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SC Bureaucratic Boot-Knockin’

A “performance coach” for the S.C. Department of Social Services (SCDSS) was permitted to resign his post this month after he was found having sexual intercourse with a female subordinate – inside the office. Sources tell FITS the employee – whose name we have yet to independently confirm – worked…

A “performance coach” for the S.C. Department of Social Services (SCDSS) was permitted to resign his post this month after he was found having sexual intercourse with a female subordinate – inside the office.

Sources tell FITS the employee – whose name we have yet to independently confirm – worked at the North Charleston, S.C. branch of the state’s welfare agency, which serves Allendale, Beaufort, Berkeley, Charleston, Colleton, Jasper, and Hampton counties.

Yeah … and this is the agency that’s too busy to respond to our Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests.

Anyway we’ll bring you more info on this bureaucratic boot-knockin’ as soon as we have it …

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88 comments

Good Ole Boy June 20, 2013 at 11:55 am

They have lots of experience screwing the taxpayers. just showing the staff how it’s done. I’m curious if it was plain ole missionary or was she bent over the desk or maybe its some position we’ve never heard of.

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Tommie James June 20, 2013 at 12:27 pm

I’m thinking it was probably reverse cowgirl or wheelbarrow.

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shifty henry June 20, 2013 at 12:41 pm

The position could be LXIX

— that’s 69 the hard way!

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 20, 2013 at 2:54 pm

I’m betting on 68.

It’s like 69 except he’ll owe her one…….

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Good Ole Boy June 20, 2013 at 11:55 am

They have lots of experience screwing the taxpayers. just showing the staff how it’s done. I’m curious if it was plain ole missionary or was she bent over the desk or maybe its some position we’ve never heard of.

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Tommie James June 20, 2013 at 12:27 pm

I’m thinking it was probably reverse cowgirl or wheelbarrow.

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shifty henry June 20, 2013 at 12:41 pm

The position could be LXIX

— that’s 69 the hard way!

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 20, 2013 at 2:54 pm

I’m betting on 68.

It’s like 69 except he’ll owe her one…….

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Same ol' Same ol' June 20, 2013 at 12:05 pm

Any time you have men and women working together, it will happen. So, no matter if it’s private business, industrial or public business, if you got two that’s horny and they think they can get away with it, the uglies they be a bumpin’, not even the crack of dawn is safe. The only difference is if it’s in a public job, it usually makes the news. In the private sector they just usually fire/reassign ’em.

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Same ol' Same ol' June 20, 2013 at 12:05 pm

Any time you have men and women working together, it will happen. So, no matter if it’s private business, industrial or public business, if you got two that’s horny and they think they can get away with it, the uglies they be a bumpin’, not even the crack of dawn is safe. The only difference is if it’s in a public job, it usually makes the news. In the private sector they just usually fire/reassign ’em.

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Marie Harrison June 20, 2013 at 12:06 pm

Just glad it was a female.

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Marie Harrison June 20, 2013 at 12:06 pm

Just glad it was a female.

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Finius Nullis June 20, 2013 at 12:07 pm

OK, now what are the professional duties of a “performance coach”

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Good Ole Boy June 20, 2013 at 12:10 pm

no worries, he’s just providing some on the job training. probably part of his job description.

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Curious June 20, 2013 at 12:13 pm

Telling you how to do a job you should already know how to do. That is some bullshit.

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JJ Evans June 20, 2013 at 12:25 pm

Apparently their duties are teaching coworkers proper sexual techniques. Goddamn, where can I sign up?

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Finius Nullis June 20, 2013 at 12:07 pm

OK, now what are the professional duties of a “performance coach”

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Good Ole Boy June 20, 2013 at 12:10 pm

no worries, he’s just providing some on the job training. probably part of his job description.

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Curious June 20, 2013 at 12:13 pm

Telling you how to do a job you should already know how to do. That is some bullshit.

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JJ Evans June 20, 2013 at 12:25 pm

Apparently their duties are teaching coworkers proper sexual techniques. Goddamn, where can I sign up? He was probably showing her how to get a promotion.

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Halfvast Conspirator June 20, 2013 at 12:13 pm

You need to find out 1) what his contract required, 2) who the other party was, 3) how much he was being paid for his “coaching” and 4) if there are any protections involved with the parties. And if there are any pictures.

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Curious June 20, 2013 at 12:14 pm

They must have security cameras in that office, so…

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Halfvast Conspirator June 20, 2013 at 12:13 pm

You need to find out 1) what his contract required, 2) who the other party was, 3) how much he was being paid for his “coaching” and 4) if there are any protections involved with the parties. And if there are any pictures.

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Curious June 20, 2013 at 12:14 pm

They must have security cameras in that office, so…

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 20, 2013 at 12:24 pm

performance coach…. eh?

Nah….

This is just too easy……

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A. E. Newman June 20, 2013 at 2:37 pm

Ah come on TBG, let it rip.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 20, 2013 at 12:24 pm

performance coach…. eh?

Nah….

This is just too easy……

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A. E. Newman June 20, 2013 at 2:37 pm

Ah come on TBG, let it rip.

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Naive Homeschooler June 20, 2013 at 12:32 pm

Why does that lady have her feet on the man’s shoulders? Did she fall down? I hope she’s OK.

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Public Schooler June 20, 2013 at 12:37 pm

She gettin’ busy with da man. What are you stupid? Don’t you know dat’s how we gets our benjamin’s after da diploma? Makin babies and not workin’ is da ticket to gubmint money and all da fixins’.

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Naive Homeschooler June 20, 2013 at 12:42 pm

Your lack of grammar and syntax is disheartening. One quick lesson: it helps to separate a noun and an adjective with a comma, as in, “What are you [comma] stupid?”

Mother taught me this when I was 3.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 20, 2013 at 2:52 pm

“[comma] effing” works even better.

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Naive Homeschooler June 20, 2013 at 4:06 pm

Tonto: I’m never allowed to use profane language. During my 2nd grade Latin final, I mad pun of caelum (heaven) with c?le? (testicles). I didn’t get to watch Veggie Tales for a week!

bobbie jo pepperdine June 20, 2013 at 12:40 pm

MOTHER! I told you to keep away from this site !

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Forrest Gump June 20, 2013 at 5:28 pm

Looks to me like he’s helping that lady up, like she felled on the floor. I’m sure that happens all the time in government buildings in South Carolina.

I’ve helped people out, too. People over in Viet Nam. The President of the United States gave me a special prize for that.

The really good thing about meeting the President of the United States is the food.

They put you in this little room with just about anything you’d want to eat or drink. But since, number one, I wasn’t hungry, but thirsty, and number two, they was free, I must have drank me about fifteen Dr. Peppers.

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Naive Homeschooler June 20, 2013 at 12:32 pm

Why does that lady have her feet on the man’s shoulders? Did she fall down? I hope she’s OK.

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Public Schooler June 20, 2013 at 12:37 pm

She gettin’ busy with da man. What are you stupid? Don’t you know dat’s how we gets our benjamin’s after da diploma? Makin babies and not workin’ is da ticket to gubmint money and all da fixins’.

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Naive Homeschooler June 20, 2013 at 12:42 pm

Your lack of grammar and syntax is disheartening. One quick lesson: it helps to separate a noun and an adjective with a comma, as in, “What are you [comma] stupid?”

Mother taught me this when I was 3.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 20, 2013 at 2:52 pm

“[comma] effing” works even better.

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Naive Homeschooler June 20, 2013 at 4:06 pm

Tonto: I’m never allowed to use profane language. During my 2nd grade Latin final, I mad pun of caelum (heaven) with c?le? (testicles). I didn’t get to watch Veggie Tales for a week!

bobbie jo pepperdine June 20, 2013 at 12:40 pm

MOTHER! I told you to keep away from this site !

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Forrest Gump June 20, 2013 at 5:28 pm

Looks to me like he’s helping that lady up, like she felled on the floor. I’m sure that happens all the time in government buildings in South Carolina.

I’ve helped people out, too. People over in Viet Nam. The President of the United States gave me a special prize for that.

The really good thing about meeting the President of the United States is the food.

They put you in this little room with just about anything you’d want to eat or drink. But since, number one, I wasn’t hungry, but thirsty, and number two, they was free, I must have drank me about fifteen Dr. Peppers.

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shifty henry June 20, 2013 at 12:36 pm

The position could be LXIX

— that’s 69 the hard way!

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shifty henry June 20, 2013 at 12:36 pm

The position could be LXIX

— that’s 69 the hard way!

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Larry June 20, 2013 at 12:45 pm

i got blow jobs from a chick and we had the sense to lock the door — went on for years until her husband got transferred. she could not get enough sometimes three times a week, whenever i pointed to my johnson she was down on her knees. this guy was a moron

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Dooly Davis June 20, 2013 at 1:07 pm

“She” couldn’t get enough,so” she “gave you BJ’s. What was in it for” she”? If she couldn’t get enough it would have been you on your knees.

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Jay Ellington June 20, 2013 at 1:09 pm

Janitors wearing a wig and lipstick don’t constitute a “her”.

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Larry June 22, 2013 at 12:00 am

her sex drive was set at 100 percent at all times of the day & night. i don’t know what was in it for her except that it satisfied her sex drive. hell, how else should i explain it? she even told her husband she was giving me bj’s and he said it was okay (he accepted her that way) – she said that in alabama where they lived before she and her husband had regular three-some sex with her husband’s boss – that’s two guys on her – and she & hubbie loved it. she also loved having sex with other girls, and girls & guys – all combinations… overall this dame was like an angel sent from heaven for my Johnson – i was sorry she moved away. one of a kind

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Jay Ellington June 20, 2013 at 1:08 pm

Pics or it didn’t happen, stories like this are a dime a dozen without proof to back them up.

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CNSYD June 20, 2013 at 1:27 pm

sort of like Sic Willie and Haley?

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Jay Ellington June 20, 2013 at 1:31 pm

Exactly, I have a great story about myself and a well known olympic skier’s wife that I never tell, because I have no pictures to back it up.

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shifty henry June 20, 2013 at 3:22 pm

Same here with the two female midget wrestlers….sigh!

Larry June 20, 2013 at 12:45 pm

i got blow jobs from a chick and we had the sense to lock the door — went on for years until her husband got transferred. she could not get enough sometimes three times a week, whenever i pointed to my johnson she was down on her knees. this guy was a moron

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Dooly Davis June 20, 2013 at 1:07 pm

“She” couldn’t get enough,so” she “gave you BJ’s. What was in it for” she”? If she couldn’t get enough it would have been you on your knees.

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli June 20, 2013 at 1:09 pm

Janitors wearing a wig and lipstick don’t constitute a “her”.

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Larry June 22, 2013 at 12:00 am

her sex drive was set at 100 percent at all times of the day & night. i don’t know what was in it for her except that it satisfied her sex drive. hell, how else should i explain it? she even told her husband she was giving me bj’s and he said it was okay (he accepted her that way) – she said that in alabama where they lived before she and her husband had regular three-some sex with her husband’s boss – that’s two guys on her – and she & hubbie loved it. she also loved having sex with other girls, and girls & guys – all combinations… overall this dame was like an angel sent from heaven for my Johnson – i was sorry she moved away. one of a kind

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli June 20, 2013 at 1:08 pm

Pics or it didn’t happen, stories like this are a dime a dozen without proof to back them up.

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CNSYD June 20, 2013 at 1:27 pm

sort of like Sic Willie and Haley?

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli June 20, 2013 at 1:31 pm

Exactly, I have a great story about myself and a well known olympic skier’s wife that I never tell, because I have no pictures to back it up.

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shifty henry June 20, 2013 at 3:22 pm

Same here with those two female midget wrestlers….sigh!

E-Harmony June 20, 2013 at 12:54 pm

David Beasley & Ginny Wolfe all over again.

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E-Harmony June 20, 2013 at 12:54 pm

David Beasley & Ginny Wolfe all over again.

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Jay Ellington June 20, 2013 at 1:06 pm

I’ll bet the “subordinate” didn’t get the same deal. The real story here, because the guy didn’t get fired, is that, by resigning, he gets to keep positive employable status in the state system and any retirement he has built up. He’ll be employed next week. More waste, fraud and abuse.

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli June 20, 2013 at 1:06 pm

I’ll bet the “subordinate” didn’t get the same deal. The real story here, because the guy didn’t get fired, is that by resigning, he gets to keep positive employable status in the state system and any retirement he has built up. He’ll be employed next week. More waste, fraud and abuse.

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jimlewisowb June 20, 2013 at 2:21 pm

Have no doubt this story is 100% bona fide

Back in 1982 on June 31st around 3 PM I walked in on my supervisor and he was nailing his supervisor on the desk

Took a crew of 4 from maintenance about an hour to get all the nails out

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jimlewisowb June 20, 2013 at 2:21 pm

Have no doubt this story is 100% bona fide

Back in 1982 on June 31st around 3 PM I walked in on my supervisor and he was nailing his supervisor on the desk

Took a crew of 4 from maintenance about an hour to get all the nails out

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Bojangles June 20, 2013 at 4:00 pm

Looks like Neil Young. Maybe she is the crazy horse. Photo notwithstanding, a C-note says the Performance Coach was a Geechie. Clues: North Charleston and Welfare Agency – you’d be doing good to find one jackass cracker behind the counter in that joint, same for unemployment and the highway department. Enough Chrysler 300’s in the lot to look like a Dodge dealership.

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Bojangles June 20, 2013 at 4:00 pm

Looks like Neil Young. Maybe she is the crazy horse. Photo notwithstanding, a C-note says the Performance Coach was a Geechie. Clues: North Charleston and Welfare Agency – you’d be doing good to find one jackass cracker behind the counter in that joint, same for unemployment and the highway department. Enough Chrysler 300’s in the lot to look like a Dodge dealership.

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Queen Jean June 20, 2013 at 6:02 pm

They were Democrats and, therefore, in a protected class. They will both be reassigned and given a 10% pay cut, only, ala Lillian McBride. That will be the end of it.

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Queen Jean June 20, 2013 at 6:02 pm

They were Democrats and, therefore, in a protected class. They will both be reassigned and given a 10% pay cut, only, ala Lillian McBride. That will be the end of it.

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Soft Sigh from Hell June 20, 2013 at 7:15 pm

I at first mistakenly sight-read it as “performance couch,” and thought, “Yikes, is it that formalized and ongoing?”

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Soft Sigh from Hell June 20, 2013 at 7:15 pm

I at first mistakenly sight-read it as “performance couch,” and thought, “Yikes, is it that formalized and ongoing?”

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Coach Costanza June 20, 2013 at 9:11 pm

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this one. Because if I knew that sort of thing was frowned upon…

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Coach Costanza June 20, 2013 at 9:11 pm

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this one. Because if I knew that sort of thing was frowned upon…

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Cleveland Steamer June 20, 2013 at 11:33 pm

So thats where they make the porn videos

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Cleveland Steamer June 20, 2013 at 11:33 pm

So thats where they make the porn videos

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MashPotato June 21, 2013 at 2:33 pm

Thick legs, oversized shoes.

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Finius Nullis June 21, 2013 at 10:18 pm

nice legs – classy shoes -lovely painted toenails – would say she has a cuddly figure – and smells really, really good

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MashPotato June 21, 2013 at 2:33 pm

Thick legs, oversized shoes.

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Finius Nullis June 21, 2013 at 10:18 pm

nice legs – classy shoes -lovely painted toenails – would say she has a cuddly figure – and smells really, really good

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MGTT June 21, 2013 at 4:50 pm

Which nostril will his finger slip into? 6-5 on the right.

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Finius Nullis June 21, 2013 at 10:16 pm

The question should be: Where do you think that finger was five seconds ago?

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MGTT June 21, 2013 at 4:50 pm

Which nostril will his finger slip into? 6-5 on the right.

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Finius Nullis June 21, 2013 at 10:16 pm

The question should be: Where do you think that finger was five seconds ago?

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Invisible Hired Hand June 22, 2013 at 11:22 am

Two lawyers (a male and a female) who worked for Jean Toal right down there in the center of Columbia a couple of years ago were banging each other. There was no secret about it in the office. Toal just transferred one of them to another position in another building – at a raise, no less. No big deal.

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Invisible Hired Hand June 22, 2013 at 11:22 am

Two lawyers (a male and a female) who worked for Jean Toal right down there in the center of Columbia a couple of years ago were banging each other. There was no secret about it in the office. Toal just transferred one of them to another position in another building – at a raise, no less. No big deal.

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9" June 23, 2013 at 4:19 pm

“The horror! The horror!”

? Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness

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9" June 23, 2013 at 4:19 pm

“The horror! The horror!”

? Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness

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