SIGNS POINT TO “NO”
Elin Nordegren made a cool $110 million off of her 2010 divorce from superstar golfer Tiger Woods – but she could make more than three times that much the next time he publicly humiliates her.
Wait … what?
The internet has been ablaze with rumors that Woods “re-proposed” to Nordegren over the Christmas vacation – and agreed to sign a $200 million prenuptial agreement (complete with a $350 million “no cheating” clause). The philandering former No. 1 golfer in the world – who hasn’t won a major championship in five years – is reportedly so desperate to get back together with his ex-wife (and mother of his two children) that he’s willing to pony up more than half of his estimated $600 million fortune.
Woods hasn’t commented on the rumors, while sources close to Nordegren are blasting them as “farcical, bogus, absolutely fiction, false.”
We’re inclined to believe those sources.
No matter how much money Woods is offering, we can’t envision a scenario in which Nordegren would ever take him back. The sex scandal which unraveled Woods’ career was simply too big, too graphic and involved far too many women. Also what’s that expression? “Once a cheater …”
Of course we can’t blame the man for trying …
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Scandinavians have a special kind of vaj that doesn’t stink. Someone named Doug Stanhope told me about that.
…. I had something to say but I changed my mind
She has been defiled.
Once a black cock has plowed the furrow, it is no longer good
Very attractive lady….and with her bank account, I could put up with a lot of shit from her.
Yuck. Feed her. Please.
Are you serious? Not all of us are chubby chasers like Tricycle.
She cannot be that stupid.
And Joe Wilson still thinks Tiger Woods is a lost animal at Riverbanks Zoo. Moron.
He is related to a monkey so I can see the zoo may be looking for him.
I heard Joe Wilson still thinks Tiger Woods is a lost animal at Riverbanks Zoo. Moron.
My oh my. What a fine lady!
Stranger things have happened. Once a gold-digger, always a gold-digger.
Of course this would a sure fire slam dunk trip to the bank.
This lady needs to hook up with a Viking like me. A Nordic lass like Elin needs a strong man with good genes to give her more blue-eyed children. We drink beer from ox horn on fur blankets this time of year. I will provide her a new Volvo year after year — the color of her choice.
I may be as strong as a musk ox, but I have the heart of a baby rain deer. Elin I will satisfy you and you can bet your bent 9 iron on that.
Color of choice … homie.
If it was just “color of choice” whose choice would it be? Gustav’s or Erin’s?
Tiger say he misses his Twinkie cake. Sumpin’ about that velvety smooth coconut topping with the ever so slightly pink tinged creme in the inside.
O.K. Insect, let’s have your professional rating!!
I’d give her a 110.
She’s attractive, but he cheated with hotter women.
willie
When you have some down time how about try to find some layouts of full bodied women
Protruding hip bones, exposed rib cages and hollow cheeks ain’t all that damn attractive
Wait till that ass balloons and those tits start to sag. She’ll take him back then.
That’s a difficult hole, fo sho.
Fits tryin’ make hisself GAY
For only $10,000 a day, YOU can help feed a starving Scandanavian…..
“Surely someone on the camera crew could give her a sandwich?”
—The late, great Sam Kinison
“I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. “What’s a giraffe taste like?” “A hippopotamus! I had ’em back-to-back!”” –
— Mitch Hedberg