BULLDOGS BULLDOZE SOUTH CAROLINA IN ATHENS …
|| By FITSNEWS || Two years removed from the No. 4 ranking in the land, the University of South Carolina was mercilessly savaged between the hedges in Athens, Georgia – a defeat eerily reminiscent of the 52-28 impalement the then-No. 9 Gamecocks absorbed at home a year ago against Texas A&M.
The seventh-ranked Bulldogs flat out bulldozed head coach Steve Spurrier‘s Gamecocks – amassing 576 yards en route to a 52-20 throttling.
Bulldogs’ quarterback Greyson Lambert, a transfer from Virginia, completed 24 of 25 passes for 330 yards and three touchdowns during the rout – setting a new NCAA single game completion percentage record.
Lambert broke the previous single game mark set by Tennessee’s Tee Martin – who completed 23 of 24 passes against South Carolina in 1998.
As was the case last season, the undoing of the Gamecocks (1-2, 0-2 SEC) against Georgia was their porous defense – which gave up nearly ten yards per play and forced third downs on only four occasions.
Yeah …
So much for all the junior college talent that was supposed to plug in the many holes on “D” from last season – and so much for bringing in longtime NFL assistant Jon Hoke to serve as co-defensive coordinator with the much-maligned Lorenzo Ward, who should have been run out of town on a rail last season.
After settling for a field goal on their opening drive, Georgia scored touchdowns on its next five marches downfield – and wasn’t forced to punt until the fourth quarter when the game was out of reach.
Georgia’s Heisman Trophy hopeful Nick Chubb – who made headlines earlier in the week by suggesting Spurrier didn’t go the extra mile in recruiting him – carried the ball 21 times for 159 yards and two touchdowns. Backup Sony Michel toted the rock eight times for 51 yards and another score.
The only bright spot for Spurrier’s squad? The play of true freshman quarterback Lorenzo Nunez – who ran the option offense extremely effectively. Nunez rushed for 76 yards on ten carries – including a late touchdown scamper. He also completed four of five passes for 18 yards.
Former walk-on Perry Orth – making his first college start – completed six of 17 passes for 66 yards with one interception. Orth also ran for a touchdown.
Who will start for South Carolina at quarterback next week against Central Florida?
Who knows …
With no defense, though, it won’t matter.
Prior to Saturday’s evisceration, South Carolina had taken four of the last five from Georgia – including last year’s narrow escape at home. The Bulldogs now enjoy a 48-18-2 advantage in the all-time series, while Spurrier fell to 5-6 against Georgia during his tenure as the Gamecocks’ head coach.
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How bad would the defense be if USCe wasn’t paying $1 million in defensive coaches salaries?
Lorenzo War and Jon Choke…
Georgia would’ve completed 24 of 24 passes.
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Glad to hear Trump dusted off his Bible.
Haley is a Christian? Just like Obama,correct?
Wrong thread.
Says who?Nikki?
Awful football team. Appears the Clemson game may be the end of the line for Spurrier.
Democrats are quitters.Spurrier is NOT a Democrat.
Carry on ole ball coach.You have earned it. No one worth a fuck would want that job anyway.HOW do you recruit enough kids to win at USC.
SC has only 300 high schools and has to divide talent with Clemson. Texas,Ohio and California have over a 1000 high schools. A school like THE Ohio State University can have 80 kids from the state and bring in 20 skill position players from other states.
Ain’t Spurrier’s fault.
Hate to break the news to you: football coaches recruit from other states. Dabo, as one coach in South Carolina, seems to be doing just fine along the recruiting trail.
And if you’re talking about quitters, make sure to start with Rick Perry. You’ll soon be talking about Rick Santorum, Lindsay Graham and various other Republicans. Not aware of any Democrat quitters.
Biden is gonna hide behind his dead son and run.That makes him a LOSER and a quitter.
You are damaged goods.
Biden is.
Northern Illinois must be loaded with talent.
They are solid Smirks.They are the only team in NCAA to win 11 games 5 years in a row besides Oregon. They were averaging 50 points per game this year and didn’t score an offensive TD today. Buckeyes have the best defense in America and so much talent on offense it is a growing process trying to get everybody ‘touches’.
Be the same as last year. Nobody will be able to beat THE Ohio State University in January.
Enjoy the Tangerine Bowl.
But IF they were winning every game you’d be posting it’s all because of Spurrier……………….
Your hypocrisy has no bounds…..
Waiting for the que about “Obammer” or libertards having something to do with Sakerlina having it’s ass kicked…………………….
He’ll be there for another 3-4 years according to him, where else would his boys work if not for him?
Spurrier has plenty of money but he is not stupid, enough, to turn his back on 3 million and employment for the boys.
We believe, we believe in STEVE.
Jr. is Coach in Waiting.
Spurrier has not changed his plays, or play calling, since arriving at Carolina. He loves to waste the 1st quarter and half the 2nd quarter trying to throw the ball 20-30 yards downfield…. EVERY GAME! By the time he rediscovers the running game, we’re down two touchdowns, or more.
The one good thing that came out of this is Slurrier is getting to see what it’s like to be on the other side of having a team run up the score on you. But at this point in his career, he’s only on the sidelines for the paycheck and to keep his boys employed.
And Sakerlina can’t fire him
…a defeat eerily reminiscent of the 52-28 impalement the then-No. 9 Gamecocks took at home a year ago against Texas A&M.
…and y’all recovered to have a much more successful season than most Sakerlina football teams, even won a bowl game.
Don’t worry, I’m sure Spurrier will have things turned around again in a few years.
Don’t worry, I’m sure Spurrier will have things turned around again in a few years.,
In a few years, Spurrier will be more concerned about his golf ball turning over than “turning it around.” And Sakerlina will spend the last 30 years of my life…much as they did for the first 30. Mired in abject suckitude occasionally illuminated by brief, soon to be crushed, moments of false hope.
Cheers!
Reminds TBG of the three word phrase regularly heard on a golf course but NEVER in a brothel.
“BITE, you COCKSUCKER!!!”
I was being facetious.
That’s the problem. When he opened his big mouth a while back talking about his impending retirement…the recruitment valve shut off. Sure, he backtracked but it was too late and the damage was done.
Hard to see how he turns that narrative around. If I were him (or the SCAR athletic dept.) I would look at hiring an offense oriented asst. head coach….like some sort of young gun out of the FCS or a lower tier FBS team to stick with and mold under Spurrier for the next 3-4 years to see him off and then take over.
Nice of Spurrier to return Georgia’s number. (He’s had it since his days at Florida.)
Our founding editor should follow suit and return the CATO cds to T-Rav.
One of the bests posts ever on this site. Terrific reference to the CDs and T-Rav. Like we were to be so impressed.
Spurrier is 5-6 against Georgia since he came to SCar.
Sakerlina was 13-42-2 against Georgia before the HBC arrived.
Gamecock fans feel like Palmetto State Democrats after election day…except for FITSNews is always predicting wins for the Democrats.
Gamecock fans were VERY worried that not firing Deke Adams, Lo Ward, Botkin and Cooper, was a mistake. We are not delusional like you.
Post-game questions:
A. Is Georgia that good?
B. Is South Carolina that bad?
C. Who cares?
D. All of the above.
Looks like Georgia is legit as far as the East goes. The winner of LSU vs. Ole Miss will take the SEC. It would take some serious injuries to change the path things are on.
Seek ye the old paths. JEREMIAH 6
Gwaaark…Cluuuck…Gurgle!
What’s that?
That’s the sound of the Chickens choking in Athens.
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The worst part of USC losing tonight is that it was to Georgia.
It would have been so much cooler if it had been Benedict College.
KKKLemson is the team that schedules games like that
UCF (that just lost to Furman) and the Citadel say “hey”.
You mean UCF that has the exact same many BCS bowl wins and conference titles that KKKlemson does since 1991? If you taters want to keep calling yourself “elite” then a team with the exact same accomplishment also has to be. dumbass
Before GT was banned last year, he TOLD YOU that Defensive Coaches Ward, Adams, Botkin and Brown must be FIRED…
GT, like so many times before, was 100% RIGHT.
It’s just sad Gamecock fans have to suffer because those incompetent coaches were retained.
It already came out that GT wasn’t banned.
Knowing your a liar in the first sentence makes it easy to ignore the rest.
You just can’t stand to get the piss slapped out of you by GT, can you? Even if it’s from beyond cyberspace.
I’m sure, wherever GT is, he’s LingHAO, at dumb fucks like you.
You know where he is, you sneak into his graveyard and suck his decaying dong on the weekends.
You can LYAO all you want, it doesn’t change the fact that you are a liar. When all you are is a weak minded menace, you just lie and hope it sticks. GT needs to quit fleeing who and what he is.
Who hired them?
For all that money invested you get a high school team with nfl coaching salaries. Why would spurrier retire , Jr wouldn’t get a job anywhere and Neither would Lorenzo.
Spurrier Jr. has nothing to worry about. You can’t fire Pop,
I think he’s got 7 things to worry about, one thing he’s good at is knocking up his wife.
The nice thing about wearing red pants is that it hides the blood dripping from their anal pounding.
If Spurrier had one ounze of honor left he would fly to Florida and stay there
Outcoached … Bag it ole ball sack
wow, how much butthurt have the tater fans been lately before that 1st win in 6 years? they are all trolling a USC article. If you weren’t so worried why come here to talk? You are just sad losers that know they you are overrated and wont win in Miami, wont beat Notre Dame, wont beat FSU. and by the time the final game come around USC wont have anything to lose and wont. Enjoy it while you can
Say hello to the cellar BigT
That Vanderbilt matchup may just be a Game Day game, for the SEC cellar spot.
Says the Dirtpecker fan knowing USCe wouldn’t stand a chance against Miami, Notre Dame, FSU or themselves.
I thought you didn’t care one where the other tiny tiny pathetic little troll. And Carolina just beat Miami last time they played dumb ass! If you weren’t worried about them, you wouldn’t even waste your time, but here you all are. You little bitches are owned !!!
When did Carolina beat Miami? 1979???
In the last bowl game moron so 2014.
We are. Immensely.
you have nothing else so you might as well.
Says the fan of the team that was just pulverized by UGA.
and that means you have more how?
Meanwhile in the upstate….
Recruiting is great, Clemson is winning and ranked.
Glad somebody in SC has a representative Football Team.
I’m not a big fan but:
Go Tigers for SC!
My favorite part of the game was when the Gamecock defense started fighting EACH OTHER. Awesome!
fighting? really? you are reaching there pumpkin.
Even the announcers mentioned it.
One push equals a fight? You are pathetic and nothing but a troll
When teammates start arguing and pushing, the focus is lost. I’m sure your debating coach told you that.
one push off in a heated moment and according to you its an argument and a fight? You are the biggest fucking pathetic idiot EVER. TROLLING TROLLING TROLING, KEEP THAT TATER TROLLING……….
Has USCe ever thought about going Div. I-AA? All they can brag about is that they’re a team in the SEC… but so can Vanderbilt.
Actually they could join the ACC again. if you were to take a full season number of games (12 and a conference championship game making 13) USC is 10-3 in its last “season” of 13 games vs ACC opponents.
They were just celebrating, like when they get a first and ten and they’re down by twenty points.
The Chicken Curse lives.
It is a congenital hubris that requires vast sums of money to be spent on buildings, uniforms and tailgate facilities every time USC wins a sports game or when some bush league reporter says we have a chance of being contenders.
Life is short. So stop living through a bunch of football teenagers and have a bit of fun of your own.
I think I will take up Russian Roulette. It has a higher chance of success and less downside than following the Gamecocks.
You wanna be respected? Do the tough thing take the hard road: hire a young coach, complete rebuild, no new building uNtil you get SEC EAST. Pastides gavecTanner everything he ever asked for and where are we in football and baseball? And final 4 is not enough either! And turn off the “we are the champions” music – show me some blood sweat and determination – stop celebrating first owns like they are touchdowns. You can’t turn boys into men with those coaches and surroundings. I’ll be back in my seats once you show me you are changing and earn my hard earned dollars. In the mean time I’ll work on Saturdays and provide for my family instead of squandering it on a bunch of wanna-bes. Those kids deserve better – shame on USC!
Well said.
I’m done with spending Saturday after Saturday watching a high school team getting beat up. Not renewing my spot and tickets next year. Atlanta Braves, Charlotte Panters and maybe a Yankees and giants game -wife comes along and shops. Screw this – I need entertainment not aggravation.
Yep.
First of all we know you’re not even a Carolina fan second of all nobody gives a shit if you go or not so go the fuck on. That wife you mention isn’t even real.
Lorenzo Ward highlights all that is wrong with USC athletics and football.
You don’t deliver they hire someone else to do your job!
For that salary I’d show you my bleeding hands every day – disgusting.
The Gamecocks held their own in the final minutes against Georgia’s fourth team.
The sun came up this morning and it’s a beautiful Sunday, if you’re going to let a football game spoil it you need to rethink your priorities.
The SEC is doing pretty good with ACC quarterback rejects. Lambert fom Virginia and Chad Kelly from Clemson beats Alabama at Tuscaloosa as quarterback for Ole Miss.
Cole Stoudt was ahead of Kelly on the cu depth chart. Before he was injured. Maybe Kyle Parker is better than Watson.
No talent on either side of that ball, a coach that’s stuck in the 80’s. Coaches that can’t or won’t recruit, what do you expect. The ship is sinking…….
You need another hotel arrangement where the players keep the money and rent is free. Old Fart knows how to do it.
so does Clemson, they did it with Smoking Sammy Watkins and his family remember?
The NCAA did not think so.
Actually its not closed yet and you know it
Something has to be done.
What was that publication, SCPD, I think? It HARPED on on the SC Defensive coaching staff, DEMANDING they be fired.
I would link it, but I don’t think that’s allowed for certain publications that intimidate the digital power holders.
Most media – The State newspaper – was almost BEGGING Spurrier not to fire Ward or Adams or Brown.
Looks like SCPD was EXACTLY right.
You’re an idiot. You kept saying saying spurrier was going to slap the shit out of FITS and prove him wrong. How’s that working out? Keep in mind, also, that spurrier hired all those individuals you believe should be fired. Not only that, but he hired Hoke this off-season and that hasn’t made a damn bit of difference. You must enjoy getting the shit slapped out of you.
Spurrier has slapped the shit out of FITS over and over. USC had three, 11-win seasons, and beat Clemson five years in a row, you ignorant and out-of-touch fuck…He made FITS look like an imbecile.
Your problem: You are TOTALLY vested in the failure of SCPD, and when it’s right, as it always is – and your gods are wrong – you have to eat a shit sandwich.
So Wipe the shit off your mouth, Dumbass. You look like a damn fool trying to deny the truth. SCPD was 100% RIGHT about the defensive coaches. It even defied Spurrier on it…
The one thing we know for sure. SCPD was never right about anything. Therefore by logical deduction it’s NOT WARD that’s the problem.
Facts fail.
And now FITS is slapping the shit out of you, so take your medicine, dumbass. I notice you don’t dispute any of my points, preferring instead to manifest your typical hate. The bottom line is that the program sucks and it doesn’t matter who is coaching the defense. Spurrier has to go, it’s way past any possible turning point.
And how can I be vested in the failure of SCPD? If I was, I would have made a lot of money, seeing as it’s no longer operational. I will wipe the vomit of lies off my face that you have spit out.
I’m going to have to side with the SCPD poster on this one.
Did SCPD say FIRE the defensives coaches or not?
Until you can swallow your irrational and misguided hate, and admit the truth, you look like the ignorant Fuck, he says you are.
Hey dumbass, you must have missed the part where I basically gave you that part as a freebie and you called for the firings like a lot of people did. So, congratulations for saying what the pack-think of emotional fans were also saying. You also missed the part where I was essentially suggesting it doesn’t matter what you said, because the guy (spurrier) who you absolved is the one most responsible for the mess. So quit repeating the same stupid shit over and over. You’re a menace, we get it already.
May be smart for you to quit. You’re just digging yourself deeper.
Typical diversionary response from those who can’t use logic.
That’s how flip rolls.
EVERY USC-E fan on the planet called for the defensive coaches to be fired. Seriously? He wants a pat on the back for that brilliant observation?
Keep the old fart.
I bet Will could beat up Spurrier, even if both had a beer in their hand.
Hoke should have kept his day job of driving Miss Daisy.
That’s a GameDay poster.
Holy cow you are pathetic, GT.
SCPD was built by a closet case homosexual who is probably rotting in his trailer for nearly a year now because that blog is dead and gone.
FOR SALE:
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May be viewed affixed to the expensively renovated (LOL!) Williams-Brice Stadium.
*PRO TIP: Roll up your windows and lock your doors when travelling in this area.*
Pro Fact: I promise Ill put a bottle through your window, head, mouth where ever u so desire it as u drive by the Brice. Come on down in Nov. Ill even give you my parking spot # so u can see up close the bottles.
that is the kind of crap they pull in KKKlemson. Friend of mine had a guy hit his front window as he was trying to drive by to park. Needless to say I kicked the shit out of that Tater fan, because lets face it they are all pussies like squishy is
Damn, I’ve never seen the likes of such badassery and brawn as I have from posters in the Fits News comment section. $3 steaks aren’t as tough as these studs and their keyboards.
well spoken like a true pussy
Dear Prime Example aka father’s semen,
You are what you eat.
Kind regards,
Pussy
Wow a 6 year old would have had a more masculine come back, and I was sure a nerd like you that stuffed in the lockers growing up like you did would’ve had plenty of time to think of anything better than that. What’s next, I’m rubber and you’re glue? But if you are what you eat wouldnt your name actually be squishy’s dick?
I’m rubber you’re glue, your dad should have pulled out.
he did, of your moms ass. she was a sweet whore I hear.
I’m a bit shocked at this result…not that I thought SCAR was going to win but I was sure they’d cover 17 in the loss. I was proved wrong. The combo of Gurley and Chubb carved up the D like a turkey on Thanksgiving. Then the team seems to have had a collective brain fart in the 4th with shoving among their own players and absent minded coverage and penalties.
I guess I thought the D would be good enough to hold the game close while the offense (supposedly waiting to burst out under Orth and co.) would develop enough in game experience to expose UGa to a passing attack.
Nothing doing as it turns out.
Still, Spurrier is good at winning games and getting something from nothing. Perhaps they can explore themselves against UCF, hopefully come away with a win and make the needed adjustments going forward.
FITS is right. South Carolina makes it into the record books
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NCAA_football_record
Highest percentage of passes completed,
FBS: 90.6% – Seth Doege, Texas Tech vs. New Mexico, Sep. 17, 2011 (min. 40 completions)
FBS: 91.2% – Steve Sarkisian, BYU vs. Fresno State, November 25, 1995 (min. 30 completions)
FBS: 96.0% – Greyson Lambert, Georgia Bulldogs vs. South Carolina, September 18, 2015 (min. 20 completions)”Greyson Lambert goes 24/25 (96 percent) to set NCAA accuracy record”
Actually, this just helps the barnyard pimps to maintain their lofty status in the record books… They now hold the number 1 and number 2 positions on that list…
And Greyson Lambert, the ACC reject.
What an oxymoron… ACC and reject, I woulda never thunk it…
ACC rejects = starters for the two highest ranked SEC teams.
Thunk again.
Oh… you mistake me for a cesspool wader… nah, I gladly remind the semen swallowers that one of those QBs is a Clemson reject, and a pretty good one too …
UPDATE: GEORGIA SCORES AGAIN!! Lambert is now 99/100 and Chubb has 500 yards, 6 TDs and counting…
actually neither is an acc “reject” as all players in the acc are rejects from somewhere, these 2 just smart to get out and to play in a conference that is actually good and have other players around them to be good . West Virginia scored 3 more td’s while I typed this.
Ohhh, you like the BYPs… by the way, both QBs choose ACC schools first, not that it ever matters which conference the schools are affiliated with. What does matter is the direct contribution of players and schools to those conferences, so, do the BYPs add to or brag on conference affiliation most? Bama, LSU, Auburn, Georgia, Missouri don’t double speak bragging about being in a tough conference while whining about it being tough to win championships…
and none of them whine about “we get no respect” like Clemsux does even though they have done nothing since 1991 to warrant any. I have never in my life seen a bigger bunch of fat ass crybaby rednecks in ugly overalls whining like a 2 year old not getting a pacifier all because someone is higher ranked.
Dawgs just scored again!!!!!!
Is Georgia’s 4th string still in?
News update….. Dawgs put in JV team and score again on the Chockin Chickens from SC !!!!!
West Virginia still scoring little troll?
Clemson got beat by 37 pts to WVU. Gamecocks getting beat by 32 is soooo much less embarrassing…
one was a “conference champ” against a team barely inside the top 25 (West virgina was 23) the other played a top 10 team at home. There is much more difference than you think. (over 3 more td’s by the way) Also one got mad fun of on SportsCenter LMAO!!!!
.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZqadk8eXEI
Nope, but the Dawgs are!
“Nope, but the Dawgs are!”? literally the dumbest response ever. Sure the dogs got 52 but WV got 70. it seems the Mountaineers are the ones still scoring
Depends, are Dirtpeckers done blowing their heads off?
nope but your mommy is blowing some black cock
She you’re saying she knows your daddy?
How bad does it sting that me and my other black friends have all done your mom? Is that why you are a racist fuck? Did you walk in on us running a train on her? Sucks to be you!
Did another Clemson frat throw a kid off a bridge?
Midway thru the 2nd quarter I saw the same old USC Defensive set: 2 linebackers 5 yards off the ball, no stunting, frozen logs, with no chance at stopping the run or a pass.
I turned off the TV because I knew the end result.
Same as last year.
A Defense being massacred!
“They Never Learn!”
Spanky McFarlin
Our Gang 1930s
News Flash…… Old Ball Sack destroys visor when Dawgs JV team scores again !!!! Video and comments from the OBS at 6.
and hold on this just,,, West Virginia scores 2 more times. They ran another 43 yard sweep, then onside kicked it got it, and threw for 39 yards. Truly the most embarrassing of the 2 is to give up 70 points to a team ranked as low as 23. #Clemsoning
Actually, losing to a team from Kentucky two years in a row in football is worse…
No wait, having a losing record to Duke in football is worse…
Check that, going 8-12 in bowl games is worse…
Hold up, having only one 46 year old championship in your entire existence is worse…
Pause that thought, having 2 back-to-back CFB Future HOFer’s ruin their legacy’s at your school is worse…
Actually getting laughed at on national tv by ESPN for giving up the most points EVER in a bowl game.
Having a team thought by everyone at cowtech to be the best in history and only beat the team you think sucks 1 time in 6 years is worse.
Having gameday analyst use the term #clemsoning on a live game in which you are getting but raped at home by FSU is worse. Lol. Face it you are worse
News Video Released ………… OBS chokes on visor. OBS stated, “I was just providing the guys a visual reference for their playing skills when the Dawgs kicked their asses up and down the field. ” And in related news, Dawgs scored on a pick 6 when the 4th SC quarterback freezes up under constant pressure from Dawgs defense.
News Flash. …… News Flash…… In an effort to get better players and stop some of the recruiting criticism the OBS has signed William Stanback, the star running back dismissed by UCF. In a related matter, SC petitions NCAA to allow Stanback to start this weekend against UCF. When asked about it, the OBS said he would do anything to win except when it interferes with his golf game. As a side note, the Dawgs scored again. !!!!!!!!
It would still be better than KKKlemson reinstating their DUI coke head kicker after just 3 games. #cokeheadsmatter
Immediate News Flash….. Immediate News Flash ……. Approved for Release. …… Former Norte Dame Coach Lou Holtz has agreed to be the new head football coach at South Carolina. When contacted by the media, the OBS said, “Lou maybe the coach next year but I will always be THE OLD BALL SACK !!!” Then changing the subject, the OBS noted the Dawgs had just scored on the limp cocks again. He was thought to have said something about the team being limp cocks due to jerking themselves instead of the Dawgs.
Breaking news, as he watched West Virginia score again, kicker Ammon Lakip snorted another eightball, then got with Sammy Watkins who had just smoked a blunt and popped some pills to drive while intoxicated over to Deandre McDaniel’s house to throw a girl down a flight of stairs. More to come on this very routine behavior from the classy Clemson players. Hold on While writing this West Virginia scored again. Here is the live feed from Sports Center: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZqadk8eXEI