Who is Sophie Turner?
According to our sources from Down Under, she’s a 28-year-old Australian swimsuit supermodel known as the “Saucy Aussie.” The 5-foot-9 (36-24-36) blonde bombshell is also the runaway winner of the “Greatest Ass We’ve Ever Seen In Our Lives,” competition – which we both initiated and concluded the moment we laid eyes on Turner’s unrivaled rumpaliciousness.
Seriously, people … how is this even possible?
We defy you to explain it … or recreate it.
We also want to use this as a “teachable moment” on race relations … given that “black girl ass” has never looked so good on a white woman.
Wait … is that reverse racism?
While you ponder that …
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Pics: Splash News
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46 comments
How is that even possible!?
…with booty pads… they are all the rage right now among ass-poor caucasian females
google sophie turner bikini and you will see she does not wear butt pads lol!
Many of the dudes posting here at Fits need brain pads — IQ enhancers.
this is her website link http://www.supermodelsophie.com and i have attached pics that doesn’t reflect the package the way the out-on-the-town pics do… don’t get me wrong, she is a hottie for sure and i will snuggle up to that booty any day or nite, but booty pads can do a trick on a man’s vision… lol
Even without the pads, though, wow. Some of the swimsuit pictures you can get a pretty good view and it is still one very healthy butt.
In the first image in the black top she looks about 90lbs. The other three look more recent at the same weight and all show a nice badonkadonk. So I don’t really see your point. Girlfriend used to be skinny.
How is that even possible!?
…with booty pads… they are all the rage right now among ass-poor caucasian females
google sophie turner bikini and you will see she does not wear butt pads lol!
Many of the dudes posting here at Fits need brain pads — IQ enhancers.
this is her website link http://www.supermodelsophie.com and i have attached pics that doesn’t reflect the package the way the out-on-the-town pics do… don’t get me wrong, she is a hottie for sure and i will snuggle up to that booty any day or nite, but booty pads can do a trick on a man’s vision… lol
Even without the pads, though, wow. Some of the swimsuit pictures you can get a pretty good view and it is still one very healthy butt.
In the first image in the black top she looks about 90lbs. The other three look more recent at the same weight and all show a nice badonkadonk. So I don’t really see your point. Girlfriend used to be skinny.
It’s like she’s something out of that old “Heavy Metal” cartoon with the hot cartoon chicks in it.
It’s like she’s something out of that old “Heavy Metal” cartoon with the hot cartoon chicks in it.
Damn.
Damn.
It would be a treat to watch her putting those pants on.
So very true,
It would be exhausting to watch her pulling those pants off
It would be a treat to watch her putting those pants on.
So very true,
It would be exhausting to watch her pulling those pants off
36-24-36 What a winning hand!
Yep, if I ever got my hands on such a “winning hand” probably would suffer the same fate as holding aces and eights
36-24-36 What a winning hand!
Yep, if I ever got my hands on such a “winning hand” probably would suffer the same fate as holding aces and eights
Didn’t Shaft say it ?
“I feel it’s my duty to take care of that booty”
Didn’t Shaft say it ?
“I feel it’s my duty to take care of that booty”
It really amazes me how fast some of you guys can sniff out a post like this. Expecially after Sic Willie posts about 25 political articles in a row.
It really amazes me how fast some of you guys can sniff out a post like this. Expecially after Sic Willie posts about 25 political articles in a row.
I would be happy to shave so I could offer her a clean place to sit.
I would be happy to shave so I could offer her a clean place to sit.
Pictures 5 and 6 look like she should be hanging up laundry in Kingston.
Pictures 5 and 6 look like she should be hanging up laundry in Kingston.
Nothing sexy about a plastic butt
are you ***!
Nothing sexy about a plastic butt
are you ***!
I’d low crawl through 5 miles of concertina wire, drag my balls through broken glass and castrate a mountain lion in a phone booth with a rusty C-Rat lid just to kiss the ass of the dog that pissed on the tire of the laundry truck that took her dirty skivvies to the cleaners.
I’d low crawl through 5 miles of concertina wire, drag my balls through broken glass and castrate a mountain lion in a phone booth with a rusty C-Rat lid just to kiss the ass of the dog that pissed on the tire of the laundry truck that took her dirty skivvies to the cleaners.
Like to have that for pillows at night only thing i wouldn get much sleep
Yeah but if she farted you’d get pink eye.
Like to have that for pillows at night only thing i wouldn get much sleep
Yeah but if she farted you’d get pink eye.
this is better
this is better