While S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford tours the Palmetto State’s first congressional district with a cutout of Democratic House leader Nancy Pelosi, one James Island resident is using the governor’s homemade sign shtick against him.
Just off the James Island connector in Charleston County, S.C., a FITS reader snapped a picture of a white sign spray-painted with orange letters.
Its message?
Mark Sanford Wastes Tax $ On Coitus.
Ha!
For those of you educated in one of the Palmetto State’s many failing government-run schools, “coitus” is described by Merriam Webster as the “physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements.”
Bumpin’ uglies, in other words. Knockin’ boots. Doin’ the nasty.
Anyway, the sign is referring to a 2009 report which probed a specific leg of Sanford’s 2008 “trade mission” to South America – a trip to Brazil. Sanford acknowledged that he “crossed the ultimate line” with his then-lover (now-fiancé) Maria Belen Chapur on this trip – and after it became public knowledge, he subsequently refunded taxpayers a portion of the costs associated with his travel.
Sanford is currently trailing Democrat Elizabeth Colbert-Busch in the special election for the first district – which he represented from 1995-2001 (prior to serving his two terms as governor). Can he make up a nine-point deficit in this Republican-leaning district over the next two weeks?
We’ll soon find out …
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I am blaming BigT for these signs.
I don’t see any almost-swears (GEE DEE, EFFIN, @$$), references to Nazi Germany, or any relation to Obama or FITS. Can’t be BigT.
…. and no misspelled words. NO – wait, I just noticed that an extension had to be added for the “S” … HAW – it could be BigT!
T wouldn’t have taken the time to add the “S.”
Does the big idio”T”‘s mama ever let him out of the basement?
….inflatable castle in the back yard
I am blaming BigT for these signs.
I don’t see any almost-swears (GEE DEE, EFFIN, @$$), references to Nazi Germany, or any relation to Obama or FITS. Can’t be BigT.
…. and no misspelled words. NO – wait, I just noticed that an extension had to be added for the “S” … HAW – it could be BigT!
T wouldn’t have taken the time to add the “S.”
Does the big idio”T”‘s mama ever let him out of the basement?
….inflatable castle in the back yard
This can’t be over too soon. In Marks latest photos he looks haggardly and worn, more like a homeless wino than a former Governor. Mark, you caught a break and were allowed to complete your term. You missed the part about fading into the background and milking it for what it was worth. Your comeback is wayyyy too early and will be very, very brief. You will be lucky if you get out of this without your own children hating you. And brother, trust me, those South American women are quick to bolt for the next best thing. I can see you in 5 years sitting on a bar stool in Henry’s at 2 o’clock on a Saturday, swearing to the tourists that have wandered in for a cold one, that you really are the former Governor of the Great State of South Carolina. Photos with the Luv Guv – 5 dollars.
Gary Bussey on the Apprentice comes to mind. You gotta love the guy but damn it ain’t pretty.
Good one. Weiner (NY) is asking for a second chance also using Sanford’s phrases.
In Marks latest photos he looks haggardly and worn, more like a homeless wino than a former Governor.
I don’t know, that might make him go up in the polls. We are talking about Charleston after all.
Also, I like Gary Busey. I know he’s a bit aloof, especially due to his motorcycle accident, but he’s still cool in my eyes.
Look at David Petraeus, fellow member of The Family/The Fellowship/C Street, he’s slithering back into the public arena. These people get it pounded into their pointy little heads by Doug and David Coe that they are anointed by God to be in power. That’s why they keep using the example of King David. He sinned, but God let him continue to be king. Of, course, the Coes don’t tell them about the numerous ways God punished David and that they have suffered nothing that compares. Mark, actually, has suffered much less than Petraeus, Ensign and Coburn.
I don’t understand why Cubby Culbertson hasn’t counseled Mark about his pridefulness…such as, his continuing to sin with his lover while he tells everybody he has been redeemed…not to mention his lying…But, I guess ole Cubby is just as prideful as Mark, like most SC evangelical, fundamentalist Christianists.
I’m sick of and long for the day these people go in their closets to pray.
How can Cubby help Mark, he was married three times.
Sanford,Ensign,and Pickering kept the coitus room at C Street rocking.Pickering was dumb enough to write about in a diary,and his wife loved him for it.LOL.
Sanfordn tries comeback. Hope he gets his A$$ handed to him, taxpayer money to carry on with Maria.
Eckstrom has done the same with Kelly!
Bob Peeler used campaign money to carry on an affair with Donna, campaign worker, next door neighbor and wife’s besrt friend!
Haley wonder how much taxpayer money and campaign money she has used to spred um widely, with God only knows how many?
Just more scum, sluts and groupies!
This can’t be over too soon. In Marks latest photos he looks haggardly and worn, more like a homeless wino than a former Governor. Mark, you caught a break and were allowed to complete your term. You missed the part about fading into the background and milking it for what it was worth. Your comeback is wayyyy too early and will be very, very brief. You will be lucky if you get out of this without your own children hating you. And brother, trust me, those South American women are quick to bolt for the next best thing. I can see you in 5 years sitting on a bar stool in Henry’s at 2 o’clock on a Saturday, swearing to the tourists that have wandered in for a cold one, that you really are the former Governor of the Great State of South Carolina. Photos with the Luv Guv – 5 dollars.
Gary Bussey on the Apprentice comes to mind. You gotta love the guy but damn it ain’t pretty.
Good one. Weiner (NY) is asking for a second chance also using Sanford’s phrases.
In Marks latest photos he looks haggardly and worn, more like a homeless wino than a former Governor.
I don’t know, that might make him go up in the polls. We are talking about Charleston after all.
Also, I like Gary Busey. I know he’s a bit aloof, especially due to his motorcycle accident, but he’s still cool in my eyes.
Look at David Petraeus, fellow member of The Family/The Fellowship/C Street, he’s slithering back into the public arena. These people get it pounded into their pointy little heads by Doug and David Coe that they are anointed by God to be in power. That’s why they keep using the example of King David. He sinned, but God let him continue to be king. Of, course, the Coes don’t tell them about the numerous ways God punished David and that they have suffered nothing that compares. Mark, actually, has suffered much less than Petraeus, Ensign and Coburn.
I don’t understand why Cubby Culbertson hasn’t counseled Mark about his pridefulness…such as, his continuing to sin with his lover while he tells everybody he has been redeemed…not to mention his lying…But, I guess ole Cubby is just as prideful as Mark, like most SC evangelical, fundamentalist Christianists.
I’m sick of and long for the day these people go in their closets to pray.
How can Cubby help Mark, he was married three times.
Sanford,Ensign,and Pickering kept the coitus room at C Street rocking.Pickering was dumb enough to write about in a diary,and his wife loved him for it.LOL.
Sanfordn tries comeback. Hope he gets his A$$ handed to him, taxpayer money to carry on with Maria.
Eckstrom has done the same with Kelly!
Bob Peeler used campaign money to carry on an affair with Donna, campaign worker, next door neighbor and wife’s besrt friend!
Haley wonder how much taxpayer money and campaign money she has used to spred um widely, with God only knows how many?
Just more scum, sluts and groupies!
Arguably incomprehensible to his base.
Absolutely. I’m sure Tom Davis and the rest of the Libertarians have not a clue.
True.
Arguably incomprehensible to his base.
Absolutely. I’m sure Tom Davis and the rest of the Libertarians have not a clue.
True.
tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock……waiting for BigT to sign in…..
The calm before the storm…
Yep – something else for him to chew on…………….
Big T(turd) must be too drunk to get out of bed today.
…. heard a rumor that he’s providing security for Sanford
tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock……waiting for BigT to sign in…..
The calm before the storm…
Yep – something else for him to chew on…………….
Big T(turd) must be too drunk to get out of bed today.
…. heard a rumor that he’s providing security for Sanford
This is so sickening. True Sanford is not perfect and makes mistakes like everyone else, but what gets me is the pleasure that some people have in beating a dead horse. Why not changed the name South Carolina to Sex Carolina? After all today’s headlines started with a column about Oral Contraptions by A.L, showed a photo of a sign for the world to see using the c—– word and yesterday was a story about a woman who abused her man for not wanting what she wanted. You complain about being the laughing stock of the nation, it’s you people that make it that way.
The beating of a dead horse analogy would stick a lot better if Marco had not made his comeback bid as well as trespassed on his ex-wife’s property. The Luv Guv brought this on himself. In other words, the horse ain’t dead; the damn thing is running for elected office again!
This is almost like pouring water on a drowning man.
But Carrie…..Sanford supplied the water. He had a chance for a private life with his soulmate and his sons,but he had to get back onto that pedestal.He is to blame,so don’t feel sorry for him.
Politics is in his blood and there is no cure for it.
So? Are you trying to make this an excuse why he’s choosing to make a complete moron of himself? Public, Carrie, means exactly that. Get over the thin skin.
CARPETBAGGING and living off the tax payers is what is in his blood.
Coitus is not the”c” word.
Belen I know. Just did not want to lower my standards by writting the word that was written on the sign.
This is a secret,so don’t tell anyone Carrie…..Sanford and Chapur fornicate,but it doesn’t matter because he has God’s approval for everything he wants to do,and Chapur believes in freedom.
Halleluiah!!!
(another chuckle) — like this?
Understand your frustrations. You shouldn’t come here anymore. Give up trying to get this blog to be anything but Mad Magazine soap opera of public displays of pin head politicians…Like Sanford. Believe me I’ve tried. This post displays woeful naivety and emotional irrationality in asking anyone to refrain from targeting the idiocy Sanford chooses to display. Public means exactly that. Publication of his, and other politicians, public imbecility is the best thing FITS published until AL.
YEAH, what she said!
PREACH SISTER PREACH!
Bring me to the pulpit brotha! Wheee!!
(chuckle) — ok
This is so sickening. True Sanford is not perfect and makes mistakes like everyone else, but what gets me is the pleasure that some people have in beating a dead horse. Why not changed the name South Carolina to Sex Carolina? After all today’s headlines started with a column about Oral Contraptions by A.L, showed a photo of a sign for the world to see using the c—– word and yesterday was a story about a woman who abused her man for not wanting what she wanted. You complain about being the laughing stock of the nation, it’s you people that make it that way.
The beating of a dead horse analogy would stick a lot better if Marco had not made his comeback bid as well as trespassed on his ex-wife’s property. The Luv Guv brought this on himself. In other words, the horse ain’t dead; the damn thing is running for elected office again!
This is almost like pouring water on a drowning man.
But Carrie…..Sanford supplied the water. He had a chance for a private life with his soulmate and his sons,but he had to get back onto that pedestal.He is to blame,so don’t feel sorry for him.
Politics is in his blood and there is no cure for it.
So? Is this an excuse why he’s choosing to make a complete moron of himself? Public, Carrie, means exactly that. Get over the thin skin.
CARPETBAGGING and living off the tax payers is what is in his blood.
Coitus is not the”c” word.
Belen I know. Just did not want to lower my standards by writting the word that was written on the sign.
This is a secret,so don’t tell anyone Carrie…..Sanford and Chapur fornicate,but it doesn’t matter because he has God’s approval for everything he wants to do,and Chapur believes in freedom.
Halleluiah!!! Protect us from words that mean nasty things!!
(another chuckle) — like this?
Understand your frustrations. You shouldn’t come here anymore. This blog isn’t much more than Mad Magazine soap opera of public displays of pin head politicians…Like Sanford. Your post naively makes an emotional request to refrain from targeting the idiocy Sanford chooses to display. Public means exactly that. Publication of his, and other politicians, public imbecility is the best thing FITS published until AL.
YEAH, what she said!
PREACH SISTER PREACH!
Bring me to the pulpit brotha! Wheee!!
(chuckle) — ok
Sanford 57%
Busch 43%
He is trying to tell us how educated (?) he is by using the correct word and got so excited in writing it that he forgot the letter “s” and had to add it on an extension. So much for the SC education.
…..”draggin’ it through the bushes” — BigT
dem fuckers be watchin bing bang nigga!!!
Sanford 57%
Busch 43%
Forgot to add:
Hats off to individual who chose to use “coitus”. Shows a level of culture not known to other parts of the State
In the Upstate would have used “what rabbits do”
In the Midlands would have used “boinking”
Over in the Pee Dee would have used “fucking”
He is trying to tell us how educated (?) he is by using the correct word and got so excited in writing it that he forgot the letter “s” and had to add it on an extension. So much for the SC education.
…..”draggin’ it through the bushes” — BigT
dem fuckers be watchin bing bang nigga!!!
If only Mark’s mama and daddy had not engaged in coitus.
They didn’t. His was a virgin birth. Just ask him.
If only Mark’s mama and daddy had not engaged in coitus.
They didn’t. His was a virgin birth. Just ask him.
This is SC,and that sign might cause a bunch of accidents,due to coitus interruptus …
Go to the Flying J, and find a horny trucker, if you want to fuck in the car,but keep your big greedy ass ,PARKED!
(I fucked the hell out of T’s ass last night;busted 3 nuts in that abyss he calls his ‘love chute’)
This is SC,and that sign might cause a bunch of accidents,due to coitus interruptus …
Go to the Flying J, and find a horny trucker, if you want to fuck in the car,but keep your big greedy ass ,PARKED!
(I fucked the hell out of T’s ass last night;busted 3 nuts in that abyss he calls his ‘love chute’)
That is a fantastic sign…on so many levels.
That is a fantastic sign…on so many levels.
Good dig at SC public schools-Do you get a full payment from Howie for that one?
May mortgage payment coming soon. Sic Willie will ramp up the Howie pimping.
Good dig at SC public schools-Do you get a full payment from Howie for that one?
May mortgage payment coming soon. Sic Willie will ramp up the Howie pimping.
Sanford knew what he was getting into when he started this campaign.He knew the baggage he was carrying around, as did those who told him to run. Maybe they didn’t know about the trespassing,but he did and kept it to himself,knowing that it could surface.Sanford has serious problems and someone should guide him to some help.He does not need to be in politics,he needs to concentrate on himself and his family.
Sanford knew what he was getting into when he started this campaign.He knew the baggage he was carrying around, as did those who told him to run. Maybe they didn’t know about the trespassing,but he did and kept it to himself,knowing that it could surface.Sanford has serious problems and someone should guide him to some help.He does not need to be in politics,he needs to concentrate on himself and his family.
Maria Belen Chapur never felt that he wasted taxpayer dollars on coitus. It was money well spent to unite her with her eternal love. Don’t recall her ever thanking South Carolina for the gesture. Maybe she can repay the kindness by taking Sanford back to Argentina with her.
She will going back to Argentina if he loses. But I don’t think she will taking him.
Maria Belen Chapur never felt that he wasted taxpayer dollars on coitus. It was money well spent to unite her with her eternal love. Don’t recall her ever thanking South Carolina for the gesture. Maybe she can repay the kindness by taking Sanford back to Argentina with her.
She will going back to Argentina if he loses. But I don’t think she will be taking him.
Does Sheldon Cooper live on James Island?
Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
Does Sheldon Cooper live on James Island?
Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
More fallout- Sanford states that his cell-phone has been inundated with calls since he posted his phone number at the bottom of that full page ad he ran. House Democrats seemingly have advised their donors to ring him up.
More fallout- Sanford states that his cell-phone has been inundated with calls since he posted his phone number at the bottom of that full page ad he ran. House Democrats seemingly have advised their donors to ring him up.
Yeah, and could somebody please do a sign that said he forfeited a conservative congressional seat via trespassing delectus and obliterated his forgivnius redemptius interruptus schtick that almost worked until all realized how thoroughly bogus [that’s not a Latin term, pun not intended] he is.
HA!!!! Good one.
I’ve asked you folks before and I’m asking again —- please don’t use words I have to look up…..
Yeah, and could somebody please do a sign that said he forfeited a conservative congressional seat via trespassing delectus and obliterated his forgivnius redemptius interruptus schtick that almost worked until all realized how thoroughly bogus [that’s not a Latin term, pun not intended] he is.
HA!!!! Good one.
I’ve asked you folks before and I’m asking again —- please don’t use words I have to look up…..
It’s South Carolina, no one will know what “coitus” means.
Oh, I thought it meant “dry-docking”.
It’s South Carolina, no one will know what “coitus” means.
Oh, I thought it meant “dry-docking”.
Plywood signs another brilliant idea by Wes Donahue. (Until he figured out that his opponents will use them more effectively). Please move to San Francisco you will get all the cock you want and stop destroying GOP in SC
Plywood signs another brilliant idea by Wes Donahue. (Until he figured out that his opponents will use them more effectively). Please move to San Francisco you will get all the cock you want and stop destroying GOP in SC
I would like to see Mr. Sanford campaign arm in arm with Maria, his wife to be. Keeping her in the shadows smacks of a dirty old man who secretly keeps his mistress away from the public eye. If he is engaged to this woman then why shouldn’t he campaign with her by his side, instead of acting as if she did not exist?
The last few days has certainly amplified the fears many SC residents about Sanford’s honesty. Hiding the woman he claims to be his soul mate and the woman wearing his engagement ring from view, for political advantage, plays into those fears.
Belen’s wish not to be exploited, gawked at, harassed, etc., probably figures strongly. She doesn’t have the protections she had in Argentina. Plus, people will take an even closer look at her literally and figuratively and all Sanford’s pronouncements about her wonderfulness might suffer. Their interactions would be put on display and could be telling. Sanford doesn’t need anymore complications!
Or she could be taking a cue from Jenny “his career is not a concern of mine.”
Actually i was being facetious. She has to be kept out of sight so the sorid affair and the misery it caused will not be constantly in the forefront of voters minds.
Agreed!
Is the ring paid for, or has he got it on a ninety day note?
His payment plan is on the same schedule as his election campaign, just in case.
I would like to see Mr. Sanford campaign arm in arm with Maria, his wife to be. Keeping her in the shadows smacks of a dirty old man who secretly keeps his mistress away from the public eye. If he is engaged to this woman then why shouldn’t he campaign with her by his side, instead of acting as if she did not exist?
The last few days has certainly amplified the fears many SC residents about Sanford’s honesty. Hiding the woman he claims to be his soul mate and the woman wearing his engagement ring from view, for political advantage, plays into those fears.
Belen’s wish not to be exploited, gawked at, harassed, etc., probably figures strongly. She doesn’t have the protections she had in Argentina. Plus, people will take an even closer look at her literally and figuratively and all Sanford’s pronouncements about her wonderfulness might suffer. Their interactions would be put on display and could be telling. Sanford doesn’t need anymore complications!
Or she could be taking a cue from Jenny “his career is not a concern of mine.”
Actually i was being facetious. She has to be kept out of sight so the sorid affair and the misery it caused will not be constantly in the forefront of voters minds.
Agreed!
Is the ring paid for, or has he got it on a ninety day note?
His payment plan is on the same schedule as his election campaign, just in case.
Forget about Sanford and sex….think about all dem negro ho’s we payin fo to churn out them children…… my solution……maybe cement in the vagina would slow it down!!!!!!!
Forget about Sanford and sex….think about all dem negro ho’s we payin fo to churn out them children…… my solution……maybe cement in the vagina would slow it down!!!!!!!
He gets a dick-head of steam every time he dreams of Chapur. Walks around with a constant hard-on. Go away, you prick.
He gets a dick-head of steam every time he dreams of Chapur. Walks around with a constant hard-on. Go away, you prick.
I think Mark’s son needs to apologize to his father and the voters, for asking to leave the Superbowl party he attended with Mark early. This put Mark in a bad situation as the only “Television” available is in downtown Charleston. Apparently at some future date this technology may be available elsewhere in South Carolina.
Also, if Jenny Sanford hadn’t let herself go… Then Gov Sanford would not have had to “outsource” their martial relations to Argentina! She’s a typical lazy “entitled” and unmotivated (wink, wink) US worker! Besides, Sanford respects our Tea Party Patriot values. He doesn’t waste our hard earned tax dollars on trips to Argentina to “hook up” unless it’s with some some hot latin poontang!
Question to my fellow Tea Party Patriots – when Mark’s mistress gets preggers, is it an anchor baby?
I think Mark’s son needs to apologize to his father and the voters, for asking to leave the Superbowl party he attended with Mark early. This put Mark in a bad situation as the only “Television” available is in downtown Charleston. Apparently at some future date this technology may be available elsewhere in South Carolina.
Also, if Jenny Sanford hadn’t let herself go… Then Gov Sanford would not have had to “outsource” their martial relations to Argentina! She’s a typical lazy “entitled” and unmotivated (wink, wink) US worker! Besides, Sanford respects our Tea Party Patriot values. He doesn’t waste our hard earned tax dollars on trips to Argentina to “hook up” unless it’s with some some hot latin poontang!
Question to my fellow Tea Party Patriots – when Mark’s mistress gets preggers, is it an anchor baby?