National Politics - 2016

Marco Rubio’s “Men’s High-Heeled Booties”

CUBAN? OR EUROPEAN? People make their decision to vote (or not vote) for a particular candidate based on all sorts of things … For example, we would never vote for U.S. Senator Marco Rubio of Florida because he hates individual liberty – and because cast the deciding vote in the…

CUBAN? OR EUROPEAN?

People make their decision to vote (or not vote) for a particular candidate based on all sorts of things …

For example, we would never vote for U.S. Senator Marco Rubio of Florida because he hates individual liberty – and because cast the deciding vote in the U.S. Senate on behalf of president Barack Obama‘s crony capitalist trade deal.

Oh, and there’s that pesky immigration issue GOP voters are pretty keyed in on this election cycle …

Beyond that, he’s pretty pathetic when it comes to managing money … and may or may not have some major personal issues lurking in his background.

To that list we must now add … “men’s high-heeled booties.”

Wait … what?

Yes.  Rubio is now making news for his decidedly metrosexual footwear selections.

Where is this being covered?

Glad you asked …

“The boots – which we think are either these Giorgio Brutini boots or these Margiela ones – look a lot like a pair favored by Styles, albeit with slightly less pilgrim flair,” blogger Jessica Roy wrote for New York Magazine‘s “The Cut,” a women’s blog.

Damnit, Marco … where’s your pilgrim flair!

We demand full pilgrim flair!

“All he needs now is a Vespa and a man purse,” one national operative told us.

Oh well, guess we shouldn’t be surprised at Rubio’s “booties.”

He is European … (at least in his work hours).

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86 comments

pogo January 6, 2016 at 11:41 am

I love a man in high heels! Tango sometimes wears them for me. LMAO!!!

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Boz January 6, 2016 at 11:47 am

He can’t borrow my favorite dress!

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pogo January 6, 2016 at 12:16 pm

Go away Boz, we don’t like straight men.

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shifty henry January 6, 2016 at 10:30 pm

One day Tango was home alone when the lady next door came over. “Tango, she said, would you please do me a favor and take off my blouse for me?”

Tango’s face got a little red but he obliged her.

“Now Tango would you please take off my skirt for me?”

Once again Tango obliged her. “Ok Tango take off my panties and bra.”

Tango took the last two items off and tossed them aside his face now burning. She looked Tango in the eyes and said, “And don’t let me catch you wearing my clothes again!”

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The Colonel (R) January 6, 2016 at 11:41 am

Fecal Matters is requesting pictures of Marco in said man boots – he’s a retifist

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mamatiger92 January 6, 2016 at 11:46 am

I thought FITS had a thing for high heels.

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yuck! January 6, 2016 at 11:49 am

I picture you wearing hippie sandals with ingrown toe nails.

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mamatiger92 January 6, 2016 at 11:50 am

Black suede boots with 3″ heels today.

I save the hippie sandals for warmer weather.

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Rocky Verdad January 6, 2016 at 1:08 pm

Gotta love it – Cat wuman!!!

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Tazmaniac January 6, 2016 at 4:08 pm

Now you’re just trying to give Shifty a heart attack!

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Rocky Verdad January 6, 2016 at 4:31 pm

Taz—— Happy New Year to ya!!!!

Tazmaniac January 6, 2016 at 4:34 pm

Same to you. Here is to a great 2016 for all.

shifty henry January 6, 2016 at 10:24 pm

I’m still guessing if the “92” is her age or her weight!

mamatiger92 January 7, 2016 at 8:54 am

ha! 1992 is the year I graduated from Clemson.

shifty henry January 7, 2016 at 9:10 am

Ok, thanks…. I didn’t think it was your height

shifty henry January 6, 2016 at 11:50 am

AAAAGGGHHH..!! Please don’t remind me about the toe fungus ads!

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Slartibartfast January 6, 2016 at 2:33 pm

Whut in th’ Wide-Wide-World-O-Sports is a-goin’ on hyere?

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shifty henry January 6, 2016 at 3:13 pm

Folks are at a loss as what to think or do until the BIG GAME — it’s no fun and not interesting until you have your adult beverages and kiddie food while watching the game. Here’s something to hold you over with —

One football fan lived and died by his favorite football team. He had no time for his family or friends. He could be found only on the couch, a six-pack or part of one at his side, and his eyes glued to the TV screen. One day his wife marched up in front of the screen, opened her bath robe and in all her naked glory said with finality, “Okay, buster – PLAY ME OR TRADE ME..!!

TontoBubbaGoldstein January 6, 2016 at 9:23 pm

Obligatory upvote for “Blazing Saddles” reference.

Slartibartfast January 6, 2016 at 10:21 pm

Then you get an obligatory laurel and hearty handshake..

(Obligatory.. ME? I’m your biggest fan.. except maybe Shifty.)

mamatiger92 January 6, 2016 at 11:51 am

Oh, and I had a pedi Saturday morning, so toes are good for now at least.

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shifty henry January 6, 2016 at 12:52 pm

mmmmmm ,,, you’re tripping my trigger

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The Colonel (R) January 6, 2016 at 11:54 am

What’s wrong with hippie sandal? I wear hippie sandals any time I can and these days it’s a lot more often than it used to be. Ingrown toe nails or toe funk in general – well, that’s just wrong but sandals are the bomb.

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Rocky Verdad January 6, 2016 at 12:37 pm

Or global warming.

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The Colonel (R) January 6, 2016 at 12:39 pm

I don’t know about you but I would have liked a little global warming when I left the house this morning at 0600…

Rocky Verdad January 6, 2016 at 12:55 pm

I’d kill for last week. I went through the holidays in flip flops.

The Colonel (R) January 6, 2016 at 12:58 pm

I had the same thought…

TontoBubbaGoldstein January 6, 2016 at 9:21 pm

TBG hopes all the folks that were kvetching about the warm weather last week are effing happy now…

shifty henry January 6, 2016 at 10:20 pm

My sandals have the 2′” wide toe cover with openings on both sides. I got tired of either stubbing my big toe or folks stepping on my toes or dropping things on them. They also are a bit thicker and heavier than most sandals which makes them excellent for crushing cockroaches!

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The Colonel (R) January 6, 2016 at 10:45 pm

Keens – my favorite.

shifty henry January 6, 2016 at 11:49 am

you betcha’ — Mrs.Sic is extremely classy in them!

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Slartibartfast January 6, 2016 at 2:31 pm

I wore a pair of that exact style of boots back in U of Toronto Graduate School in 1970. NOOOooooooooooooooooooooo.. ‘Course, the winter was warmer, then.

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shifty henry January 6, 2016 at 3:15 pm

I saved those fotos of Mrs. Sic that he shared with us, but I can’t remember how I labeled them …..

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well-i-am into it January 6, 2016 at 11:52 am

There’s nothing wrong with being metrosexual. Traveled all over the world and most of the men in the world have a good footwear impulse, when they can afford it. Some men go with their culture and some men go with something that identifies themselves as belonging to a particular group or a region, with quality of the product determined by what they can afford. That’s how men roll, Will, if you want to know the psychology behind men’s footwear.

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Rocky Verdad January 6, 2016 at 1:11 pm

Unless I’m heading somewhere cold, for air travel I’m going with flip-flops, or if chilly, slip on driving shoes. No hassle at the security line. Unless cold, at home, flip flops. For work or client visits, unfortunately, proper shoes are required. There’s a brand out of Brazil (they’re also making them for Macy’s) – that makes really comfortable dress yet casual shoes. Marco would get some, but I don’t think they are availabe in children’s sizes.

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HD January 6, 2016 at 12:18 pm

Will – You’d be taken more seriously (though still not very) if you had the integrity to reveal who pays you for your posts.

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RIP GOP January 6, 2016 at 12:56 pm

Who cares? It’s fun watching the GOP eat their own. By the time the primaries are over, the eventual GOP nominee will already be so damaged from attacks from his fellow Republicans, he’ll be DOA to most voters. It’s like the GOP is trying to get a Democrat elected.

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idcydm January 6, 2016 at 12:20 pm

Slooooooow newwwwwwwws daaaaaaaay.

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Rocky Verdad January 6, 2016 at 1:09 pm

Payrolls surged by 257,000 against economist expectations of 192,000, with gains evenly distributed among small, medium and large businesses, the report released Wednesday said. Professional and business services led the way with 66,000 new positions as service-related jobs overall accounted for 234,000 of the total.

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THE Ohio State-NFL U. January 6, 2016 at 1:10 pm

How is the stock market doing after a bad 2015?

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Rocky Verdad January 6, 2016 at 1:28 pm

The U.S. stock market peaked in October 2007, when the Dow Jones Industrial Average index exceeded 14,000 points. It then entered a pronounced decline, which accelerated markedly in October 2008. By March 2009, the Dow Jones average had reached a trough of around 6,600.

Good times!!!!!

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George W. Bush January 6, 2016 at 2:09 pm

Heh heh, I told you they misunderestimated me.

Henry January 6, 2016 at 3:10 pm

S&P up almost 300% since Obama Election.

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THE Ohio State-NFL U. January 6, 2016 at 1:12 pm

The manufacturing sector had a rough 2015, though its payrolls have managed to avoid contracting now for two consecutive months. Still, a report released Monday by the Institute for Supply Managementdidn’t paint a terribly cheery picture. The sector’s economic activity in December dropped for the second straight month, as index segments measuring production, new orders and supplier deliveries were all listed as either slowing or contracting.

“The weakest production activity in more than six years, coupled with negative business spending, modest retail consumption, still non-existent inflation, and waning housing market activity… well, let’s just say this is not the storyline monetary policymakers were hoping for as we embark now on a rising [interest] rate environment,” Lindsey Piegza, chief economist at Stifel Fixed Income, wrote in a research note Monday.

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Bible Thumper January 6, 2016 at 12:31 pm

I have noticed how similar Trump is to Liberace. The flamboyant hair, fake tan, interior decor of his home and buildings, his girlish interest in beauty contest…

When I Googled it though, I was surprised to see a recent article that sees the same similarities. In fact there was a lot of hits.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/03/how-trump-is-like-liberace.html

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THE Ohio State-NFL U. January 6, 2016 at 12:50 pm

RINO/liberals like YOU created a Trump.Keep up the good work.Whether he is the nominee or not HE saved the Republican Party at least for another election cycle.

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Bible Thumper January 6, 2016 at 12:53 pm Reply
THE Ohio State-NFL U. January 6, 2016 at 1:09 pm

Haley can apparently play the ‘Skin Flute’.Everybody has some talent.

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Hillary Clinton January 6, 2016 at 1:42 pm

Trump can play the dumbfuck flute, keeping idiots like you dancing and singing until he hands me the White House on a silver platter.

Nikki's Bitches January 6, 2016 at 1:56 pm

She can also play dumb, racist bumpkins, like you.
So well, in fact, that she should teach classes in using low info voters as pawns in achiving greater things. She’s a true master.

TontoBubbaGoldstein January 6, 2016 at 9:17 pm

There just has to be a “candelabra on the piano/tulips on the organ” joke in here somewhere…

shifty henry January 6, 2016 at 10:13 pm

Sorry, TBG, but you asked for it!
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Q. What’s better than a rose on your piano?
A. Tulips on your organ.
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Q. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Slartibartfast January 6, 2016 at 10:34 pm

Bravo! or as they say North of Broad on East Bay, “Damn, bitch!”

Slartibartfast January 6, 2016 at 10:32 pm

You have revealed one of the great weaknesses of this site, your TBGness. I want to show you a picture of my organ. I play it only rarely now because it needs repair. If I stop here, this would be a filthy comment, which I could avoid with a simple picture. Now I have to tell you it was left to me from the estate of my great great grandmother and was made in 1846.. see what I mean?

lost in space January 6, 2016 at 1:26 pm

Trump is a showman, of that there is no doubt, but I think he can offer something positive for this country.
Rubio on the other hand should not be judged by the height of his high heals but by the content of his character-oops, mistress you say? To be sure, Ivana could tell you all about Marla and the exit affair, just like Hillary’s bullying of Bill’s Babes.
Oy, they are all bums.

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erneba January 6, 2016 at 12:35 pm

Marco Rubio’s “men’s high-heeled booties.” are not as distressing as Barrack Obama’s “strap-on genitalia.”

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Bend Over January 6, 2016 at 12:58 pm

Tired of getting shlonged by Barry O?

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erneba January 6, 2016 at 1:18 pm

Yeah, if Obama was to do it, it would have to be with a strap-on.

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Bend Over January 6, 2016 at 1:43 pm

He seems to be more than adept with what God gave him.
Judging by the way he’s owned the GOP for the past couple of years.
It’ll be fun watching the GOP nominee run on their sole accomplishment….temporarily shutting down the government. Failing, yet again, to repeal the ACA. Can’t wait!

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CorruptionInColumbia January 6, 2016 at 2:40 pm

You have a good point. He really has done a great job of fucking this country up.

erneba January 6, 2016 at 2:59 pm

“He really has done a great job of fucking this country up.”
An observation on which many will concur.
And his reign as King..er..er..President will be one reason Hillary Clinton will not be elected the next president. No one wants more of the same, and electing Hillary will continue the misery.

Bend Over January 6, 2016 at 3:15 pm

He’s done fine, but feel free to remain in the nightmare dream world that the GOP has created for you. If you’re not doing good, that’s your fault. Not the President’s. You’re right, though, people don’t want to return to the way it was in 2008. That’s all the GOP candidates are offering. Going backwards.

Goobersmacker January 7, 2016 at 10:58 am

Yeah, like the way he got gas prices below $2/gallon and created hundreds of thousands of jobs. That’s really fucked up!

fred farkel January 6, 2016 at 10:18 pm

That’s because he would need a really big strap-on for your really asshole flumdawg.

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Rocky Verdad January 6, 2016 at 12:38 pm

I’m guessin’ the Brutini’s – but who am I to judge.

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TrikkiNikki January 6, 2016 at 12:39 pm

This is about as relevant to politics as Dennis Corporation on Huger Street is to the engineering world. Both are simply pathetic.

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Bible Thumper January 6, 2016 at 12:59 pm Reply
THE Ohio State-NFL U. January 6, 2016 at 1:06 pm

Nikki Haley has caught the eye of the American public for her candor and honesty about the Rebel flag. But she still has allegations of marital infidelity that get joked about in South Carolina, and which investigative journalists are sure to mine. As a running mate, she may have limited utility.

http://www.webpronews.com/nikki-haley-vp-chatter-premature-infidelity-scandals-still-unresolved-2015-07/

Read it and WEEP!

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THE Ohio State-NFL U. January 6, 2016 at 1:08 pm

FollowDave McW?@DaveMc99TA
Two sign affidavits saying they had affair with Nikki Haley, but Haley won’t bite (Updated) http://charleston.thedigitel.com/politics/two-sign-affidavits-saying-they-had-affair-nikki-h-24445-1016
7:01 AM – 23 Jun 2015

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shifty henry January 7, 2016 at 11:45 am

” Haley won’t bite”
bu – bu – bu – not biting is a GOOD thing !

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9" January 6, 2016 at 1:20 pm Reply
mamatiger92 January 6, 2016 at 3:06 pm

Very Austin Powers.

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9" January 6, 2016 at 4:56 pm

yeah,yeah,yeah

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Burningspeare January 6, 2016 at 1:37 pm

Cuban heels but they look women’s boots.

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Jack needs a mistress January 6, 2016 at 2:41 pm

Just cannot get that IMMINENT scandle can ya?

Hahaha! Too bad. I’m sure it was just going to come out. Any day now.

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Superfly January 6, 2016 at 2:47 pm

Does anyone believe Rafael Cruz really likes wearing his cowboy boots? As if…

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Superfly January 6, 2016 at 3:15 pm

Look like something Al Pacino wore in Donnie Brasco.

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nitrat January 6, 2016 at 3:35 pm

Maybe he’s a closet Flamenco dancer.

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Tazmaniac January 6, 2016 at 3:59 pm Reply
Squishy123 January 6, 2016 at 4:08 pm

Work around Asians, every Asian male owns these or shoes that obviously have lifts built into them. Like being 3/4″ taller is going to make a difference when you’re 5’1″ tall.

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dwb619 January 6, 2016 at 4:09 pm

Did he get those from the prop department for the movie SCARFACE?
YOU BETCHA!
I CAN SEE T RAV WITH HIS FACE IN HALF A KILO FROM MY TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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shifty henry January 6, 2016 at 10:05 pm

pret-tee good!

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shifty henry January 6, 2016 at 10:07 pm

Wife – “Honey, you bought a new pair of shoes. They
look so cool! Where did you get them?”

Husband – “I bought them from my drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!”

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The Buzzman January 6, 2016 at 7:56 pm

At least they are not Bruno Maglis.

If the boot doesn’t suit, you must re-boot.

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