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Jesus Endorses Curtis Bostic For Congress

Maybe this was the game changing endorsement Curtis Bostic’s team was referring to? One day after rising from dead, the Son of our Lord weighed in on the “Republican” runoff in South Carolina’s first congressional district – signaling his support for the fiscally liberal former Charleston County councilman over philandering…

Maybe this was the game changing endorsement Curtis Bostic’s team was referring to?

One day after rising from dead, the Son of our Lord weighed in on the “Republican” runoff in South Carolina’s first congressional district – signaling his support for the fiscally liberal former Charleston County councilman over philandering former S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford.

His chosen (including the faithful at the Baptist Tabernacle in Ladson, S.C.) are already rallying …

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bostic church

Ha! We especially like the “feel like puking?” sign in the background …

Anyway, a message attributed to the Tabernacle also began popping up on social media sites this week …

If you support [Mark Sanford], you will answer for it. The Judgement Seat of Christ, should you truly have salvation in your heart, is a terrible place of, oh yes, judgement. Paul warns of the pain many will experience there.

Lord have mercy!

Sanford and Bostic face off this week for the GOP nod in the first district – a seat vacated earlier this year by newly appointed U.S. Sen. Tim Scott. The winner goes up against Democrat Elizabeth Colbert-Busch in next month’s special election.

UPDATE: Obviously Jesus didn’t endorse Bostic (who appears to be a habitual bearer of false witness), but this crazy Tabernacle in Ladson did. Sheesh … to read our endorsement in this race, click here. And for some additional context, click here.

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70 comments

Oral Roberts April 1, 2013 at 1:14 pm

HEAL !!! VOTE FOR BOSTIC !!! MAY THE LAME WALK, THE BLIND SEE, AND THE DEMONS BE DRIVEN OUT !!! IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!!! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN !!!

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shifty henry April 1, 2013 at 3:01 pm

Which reminds me —–
Three guys with injuries go into a bar to chug a few beers. One guy has his leg in a cast and is on crutches. The second guy has his arm in a cast. The third guy is wearing a neck brace.
After being served, one guy looks down to the end of the bar, and calls the bartender over. He asks, “Have you noticed the guy at the end of bar who looks like Jesus?”
The bartender replies, “Actually, he is Jesus.”
The three guys decide to each send a beer to him to honor him for all of His good works..
When Jesus is leaving, he stops to thank them for the beers. He says, “I will do something nice for each of you.”
Jesus says to the guy on crutches, “Thou be healed.” The leg cast splits and the man throws away his crutches. “Gee, thanks,” he says.
Jesus says to guy with the arm cast. “Thou be healed.” The cast splits and the man also says, “Gee, thanks.”
As Jesus turns to the guy with the neck brace, the man says, “I appreciate it but please don’t bother. I’m still collecting my disability checks.”

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Anal Roberts April 1, 2013 at 3:57 pm

Amem, brother Oral! Too bad BigT couldn’t get off work to stump for Bostic, but Jesus has jumped in to save us from the Democrat!

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Oral Roberts April 1, 2013 at 1:14 pm

HEAL !!! VOTE FOR BOSTIC !!! MAY THE LAME WALK, THE BLIND SEE, AND THE DEMONS BE DRIVEN OUT !!! IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!!! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN !!!

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shifty henry April 1, 2013 at 3:01 pm

Which reminds me —–
Three guys with injuries go into a bar to chug a few beers. One guy has his leg in a cast and is on crutches. The second guy has his arm in a cast. The third guy is wearing a neck brace.
After being served, one guy looks down to the end of the bar, and calls the bartender over. He asks, “Have you noticed the guy at the end of bar who looks like Jesus?”
The bartender replies, “Actually, he is Jesus.”
The three guys decide to each send a beer to him to honor him for all of His good works..
When Jesus is leaving, he stops to thank them for the beers. He says, “I will do something nice for each of you.”
Jesus says to the guy on crutches, “Thou be healed.” The leg cast splits and the man throws away his crutches. “Gee, thanks,” he says.
Jesus says to guy with the arm cast. “Thou be healed.” The cast splits and the man also says, “Gee, thanks.”
As Jesus turns to the guy with the neck brace, the man says, “I appreciate it but please don’t bother. I’m still collecting my disability checks.”

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Anal Roberts April 1, 2013 at 3:57 pm

Amem, brother Oral! Too bad BigT couldn’t get off work to stump for Bostic, but Jesus has jumped in to save us from the Democrat!

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Ken E. April 1, 2013 at 1:22 pm

“We reject any form of the theory of evolution” Yeah, no thanks, Baptist Tabernacle.

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? April 1, 2013 at 1:53 pm

They might be right if they are referring to themselves.

:)

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BigT April 1, 2013 at 2:31 pm

Ever ask your (Dumb@$$) selves…why it’s called THEORY of Evolution???
Evolution is FAR, FAR from proven (easier to dis=prove, considerign all the Hoaxes perptuated in its name.)
Now I concede you cannot PROVE creation, but at least there is a RECORDED history to base Creation, or intelligent design, on.
You have nothing, other than a bunch of Dumb@$$ liberals who HATE Christians, and think your THEORY gives you more of a reason to Hate people who worship a God, other than liberalsim…

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Allah Kart April 1, 2013 at 3:23 pm

“Evolution is FAR, FAR from proven (easier to dis=prove, considerign all the Hoaxes perptuated in its name.)”

Please, we have fossil records, DNA…but enlighten us, Dipshit.

You’re a complete fool.

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Ken E. April 1, 2013 at 3:41 pm

We have recorded history from over 4 billion years ago? Really? Were humans really around to witness and record the creation of the solar system?

Ya know, a majority of Christians do believe in evolution. (Well, maybe not in SC.) Catholics were on board as of 1950. Why don’t you join at least the 20th century.

I guess as a Christian hater, I really should stop going to those services every week…

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tomstickler April 1, 2013 at 4:02 pm

Give us your take on the THEORY of Gravity.

Then look up the dictionary definition of “theory.”

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Ken E. April 1, 2013 at 4:07 pm

“The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

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Thor April 1, 2013 at 4:22 pm Reply
Swingline April 2, 2013 at 9:51 am

It’s official. BigT has jumped the shark.

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Ken E. April 1, 2013 at 1:22 pm

“We reject any form of the theory of evolution” Yeah, no thanks, Baptist Tabernacle.

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? April 1, 2013 at 1:53 pm

They might be right if they are referring to themselves.

:)

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BigT April 1, 2013 at 2:31 pm

Ever ask your (Dumb@$$) selves…why it’s called THEORY of Evolution???
Evolution is FAR, FAR from proven (easier to dis=prove, considerign all the Hoaxes perptuated in its name.)
Now I concede you cannot PROVE creation, but at least there is a RECORDED history to base Creation, or intelligent design, on.
You have nothing, other than a bunch of Dumb@$$ liberals who HATE Christians, and think your THEORY gives you more of a reason to Hate people who worship a God, other than liberalsim…

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Allah Kart April 1, 2013 at 3:23 pm

“Evolution is FAR, FAR from proven (easier to dis=prove, considerign all the Hoaxes perptuated in its name.)”

Please, we have fossil records, DNA…but enlighten us, Dipshit.

You’re a complete fool.

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Ken E. April 1, 2013 at 3:41 pm

We have recorded history from over 4 billion years ago? Really? Were humans really around to witness and record the creation of the solar system?

Ya know, a majority of Christians do believe in evolution. (Well, maybe not in SC.) Catholics were on board as of 1950. Why don’t you join at least the 20th century.

I guess as a Christian hater, I really should stop going to those services every week…

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tomstickler April 1, 2013 at 4:02 pm

Give us your take on the THEORY of Gravity.

Then look up the dictionary definition of “theory.”

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Ken E. April 1, 2013 at 4:07 pm

“The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

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Thor April 1, 2013 at 4:22 pm Reply
Swingline April 2, 2013 at 9:51 am

It’s official. BigT has jumped the shark.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein April 1, 2013 at 1:25 pm

Jesus may have endorsed Bostic, but Pablo, Jorge, Rico, Jose, Pedro, and the rest of the guys at Stall & Ashley Phosphate are voting Democrat.

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Moman50 April 1, 2013 at 3:16 pm

No theyre not.Cant vote.No picture Ids!

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TontoBubbaGoldstein April 1, 2013 at 1:25 pm

Jesus may have endorsed Bostic, but Pablo, Jorge, Rico, Jose, Pedro, and the rest of the guys at Stall & Ashley Phosphate are voting Democrat.

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Moman50 April 1, 2013 at 3:16 pm

No theyre not.Cant vote.No picture Ids!

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Karla McGowan April 1, 2013 at 1:32 pm

Blashemy from Curtis Bostic. He’s going straight to hell along with Sanford. And I’m Not Particular a religious person.

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snickering April 1, 2013 at 1:32 pm

Blashemy from Curtis Bostic. He’s going straight to hell along with Sanford. And I’m Not Particular a religious person.

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BigT April 1, 2013 at 1:44 pm

Look: FITS is a proud, Christian-bashing, Religious Bigot. Anti-Christian Liberals on here squeal w/ glee, and agree, when FITS attacks Christians who do not manifest their beliefs, in a way in which he approves. FITS supports Sanford.
Admit who you are FITS, and what you stand for. Why are you, and the libs, a Cowardm for what you represent?

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Will Folks aka Sic April 1, 2013 at 1:48 pm

Again, man … I love you.

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BigT April 1, 2013 at 2:26 pm

And I thank you, and all liberals, for being you. No one would believe me, otherwise.

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Rick S April 1, 2013 at 3:52 pm

You know, some Christians like me are glad this was brought to light. I’m tired of it being implied it’s a sin to vote for Mark Sanford.

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Tom April 1, 2013 at 7:35 pm

I agree, it is wrong to imply it would be a sin to vote for Mark Sanford. It is far better to say it explicitly and eliminate doubt.

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BigT April 1, 2013 at 1:44 pm

Look: FITS is a proud, Christian-bashing, Religious Bigot. Anti-Christian Liberals on here squeal w/ glee, and agree, when FITS attacks Christians who do not manifest their beliefs, in a way in which he approves. FITS supports Sanford.
Admit who you are FITS, and what you stand for. Why are you, and the libs, a Cowardm for what you represent?

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Will Folks aka Sic April 1, 2013 at 1:48 pm

Again, man … I love you.

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BigT April 1, 2013 at 2:26 pm

And I thank you, and all liberals, for being you. No one would believe me, otherwise.

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Rick S April 1, 2013 at 3:52 pm

You know, some Christians like me are glad this was brought to light. I’m tired of it being implied it’s a sin to vote for Mark Sanford.

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Tom April 1, 2013 at 7:35 pm

I agree, it is wrong to imply it would be a sin to vote for Mark Sanford. It is far better to say it explicitly and eliminate doubt.

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Smirks April 1, 2013 at 1:45 pm

Jesus said “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” I guess Jesus gets first dibs on Bostic.

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Voting Democrat and Loving It April 1, 2013 at 1:45 pm

any redneck moron is ready to lead the state backwards, entrenching us in the Neanderthal days. gotta love baptist morons ! esp from that CLASSY Ladson …….

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BigT April 1, 2013 at 1:49 pm

Ever look at the voting stats in Dillon County, Hampton and Willuiamsburg, Clarendon, Orangeburg counties???…If it’s backward, you’re a Dumb@$$ if you have educated yourself, and cannot figure out why…But if you vote “D” I think we know the answer to the question…,
You are proof that Ignorance (and voting democrat) is Bliss…

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Smirks April 1, 2013 at 1:45 pm

Jesus said “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” I guess Jesus gets first dibs on Bostic.

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Voting Democrat and Loving It April 1, 2013 at 1:45 pm

any redneck moron is ready to lead the state backwards, entrenching us in the Neanderthal days. gotta love baptist morons ! esp from that CLASSY Ladson …….

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BigT April 1, 2013 at 1:49 pm

Ever look at the voting stats in Dillon County, Hampton and Willuiamsburg, Clarendon, Orangeburg counties???…If it’s backward, you’re a Dumb@$$ if you have educated yourself, and cannot figure out why…But if you vote “D” I think we know the answer to the question…,
You are proof that Ignorance (and voting democrat) is Bliss…

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Fleet April 1, 2013 at 1:47 pm

Satan endorses Sanford.

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Fleet April 1, 2013 at 1:47 pm

Satan endorses Sanford.

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MBC April 1, 2013 at 2:20 pm

So,does that mean Sanford can stop wearing the Bible on a chain around his neck,the one he’s been wearing every since he got caught in Argentina ?

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Father Sebastin April 1, 2013 at 3:39 pm

This guy sounds more and more like Richard Eckstrom and Bob Peeler! living in sin, while attending Church and continuing to profess their belief.
God will not be mocked !

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MBC April 1, 2013 at 2:20 pm

So,does that mean Sanford can stop wearing the Bible on a chain around his neck,the one he’s been wearing every since he got caught in Argentina ?

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Father Sebastin April 1, 2013 at 3:39 pm

This guy sounds more and more like Richard Eckstrom and Bob Peeler! living in sin, while attending Church and continuing to profess their belief.
God will not be mocked !

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shifty henry April 1, 2013 at 2:42 pm

This just in —— Bostic is “pumped up” over the news of his latest endorsement.

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shifty henry April 1, 2013 at 2:42 pm

This just in —— Bostic is “pumped up” over the news of his latest endorsement.

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Jan April 1, 2013 at 3:13 pm

“One day after rising from dead, the Son of our Lord weighed in on the “Republican” runoff in South Carolina’s first congressional district.”

Actually today would be approximately 1978 years after he rose from the dead, give or take a few years . So it did take him quite a while to weigh in on SC politics.

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Tonto April 1, 2013 at 5:22 pm

If Jesus had had a gun, he’ll still be alive.

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Jan April 1, 2013 at 6:03 pm

Wow, wrong on so many levels!

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Jan April 1, 2013 at 3:13 pm

“One day after rising from dead, the Son of our Lord weighed in on the “Republican” runoff in South Carolina’s first congressional district.”

Actually today would be approximately 1978 years after he rose from the dead, give or take a few years . So it did take him quite a while to weigh in on SC politics.

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Tonto April 1, 2013 at 5:22 pm

If Jesus had had a gun, he’ll still be alive.

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Jan April 1, 2013 at 6:03 pm

Wow, wrong on so many levels!

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Thomas April 1, 2013 at 3:22 pm

Paul? That guy who pulled Christians out of their homes, at night, and killed them? That Paul?

http://barnhardt.biz/

Enough with that. Jackie Bradely Jr is starting today.

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?c_id=bos&gid=2013_04_01_bosmlb_nyamlb_1#gid=2013_04_01_bosmlb_nyamlb_1&mode=gameday

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Thomas April 1, 2013 at 3:22 pm

Paul? That guy who pulled Christians out of their homes, at night, and killed them? That Paul?

http://barnhardt.biz/

Enough with that. Jackie Bradely Jr is starting today.

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?c_id=bos&gid=2013_04_01_bosmlb_nyamlb_1#gid=2013_04_01_bosmlb_nyamlb_1&mode=gameday

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jimlewisowb April 1, 2013 at 3:46 pm

Several years ago passed by a juke joint and the portable sign missing one wheel read,

Jesus stopped by last night and said all was forgiven, Happy Hour beings at 6

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jimlewisowb April 1, 2013 at 3:46 pm

Several years ago passed by a juke joint and the portable sign missing one wheel read,

Jesus stopped by last night and said all was forgiven, Happy Hour beings at 6

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John Simmons April 1, 2013 at 4:04 pm

I realize that this is an April Fools post, but it would be nice to see a politician not pander to any religious group. Especially since they have tax exempt status, and therefore should shut up about politics.

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John Simmons April 1, 2013 at 4:04 pm

I realize that this is an April Fools post, but it would be nice to see a politician not pander to any religious group. Especially since they have tax exempt status, and therefore should shut up about politics.

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