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Elin Nordegren And Tiger Woods?

SIGNS POINT TO “NO” Elin Nordegren made a cool $110 million off of her 2010 divorce from superstar golfer Tiger Woods – but she could make more than three times that much the next time he publicly humiliates her. Wait … what? The internet has been ablaze with rumors that…

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SIGNS POINT TO “NO”

Elin Nordegren made a cool $110 million off of her 2010 divorce from superstar golfer Tiger Woods – but she could make more than three times that much the next time he publicly humiliates her.

Wait … what?

The internet has been ablaze with rumors that Woods “re-proposed” to Nordegren over the Christmas vacation – and agreed to sign a $200 million prenuptial agreement (complete with a $350 million “no cheating” clause). The philandering former No. 1 golfer in the world – who hasn’t won a major championship in five years – is reportedly so desperate to get back together with his ex-wife (and mother of his two children) that he’s willing to pony up more than half of his estimated $600 million fortune.

Woods hasn’t commented on the rumors, while sources close to Nordegren are blasting them as “farcical, bogus, absolutely fiction, false.”

We’re inclined to believe those sources.

No matter how much money Woods is offering, we can’t envision a scenario in which Nordegren would ever take him back. The sex scandal which unraveled Woods’ career was simply too big, too graphic and involved far too many women. Also what’s that expression? “Once a cheater …”

Of course we can’t blame the man for trying …

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26 comments

Nolff January 21, 2013 at 1:31 pm

Scandinavians have a special kind of vaj that doesn’t stink. Someone named Doug Stanhope told me about that.

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shifty henry January 21, 2013 at 1:33 pm

…. I had something to say but I changed my mind

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fuu January 21, 2013 at 8:41 pm

She has been defiled.

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Uncle Remus January 22, 2013 at 1:38 pm

Once a black cock has plowed the furrow, it is no longer good

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Robert January 21, 2013 at 2:20 pm

Very attractive lady….and with her bank account, I could put up with a lot of shit from her.

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Tricycle January 21, 2013 at 2:22 pm

Yuck. Feed her. Please.

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BradWarthenSucks January 21, 2013 at 5:52 pm

Are you serious? Not all of us are chubby chasers like Tricycle.

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Mike Traynor January 21, 2013 at 3:22 pm

She cannot be that stupid.

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7770 January 21, 2013 at 5:27 pm

And Joe Wilson still thinks Tiger Woods is a lost animal at Riverbanks Zoo. Moron.

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Uncle Remus January 22, 2013 at 6:43 am

He is related to a monkey so I can see the zoo may be looking for him.

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7770 January 21, 2013 at 5:28 pm

I heard Joe Wilson still thinks Tiger Woods is a lost animal at Riverbanks Zoo. Moron.

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Uncle Remus January 21, 2013 at 6:26 pm

My oh my. What a fine lady!

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dwb619 January 21, 2013 at 7:03 pm

Stranger things have happened. Once a gold-digger, always a gold-digger.
Of course this would a sure fire slam dunk trip to the bank.

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Hjalmar Gustav January 21, 2013 at 7:51 pm

This lady needs to hook up with a Viking like me. A Nordic lass like Elin needs a strong man with good genes to give her more blue-eyed children. We drink beer from ox horn on fur blankets this time of year. I will provide her a new Volvo year after year — the color of her choice.

I may be as strong as a musk ox, but I have the heart of a baby rain deer. Elin I will satisfy you and you can bet your bent 9 iron on that.

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fuu January 21, 2013 at 8:44 pm

Color of choice … homie.

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Judy Chop, Casual Hero January 21, 2013 at 9:00 pm

If it was just “color of choice” whose choice would it be? Gustav’s or Erin’s?

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Judy Chop, Casual Hero January 21, 2013 at 8:35 pm

Tiger say he misses his Twinkie cake. Sumpin’ about that velvety smooth coconut topping with the ever so slightly pink tinged creme in the inside.

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Sailor January 21, 2013 at 9:58 pm

O.K. Insect, let’s have your professional rating!!

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Uncle Remus January 22, 2013 at 6:42 am

I’d give her a 110.

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Original Good Old Boy January 22, 2013 at 1:34 pm

She’s attractive, but he cheated with hotter women.

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jimlewis,owb January 22, 2013 at 8:22 am

willie

When you have some down time how about try to find some layouts of full bodied women

Protruding hip bones, exposed rib cages and hollow cheeks ain’t all that damn attractive

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Eldridge X. Skank January 22, 2013 at 5:57 pm

Wait till that ass balloons and those tits start to sag. She’ll take him back then.

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Phil Dickinsome January 22, 2013 at 6:00 pm

That’s a difficult hole, fo sho.

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9" January 22, 2013 at 11:47 pm

Fits tryin’ make hisself GAY

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TontoBubbaGoldstein January 23, 2013 at 12:18 am

For only $10,000 a day, YOU can help feed a starving Scandanavian…..

“Surely someone on the camera crew could give her a sandwich?”
—The late, great Sam Kinison

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tryingtomakeitrealcomparedtowhat? January 23, 2013 at 12:26 am

“I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. “What’s a giraffe taste like?” “A hippopotamus! I had ’em back-to-back!”” –
— Mitch Hedberg

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