 pm

The rumor is that Graham loves his PONG game that he got from Sears……

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The Colonel August 21, 2014 at 1:39 pm

Over heard at the paddock: “Holy cow, did you see that cow on that horse!”

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shifty henry August 21, 2014 at 2:08 pm

A boy told his mother that his father had taken him to the zoo. The mother couldn’t believe it. She said, “Your father would never take you to the zoo in his whole life.”
The boy said, “He did. And one of the horses paid fifty dollars!”

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The Colonel August 21, 2014 at 1:54 pm

“…The 52-year-old is fit as a fiddle, too – a former college wrestler who works out regularly. He looks good up on a horse…

Good grief, get a room already – you lure us in with that obscenity of a photo of Chip “fatfratboy” Limehouse torturing a polo pony and then you start slavishly undressing T-Rav (the drug dealing, drunk driving, philandering, FEC rule violating “reality” TV star and “baby daddy”) Quit with the mental masturbation and give it a rest already.

As for Fatboy on a pony, I’m in a poetic mood today:

Fatboy Limehouse came to town

Riding on a pony

Stuck a fork in the buffet line

and sucked down all the macaroni (and cheese)

Fatboy limehouse stay on top

Try not to kill your pony

Mind the chukar and the pitch

You look like a 300 pound baloney

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shifty henry August 21, 2014 at 2:09 pm

8+

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Deo Vindice SC August 21, 2014 at 3:00 pm

A big dong and linsey comes to mind.

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The Colonel August 21, 2014 at 4:21 pm

I’ll let you write that one but here’s a start:
Ms. Lindsey and her big dong
Lived in DC

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Deo Vindice SC August 21, 2014 at 6:22 pm

write this one. I’d frag you, period. You are not fit to command. At least in in the Marine corps.

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Mike at the Beach August 22, 2014 at 12:45 am

I think you have a stalker…

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SCMan August 21, 2014 at 4:11 pm

Baghdad Will strikes again!

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Lifelong Horseman August 21, 2014 at 4:36 pm

I cringe when I see that animal with a rider sawing on his mouth. His seat is awful, he looks like a sack of shit on a horse. Do you really need that much equipment on the pony? Oh, S.C. polo is a joke. Hope you have a negative coggins next time you and your buddies decide to abuse/ride your polo ponies. It is the law, you know. I will be watching.

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Is this a joke? August 21, 2014 at 4:59 pm

There so so so many things blatantly ridiculous in this article that it’s really not worth mentioning any one thing. Fits is becoming over the top absurd. This is truly disappointing.

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Squishy123 August 21, 2014 at 5:41 pm

Ha!!! Ravenel got more than money from his family, he got his foot in the door because of his last name, got favors because of his last name, got face time with others who would otherwise have been impossible to reach if it weren’t for his last name, etc…

Will is so far up T-Rav’s ass he can scratch T-Rav’s tonsils.

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Smirks August 21, 2014 at 6:14 pm

as anyone who watched the first season of Bravo TV’s Southern Charm reality show can attest.

So, nobody?

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The Colonel August 21, 2014 at 9:41 pm

Well, T-Rav and the rest of the cast…

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euwe max August 22, 2014 at 11:52 am

They probably don’t ever watch tv.

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The Colonel August 22, 2014 at 12:41 pm

With that ego, are you kidding me, he probably has it looped in every room of his manse!

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euwe max August 22, 2014 at 12:53 pm

He probably lets his assistant condense it for him.

TontoBubbaGoldstein August 21, 2014 at 7:03 pm

The 52-year-old is fit as a fiddle, too – a former college wrestler who works out regularly. He looks good up on a horse, in other words.

Bromance, Hell.
TBG’s Gaydar is pinging like the freshly spun Wheel of Fortune…

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euwe max August 22, 2014 at 11:42 am

I think that’s my cue to whip up some rinones de res y media libra de carne molida.

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Speight August 21, 2014 at 8:13 pm

HOW does T Rav play polo with Will’s head up his ass? He is one incredible athlete

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willblogformoney August 22, 2014 at 8:33 pm

Will. Does trav snort coke off your chest?

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