“SEE WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS …”
|| By FITSNEWS || Former S.C. Democratic party chairman (and “Friend of Barack”) Dick Harpootlian has solved the mystery of how five barrels of a chemical used to manufacture phencyclidine – or PCP (a.k.a. “Angel Dust”) – wound up in downtown Columbia, S.C. this week.
The acerbic political attorney told a local television station that the drug-making materials wound up in the heart of the South Carolina capital as a result of a criminal case involving his law firm. The case – which Harpootlian says is centered in Orangeburg, S.C. – allegedly involved the shooting of a U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) officer.
According to Harpootlian – who spoke with WIS TV 10 (NBC – Columbia, S.C.) – he asked his client to provide some information on the location of five 55-gallon barrels of Piperidine, which is frequently used in the black market manufacture of “Angel Dust.”
“My client had some information about where there might be five drums of (Piperidine) in Orangeburg,” Harpootlian told the station. “We made the DEA aware of that, FBI, the US Attorney’s office and told them we’d try to get those delivered, uncovered, whatever to get them off the street.”
Apparently some signals got crossed, though, and the material wound up getting dumped near the attorney’s office … which is when all hell broke loose.
Yep sounds about right for old Pooty Poot Hartpootlian.
What a dumb(jack)ass. Chain of custody now compromised, who knows what cost the response incurred – his client is probably responsible for the contents as opposed to “happening to know where some stuff might be”.
Examine how he is wearing his wrist watch. I’ve been told some years ago that is a “coded” sign to someone “in the know” that the person is being “untruthful” in something he’s saying. Just something that was told to me…..
It could be a self-winding watch which charges up when he whacks off in the office (especially when he’s endorsing checks for deposit — hah!).
I had the same thought…
“Chain of custody now compromised” — yep, that is the sort of shenanigans that you’ll see in the Perry Mason shows (Raymond Burr). Pretty slick….
I’m sorry, taking this man seriously violates all the tenets of rational thought. Politician, lawyer, liar: you just lost my attention.
What ha’ happened….LMAO…
FITS and his low-life band of degenerates preach ANYTHING GOES…”If it feels good do it”….no matter who gets hurt…..then they squeal like an intern in Clinton’s Oval Orifice when they get BUSTED w/ the Goods….
You DEMAND Billions for Haz-Mat…so you can pollute the air w/ Dangerous drugs…Nice people, I’m sure…Hahaha…
Day-in, Day-out, Tango’s right here laughing his big ass off. Now, if he could only find the time to work a real job and stop taking from the government.
Attempting to make sense of his ramblings can mimic the effects of an Angel Dust high on your brain.
Way to go,……. Dick!
Officer, what Angle dust do you mean?
Oh, you mean those 5,
55 gallon barrels of Angle Dust we have in the parking lot!
I don’t know how it got there,
Must of come from the:
Angle Dust: ANGLES.
Hey! It happens all the time. Just the other day….
I was just going to say that…..
The case – which Harpootlian says is centered in Orangeburg, S.C. – allegedly involved the shooting of a U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) officer.
Sounds like a plot out of a ‘Breaking Bad’ episode
Har-Poot-Leon is a Demon disguised as a Human!
Is there anything illegal or dangerous about the chemical in the drums, other than flammability and “don’t drink it / don’t huff it” moderate toxicity, just like the stuff in every fuel tank in a cop car or fire truck that showed up?
TBG always picks Piperidine to make the Sweet 16 and Gonzaga for the Elite 8.
Aunt Pittypat! Fetch TBG his smellin’ salts!
Dick is such a dick.
What’s so funny is that FITS would have BASHED any Republican w/ a Ton of feces and a multitude of conspiracy theories, innuendo, and accusations…
But it’s the top “Pootlian Ace-Boon-FITS-Spooning buddy…and this [email protected]$$ is blubbering w/ excuses…LMAO…
I love it when they get bitten in the @$$ by their own Bull-S#!t…their true character manifests…
What we drinkin’, Ace?
PCP is an animal tranquilizer that was originally sold on the street as ‘smoking T(pure THC,yeah,sure)’ You’d poor a line on the joint you’re rolling,smoke,and it would rip your head off like a harvester .They might want to check out some vets …
“You see what happened was I told my client I would hide the drugs for him, but he misunderstood and brought them to my office while we were closed, so he just left it there in the back. Honest mistake, but I promise they are innocent. You guys believe me right? No well it doesn’t matter the jury will” — Dick Harptoolian (before he Dicks you).
Moe than likely his personal stash….