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Love For “The D”

“GET PLENTY OF IT” LOL Government propaganda is awful.  But this is a Canadian government entity.  Which means we can laugh at it without feeling pangs of regret in our pocketbooks. In an effort to raise awareness of the need for Vitamin D consumption, the Yukon Department of Health and Social…

“GET PLENTY OF IT” LOL

Government propaganda is awful.  But this is a Canadian government entity.  Which means we can laugh at it without feeling pangs of regret in our pocketbooks.

In an effort to raise awareness of the need for Vitamin D consumption, the Yukon Department of Health and Social Services recently launched an advertising campaign encouraging Yukoners to “get plenty of D this winter.”

Take a look …

d 1

d 2

d 3

Ha!

That last one is priceless, isn’t it?

“We knew it was an innuendo for sex,” a spokesperson for the tone-deaf bureaucracy told a local paper regarding the campaign. “We did not realize that it was as crude as it is now being purported to be.”

Purported to be?

So … this is somehow the public’s fault?

Oh well … this particular “need the D” campaign has been pulled, which means we’ll have to wait for it to emerge in the sex education curricula of America’s government-run schools before we can laugh at it again.

Errr … wait …

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38 comments

fl ? p January 28, 2016 at 1:25 pm

I prefer this one. Hey guys, it’s safe to bathe in the water! The toxic elements in it only gives you permanent brain damage if you DRINK it! Thanks Republicans! http://i.imgur.com/rK16PSz.jpg

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Tazmaniac January 28, 2016 at 2:46 pm

You have seen Micheal Moore and if he is any indicator Flint is not that into personal hygiene. How do you have that much money yet look homeless?

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9" January 28, 2016 at 2:47 pm

Or kill crab lice-The only STD I’ve ever caught,and from a female…

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Tazmaniac January 28, 2016 at 2:49 pm

Oh no! Did her panties fall on top of your boxers while ya’ii were doing a couple of guys?

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9" January 28, 2016 at 2:55 pm

Briefs

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Tazmaniac January 28, 2016 at 2:56 pm

LOL! I just had to say that before Squishy could, no harm intended.

9" January 28, 2016 at 2:57 pm

fine w/me

Dick Jergens January 28, 2016 at 1:25 pm

You damned people need to stop purporting stuff. You make the idiots that run government propaganda mills look bad when you do that. “D” is a sexual innuendo but God forbid anyone think it means “dick.” Or “dicking a dog.” See that’s just nasty and every single one of you should be ashamed.

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9" January 28, 2016 at 1:33 pm

What’s wrong with nasty? Dick Nasty is my favorite movie star.

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stumpknocker January 28, 2016 at 1:43 pm

ok this song is my long distance dedication for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eJsvDm0qnc

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CorruptionInColumbia January 28, 2016 at 1:53 pm

GWAR! They were on of Beavis and Butthead’s favorite bands!

Heh heh, giggle, heh heh… cool…

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Tazmaniac January 28, 2016 at 2:12 pm

I kind of suspected the Canadian girls back home in Florida were looking for the D but I didn’t know the Government was suggesting it. Thanks Canada!

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9" January 28, 2016 at 2:02 pm

Nice,thanks,but I prefer the real thing;dogs don’t kiss and tail

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shifty henry January 28, 2016 at 2:18 pm

Did you hear about Tom Dick and Harry? — his mother made him stop,,.
Did you hear what happened to the Avon Lady? — Max Factor …..
Do you know how they separate the men from the boys at the Citadel? — with a crow bar …..

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9" January 28, 2016 at 2:22 pm

Good ones.A friend went to the Citadel before it got PC,and that’s pretty much true;)

shifty henry January 28, 2016 at 2:46 pm

Actually, these are the only 3 jokes I can remember from about 25 years ago. These were printed inside of paper match book covers, and I think the cover was Camel cigarettes. All of the jokes were this short to allow printing them. They are better when spoken ….. anybody else remember those match books?

9" January 28, 2016 at 2:53 pm

There were some weird stories about Camel’s package,too.I smoked the filterless-quit 30 years ago this year

tomstickler January 28, 2016 at 3:56 pm

You had to tear off the tax stamp to see what was printed under it. I have long forgotten what the codes “meant”.

9" January 28, 2016 at 5:11 pm

Sometimes getting older and forgetful is a good thing.The 9/11 attacks were funded partly by resell of cigarettes from SC…

shifty henry January 28, 2016 at 4:21 pm

One guy I knew in the Navy smoked filterless Camels – he said that way nobody bummed any cigs from him!

Dice Man January 28, 2016 at 1:25 pm

And here I thought Sic was pining for the Donald

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Yeah he is ... January 28, 2016 at 1:27 pm

That’s the subtext.

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9" January 28, 2016 at 1:26 pm

Luckily SC gets plenty of sun

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stumpknocker January 28, 2016 at 1:33 pm

and our state is run by Ds always finding ways to D us

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9" January 28, 2016 at 1:35 pm

beauty is in the eye of the beholder.d’s too

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Dick C Normis January 29, 2016 at 11:12 pm

On the contrary….our state is run by R’s who give us the shaft (a.k.a the “D”)

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Flippin' Hilarious January 28, 2016 at 1:32 pm

/// That last one is priceless, isn’t it? ///

Yeah. Especially the look on that dog’s face. He probably calls her a bitch, too.

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Flippin' Hilarious January 28, 2016 at 1:34 pm

… or him.

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Rufus Thomas January 28, 2016 at 1:35 pm

Well, if you don’t know how to do it, I’ll show you how to D the Dog …

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9" January 28, 2016 at 1:37 pm Reply
Tazmaniac January 28, 2016 at 2:10 pm

So when the wife says bring the the D home to me you are in trouble if you don’t have a gallon of milk in your hand? Maybe something else in the other hand to cover all the bases?

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mamatiger92 January 28, 2016 at 2:58 pm

I knew it was a mistake to click on this story. I’m just gonna show myself out & leave you boys to your fun in the comments section.

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9" January 28, 2016 at 3:01 pm

As they say:”Gay,Straight.They all want BJ’s.Men Are dogs,but dogs are smarter.

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mamatiger92 January 28, 2016 at 3:22 pm

Ain’t it the truth, though.

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9" January 28, 2016 at 4:12 pm

Ain’t it.They can’t help it.At times,they’re adorable.Feed them.

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John C. Holmes aka Johnny Wadd January 28, 2016 at 7:44 pm

Before you go, mamatiger, if you need the “D”, just call on me! I provide multiple injections, USDA certified prime cut.

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Behind the times January 28, 2016 at 5:30 pm

This was hilarious, at least it was when I read it 2 days ago on REDDIT

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TontoBubbaGoldstein January 28, 2016 at 9:18 pm

LOVE FOR “THE D”

Damn.
TBG thought Lindsey Graham had released a statement.

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