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There Are Rednecks In Ohio

Earlier this month a truck plunged into a ravine near the Ohio Valley Mall in Clairsville, Ohio. The accident – which left the driver of the semi with only minor injuries (fortunately) – attracted a crowd of rubberneckers in the mall parking lot, many of whom attempted to take pictures…

Earlier this month a truck plunged into a ravine near the Ohio Valley Mall in Clairsville, Ohio. The accident – which left the driver of the semi with only minor injuries (fortunately) – attracted a crowd of rubberneckers in the mall parking lot, many of whom attempted to take pictures of the accident in violation of mall policy.

One overzealous mall cop didn’t like that … one bit.

Via Live Leak, here’s what happened next …

(Click to play)

Awesome!

After initially standing by its security guard, the Ohio Valley Mall later reversed course and fired her, telling The Wheeling News-Register (which we assume is a real newspaper) that she  “hadn’t upheld all the standards required of its security officers.”

Ya think?

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36 comments

Frank Pytel May 23, 2013 at 1:08 pm

BBBBWWWWWW#AAAAAAaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhah
ROTFLMMFAO

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Frank Pytel May 23, 2013 at 1:08 pm

BBBBWWWWWW#AAAAAAaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhah
ROTFLMMFAO

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little rocky from arkansas May 23, 2013 at 1:24 pm

Hey, I didn’t know Barney had a half-sister! But I think she is sexy hot! I have this fantasy of her wearing only that blue shirt with the extra -long sleeves, cuffs unbuttoned, and the top three buttons of her shirt also unbuttoned. Wow – I’d hit it !!

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little rocky from arkansas May 23, 2013 at 1:24 pm

Hey, I didn’t know Barney had a half-sister! But I think she is sexy hot! I have this fantasy of her wearing only that blue shirt with the extra -long sleeves, cuffs unbuttoned, and the top three buttons of her shirt also unbuttoned. Wow – I’d hit it !!

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little rocky from arkansas May 23, 2013 at 1:36 pm

I don’t know which I enjoyed more (1) when she starts counting and holding up her fingers so the crowd can count with her, or (2) the tussling in the street. Anyway, she didn’t back off even when she got kicked in the head by boots. Personally, I think the mall should put her back on duty – I like her! Please, Sic, don’t delete this video clip (can’t save it?). I’ll be back!

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little rocky from arkansas May 23, 2013 at 1:36 pm

I don’t know which I enjoyed more (1) when she starts counting and holding up her fingers so the crowd can count with her, or (2) the tussling in the street. Anyway, she didn’t back off even when she got kicked in the head by boots. Personally, I think the mall should put her back on duty – I like her! Please, Sic, don’t delete this video clip (can’t save it?). I’ll be back!

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? May 23, 2013 at 1:42 pm

Damn, the biker chick could have pulled off an arm bar very easily and that would have been really bad news for the mall cop-I almost thought she was going to do it for a second.

Stay classy Ohio.

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? May 23, 2013 at 1:42 pm

Damn, the biker chick could have pulled off an arm bar very easily and that would have been really bad news for the mall cop-I almost thought she was going to do it for a second.

Stay classy Ohio.

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No Respect May 23, 2013 at 1:52 pm

“I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.”
Rodney Dangerfield

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2big2fall May 24, 2013 at 8:32 am

Rodney was the best. I have one of those foot tall dolls on a plastic base with the flailing arms and the rotating head. The head fell off but you can still push the button on the base and listen to Rodney’s routine.

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No Respect May 23, 2013 at 1:52 pm

“I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.”
Rodney Dangerfield

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2big2fall May 24, 2013 at 8:32 am

Rodney was the best. I have one of those foot tall dolls on a plastic base with the flailing arms and the rotating head. The head fell off but you can still push the button on the base and listen to Rodney’s routine.

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JJ Evans May 23, 2013 at 2:33 pm

White trash whores.

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JJ Evans May 23, 2013 at 2:33 pm

White trash whores.

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Cicero May 23, 2013 at 2:46 pm

Super classy of all the bystander dudes to just sit there and let this fight go on. The mall cop is clearly a sad, unstable person, and it took some Jonah Goldberg lookalike to stop his car and intervene. They even objected when he tried to break it up. Animals, just white trash animals.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 23, 2013 at 6:19 pm

some Jonah Goldberg lookalike

Nice.

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Cicero May 23, 2013 at 2:46 pm

Super classy of all the bystander dudes to just sit there and let this fight go on. The mall cop is clearly a sad, unstable person, and it took some Jonah Goldberg lookalike to stop his car and intervene. They even objected when he tried to break it up. Animals, just white trash animals.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 23, 2013 at 6:19 pm

some Jonah Goldberg lookalike

Nice.

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Smirks May 23, 2013 at 3:08 pm

Being a mall cop is serious business apparently. All it takes is asking politely a few times to leave and then call the actual officers to escort them off premises. I guess that’s too difficult when you let such a lowly position go to your head, though.

Worst catfight ever.

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Smirks May 23, 2013 at 3:08 pm

Being a mall cop is serious business apparently. All it takes is asking politely a few times to leave and then call the actual officers to escort them off premises. I guess that’s too difficult when you let such a lowly position go to your head, though.

Worst catfight ever.

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Smack That May 23, 2013 at 3:53 pm

they’re all idiots.

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Smack That May 23, 2013 at 3:53 pm

they’re all idiots.

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goat May 23, 2013 at 4:01 pm

test

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goat May 23, 2013 at 4:01 pm

test

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Chic Flair May 23, 2013 at 4:47 pm

sometimes it’s just fun to laugh at others. this is one of those times. the cuff attempt was especially a nice touch.

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Chic Flair May 23, 2013 at 4:47 pm

sometimes it’s just fun to laugh at others. this is one of those times. the cuff attempt was especially a nice touch.

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Soft Sigh from Hell May 23, 2013 at 8:10 pm

“You will respect muh AUTHORITY!”

(I forget which old movie that came from.)

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AROYinmb May 24, 2013 at 5:12 pm

south park

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Soft Sigh from Hell May 23, 2013 at 8:10 pm

“You will respect muh AUTHORITY!”

(I forget which old movie that came from.)

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AROYinmb May 24, 2013 at 5:12 pm

south park

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2big2fall May 23, 2013 at 11:39 pm

funny stuff but what happened to the little picture link at the bottom of page? Had a nice little collage of still pics from the video to comment on…

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2big2fall May 23, 2013 at 11:39 pm

funny stuff but what happened to the little picture link at the bottom of page? Had a nice little collage of still pics from the video to comment on…

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Aerator May 24, 2013 at 1:46 am

I can’t wait for this to be turned into a series on reality television. Brawl Mall, the story of misunderstood, minimum wage, out-of-shape security guards. By the way, the lookie-loo’s were not taking pictures of the mall. Rest assured that the Orange Julius plans are still safe.

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Aerator May 24, 2013 at 1:46 am

I can’t wait for this to be turned into a series on reality television. Brawl Mall, the story of misunderstood, minimum wage, out-of-shape security guards. By the way, the lookie-loo’s were not taking pictures of the mall. Rest assured that the Orange Julius plans are still safe.

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Raymond May 28, 2013 at 8:18 am

I’m from Ohio and I’ve been telling anyone who will listen for years: The South has no monopoly on rednecks.

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Raymond May 28, 2013 at 8:18 am

I’m from Ohio and I’ve been telling anyone who will listen for years: The South has no monopoly on rednecks.

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