WE FOUND THE “EYEBROW-LESS MAN” RESPONSIBLE FOR BOOTING DEMOCRATIC CUSTOMERS FROM CHARLESTON RESTAURANT …
By FITSNews || With a little help from one of our all-seeing eyes, we’ve identified the “eyebrow-less” Palmetto political staffer who successfully lobbied the manager of a Moe’s burrito restaurant in Charleston, S.C. to remove four democratic customers in advance of a visit by S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.
His name? Kurt Pickhardt. Wait … who? Exactly …
Regular FITS readers may recall Pickhardt as one of the geniuses responsible for Haley’s failed campaign kickoff rally last August …
He’s also the swell guy who called up a Haley for Governor volunteer in 2013 and berated the woman for “liking” a picture of one of our founding editor’s children on Facebook.
Classy, classy, classy …
Despite such a resume of douche-baggery, Pickhardt was tapped by the S.C. Republican Party to lead its 2014 “Get Out the Vote” – or “GOTV” effort.
Anyway, we’re still waiting for Moe’s corporate headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia to get back with us regarding their thoughts on what went down during Haley and Christie’s visit …
Since our story published, though, we received the following update from one of the individuals who was forced to leave the establishment …
An anonymous fellow started talking to the Moe’s manager, pointing at us. My friend, Sylvie, mentioned it to me and I wrote it off. A few minutes later, the gm, who looked quite unhappy, told us we needed to leave now. I told him that I was a paying customer, and that I had yet to finish my burrito and chips. He said we had to leave at that moment, that it wasn’t up to him and that they knew why we were here, or something to that effect. I asked him if he really wanted to do that, and told him that I was a blogger and that I’d make a huge deal about it, and that there was a swarm of media there. After he asked me three times to leave, I left because I didn’t want to be arrested. We went back later to get our refund which he couldn’t give us at the time, due to the urgency of us leaving. It was a different manager, who said he was working earlier also, and that it was weighing on him all day. He was totally understanding, gave us a couple of free burritos, and told us that we had been flagged by someone with Haley as “threats”. While I have been involved in activism, my party of three has no criminal record I’m aware of, and none of us own guns or weapons of any kind, besides cameras and twitter of course.
Stay tuned for more …
AH-HAAA …. so now the governess’s henchmen are using facial recognition?
She got incensed when she heard Christie say “Homewrecker,” to which he replied, “What, I just want a snack.”
pshaw! Kurt Pickhardt has got to be a made up name. Character in a low budget porn vid.
bio says he is from Greenville and a guy that looks just like him, Jonathan Pickhardt is the president of the Greenville Realtors Association. The more I hear about Haley the less I like her whole show.
This appears to be Douchey Douchington:
Far left, no eyebrows, one too many burritos. He was probably getting territorial with his food, like a possum.
I clicked on his Twitter link – he sure looks a lot like the old ball sack! Can’t quite see the eyebrows (or lack thereof) due to the visor.
Too bad Sic Willie didn’t show up at Moe’s. I always thought that he would look good in tar and feathers.
Sic Willie would just stop outside the entrance to take a photo to show Moe’s employee pointing a finger at him. (Remember Boeing?)
I remember it well. Too bad Sic doesn’t allow us to post pictures. I looked up Kurt Pickhardt on google and spotted a photoshop of him as Davy Crockett. I could work with that…
What about,Fess Parker?
I was thinking more along the lines of Herve Villechaize, the midget from Fantasy Island.
De Plane De Plane
Corey Craig is the student asked to leave.
Maybe these dolts should stick to Chipotle, the shitty burrito place that embraces pussies that are scared of guns.
You mean scared pansie with guns. I don’t want any of you needle dick assholes who need to carry a gun to make up for your lack of manhood around me when I’m eating my dinner. Especially in a place that serves booze. It’s okay, I know your scared. But if you have to carry a gun to dinner with you, you are too much of a wimp to leave the house.
By the way, using a term for a female anatomy as an insult is misogynistic. I know that’s a big word for you, buit means that you hate or disrespect women.If your vocabulary is so limited that you can’t express yourself without denigrating women, the you should consider the fact that you are too stupid to post online.
someone please thin the herd Stu is shinning his light again.
Maybe you want to try and thin the herd? Funny how you call for someone else to do it. But please, give it a try.
Is it your time of the month? Are you manstrating?
Hey, I’m not the one who can’t go out in public unarmed. What are you so afraid of?
He is just one of them, and not the one quoted above. He is the one, however, who had the bag with a Democratic logo on it that got them kicked out.
Don’t tase me, bro!
Liberal-Tarians swear they will deliver you from Big Brother if you hand them power…but FITS is the most intrusive, peeping Tom, eye-in-the-sky in Palmetto State gossip media.
Queue: Somebody’s Watching Me…(Rockwell)….It’s FITS and RonPaul…If you do something these government propagandists don’t like…look out…they;ll tell on you…
Polit Bureau Much???
“none of us own guns or weapons of any kind”
What a fucking idiot.
Sure, the verb should be singular, but that’s pretty priggish.
At least he could have made an oblique reference to his ongoing garage project of home-made Fajr-5 rockets to deliver explosive fireworks for independence day.
What’s the deal with no eyebrows?
Can they do that? Just run you out for trumped up reasons?
The real travesty here is that the owner/managers there didn’t have the balls to tell this Kurt prick to go fuck himself.
Yep….it’s tough though because you know telling these sociopathic pricks what you think of them as a business owner is likely to have the offending party run off to one of the numerous enforcement agencies they have sway with to do a sudden audit of your business and find any reason to lay some fines down on you or even worse shut your doors.
There are so many rules/regulations on the books I dare say that there isn’t one business of any sort you couldn’t walk into and find a reason to shut them down and/or fine them.
Kurt Prickhard (cue Beavis and Butthead snicker…)
Haley is reprehensible, just like Obama!
Here’s a pick. Far left. No eyebrows indeed.
Sounds like a clash of the douchebags to me. As far as the four “Activists”, I would never go to a political stop, or like those Westboro Nuts, a funeral for that matter, to make a scene like some code pink panty shield. Just sounds classless and self aggrandizing.
Nobody made a scene except for the man without eyebrows who pressured an uncomfortable GM to kick people out of a restaurant.
I agree. And I’m confounded how a peaceable customer, eating his already-paid-for lunch, seated at a table, can be lawfully ordered to leave. By the restaurant, by a politician, by a politician’s staff, or by a policeman. I bounced this story off of a friend tonight and he can’t figure it out either. He said, “If this happened in Russia and Vladimir Putin was in town, I’d understand.” And then he said, “But then again, this is South Carolina, where politicians have no respect for law or ordinary people.”
Unless eating food and talking amongst yourselves constitutes “making a scene” nowadays. In that case, all paying restaurant patrons (a class of people that doesn’t include Haley, Christie, or the staffers who didn’t buy any food) are making a scene.
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I’m a regular patron of the Moe’s on Sam Rittenberg Blvd. in West Ashley, Charleston.
I’d like to know if the douche bag who evicted the customers at the King-and-Calhoun Street Moe’s (near the College of Charleston) owns the Moe’s that I patronize.
Also, kids at the CofC need to know about this outrage. They’ll picket the place and put it out of business.
It’ll be interesting to learn if any of the “Moe’s-kicked-out” were CofC students.
Screw this bastard. Name him.
With their fake beef and a ounce of chicken, their burrito sucks. I don’t go there anymore. Welcome to HOE’s for the grand Nikki event.
Nothing like thuggish, strong arm, jack-booted tactics…does this mean I get to keep my healthcare plan and my doctor if I like them?
Knowing Kurt, he is a perfect example of a guy that is not only no good at politics, but also a jerk. Yet he always lands a good job.
It’s true….He doesn’t have eyebrows!
That’s not a burrito.That’s Nikki’s vagina.,w/sloppy seconds at the ready…
Perhaps they just wanted to make sure there was actually enough food left in the restaurant for Chris Christie.