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By FITSNEWS || Our founding editor Will Folks is a text messaging freak … like, bad.
Impossible to reach by telephone, he’s also one of those annoyingly self-important people with perpetually full voicemails – meaning you can’t ever leave him a message. But when it comes to texting, he’s “Johnny on the Spot” with his responses – especially when it’s drop dead gorgeous lobbyists making the ask.
To wit …
“Isn’t it time for another edition of the wire?” one such lobbyist recently inquired.
Why yes … yes it is. (Swoon).
Hold up … what is “The Wire?” It’s a (far too) sporadically published interactive feature in which our founding editor fields tips, comments, questions and other incoming communications from you, our beloved readers.
How sporadically? Sheesh … it’s been forever since we last published one (which is totally “our bad”).
Basically “The Wire” gets our readers more directly involved … which is a good thing. Especially on major news days like today – which saw one of the most powerful politicians in South Carolina step down from office and one of the craziest politicians in South Carolina, well … do THIS. Allegedly.
Anyway … wanna play? Share a tip? Send a link? Ask a question? Submit a comment?
Reach out (anonymously or otherwise) via our tip wire … and remember, in addition to confidentially investigating your leads we also publish letters to the editor and guest editorials (even anonymous ones) in the event you’ve got more to say on a subject. Also feel free to reach out to our founding editor directly at email@example.com.
To the wire!
BOBBY HARRELL GOES DOWN
RE: Exclusive: Bobby Harrell To Plead Guilty, Resign From Office
Dear Editor, I won’t believe it till I see it but good golly miss molly! Glory glory hallelujah! Ding dong the witch is dead! Long live Fits News! And long live the Nerve! Bet they will not laugh when the names of those two web sites are announced at the governor’s debates in years to come! Great news Fits! Please please PLEASE tell me Nikki Haley is next!
Keep it up please you are a true journalist and thank you so much for holding our corrupt leaders accountable for their actions.
Britton: Pretty sure the Speaker brought himself down – prosecutors (and media) were just following the evidence. Actually, as it relates to the charges on which Harrell will reportedly plead guilty – all credit should go to Renee Dudley, formerly of The (Charleston, S.C.) Post and Courier. She’s the one who did the research and broke the story on the controversial reimbursements. As we noted she paid for her intrepidness with her job – but it would now appear as though she got her man. As for your hope that Nikki Haley is next, we touched on the selective prosecution component of this case extensively in our coverage of the Harrell guilty plea. Rest assured that narrative is going to figure prominently in our coverage moving forward.
THE THOMAS RAVENEL SHOW
Dear Editor: Nice try but you sold us this guy’s snake oil for months. You own it. You can try to distance yourself from Ravenel but nobody is buying it. Own up, man up. Don’t be a pussy. Go down with the ship. Otherwise everyone will see you for what most people already know you are – a fair weather friend who will stab anyone in the back the moment it suits your needs. Or the moment they stop paying you.
“We realized a month ago …”
No you did not. You ran the sociopaths advertisements on your site for weeks on end while you ran his pro-gay, anti-war liberal propaganda. Then he decided to go pro-family, pro-military on television and you whined because your advice was no longer being taken, right? That’s what really happened isn’t it? Or maybe you were to butt ugly to be invited back to “Southern Charm 2” so you decided to take it out on him on your pathetic little blog.
You two deserve each other.
Nick: You’re right. This website aggressively promoted Ravenel’s candidacy in the beginning because we believed he could emerge as a credible alternative to U.S. Sen Lindsey Graham – one of the most dangerous elected officials in all of America. Clearly, Ravenel did not emerge as such a credible alternative – which is something that became clear long before this latest incident. As a good friend of mine texted me today, it’s a shame too because “philosophically he is dead on.” We hope Thomas gets the help he needs. He’s clearly a troubled individual with some demons that sorely need to be addressed, and we hope he takes the path of self-healing not self-destruction.
CRIMINAL DOMESTIC VIOLENCE COMMENTARY
Dear Editor: You need to answer for this. Where exactly do you get off writing about CDV? You were convicted of criminal domestic violence in 2005. Where do you summon the authority from to even bring this issue up – to say nothing of pontificating on and on as though you are not yourself a wife-beater! You are lecturing solicitors for offering (pre-trial intervention) and people like Brad Eckstrom – who unlike you have NOT been convicted of CDV – for taking PTI???
I think I speak for many readers of your gossip site when I say you would be better off avoiding this issue in the future. What little credibility you have is at stake.
F.O.A. – I think it’s abundantly clear I don’t care about credibility … which may be why I continue to accumulate it in such abundance in this state. As for the 2005 situation, I’ve addressed it repeatedly in the past. In fact I continue to address it daily via the life I lead with my beautiful wife and family. But hey – like I always say you are a click away from never having to read another word I write.
Dear Editor, You neglected to point out a five-point drop in your beloved independent vote in the latest Gallup poll. Funny how you missed that. Do you only report on this number when independents show higher numbers? Sort of like you only report on the stock market when it’s going down? Please be consistent if you wish to have even a shred of credibility.
Dr. Ned: Thanks for that. I’m not sure of the margin of error on the Gallup data, but independents have polled at or above 40 percent on its partisan ID measure for the last nineteen months. Meanwhile the GOP hasn’t broken 30 percent since November 2012. Just saying …
(Via FITSNews FB page) Pao Lin Hatch says …
“You should check out Carolina Moon Distillery in Edgefield … maybe an article about the Micro Distilleries popping up all over the state but specifically in the middle part!”
Pao Lin: Lamentably with 8.5 years sober I am confined to the enjoyment of non-alcoholic brews. Which made this year’s Oktoberfest a real bummer. This sounds like a job for my colleague Liz Gunn. She’s down with drinking on the job.
PRISON PEN PALS
Dear Editor; Looking for a penpal?
Wow … isn’t this the sort of thing that got notorious child killer Susan Smith in trouble?
NIKKI HALEY DEBATING HERSELF
(Via FITSNews FB page) Mary Hatch says …
Governor Haley had a good debate tonight …
Mary: That’s funny! I mean, teacher pay is a loser issue … but that’s a nice clip of the governor getting caught in another “insta-contradiction.’
S.C. ATTORNEY GENERAL DOING THE RIGHT THING
RE: Alan Wilson‘s Office: (via the Post and Courier)
…. The Attorney General’s Office is considering taking legal action to recover money the Berkeley County School district has spent for private criminal defense lawyers.
“Our position is you can’t use public funds for private defense,” Attorney General’s Office spokesman Mark Powell said.
Berkeley School District wrong to pay indicted employee’s legal fees for committing felony.
Through mid-September, the district has paid $275,000 to Kovach, Franchini and Childs & Halligan. Mahoney has said the district has “a statutory obligation to provide legal representation for its employees.” … Criminal representation, that is. These lawyers are obviously milking the cow for everything they can and should be exposed for the blood sucking leaches they are. They are over charging and robbing the tax payers via inflated fees and untruthful billing.
“district employees illegally campaigned during work hours and used district resources for passage of a $198 million bond issue” ….
AG Wilson’s Office is doing the right thing. They even go after unscrupulous lawyers.
Yup. Nice To see him doing that.
Dear Editor, I didn’t know if you had heard of this film “Ivory Tower.” Much of the content jibes with your stories on the bloated costs associated with state-supported (and some private) schools…
Mike: Cool! Sorry we missed this film’s premiere at the Nickelodeon on Monday night. Hopefully it will be widely available soon. We agree with its conclusions 100 percent.
LIARS IN LEXINGTON COUNTY
I took these photos of two signs advertising in favor of the Lexington County one cent sales tax increase. What a bunch of liars! Would be interesting to know who paid for these expensive signs? Probably Lexington County using taxpayers’ dollars to advertise for higher taxes.
Please feel free to use these pictures any way you want.
Anon: Thanks for passing these along! Not sure whether taxpayer funds subsidized those billboards but we are digging into the Lexington County, S.C. tax hike proposal in more detail and hope to file a story prior to the November 4 vote.
Happy (21st?) birthday to the super-talented, super-lovely Christina Wilson – one of our all-time favorite people on the whole planet who recently took a new post as a child advocate in the Palmetto Lowcountry (something she’s been doing for years on her own).
Keep up the great work, Chrissi …
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“All The Rage Back Home” by Interpol. Album: El Pintor (released September 2014).