HE’S BAAAAAAAAACK!
This is not a story from the 2008 presidential race. Or the 2012 presidential race. Nor is it satire …
This is an honest-to-God story assessing the 2016 presidential race … and the fact former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney is the top choice of New Hampshire GOP primary voters for the GOP presidential nomination. Yes, THAT Mitt Romney.
Seriously, New Hampshire? Seriously?
According to poll results from Virginia-based Purple Strategies (first published by The Boston Globe), Romney received 25 percent of Granite State GOP support – ahead of U.S. Sen. Rand Paul (18 percent), New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (17 percent) and former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (13 percent).
Astounding …
Again … who are these idiots in New Hampshire?
Do they not get that Romney was (is) a socialized medicine-loving, bailout-backing, global interventionist, crony capitalist of the worst sort … different from U.S. President Barack Obama only by the slightest ideological degrees?
Of course the same can be said of South Carolina voters … who voted for a fatter version of Romney in 2012.
Ah, “Republicans …”
Good luck with all that!
“Please, quick, someone — anyone — reassure me this isn’t really where the GOP is heading Right? Right??” S.C. Sen. Tom Davis wrote on his Facebook page referring to the Romney news.
Our sentiments exactly …
Despite its 2008 feel, Purple Strategies’ poll was actually conducted from January 21-23 of this year. It surveyed 535 “Republican” primary voters and has a margin of error of plus or minus 4.2 percentage points.
74 comments
After the TOTAL Mistake of re-electing Obama has become painfully obvious, you have to believe a lot of people are heartsick they were duped by the media liars and Obama operatives.
That said: Mitt’s time has passed. NE Republicans ain’t gone get it. We need a Southern Governor, or possibly Scott Walker, if he is hard right Conservative, like he was against the edu-rat union scum.
Whoever it is: It’s time to dump the trash..and the Republican has carte blanche to take back America. I think people are very sorry for betraying her, w/ Obama.
Mitt was a sucky candidate. Everyone knew it.
McCain was a sucky cadidate. Everyone knew it.
Obama was a sucky candidate. Everyone knew it.
We have been confronted with suckdom for presidential candidates for quite some time. I don’t see any difference in the future.
Sadly you think like a defeatist. If everyone were like you…SC would still be controlled by democrats, and totally @$$-backward…And the SC football team would consider it a success to make the Shreveport Bowl…and a loser to Clemson…
If you have no belief in something better, your life will always suck….
You don’t quit fighting Liberal Nazis, just because the media lied to you..and got them elected. There’s more reason to fight now, than there ever has been. We cannot afford any more of them…
‘When the going gets tough…
The tough get going…
When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor…Did we quit?
Hell no!!!”
When the going gets strange the weird get going
“Liberal Nazis”. LMAO. Honestly, what we can’t “afford” is piece of shit conservatives like you that can’t think beyond Fox News.
‘You can keep your plan, if you like it’….and ‘it will cost $2,500 less a year’…
Who said that????….Hint: it was not Fox News….
Hey! I kept my plan, doctor,…etc….I’ll show you and Fits ( although, I’m sure, doesn’t seem you’re likely to show, but Fits and I can at least talk about being musicians..
Oh boy, 2016 is going to be filled with washed up establishment GOP hacks who failed to make the grade previously. Again.
Somebody, anybody run against Clinton in the Democratic primary, please… It’s our only hope…
“washed up establishment GOP hacks”….
And yall are running Hillary…LMAO…..Not a Logic Major, I see….:)
Dude, you logic is flawed.
Where did he say Hillary wasn’t a hack?
Elizabeth Warren could slap some logic on you if you had any read comprehension.
That said: Romney? Hahahahaha!
Ah, T, doing what you do best – collecting downvotes. And btw, Hillary might be a party hack, but she sure as hell isn’t washed up, as you and you tens of followers will find out in 2016.
Hillary … sure as hell isn’t washed up, …
TBG believes you will be proven spectacularly wrong. You heard it here first.
LMAO..the first pant-suit inauguration in the history of the world….
Goddamn, you sure love to parrot Rush Limpdick.
If you do your homework (and have any analytical ability) you’ll see I’m usually a day or so ahead of Rush…but most Dumb@$$#$ post cliché in regard to things over their head…and you follow that pattern…You’re likely too stupid to think of anything for yourself…
Speaking of clichés…how many more times are you going to spout “…in the history of the world.”???
Again: you’re just showing another sign of your ignorance…
: a trite phrase or expression; also : the idea expressed by it
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: a hackneyed theme, characterization, or situation
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: something (as a menu item) that has become overly familiar or commonplace
Romney has a black baby now, so it will all be different….luzl
Pantsuit bitch FTW!
Great. He has had four years to clean up his tax return. Maybe he will release it this time. Plus, no one remembers the 47% remarks. He will easily just etch-a-sketch them. It should not be difficult to get rid of the binders of women, but how can he keep the rest of the party from making stupid rape comments?
You re-elected Obama…you Dumb@$$…even if Romney WAS responsible for the cancer, like you drones believed…you have to admit, it was a BIG F*#k-up to put Mr. “You Can Keep Your Plan-And It’ll Cost Less” back in…
You’re not that F*#kin Stupid are you???
No, GT. He is a crappy candidate. He lost big time against an incumbent during one of the worst economic times in our history. My post, which may have been confusing to you, referred to several of his biggest mistakes. But by all means, run him again. You are a colossal idiot, but I think even you know what they call someone who does the same thing over again expecting a different result.
Mitt’s time has passed. That said: your guy is a total F*#k up…and Romney would have been much better. he could not have been any worse…
Too many of the stupid believe your myths about Romney…That’s what scares me…
That’s what you don’t understand: Mitt would have been just as fucking bad as Obama. But you’d be singing his praises because you’re a partisan hack paid to post unintelligible garbage.
Romney is a business man and a good man. Not an Affirmative Action, Community Organizer, who has NEVER had a real job..other than the one racist voters and ignorant liberals handed to him…
When you’ve had to earn something, like Romney did, you learn how to succeed. Obama played on the weaknesses on the simple-minded and bitter to enrich himself, far more than he deserves.
It’s painfully obvious, Obama lives in a world of liberal hypothesis…where leftwing theory, that fails every time, overrides common sense, love for the American people and true ability….
And the fact that there are people so F*#king stupid as you, that you don’t know the difference, is sad and disgusting….
Had to earn something? Romney was born with a silver spoon up his ass. Love these guys born on third base who think they hit a home run.
Romeny gave away what his father earned and gave him, Dumb@$$…because he wanted to do it on his own. While Obama has drained the system dry, using his race as a gold card.
Of course I’m sure the reality of it is wasted on you. Mythology, like Hitler used for control, is what governs the ignorant, like you…
Romney did not give away shit. If you think he had to start from the bottom you are as dumb as you sound. Did he give it all away after Harvard and Stanford or before? I am starting to think you have to be SICs alter ego as no one could possibly be as stupid as you are.
Hitler had to sell mythology to dupe the ignorant, so they’d follow him. You are no different than his Nazi drones…
Educate yourself before opening your mouth. A dumb@$$ Obama voter is dangerous enough…but one who refuses to accept what he is is, like you, is criminal…
He is a Harvard lawyer, and a Nobel Prize winner, and you are neither.
Wasn’t Romney hit with a racketeering lawsuit, just this month, over some business dealings? Why, yes he was.
The Laurens Tea Party was audited by Obama’s IRS, but the Black Panthers walked. Truth or justice maans nothing any more. We have a Soviet-style dictator running the justice system.
Suits are filed based on political persecution by Obama…Democrats will prosecute based on speech. That’s how Hitler did it too. Are you proud of what your are, and what you’ve done to America????
You are clueless, bless your heart.
Did they file a suit against Romney for that cancer yall said he gave to that woman????…which later turned out to be a lie, designed to manipulate Dumb@$$ Obama voters (I know, redundant)….
Still clueless, racist, bigot and a cancer on these United States of America. I hope you can’t sleep at night, carrying all that hateful baggage.
Sleep is when all his nightmares come true.
OOOOOOOOOOH! They audited the Laurens County Tea Party. I’ll do that for you next time and save the IRS some money.
Revenue $7.45
Expenses $7.45
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Net Income $0.00.
I didn’t even need my MBA to figure that out.
Is the Lauren’s TEA Party located in that KKK building on the town square?
Regardless of their low status is in the eyes of you and Obama…using the government to punish those you hate and fear is un-American and un-Constitutional. Which is exactly how you like it.
Please take your medicine, fool
535 is all the (R)s in NH.
The Republicans have nobody for 2016.
Yeah, Christie is done, stick a fork in him. It came out today that he knew all about the bridge closing and why. He was the only one besides Huntsman who could win a national election.
Thank you. Why the GOP refuses to acknowledge Huntsman as the only one left who can win the general is beyond me.
I will vote for him in the Primary. He is my choice, unless Santorum runs. Then I will have a tough choice.
Santorum runs.
Doesn’t it always?
Honest question.
TBG is willing to defer to the experts.
9 “, FP@TCF, Miss Lindsey?
You could ask a physicist. All they have to do is plug and chug a basic formula with the coefficient of friction of a ‘frothy’ substance.
Choosing between 2 idiotic assholes is always a tough choice!
So who would you like to see the Republicans run?
That little “witch” from Delaware!
At least Romney didn’t say if you like your plan you can keep your plan.
If you pay him enough, he will.
Apparently you don’t have pay Obama much at all, it came easy for him.
…the difference between a prostitute and a whore, you say.
No, I wouldn’t say that but you did.
Then let me give you the opportunity – what I said was “Romney would if you paid him enough”
agree or disagree.
Engage in hypotheticals if you wish, Obama said what he said, period. If you want to call him a whore that’s up to you
so you’re going to pass on Romney… I don’t blame you.
:)
SLICK WILLIE gonna be back up in the BIG HOUSE!
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Ron Paul beat Romney 2 to 1 in the 2012 New Hampshire primary. Translation: Democrats are fiddling around trying to resurrect Romney against PIAPS. Look at how they covorted against Gov Christie! LoL. Trump will get cut her testicles off before it is all said and done.
Calm down, it’s just name recognition. Romney won’t run, he’s the guy who lost to Obama. He’s dead in the water if he does.
Christie Asks for Public’s Patience While He Comes Up with New Story
TRENTON (The Borowitz Report) — Responding to fresh charges that he knew about the controversial lane closures on the George Washington Bridge last fall, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie today asked for the public’s patience while he makes up a new story.
“Today you have heard some allegations that are shocking and explosive,” he told reporters at a hastily called press conference. “All I ask is that the people of the great state of New Jersey give me sufficient time to invent a new story that explains my way out of this.”
Governor Christie said that he had spent the past few hours in closed-door meetings trying to come up with a new narrative that absolves him of any guilt in the bridge scandal, but while he was definitely denying the allegations, “so far, we don’t have a winner.”
“We’ve been tossing around everything from my not remembering events correctly to my having a bad reaction to medication,” he said. “We even floated the idea of my being under too much pressure and having to ‘blow off steam.’ As I said, we don’t have a winner yet. But I want to reassure the people of New Jersey that I am working very hard on this.”
The Governor said he understood that “things don’t look very good for me right now,” but he urged the public against rushing to judgment, adding, “I will get back to you with a well-crafted and plausible story as soon as possible.”
What the fuck, New Hampshire. What the fuck.
That poll has got to be skewed!
That’s why he and Ann have stayed all over TV since he lost.
Never have we had a losing presidential candidate remain so much in the public eye.
He’s ALWAYS meant to run again.
Money can’t buy you love and, evidently, it can’t buy an election. Bless his heart.
This is simply a matter that the poll asked them about a bunch of people they aren’t familiar with and one person they are. 25% would choose the person they know.
Good greif, Rommel again! Try Alvin Greene, I’d vote for him! Republicans should just try to eat thier toenails. Good luck GT!
Troubled Man Seen Outside Super Bowl
[CHRIS CHRISTIE — Photograph by Mel Evans/AP.]
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ (The Borowitz Report) — A “visibly troubled” man was spotted today outside MetLife Stadium just hours before the kickoff of Super Bowl XLVIII.
The man, his eyes darting about menacingly, alarmed passersby who were gathering at the Super Bowl venue.
Harland Dorrinson, who was participating in a pregame tailgating party, said he overheard the belligerent man making several “threatening remarks.”
“He said something like, ‘If I go down, I’m taking a lot of people with me,’” Mr. Dorrinson said. “He also said that someone was out to get him, but he was going to get him first.”
“He was ranting about how terrible this person was, saying, ‘Everything our high-school social studies teacher said was true,’” Mr. Dorrinson added. “It was the ravings of a madman.”
Calling the man “really scary and dangerous,” Mr. Dorrinson said he hoped that authorities would take the troubled individual into custody before the big game begins.
“He’s clearly angry and out of control,” he said. “A guy like that shouldn’t be in a position where he can do other people harm.”
Has houses in LaJolla (36,000 sf.), Connecticut and Mass. — the richest, most out-of-touch candidate out there.
Makes Pope Francis look like a communist.
Can’t wait for him to run again.
dems need to get behind warren over hillary.