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22 comments

The Colonel October 10, 2014 at 9:01 am

“…attempted to fool trick …”

Is that like a “hat trick” for idiots?

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shifty henry October 10, 2014 at 10:01 am

— at that point I stopped reading because I thought the article would become more convoluted

— HINT: get rid of the beard, Mr. Finlay

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The Colonel October 10, 2014 at 10:33 am

But 9″ likes them hairy…

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9" October 10, 2014 at 10:51 am

ummmm

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shifty henry October 10, 2014 at 12:40 pm

Dissatisfied with the results he got from his family doctor, the balding man sought out alternative treatment for his hair loss. A friend referred him to a scientist who had been testing a chemical that showed great promise. Within a week after taking the recommended dosage, hair began to grow uncontrollably all over his body. The suddenly hirsute fellow returned to see the scientist.

“What the hell did you give me?” he demanded.

“It was DNA from a woolly mammoth.”

“Aha,” the hairy man exclaimed. “That would explain the size of my balls!”

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snickering October 10, 2014 at 2:59 pm

If McCulloch asks questions in court it’s because he doesn’t ask a question when he already has the answer. I like Joe McCullough, he’s a straight shot and almost always tells the truth.

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david October 10, 2014 at 9:08 am

Will, you forgot to add a “Paid for by Kirkman Finlay” disclaimer to the bottom of this article.

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John October 10, 2014 at 9:21 am

Now that he’s broken up with Thomas, he needs a new sugar daddy.

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lol October 10, 2014 at 10:14 am

You know 9″ is all about the Finlay sugar daddy concept.

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9" October 10, 2014 at 11:05 am

No way.I’m all about the lovin’.

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Guero October 10, 2014 at 12:56 pm

Kirkman , the welfare queen, approves this message from Billy Folks…(billy, take your lips off my member so I can go collect more federal crop support money….)

I guess Howie Rich has stopped payment on his checks to Billy

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9" October 10, 2014 at 9:22 am Reply
Old Friend October 10, 2014 at 9:53 am

Joe ought to be better than this. Politics brings out the worst in people. Joe, stay in the courtroom, you will be better off. Your honor is more important than partisan politics

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Guero October 10, 2014 at 1:00 pm

Yes, it does, it brings out the hypocrisy of Kirkman being on the federal dole for over $1M but opposing Medicaid expansion

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Honor?!? October 10, 2014 at 1:45 pm

LOL, honor? Are you fucking kidding me right now?

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Joe's Poop Card October 10, 2014 at 9:56 am

I used an oversized Joe McCulloch post card to scrape some dog shit off of my shoe yesterday afternoon. Could he be as useful in office?

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Guero October 10, 2014 at 12:58 pm

That would be more useful than Kirkman “I’m Bobby Harrell’s buttboy” Finlay has been.

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Joe's Poop Card October 10, 2014 at 1:43 pm

Can I scrape dog shit off of my shoe with that? Sounds more like rhetoric than a thin rigid surface suitable for removing fecal matter.

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Smirks October 10, 2014 at 10:18 am

My name is Shackleford, Rusty Shackleford. I do not wish to speak till my lawyer is present.

*Stands and removess sunglasses*

I am Mr. Shackleford’s attorney, Rusty Shackleford. My client pleads insanity.

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Sailor October 10, 2014 at 4:47 pm

Speaking of lawyers………”The sweet young thing was visiting her GYN for her annual check-up. When finished the doctor told her everything was fine and did she have any questions. Yes she said. Her new boyfriend was into anal sex and could she get pregnant that way. Certainly, the doctor replied, where do you think lawyers come from?”

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truthmonger October 10, 2014 at 5:52 pm

Sorry. I watched Finlay while he was a city councilman. Never impressed me.

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Frustrated Voter October 11, 2014 at 6:01 pm

PLEASE…no more trial lawyers in public office!!!!

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