“GET PLENTY OF IT” LOL
Government propaganda is awful. But this is a Canadian government entity. Which means we can laugh at it without feeling pangs of regret in our pocketbooks.
In an effort to raise awareness of the need for Vitamin D consumption, the Yukon Department of Health and Social Services recently launched an advertising campaign encouraging Yukoners to “get plenty of D this winter.”
Take a look …
Ha!
That last one is priceless, isn’t it?
“We knew it was an innuendo for sex,” a spokesperson for the tone-deaf bureaucracy told a local paper regarding the campaign. “We did not realize that it was as crude as it is now being purported to be.”
Purported to be?
So … this is somehow the public’s fault?
Oh well … this particular “need the D” campaign has been pulled, which means we’ll have to wait for it to emerge in the sex education curricula of America’s government-run schools before we can laugh at it again.
Errr … wait …
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I prefer this one. Hey guys, it’s safe to bathe in the water! The toxic elements in it only gives you permanent brain damage if you DRINK it! Thanks Republicans! http://i.imgur.com/rK16PSz.jpg
You have seen Micheal Moore and if he is any indicator Flint is not that into personal hygiene. How do you have that much money yet look homeless?
Or kill crab lice-The only STD I’ve ever caught,and from a female…
Oh no! Did her panties fall on top of your boxers while ya’ii were doing a couple of guys?
Briefs
LOL! I just had to say that before Squishy could, no harm intended.
fine w/me
You damned people need to stop purporting stuff. You make the idiots that run government propaganda mills look bad when you do that. “D” is a sexual innuendo but God forbid anyone think it means “dick.” Or “dicking a dog.” See that’s just nasty and every single one of you should be ashamed.
What’s wrong with nasty? Dick Nasty is my favorite movie star.
ok this song is my long distance dedication for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eJsvDm0qnc
GWAR! They were on of Beavis and Butthead’s favorite bands!
Heh heh, giggle, heh heh… cool…
I kind of suspected the Canadian girls back home in Florida were looking for the D but I didn’t know the Government was suggesting it. Thanks Canada!
Nice,thanks,but I prefer the real thing;dogs don’t kiss and tail
Did you hear about Tom Dick and Harry? — his mother made him stop,,.
Did you hear what happened to the Avon Lady? — Max Factor …..
Do you know how they separate the men from the boys at the Citadel? — with a crow bar …..
Good ones.A friend went to the Citadel before it got PC,and that’s pretty much true;)
Actually, these are the only 3 jokes I can remember from about 25 years ago. These were printed inside of paper match book covers, and I think the cover was Camel cigarettes. All of the jokes were this short to allow printing them. They are better when spoken ….. anybody else remember those match books?
There were some weird stories about Camel’s package,too.I smoked the filterless-quit 30 years ago this year
You had to tear off the tax stamp to see what was printed under it. I have long forgotten what the codes “meant”.
Sometimes getting older and forgetful is a good thing.The 9/11 attacks were funded partly by resell of cigarettes from SC…
One guy I knew in the Navy smoked filterless Camels – he said that way nobody bummed any cigs from him!
And here I thought Sic was pining for the Donald
That’s the subtext.
Luckily SC gets plenty of sun
and our state is run by Ds always finding ways to D us
beauty is in the eye of the beholder.d’s too
On the contrary….our state is run by R’s who give us the shaft (a.k.a the “D”)
/// That last one is priceless, isn’t it? ///
Yeah. Especially the look on that dog’s face. He probably calls her a bitch, too.
… or him.
Well, if you don’t know how to do it, I’ll show you how to D the Dog …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtoj-EUXob8
So when the wife says bring the the D home to me you are in trouble if you don’t have a gallon of milk in your hand? Maybe something else in the other hand to cover all the bases?
I knew it was a mistake to click on this story. I’m just gonna show myself out & leave you boys to your fun in the comments section.
As they say:”Gay,Straight.They all want BJ’s.Men Are dogs,but dogs are smarter.
Ain’t it the truth, though.
Ain’t it.They can’t help it.At times,they’re adorable.Feed them.
Before you go, mamatiger, if you need the “D”, just call on me! I provide multiple injections, USDA certified prime cut.
This was hilarious, at least it was when I read it 2 days ago on REDDIT
LOVE FOR “THE D”
Damn.
TBG thought Lindsey Graham had released a statement.