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True Romance At The Kentucky Fried Chicken In Newberry SC

THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING SPECIAL If you’ve never perused the “missed connections” section of Craigslist, you are missing out on some solid gold entertainment. For example, penis-flashing in Newberry, S.C. is apparently a thing. Well, it is at the local Kentucky Fried Chicken … when a particularly…

THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING SPECIAL

If you’ve never perused the “missed connections” section of Craigslist, you are missing out on some solid gold entertainment.

For example, penis-flashing in Newberry, S.C. is apparently a thing. Well, it is at the local Kentucky Fried Chicken … when a particularly fetching vixen is taking orders at the drive-thru window.

Take a look at this “m4w” (man for woman) missed connection that was posted on Craigslist earlier this week, romantically entitled “I flashed you at KFC.”

Monday night around 8 or 9 you were working the drive thru window. I came through with my cock out, I think you saw it but didn’t say anything. You are absolutely gorgeous, I would love to talk.

If you see this and want to talk let me know what I look like or what I ordered.

Wow …

Obviously “I think you saw it” probably isn’t the most ringing endorsement of this guy’s manhood, but you’ve got to admire his tenacity.

He must really want to “talk.”

And you know … in the one out of eleventy kabillion chance this missed connection ultimately “connects,” what a story these two would have to tell when asked the age old question “how did you two meet?”

“Well I was working the drive-thru at the Kentucky Fried Chicken in Newberry, S.C.,” she’d say.

“And I came through with my cock out,” he’d interject.

“But at first I didn’t see it,” she’d respond.

(Both giggling).

True love never fades, does it?

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85 comments

TroubleBaby December 17, 2015 at 7:51 am

“I came through with my cock out”

Seems like an appropriate move while at KFC. Maybe it’s just me.

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Rocky Verdad December 17, 2015 at 8:46 am

What do you if you’re at Popeye’s? “Love that chicken at Popeyes”

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CorruptionInColumbia December 17, 2015 at 8:52 am

Don’t fap with the grease on your hands. Cajun spices are hot.

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Tazmaniac December 17, 2015 at 8:59 am

That’s what she said!

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CorruptionInColumbia December 17, 2015 at 11:28 am

One of the great dreads of fast food…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mJnioUMsTWw

Tazmaniac December 17, 2015 at 12:13 pm

That goes right along with your avatar.

mamatiger92 December 17, 2015 at 10:34 am

Oh my… this brought back painful memories of an ill-fated rendezvous with my husband after he had spent the morning making his homemade scotch bonnet pepper salsa. Very ouch.

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deportdemZwetZbachs December 17, 2015 at 10:40 am

You shit yourself? How attractive.Thanks for sharing.What a lady you aren’t.

sparklecity December 17, 2015 at 11:06 am

Don’t get laid much (if at all) do you?????

Moore SC Homeless Shelter December 17, 2015 at 11:28 am

Clean your damn room up before lunch or no Andy Griffith tonight!

Rocky Verdad December 17, 2015 at 10:46 am

Good that you guys keep it spicey!!!! Cha cha cha!!!!

mamatiger92 December 17, 2015 at 10:49 am

Moral of the story – Wash your hands many, many, many times after chopping hot peppers.

Rocky Verdad December 17, 2015 at 10:53 am

Wear rubber gloves, or rubber somthing.

Rocky Verdad December 17, 2015 at 10:54 am

You realize of course that deport, Flip, TG, Costco Jim, TARev, blah, blah, blah – are all the same person right?

deportdemZwetZbachs December 17, 2015 at 11:00 am

Are you in 8th grade? Grow up.You sound so childish.

sparklecity December 17, 2015 at 11:05 am

Good advice.
I forgot and rubbed my eyes AFTER I washed my hands after making spicy salsa – not fun at all
You’re dead on: washing once ain’t enough………

Soft Sigh from Hell December 17, 2015 at 6:27 pm

Rub with abundant cooking oil and then wash with detergent.

Soft Sigh from Hell December 17, 2015 at 6:25 pm

I once had to get some burn ointment for my fingers after cutting up Scotch bonnet peppers. The real deal, straight from a Jamaican-run grocery store.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt December 17, 2015 at 10:14 pm

Scotch bonnets are no joke. I was first introduced to them in the UK. They had a warning label on the packet…not a pretend fake one, but a real legal warning which I thought was humorous.
I made the mistake of underestimating those bad boys and way overdid it in the curry I made. I nearly died from all the coughing and my eyes and nose watered for a long time. I felt sick while they worked their way through my system…and yes…their exit was not pleasant either.
Still one of the hottest chilies I’ve ever eaten!!!

KFC December 17, 2015 at 6:29 pm

He had on a Clemson hat!

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Bible Thumper December 17, 2015 at 7:53 am

Will, is this the level you’ve sunk? I advise you to remove this post. Absolutely, nothing may have happened, but the girl might be harassed now. If it did happen, it was a crime.

Do you really want to reveal to the world that this is one of your passions? Think about it.

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Rocky Verdad December 17, 2015 at 8:23 am

Awe, I don’t think anyone’s driving up to Newberry for chicken dinner.

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Bible Thumper December 17, 2015 at 8:54 am

You do realize they got the internet in Newberry a few years ago. ;-)

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Rocky Verdad December 17, 2015 at 10:03 am

Having it and knowing how to use it – two different things.

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Stickler Vertango December 17, 2015 at 9:02 am

Could have been worse.Could have been a story about Clemson football. :)

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shifty henry December 17, 2015 at 9:59 am

I need the chuckles from you guys with my first cups of coffee this morning….

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erneba December 17, 2015 at 8:18 am

This guy wants to be dining with a big juicy thigh in each hand.
Seriously, give the guy a chance, much worst lines have scored hits.

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Rocky Verdad December 17, 2015 at 8:23 am

Original Recipe.

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CorruptionInColumbia December 17, 2015 at 8:54 am

… with plenty of red sauce…

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Stickler Verdad December 17, 2015 at 9:00 am

They had to close our local Taco Bell in Okeechobee,FL a few years ago for awhile.
That apparently wasn’t sour cream the local bro’s were putting on tacos and burrito’s. :)

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CorruptionInColumbia December 17, 2015 at 9:16 am

Heard that about a local BK in Columbia, about 20 years ago. A friend and co-worker went home running at both ends after eating there one night.

A Q&A section of the local paper a few weeks later asked if the rumor was true about a male employee of that establishment who was HIV+ getting fired for adding his own special sauce to the mayo there. The official answer was that this was untrue and even if it had been true, mayo is so acedic that it would likely have killed the HIV virus. (Mayo is acedic????)

A friend who had a good friend who worked at DHEC (health department in SC) said the rumor was true about the guy adulterating the condiment by committing adultery with it.

I was grateful that I hadn’t eaten there in about a year, long before this idiot was working there. Of course, for some time thereafter, I had to rib my friend about the night he went home shitting and puking his guts out. I asked him if those little white tadpoles tickled his innards.

Rocky Verdad December 17, 2015 at 10:51 am

Bull. You don’t even know where Okeechobee is. It’s 18% hispanic and 10% black, which group are you in? And the median income is like $30K, so odds you never lived there – about 1,000,000,0000 to one. You find that story on the wires years ago?

Stickler Verdad December 17, 2015 at 11:12 am

A great KOA with a tiki bar and 9 hole golf course.Even took the kids to a KKK rally in the 90’s downtown to show em how racist Democrats are.

Okeechobee is fantastic.Stay out Pahokee and Belle Glade . Too many of YOUR people running around.

FREE PETE December 17, 2015 at 1:36 pm

Watch the French Canadian’s.They are crazy.

Soft Sigh from Hell December 17, 2015 at 6:33 pm

Used to be a redneck (cracker) cowboy town. In the early 1900s the theater is reported to have played Birth of a Nation every Saturday night and the drunk cowboys would shoot up the walls of the place. (I was visiting years ago when the Miami Herald or Sun Sentinel had an historical article on it.)

deportdemZwetZbachs December 17, 2015 at 9:06 am

It actually seems tame in today’s world.I give the guy an A for creativity.

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CorruptionInColumbia December 19, 2015 at 4:43 am

Give piece a chance!

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Rocky Verdad December 17, 2015 at 8:22 am

I remember many years ago working at a local media establishment, that was a member of a larger media group, we’d get newspapers from the other group members. They had a paper from northeast Florida beach town, and the guy working the window at Krystal’s called the cops because a woman had pulled up around mid-night – totally naked. As the lady streaked out on the main drag in her Porshe – the cops came and pulled her over. Turned out she was a recent hire with the State Attorney’s office, and was arrested for drunk driving and exposer. Funny think, her picture, she was really hot lookin’ so I couldn’t understand why the guy called the cops.

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CorruptionInColumbia December 17, 2015 at 8:53 am

Some people were just born buzz kills, I guess.
:-(

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Rocky Verdad December 17, 2015 at 10:53 am

Yeah, he’s posting now.

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mamatiger92 December 17, 2015 at 8:37 am

yikes

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Stickler Vertango December 17, 2015 at 8:55 am

Will you just made pervert Rocky’s day.Now he can masturbate to his picture of Ricky Ricardo in Starbucks this morning.

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Rocky Verdad December 17, 2015 at 10:04 am

I sent the pic back to you – like you requested. Should be there tomorrow – it’s only going up 26 a little ways.

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Tazmaniac December 17, 2015 at 8:58 am

I’m thinking if you’re eating at KFC you’re screwed already.

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CorruptionInColumbia December 17, 2015 at 9:30 am

Ain’t that the truth!!!! I used to love KFC. When I started my first real job after high school, I lived my dream of eating at KFC every day for lunch. It didn’t hurt that this older chick with a nice body (I think she was 26) worked there and was open to dating someone out of hs. I was into cougars before cougars were cool.

The last time I had KFC was about four or five years ago. Shit was disgusting! The wings and legs didn’t look like they came from any life form native to this planet (hormones, I guess). KFC long ago abandoned the “11 different herbs snd spices” that made it so tasty.

Today, the Colonel Sanders impersonator’s commercials bring back memories of the old product, but unless they re-connect with the herbs and spices, as well as use something resembling chickens as I perceive them to be, they won’t be seeing me or my money in their stores.

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shifty henry December 17, 2015 at 9:55 am

I sympathize with you on that. My visits to KFC ended when I discovered they were breeding their own chickens —with six legs and no heads!

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Bible Thumper December 17, 2015 at 10:11 am

Zaxby’s and Bojangles are across the road on Main Street.

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CorruptionInColumbia December 17, 2015 at 10:35 am

The last time I ate Zaxby’s, probably about 15 years ago (that hurts as it doesn’t seem THAT long ago), it was like the “dry vagina” of the chicken world, seriously.

I do occasionally get a hankering for Bojangles and it can be good. I just wish they’d up the cajun spices in their product to where it was in the early 1980’s. That made for a better flavor and they’d see more of my money if they did.

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deportdemZwetZbachs December 17, 2015 at 10:42 am

Zaxby’s is pricey for what ya get and the chicken at Bojangles is great but it doesn’t seem as spicy?

CorruptionInColumbia December 17, 2015 at 10:49 am

Right! They reduced the amount of spice in their “spicey” chicken, some years back. I seem to recall being told that some complained that it was way too hot for them. At one time, they had (I forget the exact name) spicey and “mild”. The spicey (est) was fine by me.
Just don’t fap after eating it unless you wash your hands, first. :-0

deportdemZwetZbachs December 17, 2015 at 11:03 am

Popeyes has a good spicy chicken.

Nölff December 17, 2015 at 9:00 am

I don’t know the new proper dating etiquette, but I think you’re only supposed to show your dong on Snapchat.

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Tazmaniac December 17, 2015 at 9:02 am

LOL! So much for the excitement of discovery in the heat of passion. Guess that is “old school” now.

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shifty henry December 18, 2015 at 3:00 pm

I’m with you there about women — here’s one of my favorites to tell them
———————————-
You are lovely in your evening gown,
You are lovelier in your nightie.
But when the moonlight flits between your tits –
Great God Almighty..!!

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CorruptionInColumbia December 19, 2015 at 4:38 am

One of my favorite bits of romantic poetry from my teen years:

I love many things about you,
Things I realize,
Like your ruby red lips and those sparkling diamond eyes.

But most of all I love that that thing between your thighs that makes my Levis rise!

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shifty henry December 19, 2015 at 8:29 am

ha’ ha’ === a new one for me!

shifty henry December 19, 2015 at 8:33 am

“High Heels are Bad For You” – maybe you but sure as hell not me

A gander at a set of tight calves propped up on several inches of how in the hell does she walk provides for an immediate increase of blood flow from the highlands to the lowlands

Sure I get a little light headed, but for a while I don’t have to pull on a string to pee. (jimlewisowb)

shifty henry December 17, 2015 at 9:32 am

(Monday night around 8 or 9) — The girl should wonder if he’s talking inches. Anyway there could have been a glare from the window and it probably looked like about 4″ …

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shifty henry December 17, 2015 at 10:02 am

KFC is considering changing the logo on the buckets to “BE PREPARED!”

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Daniel Boome December 17, 2015 at 10:05 am

Can they order “boneless”?

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shifty henry December 17, 2015 at 10:11 am

…. wish I had thought of that one!

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shifty henry December 17, 2015 at 10:23 am

A chicken goes to a telegraph office. On the form, the chicken fills out, “cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle”

The clerk takes a look at the form and says, “You’ve only filled in nine words here. You’re entitled to another ‘cackle’ for the same price.”

The chicken answers, “But then it wouldn’t make any sense.”

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Mom December 17, 2015 at 10:30 am

My has the dating scene changed since I was single! :)

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shifty henry December 17, 2015 at 12:09 pm

Parking in the driveway after their first date, Roger leaned over and gave Linda a passionate kiss.
When she responded warmly, he unzipped his fly and pulled her hand to his penis. Furious, Linda opened the
door and jumped out of the car.

“I’ve got just two words for you,” she screamed. “DROP DEAD!”

“And I’ve got just two words for you,” Roger screamed, “LET GO!”

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shifty henry December 17, 2015 at 10:40 am

Now I know the truth about why Mia McLeod wants to limit erectile dysfunction drugs.

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shifty henry December 17, 2015 at 10:53 am

(This just in) —- 54 high school girls have turned in applications this morning at the KFC in Newberry

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Rocky Verdad December 17, 2015 at 10:54 am

They heard the guy has a specialty license plate – Holmes-13

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9" December 17, 2015 at 11:29 am

You married? I like your style.

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9" December 17, 2015 at 11:32 am

Fraud! I don’t fuck flying squirrels!

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shifty henry December 17, 2015 at 11:47 am

Little Johnny came into the bathroom while his mother was taking a shower. He asked, “Mom, what’s that between your legs?”

She told him that was her squirrel.

Later that day he was in the bathroom again while Granny was taking a shower and he asked, “Granny, what’s that between your legs?”

She replied, “That’s my squirrel.”

Then little Johnny said, “Mommy has one too, but hers is not as gray as
yours.”

Grandma replied, “That’s because your mom’s squirrel hasn’t cracked as many nuts as mine has!”

Wheezl December 17, 2015 at 6:51 pm

10000+…….Shifty, I damn near choked on my bourbon when I read this! You truly are a man for all seasons.

shifty henry December 17, 2015 at 9:02 pm

Whenever I find some good ones I’m amazed how clever the original creators of them were. Then I’ll think about you folks eagerly awaiting an opportunity to repeat them!

Weezl December 17, 2015 at 11:24 pm

Keep em coming!

Rocky Verdad December 17, 2015 at 2:16 pm

Couldn’t help you anyway – we’re only 9 freakin inches long.

9" December 17, 2015 at 3:44 pm

But ya’ll are cute.

shifty henry December 17, 2015 at 11:52 am

Has anyone seen the two girls who drive around St. Andrews with these personalized license plates? I haven’t seen them in a couple of years. These are real tags….
2HOT4U & EZ2PKUP

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CorruptionInColumbia December 19, 2015 at 4:41 am

I never saw those,… but I wish that I had.

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9" December 17, 2015 at 11:06 am

Straight people are catching on(God bless ’em).

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swpbbls December 17, 2015 at 11:35 am

Slice, dice and mail it back to him amigas.

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shifty henry December 17, 2015 at 12:05 pm

Guide on how to be a ‘Fit American’.

1. Cut down to only six happy meals a day.
2. Only super size your food if you walked to the store.
3. Eat one piece fruit or vegetable a day.
4. If you are a bit hungry, just get a large chip.
5. Repeat for a year to see results.

— Still have high blood pressure?
— Still can’t get on rides at fun fairs?
—Still can’t get a date?

On the plus side, you increased your life span by a few hours to eat more.

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i bet it was December 17, 2015 at 2:41 pm

Was it Squishy’s mom working the drive thru?

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Limbaughsaphatkhunt December 17, 2015 at 6:41 pm

Ok, two questions…

1. Didn’t S.C. ban Craigslist?

2. How does Grand Tango have a driver’s license?

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Speak&Spell-5000S+HD December 17, 2015 at 9:31 pm

The destruction of the makers is coming. Beep.;$jk?žçvbñmq¡(»”1 boop.

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jimbobcooter December 17, 2015 at 10:14 pm

newberry sc . where men are men and livestock is nervous

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guest December 17, 2015 at 10:21 pm

I ate at a KFC once that had a buffet style. never seen that since. early ninetys i think

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