S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley and her political advisor Tim Pearson were traveling in a state-issued Chevrolet Suburban in North Carolina last June when the car ran off the road and hit a pole, sources at the S.C. State Law Enforcement Division (SLED) are confirming to FITS.
Pearson reportedly suffered minor injuries in the accident – which was never reported in the media.
“He had a massive bruise under his bicep,” a source familiar with Pearson’s injuries tells FITS.
According to our SLED sources – who spoke on condition of anonymity – the Suburban was totaled in the accident.
SLED spokesman Thom Berry was not immediately available to comment on the incident.
Hit and Run? :O Mrs. Nikki Haley? :O Out with a man not her husband, alone, in a roomie vehicle? :O NEVER :P You lie like a dog Mr. Folks.
That’s what happens when you are getting/giving blowjobs while driving.
You being the “unknown” comic, I guess mayhap it’d be too much to enquire if your own experience of such is based on the getting or giving conception of blowjobs while driving??
Just axin’, just axin’.
However, if you’re the receiver of such, then I sure hope that you didn’t get it “bitten off” when you wrecked that car right before you busted a nutt!!
So what state business took them to North Carolina? Were they alone in the vehicle? Were Timmy’s pants unzipped?
Ahhh…. Just another example of transparency.
At least nikki is doing her part on keeping South Carolina’s highways safe by her and Tim taking their drunken affair out of state.
Lie, mislead, obfuscate, cover-up = Haley’s “business as usual.” What was she doing in NC? Spends a lot of time in FL too.
Somebody has some splainin’ to do.
“Hey Boss, I got this perfect idea on spinning the whole SUV crash deal!”
“Yea, here’s what we do: I book you on SNL and we get them to do one of those fake commercials, you know the milk one?”
“Yea babe, and we have you getting out of a smashed up SUV with milk on your lip and some guy getting out of the other side buttoning up his pants, and we have splashed on the screen: “Got Milk?””
“The whole audience laughs, then you pull out a milk carton and say “What were you thinking?”
“Great, eh babe?”
Nikki: “I’d like you to work with Kurt Pickhardt on this.”
get a parking lot! that’s what truckers do..
Pearson is one lucky bastard. That horny woman has got one fine set of sharp teeth. Last time I did that, I was driving and my girlfriend was giving it to me. A friend’s wife told me she does it to him on the Cooper River Bridge and he comes before they get to the other side.
So he’s coming while he’s going? NASA would be interested in that….
Yeah. When he can’t quite come before they get to the other side, she tells him to slow down to 35, gives him some good blows, and says, Come on honey, give it to me. And she swallows. Great gal. Loves group sex. Likes billiard table sex.
That’s scary.I like parking lots.esp,the truckers @ flying j
Was it the same SUV that Sanford left at the Columbia airport? Why is Pearson driving a state car? There should be a NC accident report. If not, wonder why?
Get a FOIA request to NC asap. Wonder if alcohol was involved?
Probably too late to ever know now…
“He had a massive bruise under his bicep.” Then he should have kept his buffalo at home. “Buf.. Buff.. Buff-lo.. Tatonka.. Buffalo.. huh.”
Sounds like the perfect metaphor for Haley’s term so far.
Bobby Petrino is holding on line one….
That fat bastard doesn’t have anything resembling biceps.
Hiking the Appalachian Trail ?
Imagine for a moment, Nikki was using a State vehicle for campaign purposes. She can’t pay for a vehicle or its repairs from her campaign account. That’s gonna have to come out of her pocket!!
Threee Words ….Strip Club….Alcohol…
first off, you knew a blowjob joke was going to be number one comment. second, hows about specifying the date of this acident. thrid, cross reference the date of thewreck with her official scedule. then, hows about asking her wtf was going in re: hanky pank with her hubby risking life developin a new strain of poppy for the afghan farmers.
Yep – that’s all we ask of you, Sic. Keep us posted.
Mister Will wrote a long time ago that he and Miss Nikki were making out in a car of hers in a parking lot at a restaurant. After they’d done eating and maybe having a few whiskeys. And Miss Nikki was squeezing his Johnson and was real passionate. Mister Will wrote that they drove off into the sunset to have a sexual course at his apartment. Or maybe in Miss Nikki’s car in some other place that was dark.
But Mister Will never wrote that book. Me, I think it’s because his wife told him she’d not feed him for weeks if he did. Or she’d make him do the dishes every day. Or whatever.
The New York Times had an article yesterday about all that kissin’ and huggin’ and said Mister Will never proved it, and I’m still waiting for him to write his famous book about it. But I don’t doubt Miss Nikki is captivating and alluring. Even my momma had that seduction urging:
GUMP BOARDING HOUSE, NIGHT TIME
Forrest sits on a swing outside the house.
Loud organic / sexual female grunts are heard coming from inside the house.
Forrest sits on the swing as the grunts intensify, louder and louder, then becoming quiet.
The principal steps out of the Gump house and wipes the sweat from his face.
Forrest is sitting on the porch.
“Well, your momma sure does care about your schooling, son. Mm-mm-mm.”
The principal wipes the sweat from his neck, then looks back at Forrest.
“You don’t say much, do you?”
Forrest grunts, imitating the female sex noise from the house.
“Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aaaaahhh !!”
The principal, embarrassed, turns and walks away.
Both Haley and Pearson – and Haley’s fundraiser – were passengers. State car driven by SLED agent to out of state fundraiser. Nice.
10 (I say – 10) mph? Who was the front seat passenger? Wait, “last month” – June? What the hell happened to July? – that’s my birthday month! Damn!!
Are you trying to tell me this story was not exclusive to FITSNews? Next you will tell me that the police report shows it is much to do about nothing.
Eh, just read the story in The State. It was hardly a “crash,” it was a low impact (10 mph) collision and the damage was minor. Sounds like the guy just bumped a light pole in a parking lot.
Perhaps your SLED “sources” are messing with you.
This kind of reporting and stretching the truth is what makes this site so
Now wait a damn minute……
The driver is a SLED agent (the Cream of South Carolina’s law dogs) who is supposed to be shit-hot in driving and evasive maneuvers and one of South Carolina’s “finest” manages to somehow run into a light pole at 10 miles per hour.
This is pure bullshit pure and simple
I smell a big fat rat especially when you consider SLED blamed malfunctioning emergency generators for another fuck-up.
Hell, water filtration and sewage treatment plants run their stand-by generators once per month per standard SOP and the top law enforcement agency in South Carolina can’t even account for their shit not working???
This is truly the gang that can’t shoot straight and another glaring example of why this state is so inept……… 49th in everything except obesity and STD’s.
That being said, I do blame North Carolina for not releasing news of the incident but since the Republicans are now in charge in North Carolina it does not surprise me.
Probably some of that cop-to-cop “professional courtesy” BS
A native of the home state of the wild and wonderful Whites of WVA is preaching SC? Read Matthew 7:5. It was written just for you.
+5 – a lovely post
… is she helping North Carolina Ports, too?
Before you Democrats get too carried away with this stupid Haley/Pearson event, remember your Queen, Jean Toal got away with all sorts of wrecks and no one ever held her accountable.
Yeah, but as I recall, we knew about them almost as soon as they happened, not months later because their was a SLED/Governor’s Office cover-up.
1. Whose private jet was she flying on. It is not listed on her ethics disclosure. (possible violation of state law)
2. Does not matter if she was an announced candidate or not. This is a red herring floated by her campaign. Her campaign has raised millions without being announced.
3. There should be photos of the car both before and after. Ms. Haley, show them to the media.
4. There should be a repair bill. Ms. Haley, show it to the media.
5. Who actually owns that car? SLED? Budget and Control Board? If it is the Board FOIA them.
There is no reason for speculation. Ms. Haley, just release the facts and be done with it!
Does Boz have a source on this?
If this story is developing, these are a few of the questions you need to ask:
Which agency owns the state vehicle? Little known fact-agencys other than SLED are expected to provide this Governor with a vehicle and a driver/security person to drive it.
What funding source was used to purchase this vehicle? Depending on the agency & the source of funds used, it could be a diversion of funds to use this vehicle for anything other than the mission of the agency. If so, you are talking about an audit problem for the agency. One that very well could cause the agency to owe its funding source a reimbursement and/or threaten future funding.
Who was driving the vehicle? Not all drivers come from SLED. It is a team being provided from other agencies with a law enforcement component.
It would be the responsibility of the driver and his/her agency to report any accident involving a state vehicle.
While fun to crack on Tim Pearson’s abs or lack there of as well as anything to do with the current governor, I believe the real issues are noted above.
Was Haley’s right shoulder injured in the crash? I went to college with a girl who was giving her “boyfriend” or maybe he was just her ride a blowjob when he rear-ended the car in front of him. She ended up with a dislocated shoulder and a nice right-side black eye. No official word if the driver had to get stitches.
Slick Willie or Fits, hope you got what you wanted (liberal illiterate, juvenile responses) in this yet another negative Haley blog. But this is, like most of your blogs, just purely below the belt, unadulterated BS when it comes to the Governor of this State. It’s no wonder we are at times the laughing stock of this nation. Your dumb-ass liberal following (which I would surmise is what you put your BS out there for) is more that an just a bunch of low-life Obama loving assholes. Do you just continue to degrade her because you are no longer in her sphere of power and influence. All this over a fucking very minor vehicle incident in which she was not even driving the vehicle. You can continue doing this but you will always be at most just a short little, ugly fucker, trying to make a buck at the expense of a great Governess who will with out a doubt be the next Governor of this great state.
Clemson classmate of NH’s says she likes the cinema stroke, based on his experience. I had to look it up. Good grief, she must still be hot. http://www.sexinfo101.com/cinemastroke.shtml