RICHARD ECKSTROM AND KELLY PAYNE ARE ENGAGED … AGAIN
By FITSNEWS || The toxic, metronomic relationship between S.C. Comptroller General Richard Eckstrom and his fiancee Kelly Payne is back “on.”
According to a tweet from Payne, she and Eckstrom have set December 21 as the (latest) date for their wedding.
Will it stick?
Probably not … “Keckstrom,” as they are collectively known, have been engaged (and un-engaged) several times over the last few years. Their wedding dates are about as firm as the Jell-O the aging Comptroller will soon be slurping down at the nursing home.
We’re not Las Vegas odds makers, but we put it at less than 20 percent that this wedding comes off as scheduled. Which is generous, given this couple’s history.
Eckstrom and Payne’s star-crossed affair has produced courtroom battles, police reports, allegations of sexually transmitted diseases, wedding rings for sale on Craigslist as well as campaign finance abuse charges related to Eckstrom paying for Payne’s travel to the 2012 Republican National Convention.
It’s also had an effect on Eckstrom’s work, too … although in spite of it all he is a lock to win another four-year term as S.C. Comptroller on November 4.
The news of Eckstrom’s latest engagement comes less than a week after it was revealed that he bailed his 38-year-old son Brad Eckstrom out of jail for alleged criminal domestic violence against 29-year-old Blair Pettrey, the younger Eckstrom’s former fiancee.
Try and keep up with the drama, people …
Creative photographer?
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How about the one from The State that they send to car wrecks?
You just won the internet for the day
“Suggestions?”
Reply with phone numbers to mental health facilities.
Well played, sir.
I guess she wasn’t happy with the last photographer that filmed her amateur porn three way! It was pretty Thad, I mean bad.
Creative photographer. Is she going to Photoshop some pictures to make it look like they got married?
WOW, I did not know who she was until the pic with name. I fucked the shit out of her 2 years ago in my car at the bar.
Yeah, she’s a real whore!
whew, it was good, what a slut !
Look for your invitation in the mail…
Have you been tested for STD’s?
“We’re looking for a creative photographer.”
lol…really? One who can turn hotel pictures of sleeping grandpa in his underwear into a classy moment?
Good look with all that. Let me know who you find to fit the bill, I’ll make sure to send them Ebola protection gear in case any of your “stuff” has mutated and gone airborne.
Crime Scene Photographer?
Photographer recommendations? Whoever took this pic appears to be highly qualified.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montparnasse_derailment#mediaviewer/File:Train_wreck_at_Montparnasse_1895.jpg
That is code for; set a date or I will eat you out, you impotent old geezer.”
Here comes the bride.
Her mouth is duck-taped and her hands are tied.
Her gown, designed by Dolly Parton,
Is desert camouflage with a thick black hem.
Her polyethylene petticoats resist fartin’.
Let’s throw some rice at them.
Just imagine the honeymoon!
Five days at Viagara Falls;
Into a Motel Six at noon,
And nowhere to be seen until an auditor calls.
Jes’ rednecks stayin’ at their Ritz again.
Let’s throw some grits at them.
What will Motel Six do with the bed?
After “With this rash, I thee wed!”
She’ll lay in the street, what ya talking bout
Your Salty Doggerel handle,reminds me of this song,and purple microdot …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHnLwSIwhzM
If the son is attending, maybe they need a creative bouncer instead.
If the son is attending, maybe they need a creative bouncer instead.
They could hire T-Rav to slam doors in the photographer’s face….
Oooh – nice idea! Good one. He’s T-ravenous.
Hope the former Mrs. Eckstrom is laughing her a$$ off at their idiocy.
Hmm………well this song comes to mind if they will accept polaroid pictures for their scrapbook….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
Ya know……what Ms Payne needs to do if she is serious about this engagement is to come here to Fitsnews and ask SMIRKS and GT and the Colonel and the mongrel rest if they would be so kind to offer their Iphone camera services to take pictures…!! Make it one huge “social” event and have an Instagram Photoshoot…!!
Talk about Fitsnews mileage across our state……..every hack in every newsroom would die to cover the story…!!!
…the mongrel rest…
“OH NO , YOU DI-UNT!!!”
can’t believe you make it through his posts
Bravo re-tort TONTO…..BRAVO….!!!!
+75 points and a Fred Sanford junk yard dog collar…….
She needs a photographer? With the history of that relationship, she should see if Wes Craven is available.
God.Look at those two.And people are against gay marriage…
Suggestions?”
They should give Z-TAC a 25 year old head shot of him and a 15 year old head shot of her and let him do his Photoshop magic.
If we’re all lucky, the honeymoon will be some where in West Africa. I hear it’s a cheap place to vacation just now.
Schooled in Pittsburgh? Correct grammar and proper spelling can be a challenge.
Not sure where these two went to finishing school, but ethics wasn’t a class on their menu.
Raised in Newton, you have a high probability of being a sociopath and a douchebag!
Or maybe North Korea, Syria, Afganistan!
Brad Warthen loves going to Kelly Payne’s class and loves taking pictures.
Maybe, he’ll do it. I don’t know about the creative part.
Scum-a-lishious!
Eckstrom is a turd, prancing and primping his slimy way through life while sucking on the tit of the taxpayer.
Richard, a hairy scrotum of a man, should not be re-elected to office. Instead, he should be installed as the head clerk and peep hole advisor at the Lions Den Video store on 26. He would look marvelous with a tool belt of paper towels, windex and condoms.
Two lunatics. One of them will end up killing or doing serious bodily harm to the other. Its only a matter of time.
Kelly……about that wedding photographer…..might want to check with Maria Belen Chapur……she no longer needs hers.
I wish they would hurry up and get married so they could get divorced!