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Myrtle Manor DUI Dash Cam Video

Earlier this week we reported on the recent spate of arrests related to TLC’s white trash reality TV show ‘Myrtle Manor.’ Here is the dash cam video from one of those incidents, the driving under the influence arrest of 21-year-old Lindsay Brooke Colbert – one of the show’s “Wiener Girls.” As…

Earlier this week we reported on the recent spate of arrests related to TLC’s white trash reality TV show ‘Myrtle Manor.’

Here is the dash cam video from one of those incidents, the driving under the influence arrest of 21-year-old Lindsay Brooke Colbert – one of the show’s “Wiener Girls.”

As the clip shows, Colbert pitches a profanity-laced hissy fit – crying, wailing and screaming at officers as she is (eventually) loaded into a police cruiser, where she proceeds to bang her head against the window of the car.

Enjoy!

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Colbert was pulled over by authorities early Sunday after they clocked her driving 62 miles per hour in a 45-mile-per-hour zone. In addition to speeding charges, Colbert was busted for DUI, a seatbelt violation and having an open container of alcohol in her car.

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65 comments

Buz Martin May 2, 2013 at 1:14 pm

Too bad the film crew from the show was not there to catch all of that. “I’ve never been arrested! WAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAH BOO HOO HOO!”

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GrandTango May 2, 2013 at 1:27 pm

Wow: Buz: What an insightful comment. You may be the liberals’ most-intelligent poster ever, on FITS…

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Buz Martin May 2, 2013 at 3:02 pm

Not a liberal, BigT and not a Democrat, I just call ’em like i see ’em. These people obviously think being on that show makes them somehow above the law. That’s nuts. You are a fraud because you support faux Repubs like Tom Rice who are conservative in no way at all, and who get their biggest contributions from Dems. You are pond scum pretending to be some wise presence keeping everyone honest. Bullshit. You have never fooled us for a minute.

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GrandTango May 2, 2013 at 4:17 pm

Funny: You and FITS (Liberal-Tarians) mostly see em like the democrats see em.

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Buz Martin May 2, 2013 at 5:42 pm

YOU obviously “see ’em” like the Democrats who prop up faux Repubs like Tom Rice.

GrandTango May 3, 2013 at 8:01 am

Buz: your problem, like FITS, is you hate anybody who ain’t you, or anybody who ain’t paying you.

Boz Martin May 2, 2013 at 1:14 pm

Too bad the film crew from the show was not there to catch all of that. “I’ve never been arrested! WAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAH BOO HOO HOO!”

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GrandTango May 2, 2013 at 1:17 pm

Does not look like an SC tag on her car. Doesn’t FITS break his neck to BASH South Carolinians who are found to be in positions like this??…Wonder why is ignorant, self-loathing @$$ did not comment? …or do I wonder?

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Bob May 3, 2013 at 7:27 am

Because her performance needed no comment. It stands for itself.

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Ken E. May 2, 2013 at 1:28 pm

“I DON’T LIKE THIS!” Then don’t drink and drive.

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GrandTango May 2, 2013 at 1:36 pm

Sounds like she’s a FITS fan. He is all for the Criminals, even child-killers, using lawyer tricks so the Guilty can walk free..
Just what we need more of, Liberal-Tarain law enforcement…NOT!!!

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cicero May 2, 2013 at 5:00 pm

Good to see you offering your pith, Big T.

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Ken E. May 2, 2013 at 1:28 pm

“I DON’T LIKE THIS!” Then don’t drink and drive.

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?? May 2, 2013 at 1:44 pm

Is she related to Lulu and Steve?

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?? May 2, 2013 at 1:44 pm

Is she related to Lulu and Steve?

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energydonk May 2, 2013 at 1:47 pm

As a native of N.C. my only solice is South Carolina continues to outpace us in the race to the bottom, though we are quickly gaining steam in our journey to become the next bananna republic.

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energydonk May 2, 2013 at 1:47 pm

As a native of N.C. my only solice is South Carolina continues to outpace us in the race to the bottom, though we are quickly gaining steam in our journey to become the next bananna republic.

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9" May 2, 2013 at 1:51 pm

Before the cops had cameras,she could have easily gotten out of this with a BJ..
One of the most common professions of swingers club’ members:law enforcement.

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9" May 2, 2013 at 1:51 pm

Before the cops had cameras,she could have easily gotten out of this with a BJ..
One of the most common professions of swingers club’ members:law enforcement.

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wanabejedi May 2, 2013 at 1:52 pm

she can call her attorney before she answers any questions

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Jay Ellington May 2, 2013 at 2:53 pm

Who can get a question in edge wise with this cackling ass redneck hanging around? I fully expected her to start offering up blowjobs to let her off the hook.

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wanabejedi May 2, 2013 at 1:52 pm

she can call her attorney before she answers any questions

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli May 2, 2013 at 2:53 pm

Who can get a question in edge wise with this cackling ass redneck hanging around? I fully expected her to start offering up blowjobs to let her off the hook.

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 2:33 pm

1) is she related to ECB?

2) can this be worked into an episode?

3) how would Randy have handled this?

4) she’s beautiful (but loud) even while drunk……

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Jay Ellington May 2, 2013 at 2:50 pm

Randy would have given her “tan wiener” treatment.

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 2:33 pm

1) is she related to ECB?

2) can this be worked into an episode?

3) how would Randy have handled this?

4) she’s beautiful (but loud) even while drunk……

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli May 2, 2013 at 2:50 pm

Randy would have given her “tan wiener” treatment.

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 2:35 pm

Which reminds me, does anybody have this girl’s name and phone number?

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 2:35 pm

Which reminds me, does anybody have this girl’s name and phone number?

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Jay Ellington May 2, 2013 at 2:46 pm

I love it when girls speak in “drunk entitled redneck” dialect, so secsee.

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darksied calling May 2, 2013 at 2:46 pm

living at the beach and watching these occurances with those tacky people is dear god what are folks else where gonna think we are? almost everyone on the show should be a candidate for a retro-active abortion…if nothing else it would raise the avg iq at the beach 10pts

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli May 2, 2013 at 2:46 pm

I love it when girls speak in “drunk entitled redneck” dialect, so secsee.

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darksied calling May 2, 2013 at 2:46 pm

living at the beach and watching these occurances with those tacky people is dear god what are folks else where gonna think we are? almost everyone on the show should be a candidate for a retro-active abortion…if nothing else it would raise the avg iq at the beach 10pts

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jch9596 May 2, 2013 at 2:53 pm

I refuse to watch drunk chicks get arrested unless there is nudity involved.

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jch9596 May 2, 2013 at 2:53 pm

I refuse to watch drunk chicks get arrested unless there is nudity involved.

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Cicero May 2, 2013 at 3:06 pm

Under well-established constitutional law, saying “I don’t like this” requires the police to release you on your own recognizance.

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Cicero May 2, 2013 at 3:06 pm

Under well-established constitutional law, saying “I don’t like this” requires the police to release you on your own recognizance.

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? May 2, 2013 at 3:19 pm

My crazy, drug addled uncle once succeeded in using his head to bang open the rear door of a police cruiser while hand cuffed and in the back seat. This was on the Ambassador bridge in Detroit. The car was moving, but that didn’t stop him from rolling out the door.

The genius he is, he thought his get away was going to be jumping off the bridge while hand cuffed. One of the cops actually jumped into the river after him.

To this day, I have no idea why the cop even bothered saving him(I wouldn’t have, and he’s my uncle)….probably something having to do with paperwork.

Regardless, my uncle showed his appreciation by spending the rest of his life in and out of jail for decades.

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 3:30 pm

A previous article about intoxication has posts about how it affects families – my sympathies. My family has similar problems with a member who refuses help.

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? May 2, 2013 at 3:46 pm

It affected my poor grandfather more than anyone else.

That being said, alcohol wasn’t the major issue…he got into heroin and other hard stuff.

He was nice when he was on pot, anything else was bad news…and he did a lot of other stuff drug wise.

To make matters worse he was built like a brick shit house and a real ass kicker. There was a brief period of time I was the only one that had a chance of physically handling him in the family-my Dad and Grandfather were too old…but I was scared shitless at 20 years old trying to play that role in confronting him while he was in his mid 30’s. Fun times.

Thankfully he never backed up his threats to annihilate me when I asked him to leave my Grandfather’s house(He’d come over on drugs, looking to steal things…for more drugs of course), but there were a few times I thought he would.

I really didn’t fill out physically until my mid to late 20’s, so he’d would have probably kicked my ass even though I grew up tough.

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 5:26 pm

A person has to experience severe problems with a family member before he can understand it. The pain, suffering and depression my family member caused my mother and father is still with me.

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Buz Martin May 2, 2013 at 5:45 pm

Your uncle was clearly a head of his time who was ahead of his time. Were he alive today and in his prime, he could be the star of a reality TV show.

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? May 2, 2013 at 3:19 pm

My crazy, drug addled uncle once succeeded in using his head to bang open the rear door of a police cruiser while hand cuffed and in the back seat. This was on the Ambassador bridge in Detroit. The car was moving, but that didn’t stop him from rolling out the door.

The genius he is, he thought his get away was going to be jumping off the bridge while hand cuffed. One of the cops actually jumped into the river after him.

To this day, I have no idea why the cop even bothered saving him(I wouldn’t have, and he’s my uncle)….probably something having to do with paperwork.

Regardless, my uncle showed his appreciation by spending the rest of his life in and out of jail for decades.

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 3:30 pm

A previous article about intoxication has posts about how it affects families – my sympathies. My family has similar problems with a member who refuses help.

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? May 2, 2013 at 3:46 pm

It affected my poor grandfather more than anyone else.

That being said, alcohol wasn’t the major issue…he got into heroin and other hard stuff.

He was nice when he was on pot, anything else was bad news…and he did a lot of other stuff drug wise.

To make matters worse he was built like a brick shit house and a real ass kicker. There was a brief period of time I was the only one that had a chance of physically handling him in the family-my Dad and Grandfather were too old…but I was scared shitless at 20 years old trying to play that role in confronting him while he was in his mid 30’s. Fun times.

Thankfully he never backed up his threats to annihilate me when I asked him to leave my Grandfather’s house(He’d come over on drugs, looking to steal things…for more drugs of course), but there were a few times I thought he would.

I really didn’t fill out physically until my mid to late 20’s, so he’d would have probably kicked my ass even though I grew up tough.

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shifty henry May 2, 2013 at 5:26 pm

A person has to experience severe problems with a family member before he can understand it. The pain, suffering and depression my family member caused my mother and father is still with me.

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Boz Martin May 2, 2013 at 5:45 pm

Your uncle was clearly a head of his time who was ahead of his time. Were he alive today and in his prime, he could be the star of a reality TV show.

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We forgive her May 2, 2013 at 3:39 pm

The way she’s invoking God,it could be Sanford.

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We forgive her May 2, 2013 at 3:39 pm

The way she’s invoking God,it could be Sanford.

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jimlewisowb May 2, 2013 at 5:23 pm

Under most circumstances her performance would be up for an Emmy, Golden Globe or even an Oscar

However this is South Carolina and the young lady is a resident of Turdsville, USA(aka Myrtle Beach, SC) so she will receive via general delivery/parcel post in a white jeep with red white and blue lettering the following:

Black Destroyer Award
A true heavy hitter weighing in at over 4.5lbs and 16″ from tip to balls with a full 14″ insertable length, this huge black cock will offer a challenge with every inch of the thick veined shaft as one slides it in as far as they can take it. That’s over a foot of thick hot cock! Feel the fat 3″ wide shaft stretch ones lips to their limits. Mount the firm suction cup base to any flat surface and this monster cock will stand up for anything one can hump out.

The Black Destroyer Specs and Benefits:
Size: Measures approx. 16″ total length
14″ insertable,
9″ circumference
Material: PVC
Waterproof: Yes
Lip-stretching 3″ (approx.) diameter
Realistic detail
Long thick shaft gives deep stimulation

Enjoy my Dear

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Buz Martin May 2, 2013 at 5:49 pm

I can probably beat anybody’s deal on one of those.

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jimlewisowb May 2, 2013 at 5:23 pm

Under most circumstances her performance would be up for an Emmy, Golden Globe or even an Oscar

However this is South Carolina and the young lady is a resident of Turdsville, USA(aka Myrtle Beach, SC) so she will receive via general delivery/parcel post in a white jeep with red white and blue lettering the following:

Black Destroyer Award
A true heavy hitter weighing in at over 4.5lbs and 16″ from tip to balls with a full 14″ insertable length, this huge black cock will offer a challenge with every inch of the thick veined shaft as one slides it in as far as they can take it. That’s over a foot of thick hot cock! Feel the fat 3″ wide shaft stretch ones lips to their limits. Mount the firm suction cup base to any flat surface and this monster cock will stand up for anything one can hump out.

The Black Destroyer Specs and Benefits:
Size: Measures approx. 16″ total length
14″ insertable,
9″ circumference
Material: PVC
Waterproof: Yes
Lip-stretching 3″ (approx.) diameter
Realistic detail
Long thick shaft gives deep stimulation

Enjoy my Dear

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Boz Martin May 2, 2013 at 5:49 pm

I can probably beat anybody’s deal on one of those.

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dwb619 May 2, 2013 at 6:50 pm

That”s real reality TV, kind of boring.
Wonder if “granpa” sprung her, or the tacky ass production compny?

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dwb619 May 2, 2013 at 6:50 pm

That”s real reality TV, kind of boring.
Wonder if “granpa” sprung her, or the tacky ass production compny?

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Sailor May 2, 2013 at 8:12 pm

Having this video go viral is probably better punishment than anything the court will hand down!

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Sailor May 2, 2013 at 8:12 pm

Having this video go viral is probably better punishment than anything the court will hand down!

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snarkleton_69 May 4, 2013 at 6:54 pm

What pretentiousness on this young “lady’s” part — any man would have had his head slammed to the ground after about 60 seconds of arguing with the cops. She is conceited, arrogant, and whines like a little girl. Does she hang out with Miss Teen South Carolina who doesn’t acknowledge maps? They’re about the same IQ level. Here’s to hoping her car was towed, her BA was over .08, and that this is the first of many arrests to come for little miss whiny bee-atch.

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snarkleton_69 May 4, 2013 at 6:54 pm

What pretentiousness on this young “lady’s” part — any man would have had his head slammed to the ground after about 60 seconds of arguing with the cops. She is conceited, arrogant, and whines like a little girl. Does she hang out with Miss Teen South Carolina who doesn’t acknowledge maps? They’re about the same IQ level. Here’s to hoping her car was towed, her BA was over .08, and that this is the first of many arrests to come for little miss whiny bee-atch.

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em May 6, 2013 at 2:39 am

Wow Grand Tango…you are obviously proud of your own sarcasm & correct use of the word “liberal”. How do I know this? Because it’s repetitive. You haven’t had an original thought or interesting post…well, EVER. Offer something interesting besides a condescending attitude & boring chatter. blech

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em May 6, 2013 at 2:39 am

Wow Grand Tango…you are obviously proud of your own sarcasm & correct use of the word “liberal”. How do I know this? Because it’s repetitive. You haven’t had an original thought or interesting post…well, EVER. Offer something interesting besides a condescending attitude & boring chatter. blech

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