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Just in time for the show’s season finale on Sunday, three members of the TLC “docu-drama” Myrtle Manor were arrested over the weekend. Nothing like some real life action to boost the scripted drama of a “reality” television show, right? The parade of arrests began early Friday morning when one…

Just in time for the show’s season finale on Sunday, three members of the TLC “docu-drama” Myrtle Manor were arrested over the weekend.

Nothing like some real life action to boost the scripted drama of a “reality” television show, right?

The parade of arrests began early Friday morning when one of the show’s “stars” – 26-year-old Amanda Lee Adams – was busted by Myrtle Beach, S.C. police on suspicion of driving under the influence. According to an incident report, Adams slammed her Jeep Wrangler into a utility pole off of Highway 501 in the wee hours of the morning.

She blew a 0.2 on the breathalyzer – more than twice the legal limit.

Here’s her mug shot …

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Less than 48 hours after Adams’ arrest, 21-year-old Lindsay Brooke Colbert – another Myrtle Manor “star” – was also popped for DUI after she was clocked driving 62 miles per hour in a 45-mile-per-hour zone. In addition to the drunk driving and speeding charges, Colbert was busted for a seatbelt violation and having an open container of alcohol in her car.

After failing a field sobriety test, she blew a 0.15 on the breathalyzer – nearly twice the legal limit.

Here’s her mug shot …

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In between these DUI arrests another Myrtle Manor cast member was busted – for allegedly having sex with an underage female.

Twenty-eight-year-old Taylor Jonathan Burt was arrested by Myrtle Beach police Saturday evening after an unidentified 15-year-old girl and her mother went to police and informed them Burt and the girl had engaged in consensual sex.

Here’s his mug shot …

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News of the arrests has given Myrtle Manor a big publicity bump in advance of its season finale – just as TLC is deciding whether to renew the show for a second season.

“Maybe this show is more interesting than we thought,” Hollywood gossip site TMZ mused in covering the arrests.

UPDATE: Here’s the dash cam video from Colbert’s arrest.

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46 comments

Smirks April 29, 2013 at 3:44 pm

Looks like Myrtle Manor might get cancelled, not because of a lack of drama or trashiness, but because the stars keep getting arrested and will possibly change every few weeks.

Personally, I’m hoping for similar results for the other “reality” show, the one with all those Charleston morons in it (had to Google it since it isn’t even worthy of remembering, the name is “Southern Charm”).

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GrandTango April 29, 2013 at 3:54 pm

Evidently, you must not be familiar w/ trailer park residents. Most liberal elites, like you, have no idea how your Obama voters live.
You just run your mouths (perpetuating myths and fables) about $#!* you are ignorant about (see FITS.)
It’s not like the next renter is going to be ABOVE the show’s storyline…
As a matter a fact, I think it may be good for the producers to have turn-over, aside from the fact that it is TRUE reality…

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Buz Martin April 29, 2013 at 4:10 pm

The show is not reality. It is scripted. The people on it don’t live there full-time. That’s not really a trailer park that operates full-time, it’s a set that was created on a back lot behind Patrick’s Mobile Home Park. Taylor really is nite club promoter, but does not live there. There is not really a beauty parlor there, either. Etc., etc., etc. NOT reality.

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Right April 29, 2013 at 4:27 pm

Interesting. Still, trashy is as trashy does. I say cancel this mess.

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Smirks April 29, 2013 at 4:40 pm

Reality TV is hardly ever reality, though, so it is no surprise.

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MB CofC April 29, 2013 at 4:51 pm

We’re considering having the show filmed while the actors are actually drunk, and perhaps changing the name to “MYRTLE MANNERS.”

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Right April 30, 2013 at 7:02 am

I retract my previous statement. Let’s do this instead.

Raspy Voice April 29, 2013 at 6:25 pm

Hey, Asshole! Why don’t you tell us fine Fits readers WHAT you’re NOT outraged about?

BTW, the capitalization of asshole was not a typo…

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Ken The PI April 29, 2013 at 3:44 pm

Oh my god you can’t make that stuff up!

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GrandTango April 29, 2013 at 3:51 pm

Make what up?….people who live in a trailer park, getting arrested for DUI and a sex crime?
You must be one dull-minded son of a B!*ch if you think this is a surprise….is that you FITS???

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Guest May 2, 2013 at 10:44 am

LMAO!!

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Smirks April 29, 2013 at 3:44 pm

Looks like Myrtle Manor might get cancelled, not because of a lack of drama or trashiness, but because the stars keep getting arrested and will possibly change every few weeks.

Personally, I’m hoping for similar results for the other “reality” show, the one with all those Charleston morons in it (had to Google it since it isn’t even worthy of remembering, the name is “Southern Charm”).

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Ken The PI April 29, 2013 at 3:44 pm

Oh my god you can’t make that stuff up!

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GrandTango April 29, 2013 at 3:48 pm

Don’t worry because these are Obama voters. They’ll still be able to vote in jail. and multiple times, like the woman caught in Philly.

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Buz Martin April 29, 2013 at 4:12 pm

Remember the Tea Party leader in Myrtle Beach that got busted along with his son for pirating software? A double-wide dweller. Hardly an Obama voter. Lots of Tea Party people live in trailers.

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GrandTango April 29, 2013 at 5:11 pm

It’s Butt-Pirating, not software pirating, you braid-Dead F*^k-Up…
Child molesters,. and the blatantly immoral, are Liberals…
Bader Ginsberg thinks the age of consent should be 12…
You’re likely a member of NAMBLA yourself, Buz. …Do your homework Dumb@$$…and quit making me educate you in front of all these people…you should be embarrassed…but you’re probably to stupid to be…

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rightUNDERmyFOOT May 6, 2013 at 3:32 am

Sounds like you know alot about “Butt-pirating”. Wow so this is your weekend fun in the dark trying to sound educated lol pathetic righty always to much time crying about what makes you butt hurt. How bout you doing somethingwith you life then hiding behind pictures of great people you dip #@$* try to convince share your misguidedbebeliefs.Ha your hilarous keep going thoe its amusing;)

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GrandTango May 6, 2013 at 6:25 am

I say this w/ all honesty. You are a GREAT example of the average democrat. And you represent liberals very accurately.

THE GENERAL April 29, 2013 at 3:51 pm

Good News! Rush to your local SCDEW office to apply – employment numbers will be up! Oh, wait, I’m sorry, I don’t work there any more.

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THE GENERAL April 29, 2013 at 3:51 pm

Good News! Rush to your local SCDEW office to apply – employment numbers will be up! Oh, wait, I’m sorry, I don’t work there any more.

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Trailer Trash and Voting GOP April 29, 2013 at 3:57 pm

These nice folks are being targeted and discriminated against. They are some of South Carolina’s finest. We are a state of pure trailer trash, and don’t you forget it. How dare they pick on us like that !

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Trailer Trash and Voting GOP April 29, 2013 at 3:57 pm

These nice folks are being targeted and discriminated against. They are some of South Carolina’s finest. We are a state of pure trailer trash, and don’t you forget it. How dare they pick on us like that !

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9" April 29, 2013 at 4:41 pm

Watch,’An Unlocked Window’ on You Tube,from The Alfred Hitchcock Hour,and see how great TV used to be..

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Jeffrey Sewell April 30, 2013 at 12:14 am

May we suggest alternatively ‘Rear Window’ with Stewart and Kelly…

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9" April 30, 2013 at 11:59 am

Great one,but I was talking TV shows.Come to think of it,’Green Acres’ was an underrated classic,that some here might remember;-)

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9" April 29, 2013 at 4:41 pm

Watch,’An Unlocked Window’ on You Tube,from The Alfred Hitchcock Hour,and see how great TV used to be..

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Jeffrey Sewell April 30, 2013 at 12:14 am

May we suggest alternatively ‘Rear Window’ with Stewart and Kelly…

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9" April 30, 2013 at 11:59 am

Great one,but I was talking TV shows.Come to think of it,’Green Acres’ was an underrated classic,that some here might remember;-)

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Jay Ellington April 29, 2013 at 4:53 pm

That “monroe” piercing Mr. Burt is sporting will be a big hit with the sodomites he’s getting ready to be bunking with. If he thought he was living the wild life before, he’s going to love the repeated forced shower sex.

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Creeper April 30, 2013 at 10:29 am

Credit the man for at least not banging his underaged cousin given this is South Carolina. Or, given the proximity to the beach, a horse for that matter.

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli April 29, 2013 at 4:53 pm

That “monroe” piercing Mr. Burt is sporting will be a big hit with the sodomites he’s getting ready to be bunking with. If he thought he was living the wild life before, he’s going to love the repeated forced shower sex.

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Creeper April 30, 2013 at 10:29 am

Credit the man for at least not banging his underaged cousin given this is South Carolina. Or, given the proximity to the beach, a horse for that matter.

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GrandTango April 29, 2013 at 5:13 pm

It’s funny how the Left expoits the down-trodden and the ignorant for votes…and then BASHES them the first chance they get…So typical of leftist, elitist snobs…

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carolinagirl May 6, 2013 at 2:26 am

Looks like Smirks doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about. The show was picked up for season #2.

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carolinagirl May 6, 2013 at 2:26 am

Looks like Smirks doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about. The show was picked up for season #2.

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Martha Guzman May 9, 2013 at 6:44 am

How many people have really watched this? It is awful especially that female who must be Queen of the Park riding around in that golf cart barking out her rules then that Security Guard with whatever that thing is above his top lip……this has to be an adult cartoon.

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Mguzman May 9, 2013 at 6:44 am

How many people have really watched this? It is awful especially that female who must be Queen of the Park riding around in that golf cart barking out her rules then that Security Guard with whatever that thing is above his top lip……this has to be an adult cartoon.

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