Elliott Fry: Good Gamecock Football News
PLACEKICKER EARNS HONORS … By FITSNEWS || The 2014 University of South Carolina football season has been one to forget … After four years of
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Taylor: The Looming GOP “3-Way”
NO, NOT “THAT” KIND … By TAYLOR BROWN || The 2016 race for the White House began November 7th, 2012, when, whether from celebration (for
“Don’t Drink The Starbucks” LOL
HARLEM PASTOR CLAIMS COFFEE “FLAVORED WITH THE SEMEN OF SODOMITES” By FITSNEWS || Our founding editor is escaping his rural South Carolina compound this morning
The Great Democratic Pre-Election Pizza Caper
MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A … PIZZA ORDER By WILL FOLKS || Pizza can’t help it. It’s brain fuel. It’s the ultimate late night,
The Nikki Haley “Mandate”
AS GOOD AS IT GETS? By WILL FOLKS || So … I’ve pretty well been getting bitch-slapped across the internet this week. First, there was the
GOP Stampedes Democrats, FITSNews
LIBERALS, LIBERTARIANS TAKE A BEATING … By TAYLOR BROWN || What’s that sound? Thousands of elephants trampled over Libertarians and Democrats everywhere, that’s what it is. The rest
“I’m Taylor”
By TAYLOR BROWN || So, when signing on to write for the infamous FITSNews, I was told “it would be nice to have a ‘Republican,’”