As of Tuesday morning, a total of 306 South Carolina roads (and 163 bridges) remained closed due to the waters of “Floodmaggedon.” That’s compared to a total of 368 roads and 159 bridges late Monday.
The vast majority of impassable roads and bridges can be found in the Midlands region of the state – in and around the capital of Columbia, S.C.
You can view the latest data from the S.C. Department of Transportation (SCDOT) – although as one of our readers recently pointed out this agency hasn’t exactly been on the leading edge during this historic storm.
Nonetheless, here’s their latest map/ list …
See what happens when the Midlands and Low Country start receiving water from the Upstate.
Whatever you do, don’t drink it.
This Floodmaggedon name ain’t doin’ it for me. Can we come up with a new one. Let’s start it now. My proposed name is Biblical Deluge.
Oooooo – likin’ that one. Can we shorten it to Floodpocalypse – rolls off the tongue easier. This one we submit to Wil.
Might work if you change your handle to Noah Rocky.
Noah Rocky? Don’t think so.
How about Mayor Shitwater’s Big Surprise?
Nope, Mayor Shitwater’s Big Discharge.
Can we call it ColumbiaCrapDischarge?
Well sure, but don’t we want credit where credit is due?
That just about covers it.
Keep ’em coming guys.
The government response could be called FLOODGATE!!
You on fire today man.
My choices were limited. BridgeGate and Watergate are already taken.
How about Gov Nikki Palin’s Heavy Discharge…
A little gross. Can we change it to HaleyDamBreak.
Well, but she’s a little gross, don’t you think..
Tears of the Confederate Soldiers
Anybody heard from corruptionIncolumbia?Last night he reported himself at a Waffle House while threatening civil disobedience and bring in the ACLU over the ‘curfew’-until he was informed there was NO curfew.
Wil – we’re working on a new name for the floods, Floodmaggedon ain’t too hot.
So far we have:
Tears of the Confederate Soldiers
I’m throwing in one more:
We’ll let you know if we get more. Lunch might really get it going.
Sherman’s Number Two…
Tears of the Gamecock Faithful
Sandy Strikes Back. (our idiot senators and reps who voted against disaster funding)
With all the fucking sorry response from Columbia, and the Gov’s Office, I Am So Proud of how the little City of Cayce is handling its citizens like True Champions!! Thanks Public Safety, Thanks Dept of Planning and Dev, Thank You Madam Mayor.
Boy, the founding editor and only employee is doing a fine job of whipping the wingnuts up in a furor this morning. Have another cop of coffee Will, chill dude.
Has anybody else noticed what a Rank Amateur Haley is?!? She is Chronically late for her called press announcements. What does she do, call a press conference then go fix her hair!?! How about just call them for an hour later than you expect. Shit, woman, goback to selling bad whore clothes. Public Service is just not something you can do.
Why can’t Nikki be on time for these storm update pressers? Today’s was suppose to start at 11:30 and nothing yet.
Trump – I could’ve built the best wall you’ve ever seen to prevent Joaquin from getting in and made Mexico pay for it.
I am betting he would have done a hell of a better job than our anchor baby in chief.
Vote Rubio – the anchor baby of all anchor babies.
Piyush Jindal, Marco Antonio Rubio, and Rafael Cruz, should not even be allowed to run.
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So was God pissing on SC the previous 4 days?
“God smiled on South Carolina because the sun is out…but we still have to be cautious next 36-48 hours” – Gov. Nikki
Note stupid Haley offering “statistics” as in, how to lie with. We answered 174 calls for assistance. What the Lying Bitch fails to say is that didn’t have the capacity to answer the 2500 calls we actually received. She says she’s in “prayer mode” that’s it. That’s the fucking best she can do.
Worked for Noah I guess.
God helps those who look after their own boat….
Did Haley get the Federal money for the new hightway to Myrtle Beach yet?
We want more Floodpoclypse news….
You can’t make this up.
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) “is asking for federal aid for his home state of South Carolina as it battles raging floods, but he voted to oppose similar help for New Jersey in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy in 2013,” CNNreports.
Said Graham: “Let’s just get through this thing, and whatever it costs, it costs.”
Graham was among the GOP senators who opposed federal aid to assist states hit by Hurricane Sandy, but now he doesn’t remember why: “I’m all for helping the people in New Jersey. I don’t really remember me voting that way.”
#Republicans are dumb as crap.
Nikki is “so far ahead” “so in front of it…” that she’s already re-elected again. Sounds like jibberish to me… Just imagine if this was Statewide. Just a few Counties. Thank God we had Carroll Campbell for Hugo.