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Charlotte’s Poop Spilled On SC Highway

Talk about a sh*tty situation … A truck carrying eighteen tons of human waste flipped over on an Interstate 77 off-ramp near Fort Mill, South Carolina this week – spilling its nasty load all over the highway. “Processed human wasted (sic) spilled from the truck across the roadway,” Charlotte’s WBTV…

Talk about a sh*tty situation …

A truck carrying eighteen tons of human waste flipped over on an Interstate 77 off-ramp near Fort Mill, South Carolina this week – spilling its nasty load all over the highway.

“Processed human wasted (sic) spilled from the truck across the roadway,” Charlotte’s WBTV 3 (CBS) reported. “Officials called in heavy equipment to scoop the waste into another truck.”

Yikes …

The truck was en route from Charlotte, N.C. to Columbia, S.C. – where the processed waste was supposed to be dumped in a landfill. Its driver was ticketed for speeding.

Insert your poop joke here …

Or your “It’s a Great Day in South Carolina” joke …

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46 comments

FFS June 5, 2014 at 4:39 pm

“Talk about a sh*tty situation”

Oh for fucks sake, you going Full on Tango now but substituting symbols for letters in “bad” words?

Don’t be a pussy.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 6, 2014 at 4:44 pm

PRO TIP:

NEVER go “Full on Tango”.

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major major June 5, 2014 at 4:48 pm

“Charlotte’s got a lot”. And it’s on its way to South Carolina!

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Nölff June 5, 2014 at 4:59 pm

Someone is bound to work this do-do as an Obama failure. Just waiting. You know who I’m talking about. Break it down for us, Grand Tango.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 6, 2014 at 4:40 pm

Just for fun….

“‘Come in’, she said, ‘I’ll give ya…
shelter from the storm’.

While you were sucking off your lord Obama… his people were LITERALLY dumping SH!T on you’re DUMB@$$e$!!!! But you and Pelosi and your fellow OBAMA worshipers and gay marriage proponents and Liberal- Tarians, like FITS, ENJOY writhing around in Fu(K!n6 sh!t anyway. You will reap what you sew!!!!

Erections have consequences, Dumb@$$e$!!!!!!!! ”

This TBG’s homage to GT’s “Homage to Bob Dylan-Eat shit and die, Dumb@$$e$-homophobic-ecclesiastical-mostest importantest election ever/antiabortion” premise (MDS version).

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D-HEC with health enviornment June 5, 2014 at 5:04 pm

Well, well, an atricle on Fits and the State News a while back about the Peeler boys bringing out of state human waste into SC and here we are.
Bob Peeler (former Lt Gov and Clemson Trustee) lobbys for Waste management, brother Harvey Peeler is chairman of the Senate Committee which regulated the legislation for brother Bob.
The State said the human waste was headed to a Waste management land fill! Guess there is a smell in the Senate! Does our water, environment, and the health of our citizens and future generations mean anything to these wasted two, probably not. They seem to be more interested wine, women (preferably the wives and mothers other than their own at home) and the dollars they can pocket, future generations, the health of our citizens, our water and soil are nothing to these two.
Clemson and Cherokee County should be proud?

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State House Dome June 6, 2014 at 1:46 pm

It seems ” human waste” and the Peelers naturally go together.

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Wanda June 6, 2014 at 3:51 pm

With Haley as our Gov. and her incompetent DHEC, I’m surprised we aren’t getting Georgia’s human waste also.
We certainly got waste from Bamberg.

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sparklecity June 6, 2014 at 11:27 pm

Well said.

Only thing is the “movers & shakers’ either live on 100+ acres of nice dirt in Cherokee County or on gated communities from Pawley’s Island south to the Georgia line and don’t give a shit what happens to the general populace.

“Soylent Green” is alive and well and an ACTUAL brand by the name of “Soylent” is being marketed right damn now!!!!

Check out the 1973 movie sometime……………..

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Tunes,n,News June 5, 2014 at 5:24 pm

A truckload a day goes straight to the State House and Governor’s office. Garbage in, garbage out.

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Soft Sigh from Hell June 5, 2014 at 6:30 pm

South Carolina — the garbage dump and radioactive debris pit and now cesspool for the nation.
We need a new state slogan and symbol.
“South Carolina — Take A Dump On Us!”

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Smirks June 6, 2014 at 8:28 am

Smiling Faces. Beautiful Places. Hold your noses, it don’t smell like roses.

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Soft Sigh from Hell June 5, 2014 at 6:35 pm

Just think of the number of SlimJims and Moon Pies in that pile, the spoonsful of grits and the “messes” of collards. But heck, if it’s Charlotte there must be some prime rib and Grey Poupon mixed in there too.

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Gregory Geddings June 6, 2014 at 11:20 am

Did you mean Poop On?

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junior justice June 9, 2014 at 7:08 pm

‘the “messes” of collards’—- Please instruct any Yankees or carpetbaggers ya’ meet up with that collards are always plural. No true Southerner has ever begged, borrowed or stolen just one collard.

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John Boy June 5, 2014 at 6:45 pm

Get used to it, folks…Georgia is going to bring more than a truck load.

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BREAKING NEWS June 5, 2014 at 7:03 pm

BREAKING: Charlotte’s Crap To Endorse Nancy Mace For Senate.

Claiming it was “appalled” by what it has seen of South Carolina’s roads, obese law enforcement, and sluggish public services, the spilled excrement decided to weigh in on the upcoming primary. “As the last, vile stage of the human nourishment process, we felt all-too-at-home in South Carolina. We know a thing or two about depletion of value and disposal, and that’s the Palmetto State.” The group’s statement went on to praise Mace for, among other things, her communication style: “Nancy doesn’t waste time on things like logical continuity, syntax, or grammar. She just plops words down and leaves them for others to deal with. That makes us feel like she’s one of us.”

Reached for comment, Mace’s press secretary, 6 year-old Tyler Wilson noticeably giggled before saying “Mace stands for freedom Cruz constitution liberty Cruz.”

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Soft Sigh from Hell June 8, 2014 at 4:23 pm

Saucy satirical writing. One of the things that first drew me here.
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“There were giants in those days.”
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I still miss Strom’s Daughter and a number of the others.

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Squishy123 June 5, 2014 at 9:21 pm

Now if someone will just scoop up that fucking video that starts when we open your site.

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Smirks June 6, 2014 at 8:26 am

AdBlock Plus is your friend.

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Nölff June 6, 2014 at 10:59 am

I don’t browse the internet without it.
@Squishy123:disqus it’s an extension for Firefox or Chrome. Just Google AdBlock Plus.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 6, 2014 at 12:40 pm

Thanks.

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Squishy123 June 6, 2014 at 12:55 pm

Found it, added it… fucking ad still shows up even though it appears in my Add-Ins and I’ve told it to block everything. Reload this site and dickhead still starts talking about himself.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 6, 2014 at 2:11 pm

Same problem here. Played around with AB+ and essentially sicced it on Loftin’s video and like Keyser Soze…*poof* it was gone. TBG’s hope is to never see it again.

Squishy123 June 6, 2014 at 3:50 pm

I’ve noticed it works anywhere where there’s a pop-up… but if you have pop-ups turned off there’s no need for the AdBlock add-in.

TontoBubbaGoldstein June 6, 2014 at 4:08 pm

That motherfucking Landis video (TBG is STILL upset!) was no pop-up, Hoss.

It was some *thing* new.

Squishy123 June 6, 2014 at 7:12 pm

No shit?!? All I know is that motherfucker starts talking everytime I open this website. Like I said, my revenge will be in the voting booth where when it comes time to vote for him I’ll say “fuck you” and move onto the next race neither voting for or against him. Take the fucking video down and he’ll get my vote.

Rocky June 6, 2014 at 9:52 am

It – it runs downhill.

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Rocky Republican June 6, 2014 at 12:10 pm

All them NC liberals are moving to Fort Mill, so what’s the difference?

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Thomas June 6, 2014 at 9:53 am

Too bad the truck did not spill on the stretch of I-20 through Kershaw County. Sheriff Matthews would have had his deputies searching the pile for drugs. Looks like Matthews will not be reelected in Kershaw.

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Manray June 6, 2014 at 11:16 am

Why don’t North Carolinians dump their shit in their own state? Oh, because SC is right next door and we’ll take shit from anybody.

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Polluters Rule Here June 6, 2014 at 4:58 pm

New Yorkers brag, “We were going to send our garbage to Haiti, but South Carolina underbid them.”

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GrandTango June 6, 2014 at 12:15 pm

This story is very FITT-ing. May be the most appropriate story ever for FITS’ site.

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Dump Truck June 6, 2014 at 4:08 pm

Now that you’re here, Shit Stain.

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GrandTango June 6, 2014 at 7:03 pm

Copy much???…because you’re too F*#king stupid to ever originate a thought of your own….

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Dump Truck June 6, 2014 at 7:10 pm

FITT-ing. How fucking clever. You should be, oh, I don’t know…a writter?

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Dump Truck June 6, 2014 at 7:15 pm

*Writer* Goddamn iPad.

GrandTango June 7, 2014 at 6:56 am

LMAO, Dumb@$$……Your attempt at humor is equal to Obama’s to be president. You people are PRICELESS….Thank you, I needed a laugh at your expense…..

The Lawn June 8, 2014 at 12:13 pm

Get that gass can out, it’s getting a little hairy on the back fourty. Jesus! You keep your balls better trimmed…

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Calling BS On "Biosolids" June 6, 2014 at 5:25 pm

The sludge shills just call it “biosolids” and squawk “It’s treated!” and somehow magically this makes it perfectly safe to dump next to your house (not theirs, mind you). But take a bucket of it into the statehouse or a courtroom or business office and see how “safe” the PTB and cops call it.

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SenseLikeChaps June 6, 2014 at 6:08 pm

In other news the Charlotte Observer reports that NC utilized resources to improve another, unworthy to name state.

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sparklecity June 6, 2014 at 11:19 pm

South Carolina = “Spread your legs bitch”

Gotta love making money in this state and retiring elsewhere!!!!

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Norma Scok June 6, 2014 at 11:46 pm

HAAAAAA they were bringing shit INTO columbia. Thats shocking I tell you. Shocking.

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Soft Sigh from Hell June 8, 2014 at 4:27 pm

I believe I have read that coal is in fact being brought to Newcastle now.

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Deo Vindice SC June 7, 2014 at 7:33 pm

Tango and Morals fell off the truck, way too funny. If it were not enough BS here !

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 8, 2014 at 9:26 am

TBG’s “yellowbone” cousin, Billy Ruben, hauls waste, also.

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