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Prioleau Alexander: ‘Sinister’

Trigger words and their real meaning …

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Every now and then I go onto to get a read on where the bedwetters stand on the issues. There might be a new sexual perversion in vogue, or news of a racist meter maid, or perhaps another Trump indictment that I’m not getting the true and hard news about.

Honestly, I don’t recommend you do it — you’ll become stupider just by reading the headlines. Fortunately, I’m a professional CNN seer, and can recover with a handle of good scotch.

On my most recent foray into the putrid cesspool of liberal tears, I came across an opinion piece that caught my eye … because it changed my mind about everything. I have an entirely new world-view, because it pointed out the obvious: It is about the “dark and sinister” language being used by outlets that report the news, instead of reading aloud a DNC press release. The first terrifying paragraph begins thusly:

The Biden White House is referred to as the “Biden regime.”

I wonder why … those words are usually applied to dictatorships. You know, those tinpot potentates who control the federales, and sic them on their enemies. The rulers who own the legal system, and use it to imprison anyone who speaks out about them. Who openly make illegal deals with foreign nations to enrich themselves. Who declare they won’t use their executive powers to make laws, because no one does that “unless you’re a dictator,” then do that exact thing within one day of assuming power.  

It also applies to autocrats who’d perform medical experiments on their citizens, under penalty of law. The kind of depots who refuse to take questions from the press. You know, dictators who remain in power even after their brain is no longer functioning.

Federal law enforcement are (sic) referred to as the “Gestapo” and Biden’s “personal police force.”

This is outrageous. To say that, you’d have to reach the point of conducting pre-dawn SWAT raids on octogenarians charged with minor crimes. Order the police to arrest the former president of the nation. Only an actual “Gestapo” would lie to courts, conspire to cover up crimes, act in the best interests of the Dictator’s party, and conduct kangaroo investigations that always come out in favor of Der Führer.

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Joe Biden (The White House)

Charlie Sykes smartly pointed out, “One does not argue, debate or disagree with the gestapo.” Instead, “You go to war with them.”   

Here we respectfully disagree, because no one would go to war against a Dictator’s governmental forces — you’d “need F-16s to do that.”

Institutions such as the Department of Justice are referred to as “the Department of Injustice.”

That’s going too far, dammit. There’s no way our Department of Justice would allow spying on Americans, or refuse to indict criminals when the evidence is literally on the front page of half the nation’s news outlets. Real justice can only be meted out by an organization that applies the law evenly to all men — and that’s ours.

Talk of imprisoning Democratic politicians — and even their families — in acts of revenge is par for the course.

One might think that talking about it is less offensive than actually doing that exact thing, but your eyes and ears deceive you. Besides, that could never happen, because the Department of Justice is all-seeing, and would never allow a politician to be railroaded for, say, deleting 30,000 emails that had already been subpoenaed.

None of this is an exaggeration. It is the reality of what is being broadcast in millions of homes across the country.

Agreed! It’s time for the Biden Not-A-Regime to stifle even more speech. And not just information and insults they disagree with, but down to specific verbs and adjectives they deem to be “dark and sinister.”

Language carries with it serious consequences.

Well, duh! Especially if you misgender someone, call them by their dead name, criticize a vaccine that never worked but instead killed people, or question a dictator’s honesty. Those should be crimes, just like the new hate-crime of saying, “I don’t believe Joe Biden got 10,000,000 more votes than Barrack Obama.”

Each day gives way to evidence that the fact-defying repetition is working. A CNN poll published Thursday found that nearly 70 percent of Republicans and Republican-leaners said they believed Biden’s presidential win was not legitimate, a staggering majority despite there being no evidence of widespread election fraud. 

That shows how stupid Republicans are. I mean, sure, there could’ve been a little fraud — but so little it didn’t matter. You’d have to get caught literally stopping the vote counting in key swing counties like Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Milwaukee, and Atlanta. Wait, it did stop in Atlanta, but that was due to a water main break leaky urinal, so that made sense. Plus, you’d need to mail ballots to millions of people who didn’t request them, then have people collect them, and act as mules to stuff the unsupervised ballot collection stations where the security cameras were broken.



Arguably, the rhetoric saturating mainstream right-wing media today is more extreme than the hyperbole used in the weeks leading up to the insurrection at the US Capitol. In those weeks, just like now, right-wing media forces set the stage and gathered the tinder for Trump — who was happy to light a match to the gasoline-soaked kindling gathered before him on January 6.

On the money … because when Trump said, “Protest peacefully,” it was code for “rush into the Capitol, unarmed, and use your bare hands to topple the Republic.” Besides, it was Trump’s fault that government provocateurs were intermingled with the crowd, yelling support, the police opened the barriers, and gave a personal tour to a dude wearing horns on his head.

At the very least, the poison pumped into the national discourse has maimed America’s shared sense of democratic principles and contributed to profound polarization, dividing neighbors, friends, and families.

Boom! Nailed it! None of that divide has to do with mutilating children, grooming them for molestation at the library, failing to prosecute anyone with a (D) after their name, riots, looting, arson, murder, Covid-19 tyranny, Big Tech/Government collusion to suppress free speech, spying on Americans, fake DOJ investigations, burning courthouses and police precincts, destroying the military, shooting police, a President unable to speak like a cogent human, cashless bail, 20 million illegal aliens, crime skyrocketing, telling White children “every White person is racist,” children’s animated movies featuring gay teenage romances, and destroying the culture and establishments that made America a global superpower.

Nope, none of that. It was all just FOX and … you know, those conservative radio shows.

But in the wake of Trump’s third arrest, over an attempt to topple American democracy, and ever-intensified rhetoric, let’s hope history does not repeat itself.    

How doooo they do it? On the money every time! Everyone knows Trump did a Vulcan mind-meld with the January 6, 2021 protestors and made them rush the Capitol … and directly tried to topple the Republic by saying the forbidden words, “I think the election was stolen.”

To all my conservative readers … I’m sorry. It just makes too much sense to argue. I’m headed out to register as a Democrat, buy a dress, go to the library, and have an 8-year-old stranger sit on my lap while I sniff his hair. Oh, and I plan to vote 400 times for Biden in 2024.



Prioleau Alexander (Provided)

Prioleau Alexander is a freelance writer, focusing mostly on politics and non-fiction humor. He is the author of two books: ‘You Want Fries With That?’ and ‘Dispatches Along the Way.’ Both are available on Amazon. He hopes to have another title published soon, but that would require his agent actually doing his job, so it may be awhile. Oh, and if you want to see his preferred bio pic? Click here …



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Fools names and fools faces are often seen in public places August 16, 2023 at 7:36 am

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Your family and friends are embarrassed by you. What are you so mad about? It obviously is inside you and has nothing to do with politics. You are a dark soul, dude. Dont wanna see your browser history.

Sad Truth August 16, 2023 at 8:17 am

Guys like Drunkle don’t know what they are mad about until right wing media tells them what to be mad at on any given day. He’s addicted to outrage porn, it controls his life. If he had enough good stuff going on in his personal life he wouldn’t have time to cry so much about other people living theirs, let alone have any interest in doing so. Go ride a bike, walk a dog, get a hobby, touch grass. Then you won’t have to worry about a drag queen reading a book somewhere. Jesus Christ.

Sam Bomash August 16, 2023 at 9:20 am

Well done, Prioleau. The idiocy…the preposterousness of liberal ideology has led us to this society where what is smack dab in your face as a fact can be denied. The “bring in the National Guard” people who want to further diminish local policing are a perfect example. We screwed.

Observer (the real one) August 16, 2023 at 2:00 pm


Wonder what this poor goober thinks are “hard facts”?

Yes, you screwed, dummy.

PGT Beauregard III Top fan August 16, 2023 at 12:23 pm

What a lunatic.

Observer (the real one) August 16, 2023 at 1:25 pm

If you think CNN is “liberal”, it’s shows just how incredibly far-rightwing Republicans have become.

Openly supporting a rapist and traitor, who is facing 91+ felony charges all over the East Coast (remember…it’s Republicans who have been testifying against Trump. Not Biden and Democrats) is a strange way to show you love America, drunkle.

Safe Space August 16, 2023 at 1:58 pm

It’s nice of FitsNews to allow a space for mentally retarded adults to post their ramblings.

Jack Hinson August 16, 2023 at 4:07 pm

Criminals always bitch that law enforcement is out to get them, and I guess they are right. We all know he stole classified documents with nuclear secrets and refused to return them. We all know he paid off a porn star, tried to hide it and misreported it on his taxes. That leaves the insurrection.

With fascists like Trump, complaints about persecution are either projection or confession. Jesus said he who lives by the sword will die by the sword. Trump started his political career with chants of “lock her up” at his rallies. He then did everything in his power to get the FBI and the DOJ to trump up charges against Hillary and later against Biden. When they could find nothing to charge them with he was furious.

When it became clear he was losing the election to Biden, he had to come up with an excuse to not (in his words) be the biggest loser in history. So he created the big lie. The stolen election. None of it was true but it took on a life of its own and he and his minions concocted a scheme to overturn the election. When all his plans to get conspirators to throw out Biden’s votes failed, he went to plan B. Get Pence to throw out the Biden electors on January 6. When that failed he turned to plan C open insurrection. He had called his MAGA crowd to Washington, and now he pointed them at the Capitol and traitor Pence and told them to fight like hell. There was no need for a mind meld. His militia supporters, (gangs really) knew what to do. They had been planning for weeks and met with Trump supporter, Roger Stone, at the Willard Hotel to review the plan in the days leading to January 6. They knew if Pence did not do what Trump was asking they would use the riled-up crowd to attack the Capitol, with the full intent to kill Mike Pence, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and as many Democrats as it took to give Republicans loyal to Trump control of both houses.

It all went according to plan, but the coup failed, because police officers stood their ground and held back the crowd until help arrived, and as one Proud Boy complained, “they should have brought guns,” They had brought guns with them to DC, illegally I might, and stored them in their Hotel rooms for the 6th. Trump’s little “Proteste Peacefully” was meaningless. It was designed to shield him if the attack failed. Almost no one heard it and when he was repeatedly asked to repeat it and call off the attacking mob, he refused to do so. Instead, he tweeted that Mike Pence let us down, placing a bull’s eye on his back. He never once again asked the mob to disburse or “peacefully protest’ until it was obvious the coup had failed.

This attack was planned weeks before January 6 and Trump was fully aware of this. How else did Roger Stone know to meet with the guys with the guns at the Willard? But I believe in the jury system. Trump needs to defend himself in court and let the jury decide. If he is innocent, he has nothing to worry about. If he is guilty, as a first offender, the prison sentence will likely be light. He will be treated infinitely better than he would have treated five black kids wrongfully accused of rape.

Oh, and by the way there have been over 10,000 arrests nationwide associated with the George Floyd protests that occurred under Trump. But if you didn’t get all your news from right-wing websites and Faux News you would know that.

Your Average Cultist August 17, 2023 at 12:00 pm

Uh, excuse me, but Trump said he did everything right. Why would I need more evidence than that?

GT fur Life August 16, 2023 at 4:23 pm

Republican Gen Xers who worship at Trump’s feet have single handedly destroyed the Republican Party.

Thank you, Will and Drunkle for your efforts!

E Prioleau Alexander Author August 16, 2023 at 10:40 pm

Jack, Thanks for your essay. Please send it in to Will. He’ll publish it.

Anonymous August 18, 2023 at 9:34 am

I always wonder if some people know FOX News and the Murdock’s are considered the Tabloid dynasty of the world. Talk about Sinister! Plus, Fox never has never known True or Hard News in their existence. Please tell me you don’t get any Tabloid “propaganda” from the FOX.

J Monday Top fan August 26, 2023 at 12:31 pm

You are spot on Mr. Alexander, but unfortunately using common sense after examining the reality of the facts is not popular these days.


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