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In Other USC-Upstate News …

Today’s big news at the University of South Carolina Upstate is a cease and desist order issued by S.C. Attorney General Alan Wilson against professor (and James Bond villain wanna-be) Richard “Ric” Routh. What did Routh do? This … (more here). Of course we also got a USC-Upstate related tip…

Today’s big news at the University of South Carolina Upstate is a cease and desist order issued by S.C. Attorney General Alan Wilson against professor (and James Bond villain wanna-be) Richard “Ric” Routh.

What did Routh do? This … (more here).

Of course we also got a USC-Upstate related tip today about Colton Hodge, the unemployed no talent ass clown who landed on our radar screen last summer when he sang an angry Metallica ballad to S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley (which resulted in the cops paying him a visit).

Anyway Hodge is apparently upset over the coverage he has received from FITSNews, prompting him to record another angry karaoke cover … this time to the tune of Staind’s 2001 song “Outside.”

Take a listen …

(Click to play)

Yeah … thank God for the mute button right?

Seriously, people … we’ve listened to dying animals with better pitch than than this guy.

Anyway, the video is noteworthy not for the talent of the performer, but the message he leaves of our website during the final fourteen seconds of this atonal audible atrocity.

“F*ck Fits News,” Hodge writes, shooting a pair of middle fingers in the air while wearing a Batman mask.

Solid …

UPDATE: Hodge also has a new video dedicated to S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley.

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20 comments

Smirks March 25, 2013 at 4:21 pm

He sounds worse than William Hung, which I didn’t even think was possible.

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Whammy Tailbigg March 30, 2013 at 8:28 am

William Hung??? I don’t know him. Is he single? That doesn’t really matter. Do you have his number?

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Smirks March 25, 2013 at 4:21 pm

He sounds worse than William Hung, which I didn’t even think was possible.

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Whammy Tailbigg March 30, 2013 at 8:28 am

William Hung??? I don’t know him. Is he single? That doesn’t really matter. Do you have his number?

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? March 25, 2013 at 6:38 pm

lol….you’ve hit a lode mine of comedic gold.

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? March 25, 2013 at 6:38 pm

lol….you’ve hit a lode mine of comedic gold.

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Soft Sigh from Hell March 25, 2013 at 7:06 pm

As a nothing fish in any pond, I can still laugh at this character.
(Though I have seen the phenomenon before around small universities in small cities.)

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Soft Sigh from Hell March 25, 2013 at 7:06 pm

As a nothing fish in any pond, I can still laugh at this character.
(Though I have seen the phenomenon before around small universities in small cities.)

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Right March 25, 2013 at 7:56 pm

He made the vids private after you posted them – can’t watch them.

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Right March 25, 2013 at 7:56 pm

He made the vids private after you posted them – can’t watch them.

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Fleet March 26, 2013 at 3:31 am

Look, everybody here in Sparkle City knows this boy ain’t right. Leave him alone. Writing about him is not unlike kicking a puppy.

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Fleet March 26, 2013 at 3:31 am

Look, everybody here in Sparkle City knows this boy ain’t right. Leave him alone. Writing about him is not unlike kicking a puppy.

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Sam March 26, 2013 at 11:28 am

Is he from Bamberg?

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Sam March 26, 2013 at 11:28 am

Is he from Bamberg?

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SpartanburgCorruption March 26, 2013 at 1:01 pm

This guy’s just looking for attention because his rich ass daddy took away his money and affection.

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SpartanburgCorruption March 26, 2013 at 1:01 pm

This guy’s just looking for attention because his rich ass daddy took away his money and affection.

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ShrimpnGrits April 8, 2013 at 11:43 pm

He should record under the name Enema. That’s what he sounds like.

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ShrimpnGrits April 8, 2013 at 11:43 pm

He should record under the name Enema. That’s what he sounds like.

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looking4sense May 17, 2013 at 3:08 pm

what an idiot.

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looking4sense May 17, 2013 at 3:08 pm

what an idiot.

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