Jessica Simpson: Back To Bangin?

“BEER WENCH” HAS DROPPED THE BABY WEIGHT To say that Jessica Simpson added a few pounds during her recent pregnancy – and struggled to lose them after the birth of her baby – would be an understatement.  She blimped up like something preparing to provide aerial coverage of a major…


To say that Jessica Simpson added a few pounds during her recent pregnancy – and struggled to lose them after the birth of her baby – would be an understatement.  She blimped up like something preparing to provide aerial coverage of a major sporting event, people.

Simpson claims to have topped out at 170 pounds – although that estimate was widely rebuked by people with eyes.

The 32-year-old actress/ singer – who once boasted one of the tightest bodies in Hollywood – gave birth to her daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, in early May.  Of course that’s when her weight issues really began.

“I put on more baby weight than I was planning on,” Simpson acknowledged two months ago.

Ummmm … ya think?  To date, though, Simpson has lost 60 pounds … and she showed off her post-baby curves by sliding into a hot (and tight) Beer Wench get-up for Halloween.  And not only did Simpson’s body look bangin’ again, but she added slutty black eye makeup and bright red lipstick to the mix … (serious bonus points).

Obviously beauty is (cough) on the inside … but props to Simpson for putting in the work to lose this weight.

She may not have shed the maternity poundage as quickly as say, Jessica Alba, but she’s gotten where she needs to be …


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Frank Pytel November 5, 2012 at 4:10 pm

UUggh. Shhheeiiit!! :) 8)

Frank Pytel

Mike Traynor November 5, 2012 at 4:33 pm

She might be a little heavy, and she might be a little dumb, but I love those titties and I bet she would work hard to make it good for you.

You’d enjoy the ride.

I’d much rather ride this wench than that “pretty sweet little Taylor Swift.”

Dick Nuggets November 7, 2012 at 11:53 pm

I’d take sweet little Taylor Swift sitting on my face while Jessica bounced that fat rump on my hard cock…….

Hugh November 5, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Gross my mule. Them titties are manufactured by DuPont.

Frank Pytel November 6, 2012 at 2:10 pm

No man. Them’s the real deal bra!!

Have a Great Day!! :)

Frank Pytel

Joe November 6, 2012 at 12:42 am

OK, One question… WHO CARES about Jessica Simpleson? She dropped her baby weight and for what? So she can pimp herself out. Face it, she’d got no career left. She’s about one trip to Best Buy away from being the next Kim Kardashian.

Smirks November 6, 2012 at 9:02 am

I’ve never cared for Jessica Simpson. Her face looks like a man’s face. Her sister Ashley is somewhat attractive, just as long as she doesn’t try to sing.

Judy Chop November 6, 2012 at 8:12 pm

You talking about the Judds?

Wes November 7, 2012 at 5:01 pm

You know how I know you’re gay?

Mike Traynor November 6, 2012 at 10:29 am

There is not a man on this board who wouldn’t want to ride that big-tittied bitch.

That girl would be all over you, because she needs to fulfill her desire to be wanted and loved. She is a giver, and you;d be very happy when it was all over.

Besides, you could go motorboating!

Hugh November 6, 2012 at 2:33 pm

She used to be cute when she was young. But she’s had so many operations on her face, I’m jaundiced against her. (Her original nose looked fine to me, and her original ass was adorable.)

Judy Chop November 6, 2012 at 8:14 pm

I love leather girdles and leather panties on a woman! The smell reminds me of a new car!

Paolo November 7, 2012 at 1:13 am

Glenn, I know that’s you — hush up silly. :) :)

Sailor November 7, 2012 at 3:44 pm

O.K. Sic, let’s move on! We’ve seen Mrs. Sic so we know you know what an attractive woman looks like, so let’s have some in this space!

Ralph November 7, 2012 at 9:09 pm

Right-o. Enough tits, ass please.

Frank Pytel November 8, 2012 at 5:31 am

Don’t listen to the whiners just yet, Sic. I can stand to see this on the front page at least to this weekend.

Have a Great Day!! There won’t be many left with Odumbass in charge.

Frank Pytel :)

whatyathink November 8, 2012 at 11:01 am

She’s getting paid milliions to hopefully lose this weight…..who cares anyway????? She is a hasbeen!!!!

Alfred E. Newman November 8, 2012 at 7:46 pm

I like ’em plump, more to chew on, bite, squeeze, hold onto, push into, etc. But three days is enough. Please, next slide. Don’t do this to us for a whole weekend.

Hooligan November 8, 2012 at 10:43 pm

I’d suck every drop of liquid from her pot, whatever flavor, and lick it clean.

Dick Nuggets November 9, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….2 girls 1 cup comes to mind. Lick it clean even if it was filled with ‘shit and puke’ flavor?

WSK November 9, 2012 at 2:22 pm

ND, Now, that’s really revolting.

Dirk Diggler November 9, 2012 at 5:08 pm

John Mayer said she was a freak. Good girl…

Kyle November 10, 2012 at 5:19 pm

“Now put your pointer right here between my lips and I’ll shake my ass for you.”

Marge Simpson November 12, 2012 at 2:38 pm

These insulting comments about our distant cousin are disgusting. You men should all go do something useful, like mow the lawn, wash the car, do the dishes. Stop thinking about your genitals all the time.

Dick Nuggets November 12, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Uuuuuuuh Marge? If you’re related to Joe, maybe you should talk to him about commenting on her huge titties instead of scanning blog comments that you don’t like. You must be an idiot if you think her whole career hasn’t been based on sex. Maybe you didn’t watch her wash the car for her Dukes of Hazard video…..

Marge Simpson November 12, 2012 at 7:12 pm

Homer likes watching Jessica in wet t-shirts and doing those filthy things. For that, I often refuse to make his breakfast or sandwiches. Jessica sometimes goes adrift and shows off her titties, it’s true. She’s a dear sweetheart though. Keep your thoughts above your belts.


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