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Dick Harpootlian Explains How “Angel Dust” Wound Up In Columbia

“SEE WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS …” || By FITSNEWS || Former S.C. Democratic party chairman (and “Friend of Barack”) Dick Harpootlian has solved the mystery of how five barrels of a chemical used to manufacture phencyclidine – or PCP (a.k.a. “Angel Dust”) – wound up in downtown Columbia, S.C. this…

“SEE WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS …”

|| By FITSNEWS || Former S.C. Democratic party chairman (and “Friend of Barack”) Dick Harpootlian has solved the mystery of how five barrels of a chemical used to manufacture phencyclidine – or PCP (a.k.a. “Angel Dust”) – wound up in downtown Columbia, S.C. this week.

The acerbic political attorney told a local television station that the drug-making materials wound up in the heart of the South Carolina capital as a result of a criminal case involving his law firm.  The case – which Harpootlian says is centered in Orangeburg, S.C. – allegedly involved the shooting of a U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) officer.

According to Harpootlian – who spoke with WIS TV 10 (NBC – Columbia, S.C.) – he asked his client to provide some information on the location of five 55-gallon barrels of Piperidine, which is frequently used in the black market manufacture of “Angel Dust.”

“My client had some information about where there might be five drums of (Piperidine) in Orangeburg,” Harpootlian told the station.  “We made the DEA aware of that, FBI, the US Attorney’s office and told them we’d try to get those delivered, uncovered, whatever to get them off the street.”

Apparently some signals got crossed, though, and the material wound up getting dumped near the attorney’s office … which is when all hell broke loose.

Hmmmm …

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27 comments

The Colonel February 12, 2015 at 5:06 pm

Yep sounds about right for old Pooty Poot Hartpootlian.

What a dumb(jack)ass. Chain of custody now compromised, who knows what cost the response incurred – his client is probably responsible for the contents as opposed to “happening to know where some stuff might be”.

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shifty henry February 12, 2015 at 5:21 pm

Examine how he is wearing his wrist watch. I’ve been told some years ago that is a “coded” sign to someone “in the know” that the person is being “untruthful” in something he’s saying. Just something that was told to me…..

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Squishy123 February 12, 2015 at 6:27 pm

Where’s 9″?

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shifty henry February 12, 2015 at 9:05 pm

It could be a self-winding watch which charges up when he whacks off in the office (especially when he’s endorsing checks for deposit — hah!).

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The Colonel February 12, 2015 at 10:44 pm

I had the same thought…

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shifty henry February 12, 2015 at 5:25 pm

“Chain of custody now compromised” — yep, that is the sort of shenanigans that you’ll see in the Perry Mason shows (Raymond Burr). Pretty slick….

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erneba February 12, 2015 at 5:30 pm

I’m sorry, taking this man seriously violates all the tenets of rational thought. Politician, lawyer, liar: you just lost my attention.

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GrandTango February 12, 2015 at 5:40 pm

Hypocrite Much???….LMAO…..

What ha’ happened….LMAO…

FITS and his low-life band of degenerates preach ANYTHING GOES…”If it feels good do it”….no matter who gets hurt…..then they squeal like an intern in Clinton’s Oval Orifice when they get BUSTED w/ the Goods….

You DEMAND Billions for Haz-Mat…so you can pollute the air w/ Dangerous drugs…Nice people, I’m sure…Hahaha…

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Medicaid's Got Me LMAO February 12, 2015 at 6:07 pm

Day-in, Day-out, Tango’s right here laughing his big ass off. Now, if he could only find the time to work a real job and stop taking from the government.

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DustyTango February 12, 2015 at 6:38 pm

Attempting to make sense of his ramblings can mimic the effects of an Angel Dust high on your brain.

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GrandTango February 12, 2015 at 6:51 pm

P!$$#d Much…LMAO…

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Everybody else February 12, 2015 at 7:48 pm

Mooch much?

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Tazmaniac February 12, 2015 at 6:27 pm

Way to go,……. Dick!

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ELCID February 12, 2015 at 6:29 pm

Officer, what Angle dust do you mean?
Angle dust?
Angle dust?

Oh, you mean those 5,
55 gallon barrels of Angle Dust we have in the parking lot!

I don’t know how it got there,
Must of come from the:
Angle Dust: ANGLES.

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Bible Thumper February 12, 2015 at 7:29 pm

Hey! It happens all the time. Just the other day….

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ELCID February 12, 2015 at 7:30 pm

I was just going to say that…..

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vicupstate February 12, 2015 at 6:56 pm

The case – which Harpootlian says is centered in Orangeburg, S.C. – allegedly involved the shooting of a U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) officer.

Sounds like a plot out of a ‘Breaking Bad’ episode

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Elfego February 12, 2015 at 6:58 pm

Har-Poot-Leon is a Demon disguised as a Human!

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Soft Sigh from Hell February 12, 2015 at 7:29 pm

Is there anything illegal or dangerous about the chemical in the drums, other than flammability and “don’t drink it / don’t huff it” moderate toxicity, just like the stuff in every fuel tank in a cop car or fire truck that showed up?

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TontoBubbaGoldstein February 12, 2015 at 7:37 pm

TBG always picks Piperidine to make the Sweet 16 and Gonzaga for the Elite 8.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein February 12, 2015 at 7:40 pm

Drugs???

ORANGEBURG????

Aunt Pittypat! Fetch TBG his smellin’ salts!

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anonymous February 12, 2015 at 9:24 pm

Dick is such a dick.

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GrandTango February 12, 2015 at 9:39 pm

What’s so funny is that FITS would have BASHED any Republican w/ a Ton of feces and a multitude of conspiracy theories, innuendo, and accusations…

But it’s the top “Pootlian Ace-Boon-FITS-Spooning buddy…and this Dumb@$$ is blubbering w/ excuses…LMAO…

I love it when they get bitten in the @$$ by their own Bull-S#!t…their true character manifests…

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Double Time February 12, 2015 at 11:39 pm

What we drinkin’, Ace?

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9" February 13, 2015 at 5:17 am

PCP is an animal tranquilizer that was originally sold on the street as ‘smoking T(pure THC,yeah,sure)’ You’d poor a line on the joint you’re rolling,smoke,and it would rip your head off like a harvester .They might want to check out some vets …

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big fat liar February 13, 2015 at 7:43 am

“You see what happened was I told my client I would hide the drugs for him, but he misunderstood and brought them to my office while we were closed, so he just left it there in the back. Honest mistake, but I promise they are innocent. You guys believe me right? No well it doesn’t matter the jury will” — Dick Harptoolian (before he Dicks you).

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vihillsa February 17, 2015 at 12:39 pm

Moe than likely his personal stash….

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