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Nikki Haley’s Teeth Are Clenching … And Trending

We’ve already weighed in on S.C. governor Nikki Haley‘s big response to U.S. president Barack Obama‘s State of the Union address. Our view?  The governor’s address was highly offensive.  Basically, she said anyone protesting the current bipartisan debacle in Washington, D.C. was one step removed from a white supremacist mass murderer….

We’ve already weighed in on S.C. governor Nikki Haley‘s big response to U.S. president Barack Obama‘s State of the Union address.

Our view?  The governor’s address was highly offensive.  Basically, she said anyone protesting the current bipartisan debacle in Washington, D.C. was one step removed from a white supremacist mass murderer.  Of course the “Republican” establishment was enamored by Haley’s speech – giving it rave reviews and calling her “very, very presidential.”

Of course while ideologues like us were assessing the politics of the governor’s remarks, the rest of the country was looking at something else entirely … Haley’s teeth.

“Truthfully, she could have said anything tonight and it wouldn’t have made much of a difference,” Gawker’s Ashley Feinberg wrote in the aftermath of Haley’s remarks.  “Because tonight, America only had eyes for Nikki Haley’s incredible, unmoving jaw.”

“If politics doesn’t work out, Haley has a long and illustrious career in ventriloquism ahead of her,” Feinberg added.

Ha!

Feinberg’s article proceeded to post numerous tweets regarding Haley’s curious case of clenching.

Enjoy …

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69 comments

broomstick up her tushi too? January 13, 2016 at 9:37 am

I think they wired her up so she wouldn’t put her foot in her mouth…or any stray penises, if rumors are to be believed.

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flip January 13, 2016 at 9:39 am

LMAO!!!! Obama and Haley must have the same dentist. Mr.Ed ain’t got nothing on either one.Big ole grins while they both call the the American people stupid.Obama says ISIS isn’t a threat.Haley says illegal immigration isn’t a threat.

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Denozitall January 13, 2016 at 7:20 pm

And giant ears too

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Nölff January 13, 2016 at 9:44 am

She’s got those buckteeth that would make a woodchuck jealous.

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shifty henry January 13, 2016 at 9:45 am

I was going to be a gentleman and not comment on her mouth. But I’ll jump in — She looked exactly like a rodent gnawing on a morsel stuck to the floor.

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flip January 13, 2016 at 9:56 am

LMAO!!!!+10

p.s. why was she swallowing so hard?

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shifty henry January 13, 2016 at 9:57 am

The most important opportunity to date for her and she suddenly realized that she is reading …. the wrong speech!

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flip January 13, 2016 at 10:13 am

Oh my!!! You are on a roll!!My sister Sandi Morals was disappointed in Nikki.

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Me myself and I January 13, 2016 at 12:39 pm

Oh yeah, I’d heard she was a swallower!

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Alphabet_Soup January 13, 2016 at 1:26 pm

She was trying to answer the age-old question of “spits or swallows”?

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Dds January 14, 2016 at 5:40 am

Ask Will or Larry :)

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Sic Semper Tyrannis January 13, 2016 at 7:59 pm

She did not know if your tiny cock was in there. The SMALLEST cock she has ever seen!!! Cut it off and be a girl, you’ll make more money.

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Turtlehead January 14, 2016 at 2:03 pm

She hasnt seen my cock then. Its no fun being 3 inches hard..

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shifty henry January 13, 2016 at 9:56 am

These fotos are going to haunt her in the years to come. The memes will be brutal. And I’m thinking about two losers from the past: the tank commander and the screamer ….. what will be called?

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nitrat January 13, 2016 at 10:42 am

I heard her on CBS This Morning and she was so proud she hadn’t done anything to make her wind up being parodied on SNL.

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shifty henry January 13, 2016 at 10:48 am

not yet …..but stay tuned (she’ll consider it a thorn in her crown)

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The Buzzman January 13, 2016 at 11:01 am

“The Clencher?”

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shifty henry January 13, 2016 at 11:54 am

Remember those many b&w drive-in theater horror movies from the 30’s – 50’s that had just one name? You’ve named a new one! Of course, must be 16 years of age to enter theater.

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James February 19, 2024 at 1:14 am

I find it so annoying that Haley speaks with clinched teeth. Why doesn’t her staff tell her about it? The fact that I’m not voting for her makes it even harder to listen to her talk..

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Tazmaniac January 13, 2016 at 10:02 am

Leave it to Will to figure out a way to blow up Nikki’s mouth and call it job related.

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Manray9 January 13, 2016 at 10:10 am

Way to go, Jill Biden!

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Mike Copeland January 13, 2016 at 10:10 am

All this time I thought I was the only one who noticed her teeth. Her teeth are the reason I have never believed all the rumors and allegations regarding her promiscuity. (Sorry, Sic, just don’t) After all, what man would trust his pride and joy with that mouth?

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dwb619 January 13, 2016 at 12:56 pm

Those clinched teeth limit her skills to a “hiss job”!
YOU BETCHA!
I CAN SEE A RETAINER FROM MY TREE STAND!!!!!!!!

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shifty henry January 13, 2016 at 4:52 pm

You haven’t been around much have ya’, Mike?

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Manray9 January 13, 2016 at 10:11 am

It seems the GOP often has problem with these SOTU responses. Perhaps that means something?

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shifty henry January 13, 2016 at 10:41 am

My suspicions lean towards getting her out of any discussions for higher office because no one really wants her or her baggage. It is a way to let her humiliate herself publicly. The other candidates were incapable of getting a coordinated response so they handed it to Haley. Nothing ever comes from these “responses”.

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Marco Rubio January 13, 2016 at 4:48 pm

She probably needed some water, maybe a cup or six.

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swpbbls January 13, 2016 at 10:12 am

Angry immigrant overbite (common sense, STFU!)

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Rocky Verdad January 13, 2016 at 10:28 am

Ah, the angry right now down to attacking her teeth. Priceless!!!!

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southern charm January 13, 2016 at 10:49 am

We don’t have a criminal and communist running like the American hating left does.In fairness I still give Obama the advantage in a watermelon eating contest.Those damn chompers he has would cut thru a 2 by 4.

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Bible Thumper January 13, 2016 at 11:29 am

It’s easy to do that with anyone. I’ve got a freeze button on my HDTV remote. It’s fun sometimes. Google “Trump” and click the image tab. A lot of laughs.

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Bible Thumper January 13, 2016 at 11:35 am

Will Folks shouldn’t be so bitter. He chose Barrett and Bauer over Haley. Now he is stuck at this blog. No future. By the way, anyone heard from Gresham or Andr? recently?

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guest January 13, 2016 at 11:54 am

You are the one that sounds bitter.You are a guest on this blog.Don’t forget it, Haley BITCH!

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Bible Thumper January 13, 2016 at 12:10 pm

No. Your a guest. I have a disqus account.

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+1 to Thumper January 13, 2016 at 3:06 pm

Have to say, he’s got you there.

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tomstickler January 13, 2016 at 5:15 pm

Guest? Nah, it’s flip (et. al.).

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Scooter January 13, 2016 at 1:21 pm

Let those sleeping dogs lie.

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CorruptionInColumbia January 13, 2016 at 11:36 am

She’s trying to keep these guys back so they don’t swim out and embarrass her. After all, she just made a payment on getting to deliver that address right before she made it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WNzN-ZHXhHc

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shifty henry January 13, 2016 at 12:20 pm

I WANT TO LIVE MY NEXT LIFE BACKWARDS
====================================
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you’re too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally—- You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case!

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dwb619 January 13, 2016 at 12:53 pm

There’s a Jimmy Buffet song somewhere in all that!

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HaleyFanClub January 13, 2016 at 12:23 pm

I love Haley. She is a moderate Republican, a rare species.

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ELCID January 13, 2016 at 12:42 pm

Truth about Nicky Haley

1. A Koch Brothers Puppet creation during Sara Palin Presidential Run.
2. Completely controlled by Koch Brothers.
3. Koch Brothers: Major supporters of the John Birch Society.
4. Koch Brother’s Money comes from their Father who got it by building Oil Refineries during the 1930s for Adolph Hitler and the Nazi Party.

Draw the line from Haley to the Nazi Party.
GOP KoolAid drinkers for Haley need to wake up to the poison they have been fed.

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flip January 13, 2016 at 1:23 pm

In my opinion you can draw a line from Obama to Hitler (partial birth abortion and his support of PP selling baby parts) and ISIS (he is a radical Islamist ‘closet’ Muslim,allowing thousands of Christians to be slaughtered etc…) but the analogy of Haley and ? is way off base.

I may disagree with her politics but have YOU no shame?

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ELCID January 13, 2016 at 1:39 pm

I HAVE NO SHAME????
You complete fool.
You attack Obama based upon absolute lies.

I show you the exact truth about your hero the Koch Brothers and where their money comes from and their puppet: Haley. You can look it up it’s all facts.
Something you seem to think doesn’t mater.
Which is typical of the KoolAid drinkers who are complete suckers.
Dolts who don’t let the facts get in the way of their perceptions of the truth.

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flip January 13, 2016 at 1:44 pm

Settle down dabo.

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Rocky Verdad January 13, 2016 at 3:16 pm

Pot meet kettle.

Rocky VerDUDdad January 13, 2016 at 3:37 pm

Kids meet dad.

flip January 13, 2016 at 4:47 pm

Or in my case, kids meet predator. LMAO!!!

Sic Semper Tyrannis January 13, 2016 at 8:05 pm

Your penis is so small, LOL!

CLCRichmond January 13, 2016 at 8:27 pm

Hitler “aborted” living people. Very very lame stretch

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Bill the Cat January 13, 2016 at 1:22 pm

She looks like Mitch McConnell is behind her with his arm up her fundament making her head move like the puppet she is…

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Obamaroid_Ointment January 13, 2016 at 1:33 pm

Global Warming froze Miss Nikki’s jaw, that’s my theory & I’m sticking to it.

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the Psych's couch January 13, 2016 at 3:51 pm

It is a subconscious reaction. When a person has a proclivity for false statements and misrepresenting the truth, the jaw will clinch and the jaw will refuse to move, trying to prevent the lie from escaping. Haley just consciously forces the words through her clinched teeth.

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Krazy Kat January 13, 2016 at 5:07 pm

AND she was blinking a Morse code message with her eyes!

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Sic Semper Tyrannis January 13, 2016 at 5:48 pm

Missed that, what was the message?

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Denozitall January 13, 2016 at 7:22 pm

I am an asshole, I am an asshole…wind up, repeat

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Sic Semper Tyrannis January 13, 2016 at 8:06 pm

Spot Bro !

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Toyota Kawaski January 13, 2016 at 5:10 pm

chrome off a trailer hitch!!!!!

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Sic Semper Tyrannis January 13, 2016 at 5:48 pm

Suck a golf ball through a straw.

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RogueElephant January 13, 2016 at 8:45 pm

What do you call a woman that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose ? DARLIN. LOL

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Sic Semper Tyrannis January 13, 2016 at 6:07 pm

Will must have a very small penis to get in that mouth.

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roger dodger January 14, 2016 at 12:37 am

1)like she was recently kicked side the head by UFCS Holy Holm and has jaw wired shut…2) Husband said hes been trying to pry open mouth since Honeymoon..
3) just get her an American flag mouth guard and it will be ok

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Yelsewh January 14, 2016 at 5:25 am

She has a busted grill. Should’ve gotten that taken care of before running for governor.

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Nathan Hale January 14, 2016 at 11:56 am

She was doing Dr. Frank N. Furter.

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Jackie Chiles January 14, 2016 at 2:30 pm

Looked like a disney robot of her with rubber skin and metal bones.

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Jacob January 14, 2016 at 8:20 pm

First you tried to derail her campaign with a lie and failed. Then you talked shit about her and encouraged all manner of animosity against her on your blog for four years and she won reelection. Then her leadership in the wake of the Walter Scott shooting, the Charleston terrorist attack, and the floods won her a lot of praise. She called for the Confederate Flag to come down and it did. And nobody really cared about your opinion after any of those events. Then she got picked to deliver the State of the Union response and you made fun of her appearance.

If I had to buy stock in either your or her future, I think I know what the blue chip would be.

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Wouter Dito January 15, 2016 at 1:16 am

She should run with Martin O’Malley on a third party ticket for lying adulterers.

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smithaw February 28, 2016 at 2:52 pm

May I copy this and share it on FB, giving credit to Shifty Henry, of course?

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shifty henry February 28, 2016 at 2:57 pm

Feel free to share anything I post. Sometimes I will credit the author/creator of an item, or like quotes & sayings that are credited to someone, I use that name. Humor and jokes are for sharing. That item you mention is from the joke page of one of my old biker magazines. Although there is some sort of philosophy to that item!

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