We’re not going to waste too much time on “Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham …
Why not? Because she’s honestly about as arousing to us as Father Abraham … who of course had many sons, and many sons no doubt bearing an uncanny resemblance to Farrah Abraham (minus the inflatables, of course). Besides we’re just not into the whole Teen Mom thing.
Anyway, Abraham (Farrah, that is) suddenly finds herself on the receiving end of some bad press after trying (and failing miserably) at the old “leaked sex tape” stunt.
According to her sex tape co-star, porn legend James Deen, Abraham not only knew about the tape but she agreed to appear in the movie and was compensated for her efforts.
“She signed a model release and she got paid,” Deen said.
Whoa …
That declaration prompted Farrah’s father (wait … Father Abraham?) to say Deen was “exhibiting very abusive behavior.”
Huh?
It also prompted Farrah to accuse Deen of having a tiny penis – even though there are literally eleventy kabillion porn videos out there documenting the exact length of Deen’s member.
“His penis is small,” she told TMZ. “I haven’t seen many but his was definitely not big.”
Ummmm … okay.
Look, realizing that a “leaked sex tape” wasn’t really leaked doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes. Like Fletch said, Larry Holmes could have figured it out. Still it’s funny to watch the drama associated with this particular release.
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Very classy young lady. (cough)……..and I’m not anti-porn, but this bitch is fine example of media whore. also, Sic, you know you would…..
Sic could trip it and dick it before she could roll him and blow him. Jus sayin.
Whore. Thats all that needs to be said.
She’s hotter than Haley. lol…
Very classy young lady. (cough)……..and I’m not anti-porn, but this bitch is fine example of media whore. also, Sic, you know you would…..
Sic could trip it and dick it before she could roll him and blow him. Jus sayin.
Whore. Thats all that needs to be said.
She’s hotter than Haley. lol…
With apologies to the late, great Sam Kinison……
Couldn’t someone on the film crew give that emaciated girl a sandwich?
With apologies to the late, great Sam Kinison……
Couldn’t someone on the film crew give that emaciated girl a sandwich?
Teen Mom is just proof positive that society needs birth control and other contraceptives. You don’t have to have any ounce of responsibility, rationality, or respectability to bump uglies and get pregnant. Unfortunately for the kids, those are the characteristics needed to properly raise a child.
At least one of the moms was smart enough to get their child adopted by a responsible couple. Major kudos to them.
How many of these kids are pissing away the money they are getting from doing this show instead of spending it on bettering themselves or their situation, or saving up a college fund for their kid or something? Nah, that shit can wait, better get a boob job and a new car first.
Teen Mom is just proof positive that society needs birth control and other contraceptives. You don’t have to have any ounce of responsibility, rationality, or respectability to bump uglies and get pregnant. Unfortunately for the kids, those are the characteristics needed to properly raise a child.
At least one of the moms was smart enough to get their child adopted by a responsible couple. Major kudos to them.
How many of these kids are pissing away the money they are getting from doing this show instead of spending it on bettering themselves or their situation, or saving up a college fund for their kid or something? Nah, that shit can wait, better get a boob job and a new car first.
Interesting that the SC Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy brought this girl to SC and paid a hefty fee to have her talk to SC teens in Georgetown. How dumb could that be!!!!?
Interesting that the SC Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy brought this girl to SC and paid a hefty fee to have her talk to SC teens in Georgetown. How dumb could that be!!!!?
Let me knowo when there’s a lesbian sex tape. Otherwise, yawn.
Let me knowo when there’s a lesbian sex tape. Otherwise, yawn.